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 Bad Date Story #1623
Well I was coming bac from Mexico and I hadn't seen my bf in like 1 month! sad! tear! Well I had promised my friend i would hook her up with my bf's best friend, Josh, So we have it all planned out and me and my friend Laura are at the movie theatre for like an hour waiting. SOOOO Finally his mom pulls up with them in the car but they were both hella drunk and hella high! Well we walk into the theatre and they spot these group of girls from our skool and they go over there and start flirting w/them! When they come bac they are all like I got a gf and me and my friend were pissed off and they didn't get y! Soo they were like wats wrong and I was all you are dates and you guyz go and get gf's and then My bf goes well i needed a gf and i told him i was going put w/him and he goes oh yea right! SOO the nxt day he calls me and goes wut happened lst night and i told him and he felt soo bad that he three wayed the other gurl and broke up w/her soo now when we ever we go newhere i don'let him leave my side! Well i love him sooo much and now laura is going out with Josh so we go on DOUBLE DATES to the movies every friday! ~Anonymous |
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Bad Date Story #1622
I hade made friends with a couple of boys over the net and we got on really well. After a while we exchanged fone numbers and spoke on the phone alot aswell as over the net. In the end they asked me if i would meet up with them (they were best friends). I'm quite shy and didn't know what to do so i asked my friend what she thought i should do. She'd spoken to one of the boys briefly and had liked him so she told me to agree n she'd come with me. I did as she said but knew that it was a bad idea and that it would be a total disaster. I did try and pull out of it at one point but one of they boys said that he really really wanted to meet me and made me promis i'd go, which i did. Anyway when the day finally came me and my friend were late, then when we got their we didnt know what the boys looked like, when they finally came up n asked us if we were waiting 4 them we were totaaly shoked, one of them was really tall and fit but the other was average height fat n had a really bad spot problem, i felt like turning around and running then but i decided to stick it out. we were going to catch a film so we went to buy are tickets, the boys were given tickets to see one showing of the film while me and my mate were given tickets to see another showing of it, we decided to go to the boys one as it started earlier. In this time we'd hardly exchanged more than a few words and it was really awkward. once we were sat down the chat stoped completly, it was quite obvious that none of us wanted to be there. I spent the whole film whishing i hadnt come and thinking of ways to escape without seeming completly rude. i went to the loo half way through the film and had taken my bad n jacket with me and i seriously felt like just walking out of the cinema there and then but I couldnt leave my mate. I went back in to the film, after tripping over 1 of the boys feet, nearly landing onto of the other one and the slipping on something on the floor i finally sat back in my place feeling totally stupid. as soon as the film was over i told them i didnt feel well and as i was hung over from the night before i looked a bit rough, so my mate said she'd better go with me to make sure i got home alright, they looked a bit upset and hurt so we smiled and said bye, but as soon as we'd walked round the corner we sprinted all the way to the bus stop before colapsing with laughter. I'v never been so embarressed in my life. I have spoken to them since and theres no hard feelings thank god! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1621
Ok it's my birthday and my BEST friend ever decides she'd hold a big party for me! How sweet, right? Well anyways I was driving there with my boyfriend, and when we got to her driveway we were early but when we got inside we were late (we had a little makeout session in the car). So anyways the party's going great, my boyfriend kissing me, my friends talking and laughing with me. Perfect life, eh? My mom told me to call her sometime to tell her how it's going and stuff. So I go in my best friend's parent's room, for a little privacy (and so I can hear my mom on the phone..) and I walk in on my boyfriend and my best friend having SEX! Like, major sex. They didnt even notice when I came in. I ran to my house, started crying and was like that all night. When my boyfriend called the next morning to see why I left early, without him, I said " Oh, because you were to busy doing it with my god damn best friend! " ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1620
Ok so I was head over heels for this guy, lets call him brian, and we were dating for about 2 months..he claimed he was just wild about me! We talked on the phone for at least 2 hours every night and saw eachother outside of school maybe every other day.well one night, halloween, I had convinced my parents that I was going to the lock-in at the school when I was really spending the night at "brians".well he told me his parents didn't care or anything so I went for it.we were in his rooms and things were getting kinda hot and heavy, he was so HOT! I was topless and he managed to get his hands down my pants when his MOM WALKED IN!!! she COMPLETELY ignored the fact that I was in the room at all and just told "brian" that she had his laundry.he was completely fine with the whole thing..i was stunned!!! Then, after that happened, he tried to continue what we were doing so after a while I went along with it and all that.well then he was mentioning something about having sex, I couldn't really understand him at first because he was mumbling.but the second time I heard him loud and clear.I told him no and he got really mad at me and barely said 5 words to me the rest of the night.the whole next week we didn't say anything to eachother.I was really upset and I was coming home from dance practice on that Friday when suddenly I heard some giggling and moaning so I went upstairs and it was coming from my sisters room.then I heard his voice so I flung open the door to find MY SISTER AND HIM HAVING SEX! I was devastated, I caught him redhanded.what a scumbag ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1619
