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Bad Date Story #7001
One of my friends said that he would hook me up with this hot girl lol. So on a Friday after school he called me and told me she would meet me at the mall when i got there omfg!! she was very very well..... ugly and the exact opposite of what i liked even when i talked to her on the phone she sounded hot :( so a long 4 hours at the damn mall we seen a movie and omg she says lets sit in the back and i already know what this shit means so i say well we could sit in middle she says na so i have to go through with thtis shit and as were watching this movie im thinking of all the ways im gna kick my friends ass through 20 mins in the movie she lays on me so i have to put my arm round her i mean i have to be nice lol so..... then she looks at me and goes toward my face and this whole 10 sec she looking at me im thinking of her pimples and her oilly face and i try to get out of it but she grabs my chin and kisses me and we start making out.......... lets just say i felt like killing myself she started holding and hugging me so i couldn't get out ffs!!!!!!! i was liek r u fhking joking me?!?!?!?!? so when the movie is over we get to the dorr to leave the mall she hugs me and kisses me for what seemed like a hour kiss but really was 10 seconds so i wave good bye to her and we leave right when i got home i brushed my teeth and called my friend and was furious on Monday i punched him and sence i go to a catholic school omfg..... i went to the priciples office......... and had to explain everything from the messed up date to that makign out....:(:(:(:( i felt horrible that night:( ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #7000
So i was in my house for my halloween party and this boy josh said hey come here we were watchin football we were yellin and shakin our heads but we bumbed and ALMOST kissed but i accedentaly missed and bit his nose it was the most embarrising date i have ever had ~katrina

Bad Date Story #1699
So I really liked this guy James and he asked me out on a date so i said yes. We decided to go the the state game together, with my friends. So we reserved our tickets ahead of time. When we got there we found our seats and sat down. 10 minutes later my best guy friend Micheal walked in and sat beside me. He said that he found out what ticket i had and payed the person next to me to change tickets. When James put his arm around me, Micheal asked who he was. I told him he was my date and he said that I was his date. He started trying to fight with James. I asked Micheal why he thought i was his date and he said that he had gotten an email from me saying that i liked him. and even though he didn't like me that way he was going to go on one date with me. So then James got mad at me, and left the game. I called him later and he told me that he thought i was playing them both and that i was a slut. We fought and after that i have never talked to him again. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1698
My boyfriend and I were out on a date after we had just gotten back together. We were together for about a year and had a bad break up, then we got back together. We went out to eat at his favorite sushi place downtown as always and started a great dinner. Well about halfway through the meal I had to go to the bathroom, when I came back his ex girlfriend was sitting in my seat crying to him. I was furious! I coulnd't believe the nerve. She was saying how she missed him and how she never should have let him go.It was over a year ago and I thought this was over with. Well the two of them couldn't see me because I was behind the next row of booths and I heard him say he missed her too. Before I knew it i was yelling at the top of my lungs at them both pretty much feaking out. The whole restaurant stopped and she got up and yelled at me too, she went to swing and me and I moved letting her nearly fall into a table. She looked pathetic and he got up and started to apologize. She ran out and took off. Then someone called his phone as I was standing there waiting for something and he answered it!!! I was sooo mad I grabbed his flip phone and broke it in half at the joint. Then I through it down and left. His car was in the shop so we had taken mine, I left him there stranded as he was running out to my car with no ride and no phone. The man had it coming that's all there is to it. Needless to say I never went back to that restaurant or back to him. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1697
I was hangin out with my this guy that i really liked, we were at his house, it wasnt my first time bein there so i knew my way around. i was walkin out of the kitchen and i ran through the wall... my head really hurt i was soo ambaressed and he smiled at me.. he was tryin to hold his laugh ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1696
Well i was in 9th grade when my (know) boyfriend asked me out and i was like yea shure we went to a local jumba juice and we were drinking some juice and i notice that all the people were looking at him and like not even 10 min. we were there the police had us both under handcuffs it was a misunderstanding you see he's brother who is like 2 years older then him robbed that next store and they confused him and then they called both of our parents and we told the police I wasnt going to let him go so they took me in to and in there my parents came right away and his parents never came so my big brother who had just turned 18 that week took him out and came to my house and we finished our date there. Now we have been together ever since. ~Kasandra

Bad Date Story #1695
