Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!

If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!

If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...

If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy

Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy

I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.

I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.

Kevorkian for Surgeon General

Kevorkian for Surgeon General

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

i can resist everything except temptation.

i can resist everything except temptation.

I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."

I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."

Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.

The meek will Internet the world.

The meek will Internet the world.

I WANT YOU to stay far away from me

I WANT YOU to stay far away from me

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

Pain is inevitable misery is optional.

Pain is inevitable misery is optional.

Keep honking, I am reloading!

Keep honking, I am reloading!

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

I don't do requests.

I don't do requests.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Do unto others before they do unto you.

Do unto others before they do unto you.