| %n, if I'm an addict, then how come you're IM'ing me? |
| Don't worry, I am visiting a therapy web site for computer addictions... |
| Everyone complains I don't get out enough, well I'm out of this chair right now. BRB |
| Hello %n, at %t on %d something AMAZING happened....... I left the computer!!! |
| HELP! I can't get away from my computer!! |
| Here's how I think... Why get off if you know you'll just end up gettin on later, I mean thats what away messages are for! |
| I am not addicted to the Internet, it's addicted to me |
| I am not addicted. If I were addicted, you wouldn't see this away message up now, would you? |
| I can quit anytime I want to. I just don't want to. |
| I can't take it ANYMORE!!! I'm so hooked!!! I need to get off!! But I cant Stop! I need another patch! ahhh! much better... now for a cigarette... |
| I heard you're doing ok But I want you to know I'm addict I'm addicted to AIM I can't pretend I don't care When you don't think about me Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy but you left anyway I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to AIM But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to AIM Now it's over can't forget what you said and I never wanna do this again Heartbreaker Since the day I met AIM And after all we've been through I'm still addict I'm addicted to AIM I think you know that it's true I'd run a thousand miles to get you Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy I did all that I could Just to keep you But you left anyway How long will I be waiting? Until the end of times I don't know why I'm still waiting I can't make you mine Heartbreaker I'm addicted to AIM |
| I live a weird life hiding behind a computer instead of walking out into the big horrible world. |
| I'm currently in an AIM rehab program. Part of weaning me off is putting this away message up. I'VE TAKEN THE SECOND STEP!! |
| I'm not addicted, I just can't get up! |
| I'm not as addicted to the internet as %n is! |
| I'm taking one of those "How addicted to AIM are you?" quizes... not that I'm WORRIED that I'm addicted or anything... |
| If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I'll be gone long, and if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay, talk, I will return within seconds. |
| Im not addicted im just trying to be the person online the longest. |
| Im not addicted...I'm just affraid of that voice that says "goodbye" |
| Just 'cause I have to get on AIM everywhere I go (hospitals, library, laptop in the car, even during class) does not mean I am addicted! |
| Just because ALL I do is sit here at the computer ALL day long, doesn't mean I'm addicted. and just because I eat my food here, smoke my cigs, and sometimes fall asleep on the keyboard too...No! I'm not addicted, SERIOUSLY..what were you thinking? |
| Just because I've been online for a whole day doesn't mean I'm ADDICTED... my chair is just COMFY... |
| Maybe soon I'll be able to deal with the 3-Dimensional people... |
| My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and procrastination. I'm away from the Internet now...I'll work on procrastination later. |
| Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted. |
| Ok, it isn't my fault that so many interesting things happen in my life everyday so that I can stay online for hours. So just because I am loved by most doesn't mean I am addicted or does it......hmmmmm I wonder. I will be on for at least the next 14 hours so get back to me on that one. |
| Okay, okay! Just because I have to be online where ever I go DOES NOT mean I'm addicted... I merly need to know whats going on online where ever I am... And frankly I don't see this as my fault... Who ever came up with laptops and being able to dial up with any phone line should be at fault! So HA There! |
| So...I've been on all day. Like I care! |
| The fact that I have been sitting on my butt in front of the computer for about three hours does not mean I am addicted...It just means I have no life. |
| Think of it this way...if I were really addicted, would I have this away message up? |
| When I'm online, I'm glad I'm not Manic Depressive because I might just commit suicide waiting for a person to take there away sign off! |
