| (your screen name): Why do they make everything that has to do with girls pink?(%n): That's just one of the great mysteries of the universe!Well, I am out gettin my daily dose of pink stuff, be back lata! leave 'em |
| *~*I aint here so beware cuz i might bite u in yo rear, but when u turn around heck i had ya ear im like mike tyson, drivin around and i aint got no liscense*~* |
| A cow goes moo, a duck goes quack, this chick says brb!! |
| A message a day, keeps me away. :-D |
| Absence make the heart grow fonder...so start getting fonder |
| Are your eyes going, because I think I see weird things, do you?? ???????? |
| Around, well, actually to be specific, I'm under your bed, tryin to figure out a way to get out of your house and not be caught. leave one, well, on second thought, leave one good, so when you kick my butt, I will remember you left a good message for me. |
| As you noticed from the post-it note by my name, I'm away. So why are you reading this if you already know?? |
| Attending %n's funeral. |
| Away, Away, Away, Today! |
| Be like No Doubt... Don't Speak... Cuz I'm like N`Sync... Gone! |
| Can you tell this is an away message? |
| Do not IM me because I have an anger mangement problem right now. If you do you will find me hunting you down and trying to hurt you really bad. |
| Don't you just hate those away messages that people make that don't tell you where they are? |
| Drop me a line but make sure you pick it up and clean it off first |
| EveryOne Has An Away Message...So I Guess I Will Have One Too! |
| Find Something else to do because obviously i have. |
| Finding a pair of shoes...this might take a while |
| Give me a reason to stay and chat or i will go away now |
| gone (gon), adj. 1. departed; left. 2. lost or hopeless. 3. ruined. 5. that has passed away; dead. 6. past 7. weak and... You get the idea. |
| GONE CRAZY BE BACK SOON!!!!!! |
| Gone Crazy. . . back in a few minutes!!!! |
| hello?..... uh hello..... What? Make your font bigger I can't see it....Ohh you wanted to talk to me? Well, as you can see I'm not here right now. So holla back |
| Hey %n !I'm around the house (my house not yours or anyone else's) doing something (anything I want) which is more important than talking to you (yes you, the person that is reading this message right here) |
| Hey %n . I'm away right now. If it's important i'll be back soon. Leave a message after the beep. BbEeEeEeEePpPpPpPp!?!?!?! |
| Hey %n its %t do you know where I am????? |
| Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!! |
| Hey I have things to see and people to do so be back later! |
| Hey I'm away from my computer right now, doing better things. So, if you want leave me a message and wait for me to respond or call me, you know my number! |
| Hey I'm away right now...duh!..hence the title "away message"! |
| Hey there %n dont FROWN because I'm gone!! just SMILE cuz I will come back soon just for you!!! |
| Hey ya mammas callin you, or wait maybe she is callin me, brb |
| Hey! Guess where I'm not... |
| Hey, nobody's on so I'm off in Wonderland trying to find friends. Hey, I'm like Alice! |
| Hi %n, (your name's) computer is broken right now. This is the fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself. |
| Hi everyone!I'm out shopping with all of my money right now! NOT! What I have just told you can not be true because I am FLAT BROKE |
| Hi I'm not here right now but if you want to get your lazy but up and use the modern invention called the telephone, CALL ME! |
| Hi this is (your sn). Sorry I am not able to come to the computer right now. If you would like to leave a message then leave it after the beep.Thank you. *BEEP* |
| Hi! I'm helping some aliens save thier planet right now. I'll be back when I'm finished defeating the evil monsters. |
| Hi, I'm sorry im not here right now to take your message. If youd like to leave a message please press 2, then 4, then 345 then type ?.??z-?????????? |
| How come you only talk to me when my away message is on? |
| I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us. |
| I am away right now so if you really need me call 1-800-BRB. |
| I am away trying to drown my fish in the dead sea right now. be back as soon as it's dead |
| I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done! |
| I am hiding from my computer right now. |
| I am not getting off until %n signs off!! |
