| (your name) *~Splish Splash~* Me and my rubber ducky taken A Bath!!! Get back to you when I'mdone!!!! |
| %n have a guess why I'm not here?1- you smell %n2- you smell %n3- you smell %nso you better have a shower like i am!! |
| (to the music of big pimpin)big showerin washin' my feetI be big showerin' with S-O-A-P! |
| .........hot...............steamy...........in the shower, brb |
| ...The average human uses 10,000 gallons of water a day for personal use... |
| Bathing in my sorrowful tears |
Bathroom+Tub+Water+Me-Clothes=Shower
If Your To Dumb To To Notice Im In The Shower. |
| Be back later.. I got a date with my rubber ducky! |
| Cleaning myself. |
| Dirty boy (or girl) no longer... it's shower time! |
| Dont waste water; Shower with me!! |
| Everyone has to shower sometime, I thought I would save some water and shower less. |
| Frolicking in the shower with midgets...be back when they're done washing me! |
| Getting rid of that odor that's been following me around. |
| Hello %n, I'm away having an organic experience with the herbal essences bottle so leave me a message and I'll get back to you when the herbal essences boys are done serenading me! |
| Help, I can't see, I have shampoo in my eyes. |
| Help, I'm enclosed in a rectangular box with water pouring onto me from above and I'm naked. |
| Hey %n I am in the shower doing my thing... IM me another time, or if you want to come over my house and join me? I wouldn't mind! |
| Hey %n! I'm rub a dub dubbin so I can be fresh and clean clean, so leave a message. |
| Hey all! I'm in the shower come join me or leave a message, your choice ;-). |
| Hey everyone, I am taking my monthly shower, I will talk to you as soon as I dry off and roll the hose back up to the house. |
| Hey guys im in the shower...wanna join?...call 1-800-YOU-WISH! ;-) |
| Hey..I'm in the shower w/ %n anyone else wanna join? ;) |
| Hi, I am in the shower right now! Wish %n could join me ;-) Be back later! |
| I am taking a shower. By the way %n you are starting to smell you need to take one too! |
| I got a date with a rubber ducky. |
| I had the urge to herbal! |
| I once knew a kid who smelled really bad. People made fun of him and it made him sad. So now, everyday, I set aside an hour. And in honor of him, I take a hot shower. |
| I smell, but not for long. |
| I was hiding behind the shower curtain trying to escape from you. I decided that I would take a shower while I'm here. |
| I was standing in the shower, and I smelled something sour... Diarrhea, diarrhea... |
| I wish one of those herbal boys come and wash my hair!!! |
| I'm gettin nakey ;) |
| i'm gettin zest fully clean! |
| I'm getting all hot and wet...in the shower!! wipe that silly grin off your face ;) |
| I'm getting wet and wild... in the shower!! |
| I'm giving my wall a wet and hot strip show... leave a message and I'll be back when it pays me. |
| I'm HOT, I'm NAKED, I'm RUBBING myself down ....... in the shower!!! |
| I'm hot... I'm wet... I'm naked... and it's getting steamy in here. I'm in the shower you perverts. |
| I'm in the shower filming, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!" |
| I'm in the shower making myself squeaky clean. |
| I'm in the shower right now. Dont get any ideas, I charge for stuff like that. ;-) |
| I'm in the shower, bars of soap around the world are jealous. |
| I'm in the shower, but I'll be back in a splash. |
| I'm in the shower... and your not invited!;-) |
| I'm in the shower... Now don't get dirty on me. |
| I'm in the shower......stop thinking of me naked.....I'm going to put something on......awwww stop laughin' at what I'm wearing!!!! |
| I'm peeing in the shower. |
| I'm showering in hopes that it will solve the whole people running away from me problem. |
| I'm sorry. I cannot come to the computer right now, for a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch...caressing every curve...and so I cannot respond because I'M IN THE SHOWER. |
| I'm taking a shower with Mr. Razor, Miss Shampoo, Mr. Conditioner, and Baby Soap. Can you guess whos missing? ;) |
| I'm taking a vertical bath. |
| I'm wet and naked right now....it's showertime!! |
| Im in the shower right now! ill b back when im done!! Oh, By the way %n, u smell, take a shower but dont join me! Thanx! |
| Im in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit. |
| Im in the shower... I'M NAKED!!!! |
| In a meeting with Mr. Bubbles. He is the CEO of Showers INC. We are determining whether of not Mrs. Conditioner is worthy of retiring. Do NOT interrupt us! |
| In a very important meeting with Mr. Bubbles. If you interrupt our meeting, my bodyguard, Mr. Razor knows where you live! |
| In the shower and damnit %n quit trying to open the door! |
| In the shower, I'll be right ba... wait a minute. You're thinking of me naked, aren't you? Well if you weren't before, you are now. |
| In the shower... and no you can not join. |