Worst date, more like worst camping experiance. Every year my family goes camping adn last year started off as an amazing year I met so many guys, after being single for over a year I was ready for at least a fling, well this is the biggest fling ever. I hook up with this guy on Saturday an Sunday night, gave him my phone number to call and he does , 2 weeks later I find out that for the 3 days I was talking to him adn making out with him and whatever he didn't even know my name, he ws too drunk, and none of his friends would tell him becasue if he couldn't remember than he didn't diserve to know. Which is true because after a month of talking on the phone he stopped calling me for 3 weeks, when I finally decided to call him and ask whats up, it was becasue he met another girl adn was going out with her and though it unappropriate to keep calling me because he was going out with her.. What a JERK! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1618
My worst date ever was when I 13. This nerdy guy asked me 2 the skool dance! I already had a b/f, but my mom and step dad said I had 2 go wit him. I'm the rebellious type and I told him no. He told my mom which is a teacher @ the skool that I work @ and @ the dance my step dad comes bustin in and makes a huge scene and makes me leave! I haven't heard anything from my b/f since then. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1617
I was at a soccer practice on Tuesday when this guy I'd been crushing on just out of the blue walks up to me and gives me a note. It turns out it was a love note saying how fine he thought I was and how he wanted to "go on a date". Well, I'd known this guy and we were friends for pretty much all the years I'd been crushing on him. That night I called him up and he proceded to talk about wanting to "date me" and everything. I was actually thinking at the time how childish it was of him. Then I just thought 'oh he's just a horny senior boy trying to get me to get with him'. So we talked about where we'd meet. We decided on going to a movie. So that Friday we went to a movie where he was perfectly nice. He paid for everything and was a wonderful gentleman. Then in the middle of the movie he just jumps on top of me and starts like humping me!! I pushed him off of me but somehow he'd gotten me extremely horny by humping me (sick, I know). So I lean down and say "not here" BAD! So we go back to my house where my parent's weren't supposed to be home until the next weekend. We sit down on my bed and start making out. It get's pretty hot n heavy and he takes my shirt and my bra off. I take his pants off and he lays on top of me and everything just happens. Next thing I knew my mom and dad are in my door starting to say they came back early. My mom screamed and my dad threw my date out butt naked!. I never heard from him again. It was totally embarassing especially when the rumors started flowin around!!!!! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1616
Ughh...Well this will definitly be a worst date...EVER...! well there was this guy- well call him Sean. Well I had liked him since I was in 8th grade(10th now) and we ended up being in the same class together (Home Ec- there were 2 rooms one for the 10th graders then and the freshmen then-i was a freshman) and it was kind of like 2 rooms connecting together by a lil room- Anyway both classes ended up cooking on the same day- so when my group was done i went into the lil room to take a nap (wht can i say i was tired!) but he came in and was like wake up..so i did n we started talking (did i forget to say he is like a total babe-like abercrombie model babe) and he was like u should let me take u home sometime n of course i said OK so at the end of the day he came to my locker and asked for my # so i gave him both my cell and home...(it was Friday) so he calls me when he gets home from wrok at like 10 n we talked for 4 hrs straight...and we decided to go to the movies and out to eat on sat. so he picks me up (somehow he asked me to be his g/f in the phone convo...big mistake cuz i said yes) and we go see Honey he tells me that he doesnt make out in movies anymore and i said i didnt either (i did tho) then we went to eat and we decided to walk around Wal Mart for a little bit cuz i didnt want to go home...so then he finally takes me home and we both go back to my room to watch a "movie" well so much for that he put in some disney movie and we got under the covers and started making out like crazy...then he left and said he had to work on sunday n he would call when he got home...so he calls me from his friends house (who also it hott and i had a mad crush on from the time he came to the school...he was new) -(OMG i forgot...he told me he broke up with his g/f for me-never did) anyway so he says that im not really his type and that my best friend at the time was more like his ex...so we broke up...we were fine in stuff in the halls...we would smile at each other and stuff then toward the end of the year he starts talkin to my new best friend (me n the other kind of lost touch) and he told her he did all this stuff with me and was only with me because he herd i was easy!...well i told my friend bout him and she was nice enough to blow him off....Ughh well lets jus say that at least i saved one might have been relationship...but still! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1615
so im dating this guy alex. like half a month. well im known to cheat, if i were a guy, id be the biggest pimp out there. but im also a little shy too when it comes to the whole sex thing. i mean im only 14. so this one time, i decide to go to some play he was in at school. in this point of our relationship, i thought i was "in love" which is a huge word for me. and he said he felt the same, so cool, you know. so i get to this place, and he totally ignores me! im sitting in some stupid class room, as his gay rod friends call me "fat" which i just so happen to not be at all! i was so depressed. well i sit through the boring play, and he for some reason tries talking to me, as if i wasnt pissed at all! i ignore him, and go home. well i find out later that he like broke his fist cuz he punched the wall, cuz i was mad! i was so confused. so i call him up, and hes sorry, so we go out for a while longer. all is good right. well things get boring, and i start cheating, whatever. i end up going out with this guy for 6 months! i finally break up with him for good, after no speaking for a month, and him cheating. (just a little excuse) so like a year passes, and all of a sudden, he "loves" me again, and im beautiful, and perfect. so this little butt head wins my heart over. so im at the movies with him, and he leaves. no words or anything. im too shy to go find him, but after wards, in the lobby, i find him making out with my best friend! im totally heart broken, and he tried to say that i was just seeing things, like im some kind of bimbo. what ever. we're still good friends tho, despite everything thats gone on between us. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1614
