What is so special about this sequence below?
8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0

The numbers are in alphabetical order

I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?

I am a soul.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

by scythargon · 4 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?

A stick of gum.

I'm one of five, I'm not alive. The one who sent me forth became king, The one who received me died. What am I?

A Stone. In a popular Biblical story, David had five stones. He used one of the stones to kill Goliath.

Marking mortal privation, when firmly in place. An enduring summation, inscribed in my face. What am I?

A Tombstone.

A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall. What does he weigh?


What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?

Night and Day!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

Trouble in Denmark Game
Follow the instructions carefully, ONE LINE AT A TIME. Be sure to do exactly what it says before moving to the next instruction. You can keep track of your answers by typing them into the white spaces provided beside each instruction. To clear the boxes, backspace over the last answer. Reloading will NOT clear the blocks.
1) Pick a number from 5 to 9
2) Subtract 5
3) Multiply by 3
4) Square the number (multiply it by itself)
5) Add the digits in the number together until you get only one digit; i.e. 64: 6 + 4 = 10; 1 + 0= 1
6) If the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise subtract 4.
7) Multiply it by 2
8) Subtract 6
9) Give the digit its corresponding letter in the alphabet (for example: 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, 4=D...26=Z, etc)
10) Pick a name of a country (NOT A STATE) that begins with that letter.
11) Take th e second letter in the country name and think of a mammal that begins with that letter.
12) Think of the most common color of that mammal.

A GRAY ELEPHANT FROM DENMARK! If you did not get that exact answer,you either thought of a really unique country, a really unique mammal, or you need to re-check your math and try again!
Some of the other creative answers we've received from our readers are: a black and white Echidna from Denmark (the Echidna is native to New Guinea, Australia, and Tasmania); a brown elk From Denmark; and a brown joey (baby kangaroo) in Djibouti (Djibouti is a country created from the French Territory of the Afars and Issas, French Somaliland).

If Dick's father is Tom's son, what relation is Dick to Tom?

Tom is Dick's grandfather.

Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla. How come they didn't complain?

One of the women was a doctor!

What has a neck, but no head?

by scythargon · 4 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

What has a neck, but no head?

A bottle.

The higher I climb, the hotter I gauge,
I can not escape my crystal cage.
What am I?

Mercury in a Thermometer

People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead. What am I?


Little Nanny Etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose; the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?

She is a candle.

Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out. What is it?

It is a gun.

Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?

When the mother of the twins went into labor, she was travelling by boat. The older twin, Paul, was born first, barely on March 1st. The boat then crossed a time zone, and the younger twin was born on February the 28th. In a leap year the younger twin celebrates his birthday two days before his older brother.

Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?

Because there are more of them!

If boiling water is poured into a thick drinking glass as well as a very thin wine glass, of the two, which is more likely to crack?

The thick glass is more likely to crack since glass is a poor conductor of heat. In a thin glass, the heat passes more quickly from the glass into the surrounding air, causing the glass to expand equally. When hot water is poured into a thick glass, the inner surface expands, but the outer surface does not. It is this extreme stress on the glass that causes it to crack.

Mr. Whimpy was terrified of the dark. When he went to bed, he would flip off the light switch on the far wall, then tear across the room to bed, 10 feet away. However, the other day, he flipped the switch, walked slowly to his bed, and climbed in before the room went dark. He only used his finger to switch off the light. How did he manage this brave feat?

He went to bed in the daytime, it wasn't dark.

Late afternoons I often bathe. I'll soak in water piping hot. My essence goes through my see through clothes. Used up am I; I've gone to pot. What am I?

I'm a tea bag!

The hand sows, the eyes harvest?

by scythargon · 4 months, 1 week · in Bit under Funny

The hand sows, the eyes harvest?

To read and to write.

In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose?

Choose to die of old age.