| %n, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and later used against you. |
| (YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself. |
| (Your Sn) was killed on Friday at 7pm, by %n. Please hunt this person down and terminate them. |
| *homework*= 30 mins *tv*= 60 mins *dinner*= 20 mins *watching you leave me messages that I wont answer till I click the "I'm back" button....timeless. |
| 1 little piggy went to market 2 little piggy stayed home 3 little piggy had roat beef 4 little piggy had none... and this little piggy is away from the computer right now and will get back to you when he/she is done! |
| A B C D E F G Gummie bears are chaseing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe! |
| Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy he took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them... Now he's threwing them at me.... Call 911. |
| Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! my address is: (your address) I need help fast! |
| Ahhh! MOO! The evil cows are attacking me! MOO! Can't you hear them?! MOOOOOOO! Ah make it stop! MOOMY! |
| Alphabetizing my buddy list. |
| Because I'm so bored, this is the best away message I could come up with. |
| Being amused by the screensaver. |
| Being bored isn't as easy as it looks. |
| Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored... Do you get the picture? |
| Boredom has driven me away from the computer. |
| Boredom is my best subject. I'm studying it right now. |
| Boredom is very boring. |
| Can you guess what I'm doing? Absolutely nothing... I am so bored. |
| Can't talk, too busy being bored. |
Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on. |
| Do you ever have the feeling that someone's reading you away message? |
| Does this away message make me look fat? |
| Don't cry, I'll be back soon. |
| Ever stop to think and forget to start again? |
| Everybody's different. Some people look like cows, others look like aliens. Everybody's different. |
| Fact: You have just read this away message. |
| From now on I will always strive to become the person my dog wants me to be. |
| Getting my computer mouse some cheese. |
| Going to a little place I like to call crazy. |
| Gone crazy be back soon. |
| Gone like a fart in the wind. |
| Ha Ha... my away message is better than yours. |
| Hello! This is Goldilocks. I'm busy right now eating porridge with the three bears, be back as soon as we settle which bowl of porridge is juuussst right! |
| Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later. |
| Help! I'm being beat up by boredom. |
| Help! I'm being squished by a giant peanut butter and jelly sandwhich! And the peanut butter is chunky style! Help! Help! |
| Help, I'm bored out of my mind. |
| Help, there's a dancing Santa Clause wearing pink speedos chasing me down the street. |
| Here am not I. Message leave a back and get I'll u to.Have I dislexia sorry. Nice have day a. |
| Here are some words of encouragement: Encouragement, Encouragement, Encouragement... |
| Hey all, sorry but my mouse ran away so I got to go find it. |
| Hey hey hey or should I say bye bye bye? |
| Hey wait, let me decide I'm here or not... till then please leave your message. I will get in touch with you once I get out of this confusion. |
| Hi, I'm Bored, what's your name? |
| Hiding in the closet. |
| I am bored. I am bored. I am bored. I am bored. I am bored. I am bored. I am bored... |
| I am chasing my tail at the moment.. when I catch it I will talk to you. |
| I am currently unavailible but if you leave a message after the beep I will get back to you as soon as possible... Beep! |
| I am getting ready to stalk %n I will be back as soon as I get done. |
| I am making silly faces at myself in the mirror, I'll be back soon. |
| I am not at my desk at the moment, but I am close by. But if you yell real loud into your monitor...I might hear you, if not, I'll be back later. |
| I am not gone. My computer ran away and I can't find it at the moment. |
| I am surfing the web right now. If I am not back in an hour you might want to jump in and save me. |
| I am trying to figure out why Martha Stewart got arrested, the only thing she was guilty of was making delicious chocolate cheesecake... bbl when I figure it out. |
| I can talk to dogs, but that doesn't mean that they listen. |
| I can't type anymore because I'm bored stiff. |
| I could be doing so many different things right now but, I couldn't decide. Because of my indecisiveness, I have "chosen" to be bored. |
I crack myself up.
