If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?

If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?

Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

I don't do requests.

I don't do requests.

I Got A Gun For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made.

I Got A Gun For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushin’ My Luck

I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushin’ My Luck

Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?

Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?

Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE

Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE

Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

Don't trust women

Don't trust women

I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...

If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

The meek will Internet the world.

The meek will Internet the world.

I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.

I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.

I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.

I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it.

If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it.

i can resist everything except temptation.

i can resist everything except temptation.

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy