* ! * PUKING * ! *
WANNA HOLD MY HAIR UP?! |
| Achooo, excuse me but I can't type and sneeze at the same time. |
Billy's mom wouldn't let him say "crap", so he said "cow". But then she'd yell at him when he said "cow", because she knew he meant "crap".
I am sick and and I fell like "cow". |
| Cough cough I'm so sick which stinks but I look at it this way, I get to miss a day of school! |
| Cough cough, sniffle, sneeze.... Put me down for a sick day please. |
| Don't IM me. I'm contagious. |
| Have you ever been so sick you couldn't get up to turn off your computer? |
I am at home
you are at school
I am feeling lousy
you are feeling great
I am lying on the couch watching TV
you are at your desk doing your work
I am eating toast and soup
you are eating cafeteria food
I don't have to do homework
you have to do tons.
Geez it pays off sometimes to be sick. |
| I am now looking at what I just ate. |
| I am Sick. Wish you were here with me to comfort me :-* |
| I am so sick. If you don't want to catch it, I suggest that you go away. |
| I am worshiping the porcelain god. |
| I didn't go to school today, instead I was laying down on my couch and watched TV and slept all day not doing any work at all... Ah, the joys of being sick. |
| I don't remember eating that! Yucky I'm sick leave a message. |
| I have left the computer because I didn't want to get anymore snot on my monitor. |
| I'd rather throw up than be talking to you...actually, I have already... |
| I'm coughing my brains out. I'll be back once I've stopped losing my body fluids all over a tissue! |
| I'm either coughing, barfing, fainting, sleeping, sneezing, watching tv, or just faking not going to school, you decide wich one... |
| I'm either lying in bed, taking medicine, blowing my nose, checking my temperature, or throwing up. |
| I'm either sick or pretending to be so I don't have to talk. |
| I'm either taking my temperature, taking medicine, sleeping, or puking in other words I'm sick |
| I'm extremely sick so I'll get back to you when I'm strong enough to type. |
| I'm feeling crummy in the tummy. |
| I'm feeling very sick right now. If you need me send a message and some medicine please... :-X |
| I'm home sick. I feel like crap. Forget AIM. I'm going to nap. |
| I'm not talented enough to sneeze, cough and type at the same time. |
| I'm obviously online because I'm home. I'm obviously home because I'm sick. I'm obviously sick so I'm resting. I'm obviously resting so leave one. |
| I'm sick and irritable. Go away! |
| I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED |
| I'm sick so leave my alone or I'll sneeze on you. |
| I'm sick, so go away before I wipe my snot on you. |
| I'm sick, so please leave a message after the cough. |
| I'm sick, so unless you want to catch it, go away. |
| I'm sick. Wish you were in as bad as a condition as me :-P |
| I've already cleaned the screen of snot six times. I don't want to risk sneezing again. |
| I've lost count of how many times I've thrown up today. |
| If I weren't so sick I would be at my computer right now. |
| Im not feeling well right now, but......if you come over and give me one of your kisses I might feel better. |
| Im Sick.. Go away |
| Is it just me or is my face turning green? |
| Is it stuffy in here or is it just my nose? |
| Knock-knock! Who's there? Not me, I'm sick in bed and I can?t reach the computer. |
| My food has just gone down... And now it's coming back up. |
| My nose is running. I better go catch it. |
| My stomach and my lunch are having a disagreement right now. |
| Pretending to be sick so I don't have to go to school. If you are one of my teachers or parents, that is code for, "I love school, but I'm too sick to get out of bed." |
| Puking in the bathroom. Care to come over and hold my hair for me? |
| Remember; There always has to be "ick" in "sick" :-/ |
| Roses are red Violets are blue My hands are all sticky Cause I went ACHOO. |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm sick you idiot
So I can't talk to you. |
| Running towards the nearest toilet. |
| Sick and tired of being sick and tired. |
| SICK! :-Coughing like a 90 year old chain smoker and Sniffin like a cocaine addict!!! ahh. I want bed! |
| Smiles are contagious, and so is this cold. |
| There's a war going on inside of my body, it's my white blood cells versus the evil cold virus. |
| Too sick to type. |
When I am not sick I am tired
When I am not tired I am sick
But, Now I feel...
Ugh...Not...to...good
To make me feel better leave me a message and a bucket. |
~*Sick*~
Call or leave some to make me feel better |