I was at my boyfriends house and we were bored so we decided to have some friends over. Well, we had be going out for about 9 months and we hadn't slept together because we both agreed that we were too young. When our friends got there we watched a movie. About half way through he said that he wasn't feeling good and he went in his rom to lay down. I was kind of up set but it didn't bother me too bad. Towards the end of the movie we (there were four of us in the living room when there should have be five, not including my boyfriend), anyway, we all start to here this banging noise coming from down the hall. So we walk down the hall and we soon find that all the noise is coming from my boyfriends room..... his locked room. It was about the same time that I realized that one of my close friends, megan, was also missing. I thought right away what was happening, and when we finally picked the lock, my fears were confirmed. My boyfriend was having sex with one of my best friends!! So much for nnot feeling well. I was so embarassed, and to make things worse, he starts blaming me!!! He said that if I had just had sex with him then none of this would have happened!! And that I was never sappose to find out. He was haveing sex while I was down the hall- what did he think was going to happen?? Needless to say, I broke up with him right then and there, and once my very protective brother found out, my ex got the crap beat out of him. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1613
I had been going out with this guy for 2 years exactly and it was our "2 year anniversary". Well, we decided to go to this really expensive resturant and he ordered the most expensive thing on the menu. When we got the bill, he claimed that he forgot his wallet and so I had to pay for everything ($125 worth of food!) while I only get paid 5 dollars an hour at my work. We went to see the movie "Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" (I love those movies!!!!) when we find out that it's sold out. So we decide on another movie (I forget which one) and he takes HIS WALLET out of his pocket, looks at me, and I see 2 $20 dollar bills in there...and tells me that he doesn't have enough...it's a dollar theater. We see the movie and we start making out and everything. After the movie, he tells me that he's got a special place uptown to go to for our anniversary. Surprise, surprise, he takes me to a motel. A cheap motel. Which is what the $40 was for. He lays me down on the bed and i cave in bc it;s my first time running a home run, and so he puts one hand down my pants and put one hand up my shirt and we start making out and finally he rips off my shirt and pulls down my pants so i'm there in my thong and bra and he pulls down my thong and pulls up my bra. So I was nuder him, naked, while he was still fully clothed. When I tried to pull down his pants, he got off, yelled at me, looked at me naked on the bed, and jumped back on me. Well, this time I got rough. I pulled off his shirt and pulled down his pants and so finally I had a home run. We had wild, rough, loud sex for about 2 hours, when the manager of the motel knocks on the door at about 1 AM ( we were still going at it) because we were being too loud. The manager was a pretty blonde girl, so he jumped off of me and told me that he needed to go talk to the manager about it. Stupid Stupid me, he was gone for 2 1/2 hours when I went to go look for him (yes, I was clothed). He was in the managers office having the same sex as we were just having on the manager's desk. Talking, right. Well, needless to say, I went home and found out a month later that I was pregnant. Lucky me! But 9 months later I had a baby girl and my ex-boyfriend showed up and asked if that was his son. I said "Maybe, maybe not. Was it hard to tell that there was noly one girl in the motel that you got prgnant, because it wasn't me." That shut him up good and I never saw him again. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1612
This isn't the worst of worst dates, apparently you'll agree when your done reading this, but, it was heart breaking and mean. I visit my mom for the summer and she just moved in a new house, these guys came to the house everyday, they were my age, except one was one year younger than me, he was the cutest also. His name was Alex and we flirted and stuff, then one day he asked me out and of course I said yes, so we ate went to a bookstore then saw a movie, of course instead of watching the movie we made out and went home to make-out more, untill I had to go home. It was the best date ever and he knew just what to say and always said he loved me and stuff. We were together for like 2 months and everything was excellant. Everyday he would come to my house and hang, you know stuff like that, then I started hearing things from his friends, like he was at the park and this girl was flirting and flashing him, then kissed him on the cheak. The worst thing about it was he said it was true, then, we'd watch music videos and he'd do that whole, damn she's fine, and it really pissed me off. We made-out and he was trying to have sex with me, but, I didn't want to and told him that a million times as he tried a million times to get me to sleep with him. I kept saying no, so many times. Then the next day he dumped me and called me a hoe and a slut, then said that he never wants to talk to me again. So we didn't talk and he didn't come over. His friends also said he was cheating on me the whole time. Then, like three days later he came over with his friend and was saying hi and stuff to me and I ignored him, but, when his friend would say hi, I'd turn around and say, hi Anthony. I just got so pissed but, I was so heartbroken, now a week later, I want to call him back and be friends but, everyone tells me he's a jerk and I shouldn't. I still love him though and it's hard to let him go, he definatly hurt me and sometimes guys suck like that! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1611
