| "then the phone rings, I hear you, and the darkness is a clear view" ~Ashlee Simpson The phone just went a ringin, so I guess ill answer it and see who it is. brb |
| (Your Name) is on the phone. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep! |
| *Doo doo doo* I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach is unavailable. Please turn your computer screen 90 degrees and type your message again. *beep* |
| Ahhhh! The phone cord is attacking me! |
| Are those sleigh bells? OMG! YEAH THEY ARE! Oh wait..that's the phone..bbl.talking to someone whose got a life along with moi! |
| Call the cellifone! |
| Did you ever notice that girls are always on the phone? Hold on I'm on the phone right now... |
| Doo,doo, doo! The Screen name you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please hang up and try again. |
| Even though you love me and I love you, i'm talking on the phone so too bad for you. |
| Exercising my vocal cords. |
| Have you ever called someone trying to get the machine. You call them to leave a message and they pick up and you're like, "Hey I was just gonna leave you a message about the way the tag on my underwear is always itching me, but it appears that you're actually there, so..." and you end up having a 30 minute conversation with this person you didn't really want to talk to. |
| Having a personal conversation with my phone. |
| Hello. Have you ever tried to talk on the phone and chat on the 'net at the same time? It's actually pretty hard. You can never give enough attention to ONE of them...unfortunately... I'm not giving you any attention. Later... |
| Help! There's someone hiding inside my phone, and they're talking to me. |
| Help, I'm on the phone and I can't stop talking. |
| Help, the phone won't come off my ear and the voice on the other end won't stop talking. |
| Hey %n, I actually have real friends to talk to on the phone instead of virtual friends like you. |
| Hey %n. I'm not here at the moment because I'm answering the phone. Even though I know it's not that hottie from school. |
| Hey guys. Im on the phone with my lover, no just playin, its just (name of persone your on the phone with)!! |
| Hey I am on the phone with my boyfriend who is obviously more important than you are! Just kidding! Leave me a message and I will IM ya back!!!! |
| Hey mom! I hear SLEIGHH BELLS! mom: REALLY?! It's summer though..I though Santa just came on December 25th..me: Oh JK mom..that's the phone..bbl on the phone with someone else who has a life along with me.. |
Hey my number is ###-###-####
I can't tell you, who do you think I am
The Phone Book |
| Hey! Sorry but I'm talking on the phone right now, and unfortunately, I can't talk and type at the same time! When I'm done, I'll IM ya! :-D |
| Hey, I'm on the phone right now. If you really want me on the computer, then buy me a CORDLESS phone...Be back when I am done!!!! |
| I am busy transporting verbal messages over a magical device. |
| I am talkin on the phone right now and I can't talk and type at the same time...i am not that gifted! |
| I am tangeled up in my phone cord. Wait I have a cordless phone. Be back later. |
| I got tired of sending messages through the computer, so I decided to send some over the phone. |
| I HAVE TRIPPED OVER THE CORDLESS PHONE AND IM AT THE HOSPITAL......COME VISIT ME PLZ.....AND BRING FOOD, HOSPITAL FOOD.....SUCKS!!!!!!! |
| I just got a new cell phone! But I am still trying to figure out how to plug it into the wall. |
| I would rather talk than type... I'm on the phone. |
| I'd rather say words than type them...I'm on the phone, bbl |
| I'll be back in a dial tone. |
| I'm calling someone who's name and number I got off the bathroom wall. |
| I'm calling someone who's number is written on the bathroom wall...brb. |
| I'm currently talking to the voices inside of my head, oh wait I'm just on the phone. |
| I'm doing the thing when you hold a device up to your ear and listen and then you talk, repeat those steps over and over again until you get bored of it then hang up. |
| I'm getting the telephone. Hopefully it's not %n because they NEVER STOP TALKING! And besides why would they call me when BOTH OF US ARE ONLINE!? |
| I'm hearing voices in the phone again. |
| I'm not currently avalible because I'm talking on the phone with someone more important than you! |
| I'm off having another hour long conversation with a telemarketer, WHAT FUN! |
| I'm on the phone and am struggling with the fact that it doesn't have a keyboard. |
| I'm on the phone if you really need to talk, talk to yourself because when I get back, talking to yourself will be better the talkin to me. |
| I'm on the phone right now and I'm not gifted enough to talk on the phone and type at the same time so leave a message. |
| I'm on the phone right now talkin to my bf who will prolly be my ex in a few minutes....so IM me and maybe you can be the next lucky boy! |
| I'm on the phone right now! Ill be back when I'm done talking which will be.....NEVER! |
| I'm on the phone talking about YOU! |
| I'm on the phone talking to...wait why do you care. I'll be back when I'm done alright!?!? |
| I'm on the phone with your x-boy. Be back after we stop fighting about who is going to hang up first. |
| I'm on the phone, and it's not easy to type, read, listen and talk all at the same time. |
| I'm on the phone, struggling with the fact that it doesn't have a keyboard...be back soon. |
| I'm on the phone...It could either be a quickie one, or a long one depending "who's" the one.... |
| I'm talking on the phone, be back in a few hours. |
| I'm talking to the magical voice inside the phone |
| I'm talking to your parents, they told me to tell you to get off the phone, they're trying to call you!!! |
| I'm tied up in my phone cord at the moment. I'll be back once I figure out how to get out. |
If your nice you can call me sweety..