This past summer I was up at my boyfriends cousins house(a guy) because I went up there to meet my boyfriend well the door was shur to his room and somebody came and knocked on it well he thought it was his mom so he told me to be really quite he is about to trick his mom well he yalled I am trying to have sex with Amber (me) well next thing I know I hear my boyfriend outside yelling. So I pulled the door open and he is stand there going off and I don't know what to do so Jerry jumps up off the couch and says no man I thought you were my mom and I was just messing with her head. So now everytime I go up the Jerry's Morgan (my boyfriend) will ask how our sex was that day. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1694
I was almost seventeen, and had never been kissed nor had I ever been on a date. Well, a guy finally realizes I like him and he like me too, so he asked me out to "celebrate my birthday" because, even though it was two weeks away we would be too busy once school started. The first half of the date went fairly well. He was 18 years old. We had dinner at the Olive Garden, and then he took me to Wal-Mart because neither of us were ready to go home. He bought me a stuffed monkey that I still have to this day. And this is where it gets embarassing. When we got back to my house we stood out in my driveway when he says, "Do you want the rest of your birthday present?" I was totally confused because I thought dinner was it. But he made me close my eyes and then I heard him going over to his trunk and opening it. Then he walked back over to me, and my eyes were closed, and he asks, "Are your eyes closed?" and I said "Yup. THey are closed." The next thing I knew his lips wer on mine and he kissed me! He said, "I couldn't let you make it to seventeen without being kissed," and then he kissed me again. I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLABLY! He wasn't even trying to use tongue, but I just thought it was the funniest thing in the world! He got frustrated after he kept trying and I kept laughing so he pressed his lips to mine and held me there, and said "I'm going to stay like this until you stop laughing" adn it was all muffled because our lips were still pressed together. That made it worse, and I knocked us both to the ground laughing so hard. Then my little sisters came out to see what was happening and she saw us both laying on the ground, kissing, and me laughing. MY family still won't let me live it down. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1693
Okay so about 3 years ago when i was 13 i went on my FIRST date...me and my new bf (kyle) went to the pool!! HOW ROMANTIC! ne ways i was n my bikini and he came up and hugged me....and he *accidentally* untied my suit!!! he ripped it off me and thru it!!! if it was jst me n him i woodnt have minded...but there were lil kids and this one lady came up and yelled at us..then she thru a towel at me... i was so embarresed...kyle tried 2 apologize 2 me but i coodnt 4 give him...we havnt talked since...:( ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1692
So me and b/f went to the movies while i was watching the movie my b/f leaned over and started french kissing me. and we did not know his mom was in the back of the theather i guess she wanted to come too so she came and sat right next to me and said "are u enjoying your movie?" i said "yes" so she said "that's good, well have fun." so she went to the back of the theather again. i heard my b/f say "OH SH*T THAT WAS MY MOM!" so we broke up after the movies. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1691
Ok so i was going out with this girl, and i had been dsating her for like a year when this whole story went down. we go to the movies, i think it was unleashed with jet li, anbyway we run into her exboyfriend tom. he instantly makles a scene about how she left him for me blah blah blah she said something like that was over a year ago blah blah blah and they were fighting pretty bad. i chose to stay out of it and let her resolve the situation when he backhands heer across the face!!!! needless to say at that point it was real, and it was on, and people were getting klnocked out. i ended up knocking him out after about two punches when his four black buddies decided to join the fun. so one by one i ended up fighting them even smashing on of their faces into the wall of the theatre. when the cops arrived they saw that it was a five on one situation and that i had been provoked to fight so i got away scotch free. yay for me ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1690
I was sixteen and a new employee at a local McDonalds. There were a couple of guys working in the back who kept looking at me and making me feel a little uncomfortable. Finally one guy, Ken, asks me if I would like to meet up with a couple of the people from work later on that evening to see a movie. I said yes and gave him my phone number to call me later that evening with the details. When he called later he explained that him and his friend Patrick were going to a nice movie theatre to watch SISTER ACT (don't do the math, I am old). He wanted to know if I could bring a friend with me. I said sure. I had a crush on 2-3 guys and I wanted an excuse to ask them out. When speaking to my older sister about the evening she explained that Ken was asking for me to bring a friend that was a girl for his friend, Patrick. I felt like an idiot but asked her if she would go with me. She said yes. It was a rainy summer evening and Ken and Patrick were late to my house. Ken showed up in WHITE pants (remember it is raining). When they got there my father had a serious talk to him about drinking (he was 21). As if that