the guy i had liked forever had asked me out! he's rele cute and sweet! and he's a pk!(preacher's kid) well usually pk's are wat u needa watch out for! so i was and we met up at the movies and he andhis friends had decided to see another movie! after me and him decided to see you got served! but he came in after the movie started and made me sit with him and his friends! so i did! and he was holding my hand and my ex was sittin on the other side of me! and of course he was tryin to hold my hand and do stuff wit me! while i was next to my date! of course ppl were rite the pk did absolutly NOTHING!! i figured we would atleast kiss! he didn't even say bye when he left! and my ex of couse threw popcorn all over me! and his drink! and then expected me to talk to him the next day! the pk had told alot of his friends tha he had put his hands down my pants and done other stuff wit me at the movies! and tha made things worse! so now i don't go out at ALL and i stay far away from him as i can ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1610
So it was prom night and i was really nervouse so suddenly i recieved a phonecall and it was my prom date !! he told me to please wait outside that he would go pick me up with his dads 2004 silver lexus !!! , so i did as he said i waited outside ! but time was running and i was waiting one hour past no sign of him i called him but his phone was OFF !! two hours past i called him again still no sign of him !! so I looked for a ride to the prom so i can see if he was there !! but i didnt find one so i went walking i got their but i was going to surprise him to see what he was doing so i peeked through the door and he was dancing with a girl , not only that but the girl was ALL OVER HIM !! so i went home crying and i sat down in my front porch crying !!! and i sat their crying until prom night was over and when it was over my " SUPPOSE " prom date past by in his dads 2004 silver lexus with the girl that was all over him in the prom and they past by but they passed by french kissing OMG i went to my room and said buh bye to the 500 dollar prom dress !! cause i cut it all up !!! and that was my prom nightmare ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1609
Ok....so me and my at the time boyfriend went on a walk through the neighborhood. We got back around to my house and he stops. He leaned into kiss me but I wasnt in the mood...so I took him by the lake to get our minds off it. Then he has a sudden urge to get back to my house....I was kind of suspicious. The back door is locked so I knock on it and then he's like "Just ram it open!". But my mom comes and opens it. Then he says he has to pee.....well then my friend next door comes over....and we talk for about 5 minutes and my boyfriend is still in the bathroom. Me and my friend smell this stench that is like rotten scrambled eggs...then I ask my dad if he cooked something..but it wasn't him. My boyfriend comes out 10 minutes after that and says he has to go home. So me and my friend went to investigate the bathroom to make sure he wasn't "doing something". I walk in and it smells terrible..I switch the light on and there is poop all over the walls and towels and rug.....and e ven some on the sink. He came back over that night saying he slipped in dog crap...yea right. The following Monday at school...I dumped him. -name witheld |
Bad Date Story #1608
Well i was supposed to be going to Red Lobster and a movie with a boy i was dating at the time and he comes to my house to pick me up at around 7:30 and we get ready to leave for the date. The date starts off well, good conversating, good food of course and lots of laughing so I thought just like any other girl would that this was going to be the best date ever. Around 9:30/10:00 we left to go to watch our movie that was not yet decided on. We was really just having fun and going by the moment. In the theatres we go and half way through the mall we run into this young pregnant girl and he says its a friend from middle school that he hasn't seen in a while and he wanted to speak to so we, well he stops. The girl dosen't seem as eagar to see him though. I don't know to this day the exact story but i do know that same night i found out my so called boyfriend was a father to be in 4 months and was still with the girl. How could i not know he had a child on the way. They did indeed go home together, i was smart on that part but i did end up having to call my father to come pick me up and it was so embarrasing explaining the story to him. Since then i haven't had direct contact with my ex but i see his baby momma everyday - we have 3 classes together. The best thing out of this i guess is i still have self esteem and the baby's cute:) ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1607
OnE day i was at my friend's house named Jessica and I really liked her brother and i wasn't sure if he liked me well we were going to this nerd's b-day party and i really didn't want to go but we did.Then when we were walking we saw zach{the kid i liked's name}saw his one friend Gerald and then we went up to him asked if he wanted to go to this kid's party so he follwed us and we went to it.Then he wasn't home so we waited till he got home from getting pizza so when he came home we all went inside up to his room and we played Kingdom hearts then when we were done playing that his mom was gonig to go to the store to buy cigs.Then when we were home alone gerald and Zach kept on flirting with me like they wanted to go out with me and stuff well they both started putting there hands on me but i liked zach so i just stayed with him then Gerald started sitting on me and stuff so then my friend jessica pushed gerald off of me and she put him on her lap he wasnt all that comfortable so then when we left gerald andZach pulled out cigerattes that they stole from his mom and yeah we did leave when is mom came back so then they took one out lit it and Zach asked me if i wanted a smoke i said hell no cuz i had a headache and zach said oh if you smoke this it will make your headache go away im like yeah okay so then gerald offered jessica a smoke and she took it i had the worst day of my life because not only was i going out with him he was asking me if i wanted to smoke eww!!im so glad im over him now/unknown ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1606
