| After a long observation of myself and video games, I have hereby concluded that video games do not rot your brains. *Twitch* |
| Be back when my thumbs are numb. |
| Dodging bullets right now %n , be back in a flash. |
| Drooling, pressing buttons, and watching television all at the same time. |
| Giving my neglected (Name of Game Console) some much needed attention. |
| Great gamers are made, not born. |
| Hey I'm playing with something more entertaining than you. |
| Hey! I cannot talk right now because I am playing a computer game that is WAY better than talkin to you. |
| I am controlling my own little world that takes up the whole computer screen. No wait, I'm just playing a game... |
| I am currently skewing my perception of reality. |
| I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up all my free time and leaves no room for social interaction. |
| I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up my whole brain. |
| I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up my whole life. |
| I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. |
| I am playing a computer game that is much more important then you will ever be, so remember your place and leave a message. |
| I am playing a game, but not a computer game, but a game with your head, using this away message. |
| I am playing a video game I will be back when I die. |
| I can't talk now. I'm playing a video game that requires all of my attention. |
| I can't type write now because I am busy excercising my fingers. |
| I could quit playing video games right now, but I'm not a quitter. |
| I couldn`t find the off switch to my game... so I figured I'd just keep playing. |
| I have a life... It will resume after I beat this video game. |
| I know, lets play catch 'n kiss. I'm in! |
| I playing a game ... I'll be back when I win or lose... I sure hope it's not for money |
| I'll be back when my fingers starts to hurt. |
| I'll BRB I'm playing ... *AW* ... a ... *OH*... game ... *EE*... Can't you tell? |
| I'm away playing video games but when I get back I don't know if I'll be able to type. |
| I'm not addicted to video games, I can stop whenever I want to. I can but I just don't want to. |
| I'm not talented enough to play a video game and type at the same time. |
| I'm playing a computer game right now. The only thing nerdier than that would be talking to %n |
| I'm playing a game right now and I'm either dead, dying, or have died a million times. When I get tired of dying, I'll be back. |
| I'm playing a game that takes up my whole body, running in front of parked cars!! |
| I'm playing a game where you can't save or pause the game so I can't stop playing it or I'll lose. |
| I'm playing a video game, I'll be back when I run out of lives. |
| I'm playing resident evil at the moment and if you try to IM me the IM sound will scare the bejesus out of me. |
| I'm playing three games. Mario has just fired a fireball into the corner pocket of the 16th green and you expect me to talk to you?! I have more important things like stomping on mushrooms with a pool stick that looks remarkably like a golf club! Oh well, FOUR in the corner pocket! |
| I'm too sick for the computer. My hand is too clammy to hold the mouse, my fingers are too limp to type, my eyes are too sore to look at the screen, and the noises and bright colors make my head pound. So I've gone to play my video games. |
| If it wasn't for video games I'd never get out of bed. |
| It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, and I'm out on a journey to save the world... Man, I love video games. |
| My mom told me to do something productive, so I am playing video games. |
| My mom told me to go play outside, so I'm busy carrying the TV, couch, and video games outside. |
| Playing a game right now and winning. INTERRUPT AND BE DESTROYED! |
| Proving the scientific theory that video games are more addicting than drugs. |
| Rotting my brain playing video games. Leave a message and I will get back to you if I can manage to read it. |
| The hardest thing in life is to watch the person you love, love a video game more than you. |
| The hardest thing is to watch the one you love, love a computer game. |
| There's no such thing as too much video games. |
| Video games don't consume my life, video games are my life. |
| What a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping... Let's play video games. |
| Who says video games aren't important? It gives you hand-eye coordination. That's important! |
| Working on my biceps. Did I say biceps? I meant video game skills. |
