| Description | EMERGENCY: EVERYONE IS NOW FORBIDDEN OUTSIDE DUE TO THE
LATEST FORM OF RABIES WHICH IS TRANSMITTED THROUGH WHAT
SOME PEOPLE REFER TO AS "THAT NICE COUNTRY BREEZE" OR
"FRESH AIR". IF YOU BREATHE THE CONTAMINATED AIR IN
WHICH THE DISEASE RESDIDES, YOU WILL CONTRACT AN
UNTREATABLE FORM OF RABIES THAT CAN BE SPREAD EVEN
THROUGH SHAKING HANDS.
HOW TO RECOGNIZE CONTAMINATED AIR: IT WILL HAVE A
FRESH, MINTY SCENT AND WILL LOOK LIKE A SMALL WISP OF
FOG.
GERMS FROM THESE WISPS HAVE BEEN TESTED BY ONE
SCIENTIST, DR. JONATHAN HAMBEL, AND, THOUGH HE
CONTRACTED THE VIRUS AND DIED, HIS NOTES HAD HIS THEORY
OF WHERE IT CAME FROM.
"THE FOG-LIKE WISPS HAVE BEEN REPORTED IN MANY SHAPES,
BUT THE MOST COMMON IS A VAGUELY DISTINGUISHABLE
EGG-SHAPED CLOUD OF WHAT APPEARS TO LOOK LIKE FOG."
SCRIBBLED ON A POST-IT NOTE THAT WAS FOUND IN HIS
POCKET WHILE HE DIED EN-ROUTE TO HIS LAB WERE THE
WORDS, "EGG FOG CAME FROM BERMUDA TRIANGLE". MANY
PLANES, UPON HAVING FLOWN INTO AN EGG-SHAPED CLOUD IN
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, HAVE MYSTERIOUSLY DIASAPPEARED.
IT IS BELIEVED THAT THESE CLOUDS HAVE CARRIED A DUST
GERM FROM AFRICA, AND, WHEN MIXED WITH THESE STRANGE
BERMUDA TRIANGLE EGG CLOUDS, ARE CAPABLE OF KILLING
SOMEONE VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY IN LESS THAN 24
HOURS. PLEASE FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS:
1. TRY NOT TO GO OUTSIDE, BUT WHEN YOU MUST, WEA A MASK
2. WARN EVERYONE OF THIS DISEASE VIA ANY WAY OF MEDIA
3. DO NOT WALK INTO AN EGG-SHAPED CLOUD OF FOG AND
BREATHE DEEPLY
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