You know how I told you my boss was a fire breather? Well, BYE BYEZ! I'm gone!

You know how I told you my boss was a fire breather? Well, BYE BYEZ! I'm gone!

You caught me at a bad time, %n. Im currently envolved in an intelligence operation on enemy...

You caught me at a bad time, %n. Im currently envolved in an intelligence operation on enemy soil. I'll try to get back to you in a few weeks.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

Work, A risk to my sanity.

Work, A risk to my sanity.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

We were all brought up to believe that we'd grow up to be movie-gods and rock stars. but we're...

We were all brought up to believe that we'd grow up to be movie-gods and rock stars. but we're not. and we're pissed. I'm working leave a message.

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have...

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything ... Read more

To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.

To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.

These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?

These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?

The only reason I go to work is for the money.

The only reason I go to work is for the money.

The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only...

The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work ... Read more

The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

Sorry, I'm doing chores, for all I know I could be there for hours, or maybe even days, and I...

Sorry, I'm doing chores, for all I know I could be there for hours, or maybe even days, and I might even die :'(! sry!

Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't...

Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.

Sorry im in HELL (ie. work)!

Sorry im in HELL (ie. work)!

Sorry I'm not here right now...I'm off slaving away my skills for the few bucks that I can earn.

Sorry I'm not here right now...I'm off slaving away my skills for the few bucks that I can earn.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. One day, I shall be a sweet, succulent escargo of...

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. One day, I shall be a sweet, succulent escargo of quiescence...until then, I practice.

Sittin' here getting nothing accomplished as usual...

Sittin' here getting nothing accomplished as usual...

People say hard work can't kill, but why take chances?

People say hard work can't kill, but why take chances?

Out doing battle with the rooted enemy

Out doing battle with the rooted enemy