| ..Takin advantage of a little invention called the Television |
| ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS_U_WXYZ... If your wondering where the T and V are, I'm watching it. |
| Beevis: I wonder wut they did before TV was invented! Butthead: TV has always been invented brb |
| Being entertained by a steady stream of electrons being shot onto a glass screen. |
| Buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy buffy...If you guessed that I'm watching Buffy, you're right. |
| Channel surfing. |
| Did you know the average person watched 7 years of TV their whole life? Well I'm making Sure I don't miss out on a single minute! |
| Don't go away! I'll be right back at the next commercial break. |
| Don't you know what time it is? It's %t that means that my show is on ... now why would I waste my time online when I could be watching tv??? |
| Dont you touch that remote, or mouse for that matter, I will be back at the next commercial break. |
| Excercise is good for you ... so thats what I'm doing right now... waliking from the computer to the TV. |
| Finding something better to do with my life a.k.a watchin tv |
Finding something better to do with my life
a.k.a watchin tv |
| Getting my daily dose of vitamins T and V. |
| Glued to the TV. Literally. |
| Gone surfing with the TV. |
| Hey Guyz! Whats up? Im Chillin With Spongebob. He asked to watch TV so thats what where doin. We might go Jelly fishin Later if you wanna join call us... |
| How can anybody hate TV? It gives so much and asks for so little. |
| I am hypnotized by the TV......be back soon....But dont get your hopes up. |
| I am not available because I am watching movie on my computer game that takes up the whole screen. |
| I am now converting from human to couch potato. |
| I am sitting on the TV, watching the couch. |
| I am staring at a magical box in a land far far away... Actually, I'm just watching TV in the next room. |
| I am watching MTV thats seems more interesting than chatting with you no offence IM me later or leave a message |
| I fell onto my couch and was hypnotized by my T.V. If I ever get up again I might get back to you. |
| I got two letters for you: T and V. |
| i like to wach blues clues and think about you |
| I tried to resist, but I just couldn't resist the magical glow coming from the TV. |
| I was hungry so I went to the movies to get some candy and popcorn. |
| I went to the movies; I'll be back when I run out of soda and popcorn. |
| I will be right back, the TV isn't going to watch itself. |
| I'll be right back after these messages... |
| I'm away talking to the television only because the fridge is mad at me. |
| I'm doing somethig much more productive than sitting in front of the computer screen. I'm sitting in front of the TV. |
| I'm federal agent Jack Bauer and today is the longest day of my life! |
| I'm having a staring contest with my tevivision. |
| I'm having a staring contest with my TV. |
| I'm rotting in front of the television. |
| I'm rotting infront of the tv. |
| I'm spending some quality time with the TV remote. |
| I'm watching a movie right now so go away before I start throwing popcorn at you. |
| I'm watching Homer make an a$$ of himself, and Bart terrorizing Principal Skinner, Back in 30. |
| I'm watching tv right now, one of the many ways to get away from you. |
I'm.... off to see the Wizard
the wonderful Wizard of Oz! |
| If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room? |
| If you want to be like me, go become a couch potato, and watch TV. |
| Im Paying Homage to the TV god! |
| Im watching T.V. because It's Better than Watching you say nothing. |
| Just because TV is more interesting than you right now, doesn't mean I don't still like you! |
| Let me be. I'm with the TV. |
| Let Me BeI'm with the T.VBut you know what to do |
| Lights, Camera, Action! |
| Living my life through a magical box. It's much better than real life, and everyone always says something funny right before the commercial. |
| My brain is getting full so I'm trying to clear it by watching some TV. |
| My eyes are glued to the tube, but after I unpeel them, I'll be back. |
| My eyes are glued to the tv. be back when I peel them off.... |
| My eyes are tired of looking at the computer so now they are looking at the Television! when they are tired of looking at the TV, I will return! |
| My fingers hurt from typing, so now I'm making them hurt from flipping through the channels. |
| My mom told me to watch the house but its cold outside so I decided to watch TV instead. |
| People say that TV rots yor brian... braine ...brane ... Ohh forget it. |
| People say TV rots your brain but it's just like a book, only with pictures and sound. |
| Perfecting the art of couch-potatoeing. |
| Pursuing higher education in the form of cinema. |
| Shhhh... I'm watching a movie. |
| Sometimes my mom says if you sit too close to the TV your eyes will go bad. So I decided since my eyes are already bad sitting too close to the TV will make them better. |
| Sorry, something more interesting than you is on television right now. |
| Spending time with man's best friend... the TV. |
| Spending time with the TV because it was starting to get jealous of all the time I've been spending with the computer. |
| Staring at the big black box, and I'm mesmerized! Leave a message and I'll get back when I'm sober. |
| Takin a Squarepants break! |
| Television is the one thing that controls the young population of teenage minds and I happen to be one of those mindless teens. |
| The man on television said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now. |
| The TV's watchin me! |
| There is nothing more educational than TV and there is nothing healthier than eating greasy potato chips on the couch. Guess what I'm doing? |
| TV makes you lose brain cells no wonder why I'm getting F's .... bbl I'm watching TV. |
| Watching a movie. Can you pass the popcorn? |
