| "I love work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours." |
| A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. |
| A procrastinator's work is never finished. |
| A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... |
| According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. |
| All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. |
| All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. |
| All work and no play makes (YOUR NAME) a dull boy/girl. |
| All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money. |
| Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? |
Cinderella's life...
without the evil step-family...
or the fairy godmother...
or the prince...
or the glass slipper.
so basically just cleaning. :-X |
| Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security. |
| Due to economic hardships, I must go to work. |
| Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem. |
| Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it. |
| Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances? |
| Hey I am working like a slave right now doing all of my silly chores. |
| Hey I'm at work right now but if you want you can come visit me. I'm at the corner of Main St. and Church St. |
| Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go. |
| Hi-ho Hi-Ho, I need to make some dough, so off to work I go! |
| Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day. |
| I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday 35% Thursday 4% Friday |
| I am busy at the moment, but I wasn't when all your butts were sleepin! |
| I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you. |
| I am working, which is something that you should be doing. |
| I can't be fired, slaves are sold. |
| I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%! |
| I fell asleep while doing work. If your my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts. |
| I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels really disrespectful. |
| I have this thing called a job... |
| I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is. |
| I love my job, it's the work I hate. |
| I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go. |
| I should be working right now, don't add to my delinquency! |
| I thought America was a free country if it is then why am I slaving away for my boss at work? |
| I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence. |
| I'm at that place that they call "work." I guess I'm supposed to be "working" while I'm here. |
| I'm broke and it ain't no joke, so stop IM'ing me 'cause I trying to make some $$$! |
| I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime. |
| I'm out earning the dolla dolla bills ya'll so I can get myself some bling bling. |
I'm practicing my Jedi knight skills.
::Waves hand::
A message will do fine. |
| I'm taking a break from procrastinating |
| I'm working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you. |
| If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean? |
| If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. |
| If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. |
| Im out being a slave for my parents!! I will be back in a sec |
| Knowledge is Power - Power Corrupts - Study Hard |
| Me away me doing work, do not bother me or make a sound with a fork |
| Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands. |
| Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. |
| Not available, working... At least that's what my boss thinks. |
| Out doing battle with the rooted enemy |
| People say hard work can't kill, but why take chances? |
| Sittin' here getting nothing accomplished as usual... |
| Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. One day, I shall be a sweet, succulent escargo of quiescence...until then, I practice. |
| Sorry I'm not here right now...I'm off slaving away my skills for the few bucks that I can earn. |
| Sorry im in HELL (ie. work)! |
| Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do. |
| Sorry, I'm doing chores, for all I know I could be there for hours, or maybe even days, and I might even die :'(! sry! |
| Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for. |
| The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me. |
| The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work cut out for them. |
| The only reason I go to work is for the money. |
| These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this? |
| To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. |
| We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing. |
| We were all brought up to believe that we'd grow up to be movie-gods and rock stars. but we're not. and we're pissed. I'm working leave a message. |
| Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow. |
| Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours! |
| Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long. |
| Work, A risk to my sanity. |
| Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store. |
| Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me. |
| You caught me at a bad time, %n. Im currently envolved in an intelligence operation on enemy soil. I'll try to get back to you in a few weeks. |
| You know how I told you my boss was a fire breather? Well, BYE BYEZ! I'm gone! |
