What, are you stuck on stupid.

Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.

Who's Your Daddy?

by adrian · 5 months · in Bit under Funny

Who's Your Daddy?

Don't judge a book by its movie.

Don't laugh it's paid for

by adrian · 5 months · in Bit under Funny

Don't laugh it's paid for

DARE to keep the CIA off drugs

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Gravity always gets me down.

by adrian · 5 months · in Bit under Funny

Gravity always gets me down.

Friends don't let friends drive naked!!

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

He who angers you, controls you!

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

I love my country but fear my government.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

You can't be late until you show up.

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

You get all this and my dads loaded.

BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.

Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!

Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..

I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore