I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Real women don't have hot flashes they have power surges.
I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.
Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth