Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her DrillBit

Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her DrillBit

Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters

Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters

Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey

Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey

Yo momma's got an eating disorder she be eating dis order dat order she be eatin all the damn orders

Yo momma's got an eating disorder she be eating dis order dat order she be eatin all the damn orders

Yo momma's so skinny instead of calling her your parent you call her transparent

Yo momma's so skinny instead of calling her your parent you call her transparent

Yo momma aint so bad she would give you the hair off of her back

Yo momma aint so bad she would give you the hair off of her back

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with termites

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with termites

Yo momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Yo momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil

Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil

Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

Yo momma's so fat she thinks Church's Chickens a holy place

Yo momma's so fat she thinks Church's Chickens a holy place

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly Medusa is jealous

Yo momma's so ugly Medusa is jealous

Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches

Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the water

Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the water

Yo momma's got PlayDoh teeth

Yo momma's got PlayDoh teeth

Yo momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime

Yo momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime

Yo momma's so smelly her poo is glad to escape

Yo momma's so smelly her poo is glad to escape

Yo momma's so slow she has been leaving for 2 hours

Yo momma's so slow she has been leaving for 2 hours

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end

Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday

Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu