Hogwarts Dropout

by adrian · 5 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

Hogwarts Dropout

I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

by adrian · 5 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

The meek will Internet the world.

Honk if you are blond.

by adrian · 5 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

Honk if you are blond.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

by adrian · 5 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.

Where there's a will there's a BEER!

Real women don't have hot flashes they have power surges.

Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man

by adrian · 5 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.

Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.

by adrian · 5 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.

Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts

by adrian · 5 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts

I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

by adrian · 5 months · in Bit under Funny

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

by adrian · 5 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.