| "It's frickin freezing out here Mr. Bigglesworth!" ~Dr. Evil |
Bad thing about winter: Frezzing my butt off. Good thing: Snow days! |
Before you look up and open your mouth to catch snowflakes when it's snowing... make sure ALL of the birds have flown South for the Winter. ;-) BrB! |
Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, Ore the clifs we go...smashing into tree. (Ow, Ow, Ow) The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head. Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me! A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, on my snowmobile with stitches stI'll in my side. (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh) I hit a patch of ice, it wasn't very nice, you'd think I learned the first time but again I pay the price. Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me! I've learned very well, that when the weater's bad, I won't go out on anymore adventures like I had. When winter comes again, I don't think I will roam, I almost got killed twice this year so I think I'll stay home. Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me! |
| Doing the snow dance. |
| Every time it's winter, you hold me tighter to keep me warm, and when we hold hands, they seem softer, and whenever we drink hot chocolate with whip cream...hey you have some whip cream right there:-* |
| Help, I'm being chased by a big fat angry snowman! |
| Hey I am in the snow. What in the heck are you doing inside? |
| Hey, why are you reading my away message? Go have fun in the snow! |
| Huh? I can't hear you, there's too much snow... |
| I am away skiing! The only thing is I don't have ski's so I'm using my shoes. I also don't have a big enough hill so I'm using the roof! I should be back soon. |
| I am out trying to find two snowflakes that are exactly alike. I'll be back when I complete this mission. |
| I can't talk right now because my tongue is stuck to a metal pole. |
| I made a snowball, As perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head, Then last night it ran away, But first -- it wet the bed! |
| I wish I was a POLAR BEAR so maybe I would Enjoy this COLDNESS! BURRRRR! |
| I'm becoming an angel. A snow angel that is. |
I'm hibernating right now, I hate the snow so I stay inside my cave I'll IM you when the snow melts |
| I'm in a magic wonderland where everything is white, and I keep falling down. |
| I'm out on a date with my snowman/snowwoman. |
| I'm out throwing snowballs at little kids, leave me a message. |
| I'm outside prying my tongue off the metal pole. |
| I'm walking in a winter wonderland |
| I?m outside in the snow... I love the snow, except when dogs pee in it... Then it kind of loses the effect. |
| If all the snow flakes were gummie bears and milk shakes oh what a snow that would beeee.... standing outside with my mouth opened wide ahhh ah ah ah ahh ah ah ahh ahh ahhh........if all the snow flakes were gummie bears and milk shakes oh what a snow that would beeee |
| If I was good at making snowballs I would be outside. |
| If kisses were *snowflakes* I'd send you a blizzard. |
It's snowing here tonight It's snowing here tonight It's snowing here tonight We want a snow day. |
| Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. |
| Life is full of snowballs...So throw them at someone. |
| My fingers are too cold to type. |
| Out catching snowflakes on my tongue. |
| Someone help me, I was trying to dig a tunnel in the snow but it caved in on me. |
| Splat... Snowball Fight! |
| Walkin' in a winter wonderland. AAAAAHHHH!! The abdominal snowman is attacking me! Be back when he gives back my gloves! ugghhh this might be a while... |
| Warning: Do not eat the yellow snow. |
| When life gives you snow, make a snowball and throw it at someone. |
| White stuff is falling from the sky. Help, the sky is falling! Oh wait, it's just the snowing. |