wasn't enough to forgo the evening he was all over me in the theatre; Sloppy, wet, disgusting kisses. I finally had to leave and make up an excuse that I had to go to the bathroom. I went to the payphone and started to make a phone call when he was right next to me trying to kiss me some more. I couldn't believe he was following me (I was supposed to be going to the bathroom). What psycho would do that? I told him we needed to chill out and he did a little. I just couldn't wait to get home. When we went out to the car after the movie, Ken had a flat tire. I couldn't wait to see this one. A 21 year old guy changing a tire in the rain with white pants on. Well it would have been funny to see but he didn't know how and neither did his friend Pat. So I changed the tire. What a nightmare but no, it's not over. After the evening ended my sister told me she had a great time with Pat and wanted to see him again. She was shy and wanted me to tag along with Ken, Pat and her one more time. I must have been crazy but I would do anything to make her happy so I went. It was worse. We went to a carnival; Ken lost his wallet and was begging me to give him another chance. He asked my sister and I what we like to do and we both said Dance so he took us to a school parking lot, turned up his music really loud and said "Dance." He was nuts. I asked him to take us home please and he did. The nightmare had ended. Or has it. my sister married Pat and has two beautiful girls. It was all worth it for her happiness. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1689
Ok i met this guy (Carlos), online, when we first started talking, we had a lot in common, and we decided to exchange numbers, so the next day he calls me and wow i just fell for his sexy voice, we talk everyday for about a month, and than one day he decided to come to my house, so i give him the address, and i told him that if he can't come, that he should call me to let me know, supposedly he was going to come to my house like at 12, so a half hour before 12, i decided to go outside to wait for him. So it was 12:30, and yet he haven't arrived nor he had called, i waited for him until 3 p.m., i was really pissed off and disappointed!, so i decided to get online, because i was bored, and to my surprised he was ONLINE, but he didn't IM ed me, and neither did i, i was like screw him and tried to forget about him. 1 month later, after i have completely forgotten about him, i even had a boyfriend named Carlos also, and he was from Texas, just like him, coincidence? naw, well he texts me saying that he got a new cell phone, and that he apologized for that day, is that his dad didn't wanted to give him a ride to my house, but at that moment, i thought it was my boyfriend!, cus a moment earlier my boyfriend called me to go to the movies, but he wasn't sure, so i told him to call me back, but he never did!, but anyway, so all along i thought that he was my boyfriend, even when he called me, i was like "Why your voice is all weird?" lol i was so lost, next day my real boyfriend calls me and complains why i didn't called him on the whole day on Sunday, and well i asked what he was talking about, if we was textin each other and all that on Sunday, (of course it wasn't him, i thought it was lol), so i even make MY boyfriend call Carlos lol, i was so embarrassed after that cus then i realized who he was, of course he was mad. Ok so we start talking again, and well i was kind of starting to like him, i didn't care much about my boyfriend cus he never called me anyway, and well we talked everyday on the phone, and he even told me that he was fallin in love with me, and that he have been thinking about me a lot, needless to say i was happy and i was always looking forward to talk to him, and well it came the day and well he started to tell me that i was too young for him? he's 17 and i'm 16, and well i was like "ok........", and than he told me that he started to date a girl THAT day, and well before that he told me that he didn't like anybody, so how can it be?, and well he told me that he have knows this girl since they were 7 and that they had a puppy crush last year and whatever, so i just said ok and i was happy for him, and i bet he wasn't expecting that, but honestly i was broke inside, so than to stop talking to him, i made up an excuse sayin that my boyfriend was coming over to see me, and all that. Well that same day i broke up with my boyfriend, cus he was kept calling my best friend and textin her "i love you" and all that, and well that was a good excuse to cry my eyes out, but i wasn't cryin cus of my boyfriend, but this guy lol, and well i texted him telling him what was going on, and he told me that it will be alright and that he'll call me later, he never did, and well till this day he hasn't call nor text me, i sometimes remember him and it gets me sad, but i'll soon get over him completely, my boyfriend stills calls me and tells me that he loves me, but i rather be single for a while now! ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1688
