If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..
To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.
You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now!
Super Bowl is french for...sitting on your ass and getting fat.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!
Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An Asshole