| "If you put something in quotation marks, then everyone will think someone famous said and they'll start saying it and then eventually it will be famous." |
| "Always reach further then you can grab" |
| "Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us everyday." --Sally Koch |
| "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." -Aesop |
| "Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen...others make it happen. DESIRE" |
| "Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart." |
| "You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it." -Charles Bixton |
| 10% of life is what happens to you, and the other 90% is how you react to it. |
| A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it! |
| Always smile even if it's a sad smile because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile. |
| Always smile even if it's a sad smile because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile. Free Ring Tones! Free Aim Smileys Free iPod Video Funny Voicemails Personal Finance Forum IM Acronyms Don't wish upon a star, reach for one. |
| Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. --Albert Einstein |
| Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored. |
| Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelms. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
| Be who you are and say what you feel, for you are who you are and your feelings are real. |
| Busy planning to be spontaneous. |
| But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think? |
| Can you breath out of your nose and into your mouth at the same time? |
| Courage is not the absence of fear but the presence of fear with the will to go on. |
| Courage is only fear that's said it's prayers. |
| Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. |
| Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. |
| Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!" |
| Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow... And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow? |
| Don't dwell on what you can't change. |
| Don't wait for your world to change, change it yourself. |
| Dreams are not something to wait for, they are something to work for. |
| Every moment in time gives us a chance to love, to learn, to dream... and to become more then we ever imagined. |
| Everyday I beat my previous my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive. |
| Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best. |
| Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? |
| Here is a riddle for you. A man and his son were in a car accident. Two ambulences came to pick them up and took them to two seperate hospitals. The doctor came into the operating room and said, "I can't work on this boy, he is my son." How is that possible? (The doctor is his mom) |
| Hey, I'm here but I'm not here so when I get here you will know I am here because I will be here. |
| Hey, I'm not here because I'm there...I'm not sure where there is but if you find out, please come here and tell me... |
| Hey, I'm not here because I'm there...I'm not sure where there is but if you find out, please come here and tell me... The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be. |
| Hey? Didn't you IM me the day after yesterday? |
| How can you miss me if I don't go away? |
| How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? |
| How do you throw away a trash can? |
| I am lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait. |
| I am not away. I am a liar. |
| I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. I could be sitting here laughing at you because I am avoiding you and you don't know it. Ok, I'll make a deal with you. If you can guess correctly whether or not I'm here I will talk to you. Then again, if I'm not here and you guess right then I'm really just not here to talk to you. Also, if I'm ignoring you and you guess right then what do you really think are the chances that I'll tell you that you were right? So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm avoiding you. |
| I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing. |
| I doubt therefore I might be. |
| I haven't gone away but I'll be right back. |
| I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where. |
| I may be inconsistent, but not all the time. |
| I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait. |
| I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled. |
| I'm telling the truth, everything I say is a lie. |
| If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? |
| If a pizza is round then why do they make the box square? |
| If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? |
| If an away message is posted, but no one ever reads it, did that person really go away? |
| If an orange is called an orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? |
| If everyone is a winner, then doesn't that mean that everyone is also a loser? |
| If I could give you one gift, I would give you the ability to see yourself as I see you, so that you could see how truly special you are. |
| If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? |
| If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. |
| If opportunity doesn't knock...build a door. |
| If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working? |
| If quitters never win and winners never quit who came up with "Quit while your ahead"? |
| If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid? |
| If the world didn't suck a little bit, we'd all fall off it. |
| If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? |
| If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it iss today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow? |
| If you are there and I am here, where is here and who is there? |
| If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them? |
| If you asked someone if they lie constantly, and they said yes would you believe them? |
| If you never learn to face your fears, you'll never learn to face life. |
| Imagine a world without hypothetical situations. |
| Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. |
| In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. |
| In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. |
| Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"? |
| It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not. |
| It's not where you came from...it's where you're going...It's not what's on you...but what's in you...it's not what you're driving it's what drives you that's important. |
| Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. |
| Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. |
| Life's a garden...Dig It |
| Life's waiting for me, so I'm out finding it. |
| Live for today because yesterdays are over and tomorrows may never come. |
| Live life to the fullest, go after your dreams and try your best. You may go a long way. |
| Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open. |
| Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic! |
| Never regret something that made you smile |
| No great work is impossible. The word it self says I'm possible |
| No matter how many lemons there are, always be peachy. |
| Obstacles are those frightening things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. |
| Only those who can see the invisible, can do the impossible. |
| Our eyes were put in the front of our heads, so we look to where we are going not to where we have been. |
| Our hopes and dreams can come true, but only if we have the courage to pursue them. |
| People can alter their lives by altering their attitudes. |
| Practice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice? |
| Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. |
| Save electricity, turn off your computer when you are away. |
| Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars. |
| Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars. |
| Since history never stops, when does the future begin? |
| Some people dream of worthy accomplishments while other stay awake and do them. |
| Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder "What happened?" Which type of person are you? |
| Success is a journey not a destination. |
| The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. |
| The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives. |
| The glory is not in never failing, but in the rising every time you fall. |
| The hard I do immediately. The impossible takes a little bit longer. |
| The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population. |
| The lesson is in the struggle, not the victory. |
| The ones who never fail are the ones who never try. |
| The road to success is always under construction. |
| The statement below is True. The statement above is False. Which statement is correct? |
| There's this lost cause I believe in called myself. |
| Think of someone of "average" intelligence. Then think half the world is dumber than that. |
| This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. |
| Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, any one can start from now and make a brand new ending. |
| Three wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do. |
| Time isn't wasting you, you are wasting time. Get on with your life and make people proud of you! |
| To give anything less then your best is to sacrifice the gift. |
| To the crazy man, the normal person is insane. |
| To the world you're maybe one person but to one person you maybe the world. Always rememeber you're loved; never forget someone always cares. |
| Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. |
| Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. |
| We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then isn't an act, but a habit. |
| What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
| What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
| What is the speed of dark? |
| What's another word for thesaurus? |
| When people say "Expect the unexpected," doesn't that mean the unexpected is expected? |
| When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have! |
| When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying. |
| When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying. |
| Where does the sky finally have its limit? |
| Where we are today is a result of the choices we made yesterday. Lets make the best choices today that we might have the best tomorrow. |
| Who you are makes a difference. Thanks for being you!! |
| Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it. |
| Why does the sun darken your skin, but lightens your hair? |
| Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you will believe him, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure? |
| Why is it that when someone says they are no speech maker they have to go on to prove it? |
| Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo? |
| Will you let me know when I get back? |
| Without fear, there is no courage. |
| Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"? |
| Yesterday was that past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift...that is why they call it the present. |
| You can do anything in life you set your mind to, provided it is powered by your heart. |
| You can never live until you dare to die. |
| You go girl!! |
| You know I have been thinking about this whole away message thing, do people really need to know what we are doing or where we are? I am away lets just leave it that way. |
| You won't see the rainbow if you don't live through the rain. |
| You'll never know the worth of water till the well is dry. |
| ~ You see things; and you say why? But I dream things that never were; and I say why not?~ |