I was walking back with a boy i had met over the internet from a very posh Indian Resturant. It was our first date (he only lived about half an hour away from me so we decided to met up.) He payed for everything, i thought what a gentleman! Yeah so anyway we were walking back from our date and he started kissing me on the neck (I was thinking what are you doing?! We've only met up once, i hardly even know you!) I suddenly realised what he was doing. He pushed me onto the floor and started to hurt me, i was twice as scared as a girl who had lost her virginity, i was still a virgin so i didn't know what it felt like (I was 14) When he finished he punched and kicked me, untill i couldn't move, he ran away. Luckily i had my phone with me, i dialled 999 with my pale shakey fingers. I told them what had happened, they advised me to go to my doctor to check if i was pregnant...I was! It was so hard to take in as i was so young! The cruel and disturbed beast who did this to me has never been caught! I'm eighteen now and my little girl, Kirsty is such a lovely girl, i just hope that she dosen't take after her dad! My mum and dad are furious when they foud out i was meeting someone who i didn't even know! I now know why our parents say never talk to strangers. People who read this i just have one thing to say to you...DONT WHAT EVER YOU DO MEET UP WITH SOMEONE THAT YOU MET ONLINE!! ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1687
OK MY BEST FRIEND K.L. JUST MOVED TO OUR SCHOOL. SHE WAS SO KOOL I MEAN I REALLY SEEN HER AS MY LIL SIS. HER 1ST DAY I WANTED TO HOOK HER UP WITH M.B. BUT SHE SAID NO AND WAS LIKE OK WAT ABOUT THIS BOY NAME D.B. SO HIM AND HER DATED FOR A WHILE THEN MY BABY CAME BACK TO OUR SCHOOL{HE MOVED LIKE RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL STARTED} WELL N/E WAYZ MY BABY CAME BACK WELL ME AND HIM REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO TLK AT SCHOOL WE WAS IN DIFFERENT CLASS. WELL F.H. (MY BABY) WAS TALKING TO K.L. MORE THEN HE WAS TALKING TO ME. I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT BUT I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING CAUSE SHE WAS GOING WITH D.B. . WELL HER AND D.B. BROKE UP SO SHE WAS LIKE FOR GET THEM BOYS AT OUR SCHOOL. WELL IT WAS SUMMER TIME AND ME AND F.H. WAS STILL TOGETHER. WELL D.B. WAS CALLING ME CAUSE HE WAS XBOYFRIEND. WELL ME AND HIM STARTED TO LIKE EACH OTHER AND STUFF. WELL WE HOOKED UP HE STEAD IN C-TOWN. FOR THE SUMMER. THEN WE BROOK UP WHEN SCHOOL STARTED CAUSE NOBODY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT WE WAS HOOKED. WELL ME AND F.H. WAS STILL TOGETHER. SO THE NEXT YEAR.... THIS WHEN IT WENT WILD. WELL F.H. WAS STILL FLIRTING WITH HER THEN HE BROKE UP WITH ME FOR HER TIME PPL SHE WAS MY BEST-FRIEND AND THE WHOLE WORLD. THAT GIRL STAYED WITH HIM FOR ABOUT 3MONTHS. THATS WHEN ME AND HER DIDN'T BECOME FRIENDS ANYMORE WE HATED EACH OTHER..... WELL SOMEMORE MONTHS IN PASS IT WAS LIKE JANUARY AROUND MY B-DAY WE STARTED TALKING AGAIN.. THAT WAS GOOD BUT ALOT OF DRAMA GOT STARTED BETWEEN ME AND MY CUZN BECAUSE OF HER.. THEN SHE HOOKED UP WITH A BOY NAME J.S. HE WAS MY XBOYFRIEND... I WAS KOOL ABOUT THAT BUT HE STARED TO LIKE ME SO I WROTE HIM A CRAZY NOTE TELLING HIM THAT I LOVE HIM AND CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT.. BUT WE WAS JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS I SEEN HIM AS A BROTHER. SO K.L. FOUND THAT LETTER THEN WE GOT MAD AT EACH OTHER THEN I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH MY CUZN AT SCHOOL CUZ OF HER....... SO AFTER I TOLD HER IT WOULD BE BETTER OFF NOT TALKING AT ALL.. WE STILL CAN'T STAND EACH OTHER NOW. AT THIS TIME AND DAY!!!!! IF UR READING THIS KEEP UR FRIEND CLOSE BUT EMINES CLOSER... AND FRIENDS SHOULD NOT DO THAT TO EACH OTHER ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1686
So ,yeah, I went over my crush's house once, to go see a movie with him and a bunch of my friends, so, half-way into the movie he puts his arms around and rubs my leg. Well, I was ecstatic, and sweating, too, and maybe he smelled my sweatyness....which most likely turned him off, too. Well, after the movie, we play Truth or Dare in his basement, and my friend Jess dares him to kiss me...Well, he tried to do more than that. He tried to freakin make-out with me. Well, I wasn't ready for that, so I pushed him off and screamed, "Don't do that, you pervert!" Well...a couple of weeks later, he asked my best friend out and she and him are going out now...*sigh* ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1685
Ok so it was my like 4th date... and me and my boyfriend have a really weird relationship.. we dont talk much at school most of it is done online. so these dates were mostly very awkward. So we watched a movie and we had friends along... after the movie we ate and as we were going to leave soon. my boyfriends friends said that he wanted to kiss me.. i was thrilled it would be my first kiss... in the end we finally agreed to kiss and he moved closer put my arms around me and tried to kiss me but i moved.... really embarrasing! and my best friend was like OH MY GOD! U IDIOT! so i said he can kiss me when we get downstairs because we were going down the escalator... so we went behind a pole and we kissed... it was short... and my friends were so happy for me ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1684
ok it started when i was 14... i went to a halloween party that my friend was hosting, and my boyfriend who i had been going out with for almost 2 months, was going to be there, we had a good time and all and then a bunch of us decided the party was getting boring, so we left and started walking around the neighborhood, my boyfriend stopped and told everyone to go ahead that we would be right there, then he asked if he could kiss me which i thought was so sweet! i of course said yes, and then the kiss was very awkward, he was expecting to make out so his mouth was open and mine was closed i found this very embarassing, well anyways i had to go home because i had a kerfew and my boyfriend stayed at the party.... well they ended up playing spin-the-cell-phone at the party and he went and kissed another girl!!! and i found out about it and asked him and he said o we were just playinf spin-the-cell-phone, and it meant nothing! well turns out he is now going out with this girl that he kissed, so i dumped him right away!!! and then i was talking to him the other day and he starts apologizing! i was like w/e.... and to top it all off the girl he is going out with has like gone out with every single guy in the gradE!!! ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1683
