| Horror Auteur Is Unfinished With the Undead |
Over five films and four decades the director George A. Romero’s slack-jawed undead have been our tour guides through a brainless, barbaric America. Source: NYT |
| Horror Auteur Is Unfinished With the Undead |
Over five films and four decades the director George A. Romero’s slack-jawed undead have been our tour guides through a brainless, barbaric America. Source: NYT |
| Horror Auteur Is Unfinished With the Undead |
Over five films and four decades the director George A. Romero’s slack-jawed undead have been our tour guides through a brainless, barbaric America. Source: NYT |
| Horton Hears a Who |
They finally get it right! With this latest animated Dr. Seuss adaptation, Horton Hears a Who re-creates all the endearing Seussian qualities we've come to cherish. Source: Hollywood.com |
| Horton Hears a Who |
They finally get it right! With this latest animated Dr. Seuss adaptation, Horton Hears a Who re-creates all the endearing Seussian qualities we've come to cherish. Source: Hollywood.com |
| Horton Hears a Who |
They finally get it right! With this latest animated Dr. Seuss adaptation, Horton Hears a Who re-creates all the endearing Seussian qualities we've come to cherish. Source: Hollywood.com |
| Horton Hears a Who! |
Dr. Seusss stories are simple, and their length is not long. His stories are short, yet their message is strong. Theyre also spectacularly unsuited for any Hollywood adaptation, as unsuited as I am for Dr. Seuss rhyming and alliteration. Theyve tried it before with live action, and with Horton at least theyve finally learned that lesson and left the prosthetics abandoned. Source: Cinema Blend |
| Horton Hears a Who! - 3/14/2008 |
Source: filmcritic.com |
| Hottie and the Nottie |
Starring:
Paris Hilton, Joel Moore, Christine Lakin, Adam Kulbersh
Review:
That generous half star rating I tacked onto to this comedy
abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or
gross dim-wittedness) to appear on screen again after House of
Wax. Hilton — my nominee as Hot Bad Actress for the ages
— is still pretty waxy as Cristabelle, the hottie who will
sleep with her nerd prince (Joel David Moore) on one condition: He
must first find a consort for her bff June (Christine Lakin), a
nottie of such scabby, acned horror (oh, that foot fungus!) that
you know a makeover is coming. Too bad no one thought to makeover
the compendium of clichés in Heidi Ferrer's script or teach
Tom Putnam that directing means telling the actors to keep doing
takes till they get it right. At one point, Cristabelle tells a
guy, "pay our bar tab,...
Rating:
0.5 Star Source: RollingStone.com |
| Hottie and the Nottie |
Starring:
Paris Hilton, Joel Moore, Christine Lakin, Adam Kulbersh
Review:
We'll always have Paris, at least to kick around, thanks to a
zombiefied performance worthy of George Romero in this limp-dick of
a comedy. Still, Hilton deserves my generous half-star rating: It
takes guts to appear onscreen again after House of Wax.
Hilton is wax incarnate as the hottie who won't sleep with her nerd
prince (Joel David Moore) until he finds a consort for her BFF
(Christine Lakin), a nottie of such scabby, acned horror that you
know a makeover is coming. Too bad no one thought to make over this
dumping ground for clichés. The film in its opening weekend
brought in a shockingly low-rent $234 per screen. So much for
Hilton family loyalty. Just to keep Paris out of pout mode, the
family could have bought the theaters out.
Rating:
0.5 Star Source: RollingStone.com |
| How I Met Your Mother: A History Lesson in Love |
“Definitely, Maybe,” written and directed by Adam Brooks, is a nimble and winning little romance. Source: NYT |
| How I Met Your Mother: A History Lesson in Love |
“Definitely, Maybe,” written and directed by Adam Brooks, is a nimble and winning little romance. Source: NYT |
| How I Met Your Mother: A History Lesson in Love |
“Definitely, Maybe,” written and directed by Adam Brooks, is a nimble and winning little romance. Source: NYT |
| How I Met Your Mother: A History Lesson in Love |
“Definitely, Maybe,” written and directed by Adam Brooks, is a nimble and winning little romance. Source: NYT |
| How I Met Your Mother: A History Lesson in Love |
“Definitely, Maybe,” written and directed by Adam Brooks, is a nimble and winning little romance. Source: NYT |
| How I Met Your Mother: A History Lesson in Love |
“Definitely, Maybe,” written and directed by Adam Brooks, is a nimble and winning little romance. Source: NYT |
| How I Met Your Mother: A History Lesson in Love |
“Definitely, Maybe,” written and directed by Adam Brooks, is a nimble and winning little romance. Source: NYT |
| How I Met Your Mother: A History Lesson in Love |
“Definitely, Maybe,” written and directed by Adam Brooks, is a nimble and winning little romance. Source: NYT |
| How to Rob a Bank |
As he tries to access an ATM to retrieve his last twenty bucks, Jason"JINX" Taylor runs into a snag the transaction fee will overdraw him, and he cannot get his money out of the bank. Source: Rotten Tomatoes |
| How to Rob a Bank |
( Release: Feb. 6, 2008 Rated: Not Rated Avg. Score: 0/5
Details | Photos | Reviews
) The Gist —
No suspense, no thrills, no fun. Source: Movies.com |