| (your sn) can not come to the computer right now, he/she is on a bold, daring quest to find that one missing sock in her/his washing machine. Leave a message and he/she will be sure to get back to you. |
| BUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ.......my laundry is calling me! |
| Cleaning my room, I'll be back in a few weeks. |
| Cleaning up, this doesn't happen very often so don't bother me unless its important. |
| Cleaning... so leave me alone or I'll spray you with Windex. |
| Do you smell that smelly smell? that smells smelly? Laundry? Yeah that's what I thought! bb in a sec! |
Doing laundry!
And NO! "laundry" is not your new nickname!! :-P |
| Doing laundry. Don't worry, it won't take long, I'll run as fast as I can from the monster that lives in our basement. |
| Doing Laundry...the story of my life... |
| Doing laundry; one can only go so long with dirty underwear. |
| Eww...My Mom's Underwear! I hate laundry! |
| Getting dizzy, getting dizzy,watchin the clothes go round and round... |
| Giving my room a new perspective on life... cleanliness. |
| Have you noticed how I always wear the same outfit? I am fixing that right now... |
| Help! I am lost in soap bubbles, I told my mom that chores were dangerous They never listen. Do They? |
| Help! I'm caught somewhere between spin cycle and rinse. Ahhh! |
| Hey all whats up?...OH CRAP WHAT'S THAT SMELL??? omg its coming from my hamper... well I guess its that time of the year...LAUNDRY!! |
| Hey what is that smell? Oh crap, you must have rubbed it off on me...going to do some laundry... |
| Hey, sorry I'm busy doing laundry right now, by the way has anyone seen my thong? Not the pink one, but the purple one with sparkles?? |
| I am cleaning my room or at least trying to find the floor. |
| I am doing laundry so I don't have to walk around naked anymore. |
| I am going to clean up planet Earth... starting with my room. |
| I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? |
| I can no longer see the floor, that means it's time to do my laundry. |
| I can no longer see the floor...I guess it is time to do laundry...this may take a while |
| I have to clean my room because my computer is somewhere under my bed. |
| I pooped my pants, so I'm away doing my laundry. |
| I sent a bunch of monkeys in my room to clean it but that didn't work so now I have to clean it. |
| I think there's a floor somewhere in my room. I'm going to see if I can find it. |
| I was doing the laundry when the washer pulled me in and swallowed me and now I'm stuck in the lint trap and trying to find my way out of the dryer. |
| I would stay and talk to you but my keyboard and mouse are covered in dirty clothes. |
| I'm being economical by cleaning my clothes and reusing them. |
| I'm cleaning my room right now. Help, the giant dust bunnies are attacking! |
| I'm doing laundry, I can start by doing the clothes you are wearing. |
| I'm doing my laundry right now a.k.a. I'm drowning in the bubbles and can't see the computer screen! |
| I'm doing my laundry, I'm cleaning my clothes, I'm getting them clean so I can mess them up agian |
| I'm doing something dirty and I'll be at it all day... one hour at a time. I'll start in the bedroom and work my way all thru the house and back again. I'll do it again and again. Go in cold come out hot, makin the whole house rock in between. It's sometimes sweaty and long but it's worth it when its all over...I'm doing laundry, bbl |
| I'm doing something dirty...and I'm paying for it in quarters ;) |
| I'm doing stupid laundry... *kicks dryer* stupid dryer get AIM! |
| I'm drowning in laundry. Please call a lifeguard. |
| I'm running around naked because I don't have any clean clothes. If you need me, come visit me in the laundry room %n. |
| I'm washing my clothes which I don't think any of you know how to do! |
| i've been hypnotized by the washer. help! |
| I've been hypnotized by the washing machine. |
| In my room cleaning up the mess Hurricane (YOUR NAME HERE) left behind. It is quite a mess so please be patient because it may take a while. |
| Life was good, till I ran out of clothes to wear... Doing laundry. |
| Mom's love to clean. My mom loves to make me clean. |
| My clothes need to bathe. |
| My house is in dire need of cleaning. Even the roaches can't take it any more and have left to find a new home. |
| My house is so dirty even the roaches have left. |
| My room is not a mess, this mess is my room. |
| My room isn't messy. It's a work of unorganized art. |
| Oh no, the lint is running away! Well, I guess it's time to do the laundry. Hold on while I catch my adventure. |
| Oh this darned laundry. How I loathe those of you who are not distracted by the constant tumbling of clothes. |
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am doing the laundry,
So I don't smell like you |
| Stuffing my stuff under my bed... |
| The dishes aren't going to wash themselves. |
| There comes a time in a man's life when he must do the unthinkable... Yep, I've run out of clothes and I'm doing laundry. |
| Vacuum - $150 Mop - $15 Baskets - $5 Me finally cleaning up - Priceless! |
| Watching a TV show where the clothes go around in circles for a long time. |
| Well it was strange, I was doing laundry and I got stuck in the dryer. OOOPS!! |
| What's dirty, smelly and if your disgusting would wear? Dirty laundry. Unlike you I'm not disgusting which is why I'm doing the laundry! |
| What's the point of cleaning? Everything just gets dirty again. |
| Why do parents call it a floor? Everyone knows it's the biggest shelf in the house. |
| Yep, it's that time of year again; I'm doing my laundry. |
| You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. |