| I am not here right now, but if you yell at your monitor very loudly, I may be able to hear you, and if not, it?s still good therapy... |
| I am out watching an artificial plant grow..... |
| I couldn't think of a good away message so I just stole this one off the internet |
| I don't know where I am. . . but I'm there : D |
| I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.... |
| I hate those people who will search the whole room looking for a remote but are too lazy to get up and change the channel manually. Just as I?m too lazy to get off the couch to talk to you right now. |
| I have a secret to tell you... I'm away from my computer right now. |
| I have an away message up. Think about it. |
| I have places to go ppl to see things to do and unfortunalty no time to talk to %n! sry |
| I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where. |
| I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not. I must be over there somewhere. |
| I love the fishes cause they're so delicious! I'm gone goldfishin! |
| I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousness?s of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...I?m not here, leave a message) |
| I wanna be like everyone else.....away except my away message is better! BBL |
| I will be back later... at the moment I am walking my fish! |
| I'll be back right after these messages from our sponsers |
| I'll be back when I can get the playdough out of my braces |
| I'll brb I have to actually use my computer for something other than AIM. |
| I'm at the Banana Republic! Askin a sales person for the produce section! leave a message HOLLA! |
| I'm away drowning my fish...I'll be back when I'm done. |
| I'm away from my desk right now. I'm not too far from it though. So if you yell really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!...If not, I'll be right back. |
| I'm Away in a far away land somewherez! |
| I'm away now what are your other two wishes? |
| I'm away right now, if I wanted to talk I'd be here, wouldn't I? |
| I'm away right now, searching for my mind. I was told it was lost. |
| I'm away, sorry, I can't please everybody. |
| I'm away. You're aware of this right? |
| I'm away....DUH |
| I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message. |
| I'm busy planning to be spontaneous! |
| I'm cute...I'm hot...I have a life, get tha picture???...Just leave a message...ok?! |
| I'm doing this and that at the moment.. |
| I'm kinda indisposed at the moment. |
| I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in background* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... |
| I'm lost in thought and seeing if it is unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while. |
| I'm not here.. I have a life. hahah, ok.. that was funny. I'll bbl. |
| I'm not sure why I put this up; Away Messages are useless ppl like %n still IM me. |
| I'm out I'm aboutI'm makin out. So leave me a shout And dont pout I'll get back to you without a doubt |
| I'm out saving the world from people like you. |
| I'm out, I don't know when I'll be back, but if I had to guess, I'd say about 10 minutes from %t |
| I'm playing with the little yellow lines in the middle of the road. I'll be back when I'm done. |
| I'm practicing for the talent show!Not that I have any, but you know... |
| I'm so fine u no the deal.......even ja rule sayz im real.......so leave me a msg. n i'll get back to you lata |
| I'm sorry but the but the person you are talking to has been abducted by the government....he will return shortly. |
| I'm sorry I have died and gone to hell. You can come and visit me if you want. Thanks for stopping by.....bye now. |
| I'm temporarily distracted by a shiny object |
| I'm tryin to find my way to the end of the rainbow |
| I'm trying to break the world record of how many messages I can receive while being away. |
| I'm walking around the world brb in 50 years |
| I'm watchin' da grass grow... |
| I'm watching the thing that shows movies and shows on it. Whats that thing called again?? OH YEAH!! The T.V. bbl. |
| I've gone to find myself, and if I get back before I return, keep me here! |
| If I don't care where I am, why should you? |
| If I were to never come back...would you go out and look for me? |
| If I'm away then why did you IM me??? |
| If I'm Not Back In 5 Mins ... Just Wait Longer |
| If somebody told you that I was just an average kid... Somebody lied. If somebody told you I was away... somebody told you the truth. |