My friend told me to do this but she was goin on a sort of blind date and he told her that he was takin her to a fancey place. So she put on a nice blouse skirt etc. When the guy came to pick her up he was wherein not so fancy wear(what do u expact hes a guy) anyways the next thing she knew she was at Hooters!!! she dumped him right away. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1682
This isn't more of a bad date as much as it is a bad relationship... Okay well there was this new kid at school and he was in my computer graphics class and I started to have a crush... then he ended up sitting next to me and we ended up going out... 9*19*05... the first day we are going out we go to the park after my cheerleading practice to just talk and hang out and such... first i had to stop at my house that is a little out of the way.. and i asked one of my friends to come with me and him... BAD IDEA... they flirted.. and it REALLY botherd me.. we didn't even hold hands.. but when we got to the park she left and he ended up telling me that his last relationship lasted 4 years.. I meand 4 YEARS!! that kinda scared me a little.. but like... so time goes on and we go to the drive-in a couple of times ect.. and we were a cute couple... EVERYONE said so... so then he ends up flirting with a bunch of girls... and yes by this time he's said i love you and we've kissed ect.. he was a good guy.. walked me to class, was so cute when we were together and man i just want him back.. lol okay well anyways... (lol) he was starting to seem a little iffy.. oh yeah.. did I mention this was the new PRINCIPAL'S SON! yeah... but his dad was cool.. and like.. Then comes homecomming and I cheer at the game and then at halftime the cheerleaders are allowed to go in the stands so I went up to say hi and stuff and he still seemed odd sitting with one of my friends who he flirts with... and like the girl from the very beggining was there too and he was talking to her and I got mad.. and I mean.. man.. it was bad... Ya know when a guy flirts with another girl it makes us girls feel like we're not good enough.. but to go on.. afterwards we went to the dance and he barley danced with me.. and now i knew things were getting weird.. he wouldn't look at me when we dance.. and i was starting to get upset... so afterwards we go out to eat and oh yeah.. at the game he said i love you at the dance he said i love you and.. then after we were done eating... we walked him home at like midnight cuz he lives closer to the pizza place than I do... and he had to leave at 1 to drive 5 hours to get home... so then guess what... he said i love you AGAIN!!! so he said it about 3 or 4 times that night... then guess what the next day when he went home for the weekend he breaks up with me.. OVER INSTANT MESSANGER!!! omg.. and he's like oh it's age, and maturity... and all this crap.. and NOW he likes this girl who is the same age I am.. and i'm still upset cuz we only broke up on 10*08*05.. I am still devistated.. and now my best friend is all HE'S ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT!! MOVE ON!!!. and i was thinking she was being really mean... and she was.. and it made me feel bad.. and what not.. and now I'm still upset.. but yeah.. there's my story... ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1681
Well my boyfriend and his friend thought it would be a good idea to go on a double date. So we did one night we went to a hockey game. well the boys went to go get some pop-corn and then my friend when her boyfriend left with mine came up and sat in my boyfriends seat and we started talking about a few things when this older guy came and sat behind us and was like what do you think of my friend back there and my friend was like well what does he think of us and then the guy was like o he is thinking of yall alright and the guy was like im 21 and my friend was like F.Y.I. we are 14 and he ran off back to his seat! it was so funny! When our boyfriends came back we sat there laughing we were planning on telling them later because they would have gotten so mad and started something well we did and they did get mad, bad idea to tell them right? Yep... well those guys we walking do wn these stairs right in front of us and my boyfriend flicked a dip-and-dots thing over on them and the guy came back up the stairs and threw the thing back at my friend's boyfriend. And we sat there and watched the game. About 20 minutes later the guys that were like 21 came back up and were like do you have a problem with me talking to your girlfriends and our boyfriends were like yea so the guy hocked a lugy and spit it on my boyfriend and they walked off. It was the most exciting date ive been on... ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1680
Hey shmucks well i woz on holiday at this great camping site and I had fancied this boy from the moment I saw him and me and all my cousins and sister became friends with him and his brother and his friends. We started all hanging around together and became good mates. I had got off with a few boys before this so when we played this dice game (where whatever number the dice landed on you had to kiss the boy with that number) I wasn't nervous. But it was dark and I found out afterwards that it was his first kiss (no wonder he was so bad!) and it just went wrong wrong wrong! And it was in front of everyone which made things worse and more humiliating. Fistly he slurped all over me and said what you doin your mouths half open half closed! Then I misjudged and started kissing his chin and he announced it in front of the others and then he started saying i had a small mouth. Well i was really upset and i won't be seeing him again i promise you! - anonymous babe! 15 essex, england ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1679
