well, OK.. the worst date ever here guys!! June 2004 - well.. i was dating this guy that i met in a club and i hadnt seen him for 2 weeks (the first week i heard NOTHING from him!!) so we decided it would be kinda funny to go out on a date to the strawberry farm about 5 miles from where we live (just for the hell of it) and well.. everything was going fine until my date said that he needed the restroom, well we're in the middle of a field full of strawberries and he needs the restroom?? i told him to hang on a little bit longer whilst we picked a few more strawberries and all he was sayin was "now,now,got to go NOW" and the next minute he lets off a huge fart and poo's his pants...... telling me he just recovered from sickness and diarhorria... we have to run out of the field with poo running down his legs and the only way we could get back to his home was by coach, i was soooo embarrassed!! the coach stunk and he got the most awful looks!! im still dating him though..... even though what happened!!
It was my senior prom. My first date pulled out on me, so I asked a guy I knew to go with me. I wasn't really into him, but I was in total desperation. He had graduated the year before. I paid for the ticket because I had asked him, but the custom at my school was for all other expenses to be split evenly between the couple. I had talked to him about this, and he agreed to pay for half. So he shows up at my house half an hour late. We almost missed the limo because we were late to our friend's house where the limo was supposed to pick us up. So we make it to the dance, and we sit down for the dinner. He got up, got himself a soda, and
Hey ok if u think ur dates were bad listen to this! I waz set up on a blind date from my friend, she set me up w/a guy who had a clown fro im NOT joking it went red orange yellow green blue purple! So then he smilez at me, hiz teeth were orange, they had food stuck in them and he had a licorice around hiz teeth like I did wen I waz 5. Hiz breath almost killed me it smelled like sardines NO JOKE! So then he took me to the moviez...o yay...he bought himself nachos and got extra peppers...YUK! so then after that he leans over and tried 2 kiss me! I pushed him off me and he tried 2 stick hiz handz up my shirt! ughhh no! yuk! o yeah did I mention he was wearing overalls? and ya rain boots the big red rubbery kind! ya um no gross! so then after we left da mocies he tried to kiss me goodnoght I told him the circus called and they were luking 4 him get a clue! I slammed the door in hiz face. 30 minutes later: *phone ingz* "what waz up wit u 2noght baby?" the clown called me! I yelled at him 2 leave me alone and he finaly did after I blocked him on aim , hiz email adress, changed my fone number and blocked him. -Karley
me and this kid eric were sopposed to go to dinner. i was all excited and we were going to a fancy restrant. i got all dressed up and my hair done. he came to pick me up and my dad he pretty much interagated him. that was the begining of my horrible date. we were supposed to go to this place called Burnes. but insted we went to Sonnys barbecque because he didnt make the reservation. And he ate like a pig the whole time. then he tried to lean over the table to kiss me with his nasty greasy lips!!! He had ribs for God Sakes. Then he said he forgot his wallet so i had to pay. And his dinnter cost 30 dollars. Then thank God he took me home. Then he called me the next day like 10 times and told me he loved me. But i didnt buy it.
I had this crush on the cutest guy. One day i told my friend to see if he liked me or not! Well he liked my except for 1 reason My boobs were not enough (B). Eventually my friend convinced him to ask me out! We were going out for 3 months the dance was coming up so i decided to dress up super sexy for him. I decided to stuff my bra because it was the valentines dance! During the dance he asked me if i wanted to go to his house. i said ya! We got to his house and went to his room we started making out and he began to fondle my boobs he's like "I like these"I was really happy that i made him glad! he pushed me onto his bed and he began to pull off my skirt i was really cool with is till he began to pull off my halter top... within minutes he say the klennex stuffed in my bra he said EWW so i grabed my skirt and halter and ran out of that house as fast as possible....
Ok so here is my story. Well it all started when I met this guy (lets call him Josh) at a friends party. Well we hit it off and we both decided to go back to my house after the party. So here it is 1am and we are walking down the street to my apartment of my own. We walk in and all he does is stand in the hallway. I'm like "you can come in" and he just stands there. So I walk away to the kitchen and he follows me. He goes into a kitchen cabinet and takes out a knife. By this time I am really freakin freaked out. So I said "Look put down the knife and we can go do something" I really wanted to head for the phone and call the police but them he comes running towards me. I scream and start running. I run outside and yell for help. I turn around and he is on my front lawn busting out laughing. I walk over to him and spit in his face and slammed my front door. The next day he calls me and says he is sorry and this and that. Well I said ok and we lived happily ever after... lol just kidding. Right when he said that he was sorry I said "You ass wipe!" and I hung up. I never saw him again thank the high heavens.
