What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?

Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?

Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a