When I was 11 my BF asked me out to the movies . Well, in the beggining everything was a disaster! before we left the movies he asked me on another date. Well of course i couldent resist so i said yes. we ended up going to eat chinese food.when some fat dude threw orange chicken all over my head! He just started to laugh . I ran out of the room in tears.Ever since that day we never went out again ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1678
In 5th grade this guy I liked asked me out and of course i said yes! About 1 week later our class went on a feild Trip and Dillan (the guy I liked) saw a girl named Trisha (she had a big head) he liked there. Our school and her school got on a bus and he asked for Trisha's phone #! It made me so mad and I cryed ( I WAS IN 5Th GRADE THOUGH) . Later I was talking to him and he felt so bad for me! But I didn't feel bad for him! ~Holly

Bad Date Story #1677
Was in College, and was at home one day when my boyfriend arrived at the back door. He said he wanted to take me for a suprise date, and while I was suprised, I quickly agreed. As we were heading back out to his truck I spotted his male cousin in the passenger side. And so I had to sit mushed between the pair. Then when we arrived out at his farm, he wanted to sit in the back, for some privacy, while his cousin drove. So we got in the back, and then for the next two hundred metres were practically thrown out of the back because the terrain was really rocky and muddy, so mud ended up caked over my outfit. Then we arrived at...nothing. My boyfriend then proceeded to get the fencing (for repairing fences, as I learned over the next three hours) tools and start reparing broken fences along his farm's borders. For three hours. So I sat in the truck,listening to radio static, being eaten alive by mosquitos becuase of the dress I had chosen, sweating because of the heat, while he and his mate repaired fences. That was the date. ~Em

Bad Date Story #1676
OK.... was this guy i liked rite it was my brother best freind and when he came over i used to flirt with him and stuff and my brother used to get really cut and stuff.... yea any way he came over one dai and my brother wasnt home so i said my bro isnt home and he is like nahh i came to see you any way he comes in and he is like i want you to come to this party on friday night with me any way friday night he picks me up we go to the party every one there is at leat 3 years older then me any way he disapears and i cant find him so i just sat down on a couch and started to drink 2 hours later im drunk and off my head he decides to show back up any way we started hooking up and im like i feel sick and i told him to stop kissing me BUT... he didnt listen and he just kept on kissing me so i ended up vomiting all over him then he starts yelling at me telling me i should have moved i just sat there and laughed at him SO he takes me home the next dai when he came over to see me brother he didnt talk to me i tryed to say sorri but he just ignored me and he hasnt taked to me since and that was like 3 monthes ago but in the end it was the worst date eva. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1675
This isn't really a bad date story I guess, but it's funny so I thought I'd send it. It all starts about 3 years ago when I went with my mom to Walmart.... I wasn't feeling that good about myself that night, lacking self-confidence and not feeling attractive at all, but my mom asked me to go with her so I agreed. I would've been around 14 at the time so it was a big deal to me. Well, we were in the grocery part of the store and I kept seeing this guy, so I smiled at him because he looked like he needed a lift. It was just a shy little smile definately not hinting anything....but he must've took it differently. So my mom and I finish our shopping and head out of the store, but for some reason my mom did not come out at the same time I did. So I'm walking with a loaded buggy to our family van and feel someone behind me. So this guy walks right up to me and says.... "I was just wondering if I could have your number or something." Well, I had no clue whatsoever who this guy is so I'm trying to think of a nice way to say no..... when out of my mouth comes "Go ask my mom." "HA! That'll do it," I thought. My mom did not allow me to give my number to guys at the time, so yeah it was dumb to say but it worked! She said no and no problem. So earlier this year (about a week after Valentine's Day) my sister met a new boyfriend and wanted me to meet his adopted brother. I was like feeling crappy because I had just lost a really good guy friend to some slutty chic, so I thought "Live a little." I had never done anything like this before so I didn't know how to act, but I figured I could play it cool anyway. Well, like the day before I go to meet the guy I found out that once while he was at Walmart, he asked a girl for her number and she told him to go ask her mom! Freaky! So, I get to my sister's house and meet the guy (we'll call him Jake), and yep, he's definately the guy I told that to! It was really weird, but kind of neat too. That night as I was leaving, he walked me out to my car and said, "What would you say if I asked you for your phone number now?" I laughed and gave it to him. So Jake became my first "real boyfriend" I guess, and also the first (and only so far) guy I have kissed. And guess where our only kiss was???? Yep, you guessed it! WALMART! So there's my story, I hope I didn't bore ya too badly! ~Ana

