| *munch* *munch* Mi mam meating mome mood might mow, mo moo mould me mise mo mot mahther meh. Mank Moo. *munch* *munch* |
| *munch*munch* I'm eating. Leave a message and I'll talk to you later. *BurP!* |
| A very long time ago, hunger drove man crazy. Today it has driven me away from my computer... |
| Can't talk, I have to masticate. |
| Cleaning out the refrigerator with my mouth. |
| College food....Mmm Mmm PUKE!!! |
| Consuming food. |
| Damn I'm hungarian |
| Did I Eat Today? |
| Did you ever realize that whenever people tell you they are on a diet they are eating or getting ready to eat? Be Right Back, I'm On a Diet.... |
| Directions: Pour milk, Devour, Repeat. (Go ahead, bond with your breakfast) |
| Don't bother me..... I'm eating. |
| Don't let hunger happen to you. |
| Dr. Pepper does make the world taste better! I should know! I just sprinkled some on the floor and BOY does it taste good!!!! |
| eat (Et), v.t. 1. to take into the mouth and swallow for nourishment; chew and swallow (food). 2. to consume gradually; wear away; corrode. 3. to ravage or devastate. 4. to make, as by gnawing... you get the idea, ttyl buh byes |
| Eat Spam Before It Eats YOU... |
| Eating dinner... Leave me something sweet for dessert. |
| Eating is an art and I'm Picasso... Excuse me while I go make a masterpiece. |
| Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap. |
| Exercising my taste buds. |
| Expanding my stomach. |
| Experimenting with the stove. |
| Fat people gettin' happy. |
| Feedin my face, But not at this place, Leave a message, Or I will erase! |
| Filling My Tummy With Something Very Yummy... |
| Filling up my tummy. |
| Food is good Food is great Give me food and win a date! |
| Food is good Food is great If you ask I'll save you a plate. |
| Food is like gasoline. People are like cars. Gasoline fuels cars. Food fuels people. I'm refueling right now. |
| Food makes life mmmmm mmmmm better! |
| Food, God's most precious gift to all who love to eat. |
| Food, it does the body good. |
| Food, the finial frontier |
| Food...Git in ma belly! |
| Gettin friendly with Mr. Atkins. I'm eating - Leave me a message! |
| Getting fatter!!haha |
| Getting high on Moutain Dew.....DO THE DEWCaution: THIS WILL MAKE ME EXTREMLY HYPER! |
| God is good, god is great, We thank him for the food, food on our plate, If I don't eat, eat it soon, I'll hit my brother, with a spoon. |
| God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for this food. |
| Gone hungry be back soon! |
| Hey %n.. im away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. its %t, your smart, so you can figure out which one it is. |
| Hey I?m eating my food....(Bread and water) that?s all they feed me in this damn place... Be back soon... Don't leave %n! |
| Hey, I just ran out to get something to eat, so wait for me, I'll brb! |
| Hey, I'm cooking right now so if I don't burn down the house I'll be right back. |
| Hey.....Whats your Favorite foodA.PizzaB.Saladc.CerealD.Orange Juice*~If you picked*D* you must be stupid because orange juice is not a food.*Out getting food, later* |
| Hi, I went out to dinner with the fam. Be back in a couple hours. |
| Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer. |
| Hunger struck, be back when the fridge is empty. |
| Hungrier than you! |
| Hunting for food. |
| I am at my refrigerating unit... |
| I am away "trying" to cook some food! If I'm not back in 30minutes, dial 911! |
| I am either eating food, staring at food, poking my food, playing with my food, cooking food or throwing food. |
| I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food |
| I am hungry but there is no food in this house so I am just gonna eat wut ever is under the compter...mmmmmmmmmmm an old used sock!!!!!!!! |
| I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you! |
| I am not at the computer right now because my fingers too greasy to type with. |
| i am not eating what you think i am eating out a person and that person is not you!!!!!!!! |
| I am not here right now but please leave a message after the my burp.B....U....R....P! |
| I am on a seafood diet right now, when I see food, I eat it. |
| I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance. |
| I am single handily trying to free the world of hunger,starting with myself. |
| I can't hear you over my stomach. |
| I can't talk to you when my mouth is full. |
| I could give up on junk food, but I'm not a quitter. |
| I eat therefore I am. |
| I feel like an Ethiopian...so im gonna go eat some food |
| I got the munchies so leave me one. |
| I got the munchies. |
| I got this disease called hunger. |
| I heard my stomach growling and I got scared so I'm giving it what it wants. |
| I know you are dying to talk to me, but I am refueling myself so I will have the energy to listen. |
| I love animals..... With potatoes and brown gravy. |
| I only goo too skool to et mi lunc...sooo aftur 1200 Il bee bak... |
| I smell bacon I smell pork Run little piggy! I have a fork! |
| I want chicken, I want liver , meow mix meow mix please deliver!! |
| I will be back in a bite, opps I mean bit. |
| I wish I had a brown cow so I could make some chocolate milk... |
| I would talk to you but my mom told me never to talk wih my mouth full. |
| i'm a slaaaave for food |
| I'm an evil poptart [::] i'm out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self. |
| I'm as hungry as homer on a hunger strike! bbl |
| I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. If you're smart, you'll figure out which one it is. |
| I'm away getting fat! the way i see it, if I get fat at least i'm happy! I can eat Whatever I WANT! leave a message |
| I'm away right now stuffing my face...but ohh no, whats this?... my pet bubble just ran away with my food. grrr! I shoulda known he would be trouble. i'll be back when i've finished running the little fartnipper over with my barbie car. |
| I'm doing that thing. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts. |
