| "Baseball isn't a matter of life or death, but the Red Sox are." |
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. "
-Michael Jordan |
| (NAME OF SPORT) is 90% mental and 10% physical. |
| (NAME OF SPORT) is life the rest are just details |
| (Name of Sport) is the name. Pain is the game. |
| (NAME OF SPORT) isn't just an obsession, it's life |
| ...564, 565, 566... Can't talk, I'm doing my pushups.....567, 568, 569... |
| All the boy soccer players are all the ones who couldn't make the men's football team |
| Are you ready for some football? |
| At cheerleading... and yes it is a sport. |
| At the gym because I am too fat. |
| At the gym turning this keg to a six pack. |
| Athletic ability calls. |
| Attempting to double my muscle mass. |
| Basketball is for boys, Vollyball is for girls, Wrestling is for MEN |
| Be back when I am dry. |
| Boys are great! Every girls sport team could use a waterboy! |
| Bump, set, spike! |
| Burning blubber at the gym. |
| Burning calories. |
| Cheerleaders are angels because were the only humans who can fly! |
| Cheerleaders are the only angels...Because we're the only humans that can fly!!! |
| Cheerleading...now that's a spectator sport |
Chicago's Greatest Disasters:
The Fire...
The Flood...
The SOX. |
| Crew: The only sport were you can win sitting on your butt while going backwards. |
| Cross country: Finally a good use for golf courses. |
Dance class.......................$200
dance shoes......................$30
dance costume....................$300
winning nationals................priceless
In other words I'm either at dance or at one of my dance competitions |
| Dribble, dribble, shoot shoot, take it to the hoop. |
| Dribble, shoot, score! |
| Drinking all the chlorinated water in the pool, I will come back when there is no water left. |
| Eat right, exercise daily, die anyway. |
| Eating, sleeping, and playing (NAME OF SPORT). Eating and sleeping optional. |
| Exercising, I'll be back when I'm all sweaty and smelly. |
| Fall down 6 times get up 7. |
| Falling flat on my face. Um I mean playing soccer. |
| Field hockey players can do it for 60 minutes in 11 different positions...how about you ? |
| FOOTBALL RULES! On saturday I watch cartoons but on sunday I watch FOOTBALL!!! |
| Fresh cut grass, dragged dirt, ring of a bat, a diving catch, a blocked ball, sweating, bleeding, and sliding into home. |
| Game time! |
| Getting slim at the gym. |
| Getting some exercise so I don't end up looking like you. |
| Getting tripped, stepped on, and pushed. Sounds fun eh? At soccer. |
| Getting wet and wild. |
| Give blood, play hockey. |
| Gone off the deep end... be back when I'm finished swimming. |
| Gone running... Be back in a dash. |
| Gymnastics is just like football, but with out a ball or uniforms just leos and strength....:-* |
He goes up to bat, he swings, he hits, HOME RUN!!
too bad thats not me..brb |
| Help! I am stuck under 200 pounds of weights. |
| Help, I'm drowning in my own sweat. |
| Help, I'm drowning... Somebody save me! |
| Hey %N! I 'm not here rite now cuz im at my _________ game. Right now it is %t. I'll be back later than that! |
| Hey I?m either away playing a hockey game or I?m at practice for my next hockey game or I might just be playing hockey outside with my bro/sis and neighbors, you know what I?m doing so ttyl |
| Hey, I'm away working mine off so I can kick yours! B back later! |
| Holding my breath under water if I don't come out in 5 minutes please save me! |
| I am currently at the pool pretending to drown so that the hot life guard can come and save me. |
| I am little fish swimming in a big pool. |
| I can't seem to get this water out of my ear from the pool, oh well I guess I'll jump back in. |
| I dont get why guys talk about football..... do girls talk about cheerleading? |
| I got hit in the back, on the forehead, the back of my right leg, got stepped on my left feet, and got punched in the stomach...Play dodgeball. |
| I had to make like a basketball and bounce. |
| I have the body of a God... unfortunately its Buddha... working out. |
| I hit I bunt I run I catch I play I slide I fall I'm safe At the base and up to bat or on the field is where I'm at. |
| I may be fat but you're ugly, and I am currently at the gym. |
| I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out... |
I play the game, I play it smart,
My energy comes from the heart,
I use my head, I use my feet
*WHY* Cause I'm 100% Athlete!
Hey, I'll brb when I'm done playing _______ . |
| I play the game. I play it smart. My energy comes from my heart. There's no one out there. That I can't beat. Cuz I'm 100 percent athlete. |
| I went to the gym because I realized burning 20 calories an hour by IMing just isn't cutting it for me anymore. |
| I'm a lean mean tennis machine. |
| I'm at football practice so don't bother me or I will be forced to tackle you. |
| I'm at practice, working my butt of so I can sit on the bench at games. |
| I'm away swimming wish I could talk but it would sound pretty funny under water |
| I'm exploring the depths of the dangerous, exotic swimming pool. |
| I'm off to take a plunge into the deep blue. |
| I'm out running; I'll get back to you when I run out of breath. |
| I'm out skating! Bustin my butt! Why aren't u? |
| I'm out walking my basketball. |
| I'm out working mine off, so I can kick yours later. |
| I'm swimming at the pool because I have nothing better to do. |
| I'm swimming right now and since my computer is not water proof I couldn't bring it with me. |
| I'm uhhhhhhh........playing a sport, if that's what you want to call it. |
| I've decided that there's too much of me to love, so I'm going to the gym. |
| If at first you don?t succeed it?s because of me! |
| If God played basketball I'd dunk on him thats how good I am, jk leave one I'll get back to you. |
If gymnastics were easy,
It would be called Football... |
| If I am not back in an hour that means I have been attacked by sharks so please call 911. |
| If you wanna mess with me, you'll be counting the lights. |
| If you're hot Be cool And go jump In the pool |
| Im out using my wood... at a baseball game get your mind out of the gutter |
| Im spankin' some balls around... yup, I'm at volleyball. I'll be back after we kick some butt!!! |
In soccer there are...
