Yo momma's so dumb she took a knife to a driveby shooting

Yo momma's so fat she got a speed pass for Dairy Queen

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

Yo momma's so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves

Yo momma's so fat she was zoned for commercial development

Yo momma's so hairy looks like a chia pet with a sweater on

Yo momma's so fat when she opens the Fridge it says I give up

Yo momma's so nasty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea

Yo momma's so fat she thought gravy was a beverage

Yo momma's so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo momma's so ugly Rice Krispies wont talk to her

Yo momma's so fat your family portrait has stretchmarks

Yo momma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order

Yo momma's so ugly her face can stop a sun dial

Yo momma's so short she can do backflips under her bed

Yo momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime

Yo momma's so flat she's jealous of the wall

Yo momma's so fat her belt size is the equator

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is rockyroad

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is expired

Yo momma's so fat she did a back flip and landed on the moon

Yo momma's so slow she can't catch a turtle

Yo momma's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her

Yo momma's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business