My boyfriend in Virginia, Zack Harris, was about 3 years older than me. He was my next door neighbor. We never really "went out" anywhere, but we were dating. Well, the other boys on the street despised me almost as much as I despised them. Now, Zack would invite me into his tree house, and would start making out with me. But everytime his friends came over, he would treat me like they did: Throwing rocks at me, swearing at me for no reason, and his oldest friend, 15, when I was 8, literally tried to cut me on the throat with a pocket knife, and Zack wouldn't care, then apologize later. Well, I got tired of it, so I broke up with him. Then I moved to Massachusetts. Well, their, this boy in my fifth grade class who was new to the school,(I started fourth grade in Ma., so I had already been there a year,) played trumpet in the school band. I played flute. Well, he started flirting with me, hitting on me, and everything. I was just starting to feel better when he started ditching me, and then claiming he hated me, because I hung out with a girl he didn't like. (He told me that in sixth grade, but I knew he was lying!) In sixth grade, I even asked him out, and he declined, because of my friend. Whatever. After that, I've had my heart broken so many times, I'm literally immune to it. It doesn't bother me. I trully don't care anymore. I'm sick of males. I'll start seventh grade in a month in a half. (I moved back to Virginia, but not near Zack!) I don't know what to do anymore. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1605
I had been digging this guy for a while because he helped me get over a different dude. Our church was going to a movie and even though I didn't like the church members, I invited the guy. I waited outside the theatre for 20 minutes befor he got there. I'll just say the movie made me nausious but he was eating through the whole thing! I had had all these daydreams about us holding hands but he kept his hands in his pocket the whole time! Did I mention we saw the same guy he helped me get over? On the way to a party afterwords he was throwing candy at me. And flirting with everyone else. He was shy and overall I was severly disappointed in his maturity level. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1604
Alright heres what happend...i was with this girl for about 2 months and we were gettin pretty into each other yet we hadnt gone past making out...well we went to homecoming and afterwards we decided to take the next step and finally have sex...well we were in the middle of the parking lot in the back of my corvette...i had gotten her down to her panties and i went to take those off....and suddenly the door bursts open and HER BOYFRIEND SHE HAD BEEN CHEATING ON WITH ME lifted me outta the car! (i didnt know about this until the next day so the guy liftin me was kinda a mystery) and then he proceeded to punch me in the face repeatedly until like outta nowhere he fell right in front of me...lol a cupl of my friends who lived near the school were in their windows with paintball guns tryin to shoot this guy for the past 10 minutes but they had really bad aim til one of em caught the guy in the spine lol...needless to say the girl ran when the guy picked me outta the car...that had to be the worst night of my life lol ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1603
well ive always liked this lad from my school in the year above me, but thought he'd never even look at me! anywayz it was a friday at school and i did my usual routine of taking the long trip round school to go to the toilet (just so i could walk past his class) i walks past and he actuallly smiled and winked at me! that night my mates came to mine and we had a brill sleepover and a curry that made me feel ill afterwards! (spent most the night in the loo!) well my mob rang on a with held number and i said 'hello' and it was the chris - the lad i adore from my school! he asks me to to meet him at the local swimming baths the next day. so i said yeah- obviously! my best mate had give him my number! anywayz Saturday arrives and i am feeling terribly sick, with the poos! (the curry) but i couldn't put it off in case there wouldn't be another chance!! me and my mate go to the swimming baths, were messin round for a bit and he comes over (wat a body!!) my mate swam off and me and chris went to the jacuzzi area. We got chatting and i could feel that i needed a fart, i was trying to hold it in when my mate was behind my man pullin faces wen i started laughing my head off and let out the hugest fart!! loadsa bubbles came up the water and my crush looked disgusted, to make matters worse, i was laughing that much that well, ahem, i peed myself! my crush swam off and i fealt like an idiot! he hasn't smiled or winked at me since! also his mates call me 'fartypisser!' ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1602
so i had been in love with this guy for a couple yrs. well we went out one yr. and the next yr . i had almost every class withhim at school. i tried to get his attention alot and most of the time idid and we would meet places and hang out and m/o and stuff. well towards the end of the school yr i really wanted to ya know date this guy again and so i figured maybe if i go out with another guy that i had been good friends with and he liked me maybe he would be jealous or notice me b/c i wouldnt make out with him anymore . well it ends up the week after spring break when we just start going out . this guy that ive liked forever is not at school the day we come back from spring break and its the first day me and my friend started dating. well .. i find out that the guy that i really liked dad diedhat day. and i uldnt talk to my bf. well i of coarse i go to his dads funeral and im the only gurl there from school. well the next few days at school me and him become really close and start to like eachother more. well i didnt want to break up with the other guy b/c i didnt want him to think i was breaking up with this guy b.c i felt sorry for him., so i didnt and the all the sudden summer is already starting and i ended up breaking up with thi guy a couple weeks after summer started and me and my "dream" guy still talk sometimes . but we drifted apart ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1601
