You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!
I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore