Where There’s A Will, I’m In The Way.

Where There’s A Will, I’m In The Way.

HE WHO ANGERS YOU, CONQUERS YOU

HE WHO ANGERS YOU, CONQUERS YOU

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Don't judge a book by its movie.

Don't judge a book by its movie.

If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..

Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..

Hogwarts Dropout

Hogwarts Dropout

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.

Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.

I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!

I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!

I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."

I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."

I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.

I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.

I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore

I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

Man made beer, God made pot you make the choice.

Man made beer, God made pot you make the choice.

Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

Honk if you hate noise pollution!

Honk if you hate noise pollution!

Who's Your Daddy?

Who's Your Daddy?

I WANT YOU to stay far away from me

I WANT YOU to stay far away from me