I had just got out of the shower when someone knocked on my front door. I assumed that it was my mother because she was supposed to come over. So I just wrapped a towel around me. Well I was shocked because when I answered the door it was my neighbor who I have liked for about a year. Anyways, he was cutting grass and got thirsty and he didnt have anything to drink at his house so he asked me for a can of pop. I invited him in and went into the kitchen and he followed. We started talking as I opened the refridgerator door. We were too busy talking that when I shut the door I didn't know my towel was shut in it. When I walked away my towel fell off. I ran into the bathroom and slammed the door. When I was getting dressed he knocked on the bathroom door and asked me out. I was sceptical but i liked him alot so i said ya and finished getting dressed and walked him to the door. We started talking again and i asked him when he wanted to go out and he said what are you talking about? I never asked you out!! I was so embarrased but i said "you asked me when i was changing!!" he just looked at me confused and stunned and said i didnt ask you if you wanted to go out i asked you if you wanted me to leave now. Then he looked at me and said "well i dont have any plans tonight anyways so do you want to do something??" I was so relived and i asked him if we could go bowling and he was like ok. So we got to the bowling alley and we got our shoes and balls and we were getting ready to start a game when we seen these two older people making out. He started making fun of them, and i joined in too because it was kinda disturbing. The alley was really dark because they were having electrical problems, anyways we started our game and the two older people got up and started walking our way. Then all of a sudden the older woman came over to me and said "hi hunni, i didnt relize you had a date tonight. This is my boss from work, im sorry you didnt get to meet him earlier i think you were in the shower when we stopped by." Turns out it was my mom and her much much older boss. She acted like we didnt even see her sucking face! Thrn my so-called date walked me out to my car and said i had fun but your moms a freak. the next day at school he told everyone my mom was kissing a grandpa. That was tho most mortifying experience of my life. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1600
There was this boy in my grade and I didn't really like him, I barely payed any attention to him. One day, one of my friends came up to me and said I was going out with him! I didn't know what to do!! But later on I found out that he really Really liked me!! He asked for my picture, he wrote me notes all the time. He bugged me all the time!!! I didn't want to go out with him, but I didn't want to break his heart. I just didn't know what what to do! One day, he wrote me a note saying that he wanted to kiss me!!! By that time, all I could think was "I dont kiss this guy!! What if gives me a bad reputation?!?" Everyday him and a friend would meet me after school. His friend would say stupid things like, "David likes you", and "David wants to kiss you". It embarrasses me sooo much!!! Practically our whole grade knew that me and David were going out by that time. Some people would tease me by saying "Your going out with David", and stuff like that! I hated it! As you know, David still wanted to kiss me, and one day, him and his friend met me after school. David took me around the side of the school, just so it was me and him. Then all of a sudden, he reached over and kissed me!!!!! (EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!) By the next day, everybody in the school (well, atleast our grade) knew that me and David kissed - eventhough he really kissed me! And it was like living in hell. Eventually, summer came and I dumped David. He called me back a few times and said things like why'd you dump me or things like that. And till this day, that stupid kiss still haunts me!!! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1599
well it's this first time ive been to my bf's *lets call him tom* house, and everything is goin gr8! did parent duty (hello, how are you, etc etc) and so we went upstairs for a bit of 'together' time, and everything was goin gr8! he woz totally amazing -if you get me- and so there we are under the covers, clothes in a pile on the floor, and we hear footsteps coming up the stairs. he quickly scurries out of bed totally naked with a seriously huge hard-on. then we hear "Tom, Toooooom!" from outside the door, he shouted out one minute mum! but too late, way too late, in walks his mum. he crouched down in a lame attemp to cover the nakedness and i woz under the covers thanking god that there woz no way she'd know i woznt full clothed! until in dismay i look down on the floor and there laying in a nice pile on the floor is all my clothes, and on top lying ceremoniously is my kinkiest red thong! she jus stood there with a VERY unhappi look and VERY unhappi tone in her voice and asked me if i wanted peas with my dinner! i said yes tryin 2 surpress my giggles and wen she walked out the door she left the door wiiiiide open, what a hint! and then we hear TOM GET DOWN HERE NOW! from his dad hu had been told the news, and he was taking outside for a serious shouting lesson, saying under no circumstances would they tolerate underage sex in their house, wen tom came up and told me i was like what no way they think we were havin sex on our second date! well the pain wasnt over.........i had 2 sit at the dinner table with his rents giving me the phattest evils ever, and i have never been so uncomfortable in all my life! then wen i go home she woz apparently sayin i must b a slag and wouldnt believe him no matter how much he insisted that we werent in fact having sex! we r still dating but its taking me 6 months 2 get his dad 2 even say hello 2 me, and no im not joking! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1598
