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Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but
a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when
we are already there?
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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments
in a suitcase?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do we have hot water heaters?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12
ounces?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the
drive-up ATM?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all
stuck together?
Why
do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind
of douche you keep after using?
How come Superman could stop
bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw
a gun at him?
How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell
another?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot
and quite a few are alike?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets
mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his
head out the window!
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how
could you treat them?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie!
Movie!?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back
to?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere
but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government,
where would they send you?
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been
ployed to begin with?
What should one call a male ladybird?
What would you use to dilute water?
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times,
does he become disoriented?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the
shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed,
but can you just be whelmed?
Why are turds pinched off at the end?
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell
them to go?
If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you
complain to?
How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa
Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers
if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
Why did they name that underwear company fruit of the loom?
Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was
it improving on?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's
boy?
why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light
- how fast is a moving light?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put
in your two cents worth?
If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making
marmalade?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million
stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells
you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make
sure?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there
to hear him, is he still wrong?
If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they
have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?
Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
How can you hear yourself think?
How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw
hamburgers?
What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?
What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable
Object?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained
to the counter?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an
egg?
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving
a dump?
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