| *sings* "I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck....so kiss my ass...I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck......so kiss my ass..." Hey, Don't you see I am in the middle of something very important..Now leave your message and begone! *sings* "I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck....so kiss my ass" |
| 2/3 of the world's eggplant is from New Jersey |
| ::Break dancing with my mini-me:: |
| Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly. |
| Dont you wish you knew. |
| Fish on a stick or fish stick? U decide |
| Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard. |
| Goat fries with cheese!!! Always Good! |
| Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone! |
| Hip..hiphop....hip hopapotomus |
| Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car. |
| How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!! |
| How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonderyup i wonder! |
| Hows your bowling arm!?! |
| I couldn't think of an away message. |
| I lost my pants and someone stole my underwear. |
| I see london, I see france. I see %n's underpants! |
| I'm after the monkeys who stole my underwear last night...I'll be back as soon as I run over them with my Barbie Car.... |
| I'm running outside under my blanket pretending to be an undercover agent!! |
| I'm sittin on a couch eating a potato. Does that make me a couch potato? |
| I've got a lovely bunch of coconutsThere they are a-standing in a row...Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... |
| If you are climbing up a tree and the power goes out how many toes can a monkey eat? Zero cats only have 1 tail. |
| If you're going down the highway, and you lose a foot, what day does the mad cow get drowned in the hogs shoe?? |
| If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard? |
| If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!! |
| Killing gnomes with sporks! |
| Never walk with both hands in your pockets. You figure out why. |
| Not the leprachans again!!! They are back, they are back! Get away! Hide your pets! They are back! |
| Purple monkeys r coming.purple monkeys r coming ...HIDE.... |
| Submitting my query. |
| The cheese sat next to the banana!!!!! |
| The tree outside looks lonely, I am gonna go give it a hug! :) |
| they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and ill be happy to see those nice young men in they're clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HAHA!! |
| Watch out for the gopher!!! He will turn you into blue pancakes... |
| What is you are riding in your car in florida and a cloud that is shaped like a horse goes by? You get a craving for french fries! But you cant have any french fries because your not in france. where french fries even invented in france? |
| When you walk, always carry two sacks so that way if anyone asks you for a hand you can say, sorry, got these sacks. |
| You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it?s kind of a family crisis so?come back later?. |