Ok,so I met this guy named Sam on the first day of 6th grade. I had a huge crush on him, and he knew I did so he asked me out. A couple of days later he asked me to the school dance,but he said he didnt really want to go with me, so I was like ok w/e. Then a day after that my best friend who rides his bus tells me that Sam said he was never really going out with me. I asked him if it was true and he said...who are you? I was so pissed i couldnt take it so i was like oh you dont know who your talking to right now? ITS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. I never wanted to talk to him again, and 2 years later I find out that he still likes me. Hes a jerk, and everyone knows it ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1597
well i was on the fone with one of my crushes and then he started telling how muched me like me and stuff and he wanted to go on a date with me so we went to the movies the next day and i didnt want my dad to know beacause im really not allowed to date so when we got there my dad and some of his friends were there and he started talking to me in a different language he was yelling at me telling me that he wanted me to go home and i was grounded coz i didnt tell him where i was going i was so embarassed and my date was like (this is so weird)..well at school he told his all friends about it and they made fun of me everyday and i got so embarassed i hated him for the rest of my freshman year ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1596
my date came to pick me up. he was in a red prosh....neways. he got out of his and came to the door. i was looking through the peek hole. i guess he was expecting a kiss b/c he like sprayed his mouth with that nasty mouth spray..he rang the door bell. it took me like 5 minutes to open the door. after all this is my first date with the guy. i opened the door he was wearing khakis and a red flannel shirt with a white short underneath..i felt bad b/c i was wearing a red mini skirt and a white tank top. we got to the resturant. we went to morbid's. i went to order my drink and he just like intrupted. then i was looking at him like oh what a gentle men. then i ordered my drink. as she was giving me m drink he went to grab the salt shaker from some reason and the drink just split all over me. i was so embarassed. everyon was looking at us. i just screamed my head off and ran out crying.... ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1595
Alright so Im a guy and much older but I have one to rank on all those girls out there who find men slime. I usually dont meet women on the net but in pure desperation I decieded to go for it, twice with two women. The first one was ok looking from far away, but you know what the closer I got to her the more i noticed an obscene amount of facial hair. I thought ok, im not one to judge off of looks. This girl looked pretty conservative and all but then at dinner she started telling me how she likes to peirce herself in uncommon area's. Yeah hows that for a nut bar! She then started to tell me that she likes to date, you know like some people like to watch TV, she likes to sleep around, ALOT! So yeah that was that. After that failure of a date I met another nice girl told me she was good looking and smart and beautiful and all. First off I had to meet this chick outside on a street corner because her boyfriend was at home asleep and she didnt want me walking in. I dont know why, im a decent sized white guy, but you know her body builder black boyfriend could tear me apart. I think when she got in my truck, she blew my passenger side shocks because she was large and in charge. But yet I was not going to be mean and all. Then she told me how she gets beat by her b/f and tried to give me head and I pretty much just kinda stopped her and reffered her to a councelor and left. Thats all I got. Im not gonna go on anymore net dates or am I? ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1594
I was dating a guy named chris, he was pretty cool. His parents didnt think e was old enough for a girl so when we set up a date he showed up late. The movie we wanted to see had started 10 minutes ago. So we ended up seeing the grudge. I don't do well in scary movies so i was paraniod the whole time. 20 minutes (in the scaryest part of the movie) before the end he gets a call his dad is yellin on the other line and he walks out and feels horrible i offered to walk him out but he said enjoy the movie and im think "yea". ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1593
the worst date i ever had was when i went to the movies with my boyfriend his mom and dad came too. then he punched me on accident while getting whatever fell on the floor. he also was wearing the dorkiest outfit ever and all my friends were there he made such a dork of himself when he spilled his drink on himself it was the most embarrassing date ever ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1592
It all started good...i met this guy at a party, he didnt speak much english, but i didnt mind cause i spoke fluent spanish and so did he. We exchange numbers and the following saturday he was suppose to pick me up so we can go to the movies. He was almost an hour late, he came up with this lame excuse (so i thought it was) that his dad had the car and didnt come home so he had to call a friend to pick him up and drop us off...whatever, so he's hot and we hit it off like crazy, we got into the late flick but didnt watch the movie (if you know what i mean), we were walking outside the theatre when his friend speeds up and tells Javier (my date) that his dad was getting deported back to mexico!! I told him to go and that i would get a ride with a friend. Last thing i heard about him is that he had to go back to Mexico too... we never said goodbye. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1591
The absolute worst date i have ever been on started on the day my clueless friend said that this super ugly guy wanted to go out with me. she basically forced me to go out with him so i had to spend the last day of school with him and my crush was about to leave the school 4ever and the fugly guy was all over me so my crush tried to help me by saying he would go out with me but im not a poser so i couldn't. needless to say it ended that day and my crush got pissed at me. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1590