| I'm eating a magical substance that gives me energy and helps to sustain life. |
| I'm eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. If ur smart u'll know which 1 it is!Leave a message and i'll get bac 2 ya! |
| I'm eating food... cause food is good...it gives me energy to do stuff... and stuff is good... so yeah- that's why I eat... |
| I'm eating right now, so please leave a message after the sound of my burp. BUUUURRRRRRPPP! |
| I'm eating the 5th most important meal of the day. |
| I'm eating! Leave me alone! |
| I'm filling my tummy with something yummy.....yum yum yum....be back when it's filled up! |
| I'm getting my tummy refill right now, I will be back when it is full. |
| I'm going to stop the noise that's comming out of my tummy. |
| I'm in the mood for some food. |
| I'm not allowed to eat at my computer. |
| I'm on a quest, it involves me, the kitchen, and possibly some utensils. As you may have guess I'm hungry, and if you try to come in the way of my unlofty goal I will bludgeon you with a blunt object. |
| I'm single-handily trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself. |
| I'm so hungry I think my stomach is eating itself. |
| I'm stuck in the fridge... But there's no need to send help, there's plenty of food and water in here. |
| I'm stuffing my face. |
| I'm watching a really boring cooking show... Oh wait, that's the microwave. |
| I've got the munchies so I'll be back n* a few! |
| I?m burning down the house, a.k.a: making dinner. |
| If im not back in 5 minutes, then I probably died of starvation. |
| If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate. |
| If there was a god we wouldn't put the refigerator down stairs. |
| If you eat right, exercise, and sleep well, you still die. Therefore I am ignoring all of that and pigging out. |
| If you think about it, you eat to live and you live to eat. |
| If you were food ........ I'd be eating you right now. |
| Im at the Deli...If you want something come and find me. |
| im beginig to look like an ethiopean, only w/ out aids. leave a few while i eat. |
| Im getting something very yummy put into my tummy! ;-) |
| In the mouth and through the gums, watch out tummy here it comes. |
| In the olden days they used to call it supper. |
| It's time for my daily candy hunt....I'll be back soon... AND I WILL FIND SOME! |
| It's true? Dr. Pepper does make the world taste better! I should know! I just sprinkled some on the floor and BOY does it taste good!!!! |
| Kitchen+cooking= dialing 9-1-1 |
| Leave me alone, so what if I masticate all the time. It's natural. |
| Lego my Ego!!!!!!!!I'm eating a waffle stupid! |
| Like most normal people: I am eating food. |
| Like the wild buffalo grazing the midwest plains I too need some food |
| McDonalds Clerk: Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you? - %n: I'd like a large fry and a coke to go. - McDonalds Clerk: That will be $4.79. Please drive around. |
| MmMmMmMmmm MmMmMmMmMmmmm Grubbin! |
| My dog is growling... I don't have a dog, that's my stomach. |
| My hand is frozen to the hot pockets in the freezer. The ice cube tray must have spilled again. |
| My mom told me never to talk with food in my mouth! ;) |
| My mother told me never to type with my mouth full. |
| My refrigerator is running, so I've gone to catch it! |
| My stomach is calling me to the kitchen. Brb! |
| My stomach is growling and I'm answering. |
| My stomach is talkin... and i'm answerin it! |
| My stomach was crying and grumbling and it was making me guilty so, I went to the fridge to cheer it up. |
| My tumbly is a rumbly. |
| My tummy was growling at me, and I thought it was mad... So I went to go get it some food to cheer it up. |
| OMG, it's a hot... steamy... delicious... sandwich! I'm eating, bbl. |
| Over the lips through the gums look out tummy here it comes. I'm eating, so leave me alone. |
| Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know straight to my thighs |
| Putting some yummy in my tummy. |
| Raiding the fridge. |
| Refueling myself. |
| Rose are red Violets are blue I'd rather be eating Than talk to you |
| Rub a dub dub, I'm cookin' up some grub. |
| Rub a dub dub, I'm gettin some grub. |
| Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious! :) Breakfast, bbl. |
| Snack attack! |
| some sports people play are-football-baseball-rollerbladingfor me it's food * runs away* |
| Sorry, I'm eating right now and I can't type with my mouth full. |
| Statistics say that people who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now. |
| The best kind of cooking: TV dinners. Well there you have it, they're meant for watchin TV, not the computer. |
| The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want! |
| The frog goes ribbit, the cow goes moo, and I go BUUURRRPPP! |
| The king has invited me to a royal feast and I must accept. |
| There are two things I don't eat for lunch; breakfast and dinner. |
| Theres a Rumble in my Tumble so to the kitchen I may Fumble!!! |
| Transitive Property of Food: Me = Human Human = Eat Food Me = Eat Food |
| Trying to look like rosie o'donnel. |
| Tummy refill! :-D |
| Two things I don't eat for lunch; breakfast and dinner. |
| Warning: Animals will bite if disturbed while eating. |
| Went in search of food, bbl.... |
| What would I do without food? It is very prechious indeed. It is needed at many times,and sometimes it helps me suceed! Pizza, Pie, and Carrots too, are all the foods I like to chew, So drop your hats and canes to... because food is more important than YOU! *Eatin some type of food right now* |
| When the fire alarm goes off that means dinner is ready!!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP! Listen to that my dinner is done be back in a little bit! |
| Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;) |
| Would you like a cookie? So would I. |
| You know whats better than me? ...FOOD! HUNGRY!be back when I'm done stuffing my face! |
| Yummy in the tummy. |