| In the shower....Think clean thoughts...Grab a washcloth and come on in... |
| It getin hot in herrrrrrrrrrrre! So I'll take off all my clothes! Under one condition your not in herrrrrrrrrrre! You perve I was only singing in the shower! Get out before you actually see something you like. |
| It's %t, do you know where YOUR rubber duckie is??? Mine's gettin all wet and nakie with me, lucky ducky huh? |
| It's gettin hot in here (so hot) so take off all your clothes, I am gettin so hot, I'm gonna take a shower |
| Its that time of the month again............... The time to shower and you girls say us guys have it easy. |
| Its time to go get a little wet and wild!! |
| Lather, rinse, and repeat if necessary....lather, rinse, and repeat if necessary....lather, rinse, and repeat if necessary....oh in case you haven't noticed....I'm in the shower |
| Lather, rinse, and repeat... Lather, rinse, and repeat... Lather, rinse, and repeat... |
| Little splashes of water and all this power, I think these little splashes of water are called a shower. |
| Me and %n's mama are in the shower...ohhh yeah |
| Mr Bubbles and I are engaging in a important bubble bath meeting, so leave me somethin and I'll get back to ya. . . o ya and I know you wish you were Mr bubbles |
| My razor is shaving me right now. He'll be back when he's done. As for me I'm hoppin in the shower afterward. Not that you care. |
| One day I'll be showered with money, and diamonds, but for now I'll just settle for soap and water. |
| Oops! There goes my shirt over my head, ooh my! Oops there goes my skirt dropin to my feet, ooh my! I'm in the shower... |
| Out in the land of suds, water and rubber ducks. In case you don't get it I'm in the tub! |
| Please don't disturb my peaceful, cleansing and relaxing shower. |
| Roses are dead,mainly due to you.I'm taking a shower,while you smell like poo. |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in the shower, wanna come too? |
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm taking a shower,
so I don't smell like you |
| Roses are redViolets are blueI'm in the showerWanna come too? |
| Rub a dub dub party in my bathtub! |
| Rub-a-dub-dub there better not be three men in my tub. |
| Rub-A-Dub-Dub- I'm not in the tub, I'm in the shower to smell like a flower |
| Rubber ducky your the one you make bathtime so much----Hey who's there...AAHH, jease! %n you SCARED ME! Hey what are you doing here? GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER U PERV! |
| Rubber Ducky your the one, You make bath time so much FUN!(If you don't get the picture i'm in the shower!) |
| Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky?;-) |
| Rubber Ducky, your the one, you make my bath time so much fun! In case you didn't get the picture, I am in the shower. |
| Save water for Nemo...Shower With Me! |
| Scrubba dub dub, 3 Men in da tub! ... Well actually there are no guys in this tub, just a rubber duckie. |
| Shower = NAKED |
| Shower!! WANNA JOIN ME??? Well call me and we can talk about the FEE!! |
| Showering ... because ... well ... eww. |
| Showering. You know when you take a wash cloth put on some soap and water, rub the wash cloth all over the body and then rinse your body off. But then again some people don't know what the words soap and water means. Aint that true. |
| Shower~Instead of the usual "come and join me" I would rather see you sprawled out naked on my bed when I get back! |
| Since my computer isn't waterproof and I am in the shower, I am unable to chat with you at the present moment. |
| So Fresh, So Clean. ~*In the shower*~ |
| Something smells really bad....oh, its me. |
| Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes 2minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe u should go brush your teeth too! |
| Sorry, I'm not here right now.. Do re mi fa sol la ti do!!! I'm singing in the shower. (duh!) |
| Spending some quality time with Mr. Soap and Mrs. Shampoo. |
| Take my advice, take a shower everyday, and you'll smell fresh like me :-). |
| Taking a bath, but I'll be back in a splash. |
| Taking a rub-a-dub-dub in the tub Sorry I can't type while I scrub But once I'm fresh and clean I'll be back at my computer screen |
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U ARE SICK IF U THOUGHT I WAS ACTUALLY DOING THAT!!!!!! |
| Taking a shower...... I had to, the neighbors were starting to complain. :/ |
| Washing away yesterday. Cleansing for today |
| Watch out shower here I come. |
| Whoever says they never pee'd in the shower, is a god damn liar! Have you %n? |
| Yep...It's that time of the year again...I'm in the shower! Leave a message. |
| YODA STYLE!! Showering I am. Join me you will? Fun it will be! =D |
| You know that smelly sweaty stuff you always smell like? ... Well I'm washing mine off! Leave me a message! |
You smell pretty...bad!
It's called you NEED a shower! |