Okay so i was supposed to go on a date with my boy friend greg but every body thought he was cheating on me so i decided just to ask him where he wanted to go and he said the movies on friday and i said ok.I really didnt kno what to think though.So thursday comes and i really did want to find out if he was cheating on me so i decided to call him and tell him i was not feeling well and he said ok but he was still going to the movies then he told me he had to let me go to call one of his friends.Friday comes and at 7pm i go to the movies and every body comes running up to me sayin hey you and greg broke up and i as like no and there like then why is he here with another girl and not you and i asked my friend jessica what movie he went into and she said the ring 2 so i went into the ring to saw greg and some blonde sitting next to each other and i went up to him infront of everyone in the moving and started yelling *i knew it every body was right u are a lier and a cheater* then the blonde looks over at me then at him and she says so this is your girlfriend and greg says yeah and she reaches her hand out and says hi my name is amylee im gregs sister i ran out of the movies and he called me later that night and i apologized but we did break up because 3 months later he did end up cheating on me lol .:*Anonymus*:.
My friend was going out with this kid and so i wanted to meet him so at the Football game that night wene i meet him my friend said she didnt like him and i said ok well thene you should break up with him. All night at the Football game i was talking to him and flirting with him and thene i like really liked him so i kept telling my friend she had to break up with him. They were going out for like 2 weeks thene I found out that they broke up and a day later i told my friend that he broke up with Nicci and she was like well i will ask him out for you but thene i told he "no b/c he will turn me down." So anyways she asks him out and he said yea so that Friday i went to the Football game with him and my friend kept asking me "were is Austin" thene he finally came and wene he came in she ran up to him and told him he had to make out with me that night. I really didnt want to b/c i never had been kissed before. Then after 3rd quarter he took me under the bleachers he we talked then at the end he asked for a good night kiss and i was happy b/c it was my first kiss by a really hot guy. So when we came out my friend saw us kiss and she was like so how was it and just like embarrassing me in front of my b/f and then the next week on a Thursday he broke up with me and he was going around school saying that me and him never kissed and I don't get it b/c he is the 1 that asked for it. And Know it has been all most 3 months since we have been broke up and he is still going around school saying lies about me.
Ok one time me and my friend were on a double date it was really quiet and we were at the movies watching this really stupid movie called "Piglets Big Adventure" there choice....and all of a sudden me and my friend hear something and we just noticed her date FARTED really loud we were so embaressed!
Me and this guy Robbie have been going out for two weeks and so we wanted to do something new:we invited our friends for a double date on Saturday.It was all planned out:we all meet at a restaurant and have a nice time and have a good dinner. So before the date I was getting ready putting on my new dress and shoes,fixin' my hair and then I hear the doorbell ring,that was him.He walked me to his car,opens the door and we go to the resturant.Apparently our friends werent there for 40 minutes because they got lost so for 40 minutes we had to wait there and not eat so I was starving.Then when I got my spagetti(I ordered spagetti)the cluts waitor spills half of the spaggeti dish onto my new dress and some of it went down into bra so I had to go to the bathroom and wash off.When I got out of the bathroom it looked like I peed because my dress was wet because this little six year old(well that's how old I thought she was)kept playing with the water and sprayed all of it on me(little brat).Anyways after the whole meal we planned to go to a cafe to get coffee but it appeared that my boyfriend didn't bring enough money so we had to wash dishes to pay the fine back.And to top it all off when we were done we went to sit at the outside corner of the resturant where the fountain was and when I walked right by it,I tripped and fell right into the water which by the way had mold in it.