NO timeouts
NO commercial breaks
NO helmets
NO shoulder pads
NO halftime shows
NO cheerleaders
Soccer
Go hard or go home! |
| In the pool, be back when I'm cool. |
| It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. |
| Left - right - left, jump & hit, @ Volleyball BBL |
| Life is short. Play Hard. |
| Life without (Name of Sport) is no life at all. |
| Lifting weights and putting them back down (because they're heavy). |
| Making my muscles even bigger than they are now. |
| My blood, my sweat, your tears. |
| My butt got fat from sitting at the computer for so long, so I'm burring it off at the gym. |
| My Goal is to deny yours. |
| My Goal is to deny yours. You want to win, I want you too lose. You want a hit, I want an out. You want my swing, glove, and looks? I want to know why you think you can ever be me. |
| My pool looks lonely so I'm going to give it some company. |
| No blood, no foul. |
| No one has ever drowned in sweat so why not give it your all? |
| Oh you thought that you were going to get me away from football...you must seriously be mistaken |
| One of the redeeming things about being an athlete is redefining what is humanly possible. |
| Out ridin 'em.....horses you pervert! I'm out ridin horses!!!! |
| Out running. Catch me if you can. |
| Out scuba diving in the pool. |
| Pain is weakness leaving the body. |
| Play Ball! |
| Play hard or go home! |
| Power bars, protein, toning calves, weight machine, on the treadmill, getting slim, can't you tell I'm at the gym? |
| Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so why practice? Unfortunately my coach doesn't see it that way, so I'm at practice. |
| Pruning in the pool. |
| Pumping iron. |
| Running won't kill you, you'll pass out first. |
| Seven days without exercise makes one weak. |
| Shakin' the checks off of some dude's NIKEs!! Cause I'm balla! |
| Shooting hoops with myself so I can be even better, and still be the best. |
| Short stop, I'm short and I never stop!! |
| Showing off my body at the pool. |
| Soccer is no wussy sport, In soccer there are - No timeouts - No substitutes - No commercial breaks - No helmets or shoulder pads If you can't handle that, play football instead. |
| Soccer kicks grass, so that's what I'm doing. |
| Somewhere behind the athlete you've become and the hours of practice and the coaches who've pushed you, is the little girl who fell in love with the game and never looked back... Play for her... |
Srike one......................
Strike two......................
Strike three......................
I'm out! But I'll be back, next inning! |
| Staying cool in the pool. |
| Stimulating my sweat glands. |
| Strike One Strike two Strike three! Thats what you'd here if Derek Jeter was up to bat. B Right Back!!! |
| Strike one. Strike two. Strike three. I'm out! |
| Sweat is failure leaving the body. |
| Sweating and proud. |
| Swim high, swim low, swim fast, swim slow, swim in, swim out, swim here, swim there, just swim anywhere. re. |
| Swim now. Breath later. |
| Swimming with the sharks. |
| Taking a splash in the pool. |
| The joys of exercise. Don't you just love the pain, the sweat, and the really bad smelling armpits? |
| The more sweat you shed during training, the less blood you shed during battle. |
| The only reason you're on the courts is because you can't handle the sidelines... Cheering. |
| The sight I adore on a basketball floor is wrestling mats from door to door. |
| There are to reasons why I am not here right now and I PROMISE they are good!: #1.HOT GUYS!!!! #2.HOT GUYS IN TIGHT BASEBALL PANTS!!!! I'll be back when I feel like it...if I ever do! |
| There's no crying in [sport name]... that is unless you're a [Team Name]'s fan. |
| TRAIN LIKE AN ANIMAL, WRESTLE LIKE A BEAST |
| Unfortunately my computer is not waterproof so I could not bring it into the pool with me. |
| Watching the game. |
| We don't swim in your toilets, so please don't pee in our pools! |
| We'll love him, you'll hate him, and the guy knocked out on the ice won't even remember who Scott Stevens is. Watching the Devils game, leave one |
| Went to the big tub with all the other people who need a bath. |
| When else are you encouraged to hit stuff with bats? Playing baseball. |
| When life throws you curveballs, learn how to hit them. |
| Winners never quit and quitters never win. |
| Winning isn't the only thing, its everything. |
| Working out so I don't become a fat and lazy slob who checks away messages all day long. |
| Working out. 1, 2, 3... Um, ah... (Looks around to make sure no one's looking) ...24, 25... All finished! |
| Working out. Can someone bring me some deodorant? |
| Working out. If I don't come back, then whoever told me, "A little excerise won't kill you", lied. |
| Working out... That is if they let me in the gym with these "guns". |
| Working the butter off these buns. |
| Working up a good old sweat. why don't you come over so I can give you a nice big hug? |
| Wow I feel like I am flying. Oh wait, I am just swimming. |
| You aren't finished when you lose, you're finished when you quit. |
| You may have skill but you'll never make it if you don't have heart. |
| You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. |
