I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...
Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.
This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.
If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?