if your sweet you can call me honey..
if your hot you better call me! |
| Im on the phone right now talking to people I actually like, so...LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! |
IM ON THE PHONE
(HEY I KNOW I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR HOURS BUT IM A GIRL, SO LIVE WITH IT!) |
Im talkin on the phone
please leave me alone
If you wanna talk too
call me, and we'll see what happens with me and you |
| Isnt it soo stupid how people stereotype people... its not like blondes are stupid or girls are always talking on the phone... with that said hold on k cuz I just tripped over my cordless... be right back |
| Listening to the phone. |
| Making the phone bill increase. |
Me :i leave ye with a riddle, I come in all different colors, im hard to the touch, I am a fone, what am i?
You: A Phone?
Me: ye know too much! - Little Britain |
| My ears are ringing... Wait, it's not my ears it's the phone. |
| My hands hurt from too much typing so I'm on the phone instead. |
| Nature Called...You can too if it's important. |
Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? Are you sure? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out!
BBL, talkin on the phone |
| Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? Are you sure? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out! BBL, talkin on the phone. |
| Oh thats funny! I just got off the phone with this loser who had the same screen name as you! |
| OMG! I just found out that guys think that girls talk on the phone way too much. That is soooo not true. That is a big sexist comment! Now shut up I'm on the phone... |
| On the phone again. Just can't wait to get on the phone again. The life I love is talking to my friends. And I can't wait to get on the phone again! |
| On the phone because its better than talking to you. |
| On the phone doing one of my favorite things... Talking. |
| On the phone. What else would I be doing if I'm not on the computer? |
P- pals are always
H- here for you when you're a bit
O- off course and
N- need affection..
E- especially like now |
| People say a girl's best friend are diamonds... I'd say it's the phone. |
| Ring ring ring I hear the sound of my telephone ring ring ring I should prolly go get the phone it might be someone important ring ring ring...I'll get there as fast as I can so bbs.... |
Ring, ring, ring.
(person 1) "YO, SOMEBODY GET THE PHONE."
(persone 2) "WHY CAN"T YOU?"
(persone 1) "BECAUSE IM ON THE PHONE." |
| Shhh! I'm on the phone. |
| Shhh! It's rude to disturb somebody when they are on the phone. |
| Shut-up I am talking on the phone! You are so rude! I am giving ya the privalge of leaving a message however. |
| Some guy is on the phone who doesn't use AIM so I have to get my fat butt up to go get it and talk to them. |
| Sorry I trpiped over a cordless phone be back when I'm untangled!!! |
| Sorry, I'm on the phone because I obviously have a life. |
| Talking to someone special on the phone. |
| Talking to this one chick on the phone, I mean my girlfriend, yeah. I'm talking to my girlfriend, so leave me one. |
| Telephone...i can't get off! Leave a message and I will get back to you after my conversation. |
| The bad part about having good friends is they never shut up... On the phone. |
| The phone is calling and I'm answering. |
| The phone is ringing and apparently I need to answer it when that happens or it won't stop. |
| The phone is ringing so I went to answer it. |
| The phone is ringing. Just to let you know that if its you, I am hanging up. |
| The screen name you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please hang up and try again. |
| The telephone is ringing, I guess I should pick it up. It's probly just gonna be another annoying telemarketer though... |
| There is something attached to my ear...when I get off the phone i'll tell you what it was. |
| Whats that thing you hold really close to your face...and it goes by your mouth. and you love to hold it...... o yea a phone! eww your such a perv!! what did you think I was talking about?!?! brb U PERV! lol jk jk |
| When I get untangled from the phone wire, I'll get back to you! |
| You know my number so call me. |