I went on a blind date with a guy that I met through family. It's a little hard to explain it, but he is my brother-in-law's mother's, best friends nephew. So, don't worry he's not related to me in any way. But he went to visit his Aunt one day because he is a plumber and she needed him to do a job. Well, they were talking about how he needed to meet a new girl. Now she lives about fourty minutes away from where he does. But the funny thing was I live less than ten minutes away from him. She is ever-so persistent and gave him my cell phone number. So we talked for a few days and decided that we have a lot in common but we wanted to meet to see if we were physically attracted to one another. So I went to meet him at his college. We talked their for a little bit and then decided to go back to his house. We went to his house and decided that we were going to go to the mall. I have the brand new car so, of course, I wanted to drive. We were on our way to the mall, talking, and laughing. The road that the mall is on has a fourty mile an hour speed limit, so I was doing fourty. I had a white car that was so close to my bumper behind me, it scared me. Well we were coming to a light that when we were right at it it changed yellow. But even if the guy wasn't on my butt I still would've had a hard time stopping. But I was scared that if I tried to stop he would throw me into traffic. Well there were two cars making a left hand turn in front of me and as I went through the intersection they decided they were going to go too. I made it with about an inch in between me and the cars. I scared him so bad. I was so nervous that all of this time we'd really hit it off that he 'd never want to talk to me again. Well, later when we decided to go to McDonald's he decided to drive. He came around the corner in the parking lot and hit a serious of cones that were all tied together, ran up a curb, and almost took out a bush. Oviously we are made for one another, to this day we are still together and neither of us will forget our first date.
I had been dating "Danny" for nearly a year and I had accidently given him the flu. Well, he lived up the street from me, so I usually walked up there when I wanted to see him. He had called me one night and asked me to come up ant like 1 pm the next day (it was our one year anniversary) so I believed he had planned something special. Well, apparently Danny forgot he had told me one o'clock. I walked up to his house carrying hot chicken soup, and rang the door bell; nobody answered. I began banging on the door, because if he was upstairs listening to music he might not have heard me. Soon enough, somebody came to answer the door, but that somebody wasn't Danny. It wasn't even his brother Drew. No, it was some little slut wearing the tshirt I had given him for his birthday and nothing else. Danny, had the nerve to come up behind her naked. He looked at me, then at the clock on his mantel and said "OOPS." C'mon oops? I was infuriated, but I walked in and sat on the couch. He looked at the girl, took his tshirt, shoved her outside and locked the door. Then he had the nerve to come over and try and kiss me. I let him wrap his arm around my shoulder, and I lifted the lid of the bowl. When the two-timing jerk leaned in to kiss me...he got hot chicken noodle soup poured on his most prized possesion. Then I stood up, walked towards the door, and told him I was done with him. I walked the half a block to my house and then I just kept walking...to his work which was like five blocks away. I sat on a bench outside his work place for three hours...but I did not cry. Soon he showed up for work and I was sitting there and as soon as he walked in to clock in, his boss wanted to know wtf had he done to me. Danny refused to tell him so he was put stocking the milk cooler w/o a coat. And when his brother arrived at work he asked me what had happened, and why was there a chicken smelling stain on their couch...and I told him everything...needless to say a month later I was dating Drew. And it killed Danny to see me with Drew.
ok.. it goes like this.. me and jost (at the time we were not going out) went on a date and we brought friends along.. i brought my friend Bobbie and he brought Taylor and so me and Josh are sitting by eachother in the car *his sis brought us over* and my friend was by me and his friend by him.. ok well anywayz.. we get to the movie and we are sitting like we were in the car(like same order: taylor him me bobbie) WELL not even half way thru the movie amy goes.. ok i wanna sit by josh and i was like ok..? (cause me and him werent going out yet) and she sat by him thru the WHOLE MOVIE!! i was so mad.. but at least me and josh are together now!!
I met this guy through a friend of a friend (who i am not talking to anymore). We talked on the phone for a while, and planned to meet up. we did and we had a good time. nothing happened but i was hopeful. he asked me to go round to his house which i agreed to quickly and joyfully! i went to his house and we made our way up to his room so we missed his parents! we were making out when he slipped his hand up my skirt which was cool with, then he took my knickers off which i had been hoping for when the doorbell went and his mum shouted up to him. he went away downstairs leaving me in his room. he came back up 2 minutes later saying it had been a mate. we started making out again, but took things further, we were in the middle of making love when the door swung open and there stood his girlfriend saying that she had forgotten to give him this book, but his mum had told her just to go up, which she had! he then shamefaced told me he had a girlfriend, and they had been going out for the past 2 years. i did not know this as we went to a different school! i grabbed my clothes pulled them on and stormed out with as much dignity as i could muster (not a lot). the next thing i knew he was on the phone saying him and his girlfirend had split up and did i want to meet?did i?errrrr no!!