this isn't really a date but ok listen to this one. I had been dating with my girlfriend for six months. She's got an amazing body, she's mature, and she has a great personality on top of all that. On the day of our six month anniversary she calls me over to her house after school. We're just chilling out in her bedroom and then things get pretty heavy. Well needless to say 16 minutes later her mom walks in me and her, and we were in a pretty comfortable position.The mom was ok with it after a few weeks and she told me a story about her-all which was freckin' scary. To this day me and my girlfriend are still dating but now, we lock the door. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1589
One time I was on this date. . .the most popular guy in school asked me out.he is so hott!!!!! we were suposed 2 go 2 the the movies. but he decided we should go 2 a party instead. so we did. the party was full of his loser friends. we sat down on the couch( it was a small couch ). first he kissed me( it turned into a make out session ). we all know where it was goin. another girl walked in, came over 2 me and shoved me off the couch. then she started screaming at him. it turns out that he had like 3 other girlfriends. me and the other girl took turns slaping him, and we walked out and became best friends. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1588
i was dating my boyfriend for like 8 months and i was at his house one night and i was bored and so i look over his bed and well my butt was in his face and he was playing videogames. Well out of nowhere, I FART in his face!! My face was so red and he turn around and was like " um did u just fart in my face?" i wanted to cry but he just laughed and we dated for a year. After we broke up and he came over to talk, well i was getting up and i fart. he said " jeez maybe u should get that checked" ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1587
Well, I had been going out with my boyfriend for two day and we then planed to go to this play to one of the high schools near by to see Frankenstein. Anyway we were holding hands and all but the next thing I knew was that he was all on me trying to kiss me and it was the most unsettled thing ever cause I hadn't expected a thing. I guess he felt the same way cause he then broke up with me three day after saying that he felt unsettled about our relationship. I guess he should have warned me before. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1586
okay, i had gone out with this guy in 6th grade, lets call him brad... well i really liked brad, but after a few weeks we broke up because his brother said he could do better. in 7th grade we still liked eachother and decided to go out again... we went out for a few months, and at the semi formal he wanted to kiss me, but i was nervous. how ever i said i would after the song we were dancing to, but just when i was going to kiss him, HIS BROTHER WALKED IN... so that was just out the window. about a week after that we went to a movie, 'wrongturn' my sister and her boyfriend went with us, and i didn't mind too much. me and brad were sitting there and the movie was supposed to be scary, i thought it was stupid, but it scared the hell out of brad, he couldn't even look at the screen, he kept looking over at me and he had his hands crossed over his chest, trying not to be scared. well finally i grabbed his hand and held it for a while, i really wanted to kiss him but he was being so scared. on the way back home, my sister and her boyfriend were going to stop at a store, i figured it would be the perfect time to kiss brad because we would be alone. turns out the store is closed. so we bring brad home, and about a week later, he is completly ignoring me, and ends up breaking up with me through a note that made me cry infront of everyone... he said he didn't want to hurt me, thats why he wrote the note, come to find out, the reason why he dumped me was because he had the hots for my bestfriend, she turned him down because he was an ass. now everyone thinks he is gay.... ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1585
I met this guy at a coffee shop; he worked for the private security at the shopping center it was in. We talked for a bit and he asked me out, and we went to a little Italian restaurant in the same center. The food was great, but I fractured my elbow about a month beforehand, and was having weird reactions to Vicodin withdrawal. Once we got outside I started to feel really sick to my stomach so I lit up a cigarette because it's helped me feel better before. Not this time. I sort of dry heave into my mouth, and he sees this and asks if I want to sit down and I do. I said I wasn't feeling too good, and a few seconds later I get up, walk over to a trash can, and puke all over it. He didn't really seem to mind then, or the other two occasions he saw me throw up, but (long story short) I decided he was so narcissistic he could date himself and he didn't need me around. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1584
i was in the 9th grade and my boyfriend Bob* and my friend Amber* came over to my house to hang out a little bit before we where due at church for a lock-in bible study. well my boyfriend wasnt that much of a christian and the only reason he wanted to "hang out" was that hopefully it was with his "wang out". well since no one was home except for us he pinned me down on the living room floor and started to tickle me. he was starting to hurt me so i flipped it around to where i was on top so that i could get some leverage but that was very short lived because he reversed it an was back on top. i manuevered my legs around him so that they were locked around his back. i began to squeeze him with everything i had in me because he just had that look in his eye that he wanted something that i wasnt ready to give him. anyways i crushed in tighter and tighter until then he threw up all over my face, chest and stomache. YUM!!! then i threw him off of me and ran to the laundry room to change clothes i came back with the pukey clothes and threw them in his face and said "i dare you to try some s**t like that again! i can handle myself but obviously you cant even control your d**n gag reflexes" i knew i could have broke that boy in half but it was so much more gratifiying to see the humiliation upon his face that monday morning at school when i told all of his little "groupies" what had went down. ~Anonymous |
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