| If you actually IM me because you see a little yellow notepad next to my name...you have a problem |
| If you are my friend hit 1 - If you like me more than a friend hit 2 - If you want my numba one hit 3 - If you want me to talk to you, I'll bbl! |
| Im away from the computer rigt now... so stop IM'ing me or else you will have a whole screen with your own IM's. |
| Im not away right now, I just like the little yellow pad beside my name for looks. |
| Im out..Hit me up on the cell.. but not to hard I dont want you to break it |
| Insanity is a gift some little green men gave me... right now I am trying to give it back |
| It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now. Ciao. |
| It's getting hot in here....so I am chillin somewhere else! |
| It's raining! It's pouring! You are really boring! So I am gone, but not for long! Don't have a fit! I'll be back in a bit! |
| Just a quick apology for you having to have a one-sided conversation with my computer |
| knock knock; Don't you see the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door? |
| Let's talk about rights and lefts...you're right, I left. |
| Like awesome! Like WOW! Like I'm not here right now! |
| Like totally, for sure! I just got a manicure. The sun, i swear, its bleaching down my gorgeous hair! 24-34 I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SCORE! go-go-fight-fight... gee, I hope I look alright! DATE TONIGHT! LEAVE ONE |
| Look...I understand you need to talk to me...and you see I'm away...so I'll tell you this.....THERE'S A NEW INVENTION! IT'S CALLED THE TELEPHONE! YOU SEE I'M AWAY BUT YOU IM ME WTF IS WRONG WITH U?... So any way I'll be back bye! :-) |
| Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not. |
| ME not here, Me go bye, You leave Message, me Reply |
| My away message is typed here. |
| My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet. |
| My Father just lost his job, I found out my mother's having an affair, my cat is drooling uncontrollably, and YOU....... %n ............ wonder why I'm not here! |
| My fish drowned, bbl. |
| NO COMMENT |
| Not here, not gonna be here, gone. |
| NOW you come online! Well its too late~ |
| Obviously not here ;)... |
| Oh no! Dr. Takeovertheworld is trying to take over the world. I must stop him. brb |
| Oh yeah, sure, send me a message when you know I'm away but don't when I'm there!!CAN'T YOU SEE THE NOTEBOOK THING!?!??! |
| only fools have away messages |
| Out doing things of great consequence...noble deeds that will change the course of human history...sculpting the future for our children and our children's children...or maybe not. Whatever. I don't see YOU doing anything |
| Please insert 25 cents and your message will go through.Thank You! |
| Sorry we dont want any cookies? ???*DOOR SLAM* |
| Sorry, I'm busy reading other people's away messege. |
| Sorry, My dog ate my Away Message. |
| Stop Im'ing me or you will find yourself with a screen full of your own messages |
| Taking a Reality break. |
| Talk is cheap and so am I! |
| The notepad just gives it all away, doesn't it? |
| There after me luckey charms! Got to go hide them. Be back in a few. |
| There's a very strange human of the male species at my front door, and he won't go away. =-O Hold on while I spray him with the hose. O:-) |
| This is where you leave a message... and I ignore you. |
| Tryin to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I'll be back when I'm done. |
| Uhhhhh.................bye? |
| Umm, Im away. I think. BBL |
| Welcome to (your name)'s electronic answering service. Please hold. |
| Well, I'm not here. Do you think you can handle it? |
| What, are you my mother?? |
| Whats the deal with long away messages? They're so stupid! I mean all you have to say is "I'm away" and we get the picture! Have you ever read one before? I'll bet it took up like 30 minutes for you to read the whole thing right %n? They're just so stupid! Oh by the way, I'm away. |
| Why bother? you know my away message is up! |
| Why do u care why I'm away? |
| With a wink and a kiss, I'm sorry to announce, but this little hottie has got to bounce. So, with an X and an O, I'm out like WHOA. And with a touch of my hair and a twist of my hips, this little hottie is out with a kiss! |
| With an xXx and a oOo this Qt has to go! So leave me a message don't hesitate. I'll BrB you just have to wait! |
| You don't want to know, but I bet you're wondering . . . |
