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| *~~supercalafragilisticespialidoscious~lalalalaladum diddy dum dumdiddy~~* |
| By the time you read this...you've aready read it!! |
| Did you just say that they are making us think the thought that we thought before we even thunk it? Or maybe you just mis-understood and they really said that we are thinking about the thoughts of the person who is next to us and what they are thinking is what we just thunk?!?!?!?! WAIT!!! Now I am confused!!!! Why don't you try to sort out my many problems until I get back. ;) |
| Did you know by reading this message you have wasted about 5 secounds of your life? |
| Dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o)dupe do dupe do dupidy do(o.o) annoying, isn't it |
| Have you ever IMed someone just to see what their away message said? |
| Hello all. How are you? I'm obviously not here, but don't worry! Don't be sad - never fret! I'll be back. Maybe in a minute, maybe in two. I'm just taking a short break from this computer for what ever reason. So maybe while I'm gone, you should eat some cheese. Did you know cheese is good for you? Take French for example....the Bri kind....yummy yummy. well anyway. I am going to be back soon. very soon. and by the time your done reading this, ILL BE BACK! so hang tight...or hang ten? I'll be back! which may or may not be a good thing ;) |
| Hey! I am away right now! Just leave me a message after the beep...............................peep (nope, not right)......keep (nope, not right again)...leap (nope).....sleep (not right)....teep (is that even a word?)....weep (not yet)....creep (hey, that's u!)....neap (neap tide?)....meep (nope).....sweep(naw)..............deep (close)....seep (closer)....i guess my machine isn't workin.....i just wasted a whole lot of your time...haha! |
| Hey, I'm away right now. Wanna know what I'm doing? Well okay. Come closer...closer...closer... NO CLOSER!!!okay here goes...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!Ha ha haaa!! You'll never know what I'm doing! Only I do!!! |
| I can't talk on the computer right know so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now. I mean I'm at the computer NOW, writing this away message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess its NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing. |
| I I am I am so I am so so I am so so sorry I am so so sorry that I am so so sorry that I i am so so sorry that I wasted I am so so sorry that I wasted your I am so so sorry that I wasted your time I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for 60 seconds I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for 60 seconds. LOL |
| I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes... |
| I know something you don't know. Would you like to know? I could tell you if you want. You do wanna know, right? Are you sure? Because once I tell you, there's no turning back ya know... you're going to be enlightened and there's going to be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright... Since you're so anxious to find out I'll tell you...Here it is: I'm not here right now. I'll brb. |
| I was going to try to write something profound for my away message....once I realized that I could not do such a thing I decided that, instead, I would write about you're mom. Then I realized that you might kick my ass if you took me seriously, so I again decided to change the topic of my away message. I toiled and pondered and dug deep into my creative mind to come up with an away message suitable for what I was trying to convey. When I realized that was impossible I decided to just tell you that I'm currently away...but I'll be back later... Send some messages please. |
| I'm bored, and if you really care u'll stick around, and if you don't really care, u'll stick around & wait for me, why be because I told you so, and if you leave b4 I get back I'll be sooo mad, because when I get back what if no one is on? be because they all left? and you wouldn't want to be one of those ppl would you? I didn't think so. Now scroll down. * * * * * HA! you actually scrolled down? wow! I never realized how much of an idiot you were. * * * * * * still here huh? |
| I'm not you ugly. I'm not are ugly. Im not a ugly. Im not JACKASS ugly. Now read the 3rd word in each sentence .................................... You have just wasted 45 seconds and got insulted. |
| IT's %t do you know where your imginary friend is? |
| know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course. |
| Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott brb |
| The other day I was walking when I came across a paper and this is what it said: This is a This is way This is to This is waste This is someones This is time This is a way to waste someone's time. This is I This is just This is wasted This is a This is lot This is of This is your This is time This is I just wasted a lot of your time. |
| This should keep you busy while I am gone! :: Scroll?down ? Scroll?up |
| TkHkIkSkIkSkAkWkAkYkTkOkKkEkEkPkAkDkUkMkBkAkSkSkBkUkSkY read every other letter starting with T |
| Want to know a secret? Scroll?down.... Well too bad!!! |
| When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid! - But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty |
| Why are you IMing me? Can't you see the little yellow tabby thingy next to my screen name? Or am I not on your buddy list? Gee, the thanks I get for being such a good friend... you don't even care if i'm on, do you? You're probably IM'ing me to tell me you hate me... is that right? I can't take this... this stress... too much stress... I've gone to CVS to get some aspirin and maybe a beer. |
| You know, I don't understand why people feel the need to put up these long, drawn out away messages up. I mean all you really need to do is just put up gone, sleeping, eating, studying, partying. But people just seem to go on and on and on and on with these things. I mean sure, sometimes they are interesting, but come on people. It's just basically a waste of time all together... |
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