Yo momma's so fat her blood type is rockyroad

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is rockyroad

Yo momma's so ugly her face can stop a sun dial

Yo momma's so ugly her face can stop a sun dial

Yo momma's so nasty she bit the dog and gave it rabies

Yo momma's so nasty she bit the dog and gave it rabies

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches

Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy

Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken

Yo momma's so slow she is still being born

Yo momma's so slow she is still being born

Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt

Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt

Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters

Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters

Yo momma's so nasty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out

Yo momma's so nasty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper

Yo momma's so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo momma's so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo momma's so big when she stands up the sun goes out

Yo momma's so big when she stands up the sun goes out

I heard that yo momma is on the warpath, she lost a finger and now can't count past 9

I heard that yo momma is on the warpath, she lost a finger and now can't count past 9

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store

Yo momma's got an eating disorder she be eating dis order dat order she be eatin all the damn orders

Yo momma's got an eating disorder she be eating dis order dat order she be eatin all the damn orders

Yo momma's So lazy she doesnt walk in her sleep she hitch hikes

Yo momma's So lazy she doesnt walk in her sleep she hitch hikes

Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats

Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats

Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial

Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial

Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master

Yo momma's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork

Yo momma's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork

Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a poster for abstinence

Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a poster for abstinence

Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil

Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil