Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.
Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.
I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore
If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.