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On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2
and not 1?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one
another?
Isn't
it scary that the word "therapist" is the
same as the words "the" and "rapist"
put together?
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof
vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for
their head or crotch?
How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has
a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent?
They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised
in the same place?
Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is
it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures
made by the Devil?
If a table is propped up can it be propped down?
If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your
head always white?
Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?
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Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a
girlfriend?
If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there
way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they
were on their way to?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only"
doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific
and say "employees of this place only"?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your
middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle
finger hits the palm of your hand?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up
early for church?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they
fire you?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain"
does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they
pay half price?
If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still
a car accident?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you
were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what
day would you die?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns
the lights on?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at
the same time?
If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river"
come second (Mississippi River)?
Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?
If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin
your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin
your appetite for dessert?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer
does?
Why
is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring
us a bill?
Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about
it falling down?
Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes?
wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?
Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and
green the traditional colors?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward
money?
Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before
we can put pasta into the water?
If
we had a president that was a woman, would her husband
be the first man?
Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the
Missouri state bird is the blue bird
Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves
6 ft. closer?
Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your
driving? Well what are they for?
Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with
smaller eyes?
Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?
If you took a compass to outer space would it still point
"magnetic north"? Is there still a north, south,
east, and west in space?
What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on
an airplane who's name is Jack?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy"
and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s
the difference?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the
parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes
are up can you park in the spot right next to you??
When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the
balloon come with it?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you
climbed out?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st
– January 1st, which year would you say you were born
in?
Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when
the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the
sun?
Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in
under oath using a Bible?
Why are there black lines on a basketball?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
Can crop circles be square?
Can you blow a balloon up under water?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose,
our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose,
or their mouths?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog"
when dogs just sit around all day?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their
mouth full?
Can a blind man see his future?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it
say everything backwards?
What did cured ham actually have?
Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but
no 13, 15, and 17?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
Can someone give up lent for lent?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's
illegal to keep them as a pet?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were buried in for eternity?
If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the
day after Christmas Adam?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than
their actual marriage?
Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult"
is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk
why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms ?
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your
door, do they replace it later?
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