Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...

If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy

I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.

I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

Kevorkian for Surgeon General

Kevorkian for Surgeon General

I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.

I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..

Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.

This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.

This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.

I WANT YOU to stay far away from me

I WANT YOU to stay far away from me

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!

If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.

Don't laugh it's paid for

Don't laugh it's paid for

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.

I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.