| 3 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions! brb in 1 5/4 of a second. |
| 43% of all statistics are useless |
| 430,391 Deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm gonna take my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race. |
| 50% of all statistics are wrong. |
| 6% of the world's population controls 40% of the world's money. |
| 7/5 th of all people do not understand fractions |
| 84.1 of all statistics are made up on the spot. |
| 9 out of every 10 people think that 1 out of every 10 people will disagree with the other 90% that have taken this test |
| 90% of the worlds population are idiots and the other 10% ar in great danger of contamination |
| A study was done of about 200 ostriches over a period of about 80 years. In the period of time, not a single case was reported of an ostrich sticking its head in the ground. |
| Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies. |
| Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! |
| Did you know that 100% of you is reading this away message right now? :) |
| Every year 11,000 americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions (That's probably what I'm doing right now);-) |
| Every year, about 6,500 Americans are injured by their toilet seats. |
| I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%? |
| If 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense? |
| If an infinite amount of mothers meddling in an infinite amount of teenagers lives knocked an infinite number of times on their teenagers door, they would produce the entire works of shakespeare - in morse code |
| If we could shrink the earth's population to a town of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere 8 Africans 52 Females; 48 Males 70 Non-white; 30 Whites 70 Non Christian; 30 Christian 89 Heterosexual; 11 Homosexual 59% OF the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and those 6 are citizens of the US 80 would live in substandard living 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 would have a college education 1 would own a computer So, when one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for both acceptance and understanding becomes glaringly apparent. |
| If you are one in a million, there are at least 100 ppl exactly like you in china |
| Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 American states. |
It is physically impossible to lick your elbow...
...75% of people who read this try to do it! |
| It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. |
| It's clinically proven that when driving down the road, you will pass more people that are going the opposite way of you then the same way. |
| On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. |
| Scientists say 1 out of ever 4 people are crazy...so go check 3 of your friends, if its not them suprise, its you! Congrats! |
| Smoking is the leading cause of statistics. |
| Statistics say 3/4 of the earths population make up 75% of the people in the world. |
| Statistics show that 5 of every 7 Americans say they don't want to be a statistic. |
| Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music. |
| The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years. |
| The center for incomplete research just stated that 9 out of 10... |
| The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50. |
| This is (your screen name)'s away message. 56% more intresting than actually talking to me |
| Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. |
| You are more likely to be attacked by a donkey than be bitten by a shark. |
| You can use statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that. |
