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Why is it that if something says, "do not eat"
on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't
it realistically always colder than hell since hell is
supposed to be fire and brimstone?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who
is she?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space
but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear
on the Bible?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes
out if its butt"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink
what comes out"?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the
way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom
of the cup?
Are marbles made of marble?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same
time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a
compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to
replace it later?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just
the leftovers from the people that got there first?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see
them?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the
limit?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would
they have to change their name to Knockers?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers
on calculators go up?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use
it?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even
funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even
funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem"
when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine
" on a nude beach?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since
they are just deep fried potatoes?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would
they keep pissing or stop?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts
too?
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted,
ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying
the criminal)?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then
you died would someone you knew or a family member have
to pay the late fee?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular
milk, would they taste chocolaty?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than
three wishes for one of you wishes?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested
because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook
for a hand?"
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half,
would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you
use one of them?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Whats a question with no answer called?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of
faith?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it
doesn't turn your skin that color?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you
not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand
you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the
shower and nothing else does?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay
eggs.
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near
the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning
of many books?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories,
is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing
it?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before
they lay down on it?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify
in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing
but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and
then follow it up with a question?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there
is always a full English breakfast?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't
it be better than root beer floats?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major,
then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but
then dies before he can run around the bases, does the
home run count?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in
the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually
disappears?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?
Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?
Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
Do they put underwear on corpses?
Do bubbles freeze in winter?
What sound does a bunny make?
If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?
Do suicide hotlines have hold?
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