I bet you do. |
| I didn't lose my mind; I just sold it on eBay. |
| I eat glue |
| I had to make like a ball and bounce. |
| I had to make like a tree and leave. |
| I had to make like bread and roll. |
| I have a disease called boredom and am currently out to find a cure. |
| I have been diagnosed with a life-threatening disease called boredom... Doctors say that the only cure is for me to receive as many entertaining messages from as many people as possible. |
| I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, send me $1,000 for ransom. |
| I have things to see and people to do..Be back later |
| I I did I did this I did this because I did this because I I did this because I was I did this because I was bored. |
| I must be really bored if I actually thought to write an away message about being bored. |
| I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck. |
| I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. |
| I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suidice is a crime! |
| I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger...Then it hit me! |
| I wish boredom would betray me every once in while. |
| I'll be back soon. I'm out in the backyard goat farming. Crazy goats. |
| I'm a cute little hunny, cute as can be, not even Nelly can ride with me. |
| I'm alone and bored so I'm trying to entertain myself. |
| I'm away, be back when I return. |
| I'm bored. Do you want to come over and play with me? |
| I'm bored... Would you be so kind as to entertain me with an exciting message? |
| I'm busy being bored. |
| I'm busy talking to myself. |
| I'm currently being abducted by aliens. |
| I'm dying of boredom. Please save me. |
| I'm having a staring contest with my monitor. |
| I'm having a staring contest with the wall. It's harder than I though! Anyway, when I win, I'll be back. |
| I'm here but I can't seem to locate the "I'm Back" button on my away message box. Leave a message and hopefully I'll find it soon. |
| I'm in a galaxy far far away. |
| I'm in a room surrounded with boredom. |
| I'm just another boring away message. |
| I'm not here cause I'm there. |
| I'm off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizzard of oz. |
| I'm out fighting crime. |
| I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... |
| I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer. |
| I'm really here, I just wanted to see the away message icon pop up next to my name. |
| I'm sitting here... Bored... Waiting for someone to talk to me.... Will you talk to me? |
| I'm so bored of being bored. |
| I'm so bored that I had to make this away message just to keep myself occupied. |
| I'm so bored. Let me know if you want to join me. |
| I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else. |
| I'm sorry, but I don?t talk to losers that read away messages. |
| I'm spinning in my chair right now. |
| I'm suffering from a severe case of boredom. |
| I'm tickling myself, I'll be back later. Ha ha ha ha... |
| I'm too bored to finish writing this away message... |
| I'm too bored to think of a good away message. |
| I'm very very very very very (feel free to interrupt) very very bored. |
| I've lost my computer and am out trying to find it. |
| I've sunk to such a deep level of boredom that I'm even willing to talk to you! |
| If boredom was a crime, I'd be in jail right now. |
| If you are ever behind a fat person in line, start singing wanananana nanananana fat man! |
| If you can guess what I'm doing I'll give you a cookie. |
| If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message. |
| If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones. |
| Is it possible to die from boredom? I think I'm about to find out really soon. |
| It's very difficult to have an intelligent conversation with a pineapple but do you think that is going to stop me? |
Jack : [sees monkey with medallion] "Monkey!" [runs after it]~potc~
"MONKIES!!!!!!!"*goes bananas* |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? Nobody move I'll be right back. |
| Looking for ways to relieve my boredom. |
| Lost in the land of boredom... |
| Me and boredom just had a fight. Boredom won. |
| My away message can beat up your away message. |
| My computer fell over and it can't get back up. |
| My computer lost my away message. |
| My dog thinks I?m crazy...be back when I?m done arguing with him. |
| My hand fell asleep, so I'm having a hard time typing. |
| My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. |
| My right hand is arm wrestling against my left hand. Be back when a winner is declared. |
| My Rules: 1. I am always right. 2. Just in case I am wrong see rule number 1. |
| Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and really annoys the pig. |
| Off in my own little world. |
| Oh no! My eyes have suddenly lost contact with the computer! Be back later. |
| Once upon a time there was a person who was talking to their friends online... But all of a sudden that person had something else that they had to do... And out of nowhere, this away message popped up. The End |
| One by one penguins steal my sanity. |
| Picking the fuzz off of my socks. I'll be back when I'm all done. |
| Playing hide and go seek with boredom... I found it! |
| Playing tag. Your it, I'll be back when you get me. |
| Right now I'm being attacked by an evil army of centipedes but don't worry about me, I'll be fine, it's not the first time this happened! |
| Ripping off my matress tags. Be right back. |
| Running away from home. |
| Silly rabbit, away messages are for kids. |
| Sitting in front of my computer, waiting for something exciting to happen... This may take a while. |
| So much free time but nothing to do. |
| Sorry I'm not here right now because the mouse ran away with the computer and I jumped over the moon, I'll be back... someday. |
| Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while. |
| Sorry, I can't come to the computer right now, I'm busy storing energy by farting in a jar. |
| Sorry. We're fresh out of (YOUR NAME). How about fries instead? |
| Take my boredom quiz: 1. I made up this quiz because I'm _____ A. Bored B. Bored C. Bored D. All of the Above |
| Temporary Message: I am putting this message up until I can think of a better away message. |
| Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to read my pointless away message. |
| The (YOUR SCREEN NAME) Show will be back after a message from our sponsor. So stay tuned! |
| The instant messanger user you are trying to contact has found something else better to do with their time. |
| There is a sick child who needs your help. He/She is dying of a disease called boredom. If you want to make a contribution to help save their life, please leave a message with the amount you are willing to contribute. |
| There's more to life than just sitting in an uncomfortable chair in front of the computer all day. Go out and buy a nice comfortable chair. |
| This away message has been abducted by cows.... MOOOOOO |
| This away message has been abducted by mutant cows... Moo... |
| This away message is almost as exciting as my life. |
| This away message is currently *UNDER CONSTRUCTION* |
| This away message will self destruct in 5 seconds. |
| This message has no significance whatsoever. It's only here to take up space. |
| This message left blank intentionally. |
| This space for rent. |
| Time flies when you?re having fun... Will this day never end? |
| To type, or not to type. That is the question. |
| Too bored to talk. |
| Trying to bite my ear. I'll be back soon. |
| TRYING TO FIND OUT HOW TO TURN THIS STUPID CAPS LOCK OFF. |
| Waiter! there's a hair in my soup!That's not a hair just a crack in the bowl! :-) |
| Walking my pet goldfish. |
| Walking my pet midget. |
| What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about!? Will we all have to turn ourselves around? |
| Wherever I go, I'll be there. |
| Whos your favorite little rascal? Is it Alph-Alpha or is it Spanky? |
| Why don't you make like a tree and leaf a message? |
| Why would I want to talk to you? I'm already bored. |
| Would you believe me if I told you I was away? I didn't think so. Well, I'm not away, do you believe that? I didn't think so either. Boy, this is going to be harder than I thought. |
| You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. |
| You just missed me, AIM better next time. |
| You must be bored to if you are reading people's away messages. I must be bored if I am telling you how bored you are. |