Bad Date Story #1674
One time I was with my bf at a halloween carnival of my little sister at her elm. school. and we were helping do the cake walk and they let us go and do what ever we wanted for a break so we went to a first grade classroom (of cousre it was empty!) he started kissing and that turned into a hard-core makeout session! He felt me up and un-buttoned my shirt and my hands were down his pants... and then the teacher Mrs. Daggert came in, she yelled at us for about an hour and kicked us out of the carnival. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1673
So, it was my first time going to the carnival. It was fun but it got much better when I met this totally HOT, CUTE, SEXY guy. I saw him and I said to myself "he is so hot I have to dance with him before I leave". It so happened that we danced, he bought me drinks and hold me tight when the crowd was getting mad and wild. We exchanged # that night and from that the relationship started. One night I was dying to see him, so I told him to meet me at this very popular club which he agreed. When he arrived he was being nice and gentle as usual, we hugged and he bought us drinks. I went to the bathroom and when I got back I saw him downstairs with a girl, I did not know what to think. My friend was there and she saw him, she then asked "isn't that your date downstairs'" I said yes, then she said "do not trust him" I felt really bad, but it did not stop there. He said the girl was his hairdresser, anyways we were dancing and he made a statement that I was not dancing good and I was killing his vibes (maybe I was cause he can really dance) I felt really bad and that statement automatically killed my vibes. We continue dancing when he said he wanted to leave and go to another club. It was like 2:30am, so I said it would be a waste of time and money we started arguing, he made comments like "it is not your money spending , so what you care" we did not say another word to each other until we were ready to leave.That night I ended up at his house, we slept in the same bed and did not even touch each other. In the morning we talked and I fooling around with him, all of a sudden he was upset with me when I told him I was ready to leave. We did not have sex so I guess he was upset about that. He was the first guy who made me felt so bad about myself in one night and I will never forget it. This is my worst date ever, now we do not speak as much. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1672
Me and my boyfriend of almost eight months now decided we would go on a camping trip one weekend. so we got their and we set up our tent with other people that i knew. then later that night it started raining which made me feel stupid for not checking the weather. anyways the first night wasnt too bad but it rained all day the next day and we were cold and wet the whole time with nothing to do. so after trying to go to sleep that night in our tent, it starte leaking getting us all we. so we had to borrow some sleeping bags and at 1 in the morning we walked all the way up the the shower house and slept in there. i felt so bad for dragging him on the trip i started crying. but thank god he was fine about it and we r still together. ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1671
Ok so i have a crush on Justin.He is the hottest boy EVER! I told my friend Michelle to ask him to the dance on Wednesday. He actually said yes! He never even showed up. I totally hate him now and that was two years ago! ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1670
I was waiting at the movies for my date, who had promised to meet me there at 8pm. At 8:15 I was a little worried, and kept glancing at the door, because my guy was really punctual. At 8:45 I was pacing, the movie well and truly had started at my date was nowhere to be seen. At 9 I got fed up and rang for a cab. When I got home I rang up my guy and ranted for the next 5 minutes about how rude it was, my feelings at being stood up, and a couple of threats about such behaviour, and hung up. Then his parents caled back saying he was sorry he couldn't make the date but, earleir that day, he had accidently spilled chemicals on his face and had to get taken to hospital for burns treatment. I was a little skeptical, but felt so bad after that. Later I found out it WAS true and my guy was too out of it by the time the date rolled around he didn't make it! ~Em

Bad Date Story #1669
Ok i went to the high school dance with my new boyfriend....We got good on the dance floor and we slow danced a couple of times. There was this girl named abby and she liked my boyfriend. So me and my friends went to the bathroom to check out hair and put on some mascarra and the next thing you know abby and my boyfriend are slow danceing! I got sooo mad that i took the soda can and spilled it all over my boyfriend. So i yelled at him and said "WERE BREAKING UP!!!!" he was calm about it. So i started crying. I was so upset. Then my friends noticed that My boyfriend was making out with abby! IT WAS THE WORSE DANCE EVER. AND NOW MY OLD BOYFRIEND WANTS TO HOOK UP WITH ME. NO! ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1668
