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Getting slim at the gym.

by scythargon · 4 months · in Bit under Funny

Getting slim at the gym.

I'm getting all hot and sweaty....at the gym. Leave one.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

When God made girls He was so proud. When God made boys He was so upset. When God made me He was just showing off!

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

He was working through college on my grandpa's farm.I was thirsting for knowledge and he had a car.I was caught somewhere between a woman and a child.When one restless summer we found love growing wild.On the banks of the river on a well beaten path.It's funny how those memories they last.Like strawberry wine and seventeen.The hot July moon saw everything.My first taste of love oh bittersweet.Green on the vine.Like strawberry wine.

Girls were a poor investment. I want my rib back.

It's raining! It's pouring! You are really boring! So I am gone, but not for long! Don't have a fit! I'll be back in a bit!

It's raining! Oh, nevermind that's just the shower.

Sorry, I'm doing chores, for all I know I could be there for hours, or maybe even days, and I might even die :'(! sry!

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

Out doing battle with the rooted enemy

In the shower and damnit %n quit trying to open the door!

I'm busy right now but while I'm gone you have to **RemembeR**A peach is a peachA plum is a plumA kiss isnt a kiss without some toungeSo open ur mouth close ur eyes And give ur tounge some EXERCISE!!!:-*:-D

Eating cake and opening presents, it doesn't get much better than this.

A book is a present you can open again and again.

"Cigarettes and open air, hand in hand and i said Stay with meCause every star that i seeis better then the last.................." _finch

" open the doors....sweepin up the floors yea turn on the light gettin ready for tonight nobodies romancin cause its too early for dancin but here comes the music......."Jack Johnson

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

You caught me at a bad time, %n. Im currently envolved in an intelligence operation on enemy soil. I'll try to get back to you in a few weeks.

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have, I've been protested and demonstrated againstPicket signs for my wicked rhymes. Look at the times. Sick is the mind of the motha f@%#!&' kid that's behindall this commotion. Emotions run deep as ocean's explodin.' Tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin.'-Eminem,cleanin out my closet