If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?

If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?

Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?

Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?

Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.

Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

i can resist everything except temptation.

i can resist everything except temptation.

If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushin’ My Luck

I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushin’ My Luck

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

I’m insured by the mafia, you hit me and we'll hit you.

I’m insured by the mafia, you hit me and we'll hit you.

Kevorkian for Surgeon General

Kevorkian for Surgeon General

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy

I Got A Gun For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made.

I Got A Gun For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made.

I don't do requests.

I don't do requests.

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

All men are idiots, and I married their king

All men are idiots, and I married their king

Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE

Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE