Yo momma's teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin on popcorn

Yo momma's teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin on popcorn

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten when she smiles they look like dice

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten when she smiles they look like dice

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten it looks like her tongue is in jail

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten it looks like her tongue is in jail

Yo momma's teeth are so big she bit down on a piece of gum and cut her own toenails

Yo momma's teeth are so big she bit down on a piece of gum and cut her own toenails

Yo momma's talks so much her mouth is like a convenience store, open 24 hours a day

Yo momma's talks so much her mouth is like a convenience store, open 24 hours a day

Yo momma's so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on

Yo momma's so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on

Yo momma's so cheap when she saw a penny on the floor she said son we won the lottery

Yo momma's so cheap when she saw a penny on the floor she said son we won the lottery

Yo momma's so ugly when the when she was born the doctors spanked her parents

Yo momma's so ugly when the when she was born the doctors spanked her parents

Yo momma's so ugly when the terminator said Ill be back he left running

Yo momma's so ugly when the terminator said Ill be back he left running

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the store and someone said no dogs please

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the store and someone said no dogs please

Yo momma's so ugly when she went camping the park ranger was like Hey Yogi

Yo momma's so ugly when she went camping the park ranger was like Hey Yogi

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen the rats jump on the table and start screaming

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen the rats jump on the table and start screaming

Yo momma's so ugly when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes

Yo momma's so ugly when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes

Yo momma's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes

Yo momma's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes

Yo momma's so ugly when she moved into the projects all her neighbors chipped in for curtains

Yo momma's so ugly when she moved into the projects all her neighbors chipped in for curtains

Yo momma's so ugly when she gets up the sun goes down

Yo momma's so ugly when she gets up the sun goes down

Yo momma's so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers it had a hook in it

Yo momma's so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers it had a hook in it

Yo momma's so ugly you have to put her in the kennel when we go on vacation

Yo momma's so ugly you have to put her in the kennel when we go on vacation

Yo momma's so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks

Yo momma's so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks