| "ALL YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS THE MERCY OF HELL." |
| "I'm ready! I pulled an all-nighter!" |
| "JUST OUR LITTLE JOKE." |
| "Ngk," said Crowley. |
| "Today we will be having a test." |
| "Yeah?" |
| "You studied all night?" |
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman |
"At the store, they have one-hundred-percent recycled toilet paper," Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper."
-Fight Club |
| "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy |
"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
-St. Augustine |
| "Can you hear me now? ...good." - Verison Wireless guy |
| "College is about three things: homework, fun, and sleep...but you can only choose two." |
| "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future" -Galadriel (Lord of the Rings) |
| "Fate only takes you so far, because once you get there, it's up to you to make things happen." -Can't Hardly Wait |
| "For one day the end will come and on that day there will be no pardons" - Krieg Jagd |
| "Hey, don't worry about that. Just consentrate on what you're doin' and put it in the hole." ~ Hoosiers |
| "hunny, whatever your game is, I'll be ready to drop the bomb on you"-Sable |
| "I am not young enough to know everything." - unknown |
| "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying." -Oscar Wilde |
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears |
| "I have no regrets. It's the twists and turns and the bumbs and bruses that make us who we are today. So why would you want to regret that?" -Pacey, Dawson's Creek |
| "I need a boy like you like a hole in my head!!" (Dixie Chicks) |
| "I trust everyone...I just don't trust the devil inside of them." |
| "If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried." |
| "If everyone played by all the rules, life would be no fun." |
| "If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!" -Eminem |
| "If there is nothing to believe in...theres no purpose in life." |
| "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure"-- Dan Quayle |
| "Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is- never try." -Homer Simpson |
| "Never let your schooling interfere with your education." - Mark Twain |
| "Save the Environment...Plant a Bush back in Texas" -- Bumper Sticker |
| "Some guys are like playing with flames you don't want to get to close for the fear of getting burned" -Ali |
| "Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them" |
| "Son, I'm not going to lie to ya. You're as dumb as a mule & twice as ugly. If a strange man pffers you a ride- I say take it!" -Grandpa Simpson |
"Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting."
-Mother Theresa |
| "Take a stand against crime...shoot back." |
| "The greatest thing in life is to love and be loved in return!" Moulin Rouge |
| "The pure and simple truth is rarely ever pure, and never simple." |
| "Those who think they know everything, are very annoying to those of us who do." - Mark Twain |
| "Time changes things." -William A. Keene |
| "to live is to suffer...to survive is to find meaning in the suffering:...DMX |
| "To live would be an awfully big adventure..." - Peter Pan |
"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
-La Rochefoucauld |
| "Truth is the perception of reality, whereas reality is the perception of the truth" ~ Anonymous |
| "Truth, Beauty, Freedom, but above all things, Love" -Moulin Rouge |
| "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda |
| "Vote for pedro!" |
| "We as children of God have been transformed and made anew by the miracle of regeneration."Quote from A Divine Relelation of Heaven by Mary K. Baxter |
"You don't like your job? There's a support group for that. It's called
everyone." --Drew Carey |
| 'When near, make it seem that you are far, when far, that you are near' Sun Tzu |
| *The best gift you can give is a hug: 1 size fits all and nobody ever minds if you return it* |
| - Crowley in conversation with his superiours - Good Omens |
| A girl is much more than she seems, not a toy by any means. Underneath the makeup and hair, there's a sign saying handle with care. |
| Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer , but wish we didn't .. |
| Confucius says...Give a penny,Take a penny,But if you need more than 5 pennies,...GET A JOB!!! |
| Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, and don't let people be reckless with yours. |
| Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H.L. Mencken |
| Everybody expects tomorrow ... but maybe we shouldn't - Eric |
| Fear is an illusion.. So Face it! M. J. |
| Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely. |
| Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. - David Pratt |
| Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day....give a man religion and he will starve to death while praying for a fish |
| Good ... Bad ... I'm the guy with the gun. - Ash - "Army of Darkness" |
| Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up these defenses, you build this whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own any more. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. not just in the mind. It's a soul hurt, a body hurt, a real gets inside you and rips you apart pain. I hate love. - Neil Gaiman |
| How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. - Alfred de Musset |
| Humans suffering from a conflict of signals aren't the best people to be holding guns, especially when they've just witnessed a natural childbirth, which definitely looked an un-American way of bringing new citizens into the world. - Good Omens |
| I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. - Chang-tzu |
| I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they will feel all day. |
| I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen |
| If you dont know me, you've no right to judge me, I got a good heart, but this heart can get ugly -DMX |
| If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime. - Anonymous |
| If you're going my way, I'll walk with you. |
| IM me if you want I won't respond because Homer Simpson once said, and I Quote "If something's hard to do then its not worth doing" |
| In life, when you fall on your face you are still moving forward. |
| Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get. -Forest Gump |
| Life is like that...sad and blue. When you see the sky raining it's me crying for you. |
| Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctoral gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. - Smoking Man |
| Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. - Charles D'Hericault |
| Make your own footsteps..don't follow in others! |
| Momma said life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get! |
| Music is the essence of life, life is the essence of music.-Zoolander |
| Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real. |
| Never argue with an idiot, they always bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. |
| Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. |
| No Man Could Eat 50 Eggs - Tre' Cool |
| On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G |
| Only the dead have seen the end of war. -Plato |
| Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx |
| Pacifism is objectively pro-Fascist..."he that is not with me is against me." - George Orwell |
| Remember that life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. |
| Roads are a suggestion, Marge. Just like pants.- Homer |
| Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone. |
| Smile when it lightning's ... because God is taking a picture of you... |
| Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay for a while and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never, ever, the same. ~ Anonymous |
| Someone told me to make up my mind..... its been a while and my lipstick is smudging! |
| Sometimes you gotta let your heart led you even if it is somewhere your not supose to be ~Van Wilder |
| Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me, I quit!" |
| The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own. -Michael Konda |
| The key to happiness is self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing toward oblivion. - Scott Adams |
| The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. |
| The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin |
| There is more to life than being really really Ridiculously good looking -Zoolander |
| Thou shalt not steal, rather thou shalt steal with a happy smile. |
| Time waits for no one. |
| We must remember that in time of war what is said on the enemy's side of the front is always propaganda and what is said on our side of the front is truth and righteousness, the cause of humanity and a crusade for peace. - Walter Lippmann |
| When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a tresure! |
| When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying. |
| woman: "Sir, you are very drunk tonight."man: "Ma'am, you are very ugly tonight, but in the morning I shall be sober...and you will still be ugly!" so im away ~Winston Churchill |
| Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. - Calvin (Bill Watterson) |
| Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching, and Laugh like no one's listening. |
| Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards. - Robert Heinlein |
| You only live once . but if you live it right, once is enough. |
| Your not a failure until you refuse to get up. |