My boyfriend and I had been trying to get one of his friends hooked up with one of my friends. So I thought it would be fun to being my friend, Legasay alog, after all, she don't date very much. She has TONS of "buddys" but no relationships. So my and Legasay wasat my house waiting for My boyfriend and his friends to pick us up, we were going to go shoot pool. Well my boyfriend was a pot smoker, when we got in the car, she lights a joint, I tell him to roll down the windows down or let me out, he refues to do either of them. Well the first thing that made me mad was that he ALWAYS sits next to me, wich means his friends are always in the back seat and I'm up front with him, well not this time, and it upset me. Well hes talking to his friends and Legasay then he is me. Thats another thing that made me mad. When we get there, we always hold hands while walking in the pool hall, not this time, he walked with his friends. He didn't open the door for me. When we got in he flirted with Legasay the whole time. I got up and left, and when I got home he called me and told me that I was being rude. I broke up with him.- ~ Sandra

Bad Date Story #1667
This was the worst date ever. I had liked this guy named Jason forever. He was a grade above me and we had been friends for a while. He finally asked me out and I was so excited. We went to the movies that night for our first date. He paid for my ticket and we had a great time. After the movies, we went outside, and waited for our ride. While we were standing there, he asked me if I was going to give him a kiss. I thought the way he asked was corny, but hey, I really liked this guy. I leaned in for a little peck on the cheek cuz we had only been going out FOR ONE DAY. He comes at my lips like a freaking eagle. He tried to slip his tongue in my mouth. I had never made out before, and wasn't really planning on it anytime soon. I was so shocked he was doing this, I don't even think I opened my mouth. He pretty much made out with my top lip. I was so happy when he stopped. About that time, my dad had driven up and I got into his car as fast a possible. Lets just say we are only friends now. But Jason ruined my first make out session!! DAMN HIM! ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1666
okay, me and my boyfriend are not supposed to be seeing each other because his parents don't know we are going out. So one day he invites me over his house when his parents were out and I said yes and went over. We were sitting on the couch talking when I realized I saw his dad walk by the window. So the two of us ran into his bathroom, as I hid in the shower. My boyfriend opened the rusty window and I ended up climbing out of it and running up his street and into the woods.....never again will I go to his house when his parents are not home. It almost shows just how stupid boys can be...I mean, he forgot his own dad was coming home early...we were so close to getting busted, but it all worked out....I think. ~Kayla

Bad Date Story #1665
well, me and this guy had been talking on the phone for quite a while, and finally we met at a football game...well everything was going fine until one of my supposed to be friends starting flirting with him the whole entire game i couldnt even talk to him b/c she was always flirting, and you knew i liked him you know...well it was at the end of the game and i had to leave b/c i was going with other people...so i gave him a hug and i said i had to go...he was like ok we should go to the movies next weekend or do something tomorrow and he was like ill call you and i was like okay...well turns out that night when he was walking my "friend" was following him and flirting with him...so they started talking and he didnt call me nemore...and they talked twice on the phone for 15 minutes and he asked her out 2day and i told him the bad things that she has done and she is already flirting with other guys when they are going out...and i told him that if you really want to go out with her you better watch out b/c shes gunna find another guy and leave you like that and he was like i trust her and i was like ive known you longer and i know my "friend" and i know her better i know more things about her than you and you prob dont want to know...and it pisses me off b/c she did they exact same thing to my other friend like yesterday...she was flirting with another guy this weekend...so yea it was bad and now i hate my friend ~Anonymous

Bad Date Story #1664
it was my first homecoming ( i was a freshman) and i was so excited.my friends and i were dancing on the dance floor when i saw this boy, lets calll him kyle, we had off hour together, but he was always in the libary doing homework so we really never talked, but don't get me wrong he was mad hott and like the star on the football team. i figured this was my chance to dance with him, so i was like come dance w/ me.... "i don't dance"he told me, oh great!!! well that was the end of that i thought, but we talked for like an hour, and then he decided he wanted to dance, we danced and when he said he couldn't dance he was no liar! but i just kept dancing, cuz he was so hot! so we were together the rest of the night, we cuddled and stuff, the we went to an after party, not much happened their but when i left we kissed, like i felt a princess, the night was perfect! then he texted me early early the next day and asked me out! no duh i said yes, well the friday of that week this hoe bag Kisses him! i was so mad, like i didn't want to believe that he would do something like that to me!! then he was trying to dump me, saying stuff like "we need to talk" and "i don't know", he kept stuttering, i had to go back and cheer for the volleyball game i was at, so he said he would call me later.. suprise suprise he never did, so i called him, yeah that was the last time we talked. ~Anonymous

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