this has to be the absolute worst. well, i'm bi and my parents don't... or didn't know it. i was dating this girl that my parents thought was just my "friend." she came over all the time. well, i live with my dad and he was suposed to be going to chicago for a business trip. i invited my girlfriend over. the night wass fantastic. we were watching a movie on the floor in the living room and my girl was sitting between my legs facing the tv. i started kissing the back of her neck and when she moaned i started getting really horny. i layed her down on the floor and started kissing her lips and her body. well, to make a long story short, we wound up naked on the floor. while we were doing that, my dad walked in the front door. turns out, his flight was canceled because of a snow storm. well, i got my ass whooped and haven't talked to her since then. i loved her and i really miss her but.. what can you do?
It started out the usaul ..me crushing over the hottest guy at school(Todd), who currently was dating the queen of school (cheerleading captain..you know..) her name was Maggie..Well one night i was at a football game and saw them in the bleachers making out, i walked by and "accidentally" spilled my pop on her...Todd was laughing so hard and she started yelling at him and stormed off.. We started talking and laughing , and I brought up the subject Maggie, he said he was only with her b/c shes hott, and that he was planing to dump her that night...me being very happy about this quickly asked him to dinner somtime..he said yes and we decided to go on that saterday night.. It took me 4 hours to get ready i was so excited! i got all ready and i looked so hott, and he picked me up at 7:30 (15 minutes late, but o well) and off we went to Claim Jumpers, about half way through our date his phone started ringing he looked down and didnt answer when i asked who it was he replied noone so i shrugged it off and continued eating. about two minutes later his phone rang again and this time he answered it and held up his pointer finger to indecate me that this will take a minute, and he walked outside..about 5 minutes later he walked back inside and said that his dad needed him home right away, he paid the waiter and took me home. The next day at school i showed up about an hour late to my first period class b/c i slept in, my best friend rushed over to me and told me about Todd, Maggie and him hooked up last night. Me being very angery went through the half of the day till lunch (very pissed) I saw Todd and ran over to him to ask what the heck was going on? he replied that he felt bad about leaving and said that we should make it up sometime...Then Maggie comes over and says "Hey Todd, had a great time last night...." she looked at me and laughed while walking away with her folowers. Todd blushed and I walked away, later that day one of his friends came over to me and told me that during our dinner Todd's dad didnt call it was Maggie who called and wanted Todd to come over. I was so mad i went home and cried....but then 3 days later, Todds friend (the one who filled me in with the "maggie calling") asked me out and i said yes.....now we have been going out for about 5 months,and Maggie dumped Todd for another guy, and ended up pregnet (no longer cheer leading captain) got kicked off the squad, and is now known as the "slut" of the school.......
well I would have called it a date with any guys but one night my friends and I decided to go bowling for a girls night out. We didnt invite any guys for the fact that we love meeting guys while bowling. We happend to share a lane with about 5 guys next to us, they werent at all bad looking but they werent hot neither 2 of them I knew from Religon class. We notice a kid that was about 2 lanes over and he came over and started talking to us.. his name was matt and he didnt live far away from us at all. but He was more interested in my friend Kelly other then me and my friend Britt. (Kelly always got the guys). Well anyway it was like turn to bowl but I was trying to be cute and I fell right in the lane. There Matt, Kelly Britt, and those boys we shared a lane with laughing at me. But instead of making a horrible fit over it I laughed at it and got back up.
My first date was when I was 13. My boyfriend, me, and his best friend were going out for my birthday. The three of us were having a great time when all of a sudden, my boyfriend says that we have to go and calls his mom to pick us up. The boys made me sit in the front and all the windows were down. When we got to my house, my boyfriend didn't even get out to say bye to me. But, I was so nervous about my first date that didn't notice anything weird. Four years later at our rehearsal dinner for our wedding, I found out that on our first date that my now husband had had an accident in his pants and was so embarrased that he hid it for 4 years. HE! HE!