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 Bad Date Story #1583
i was with this guy for about 2months. we decided to go to a fair near by. My Family went to pick him up and i looked pretty,he looked alright but not the best. So we get there and right away he sees all his friends(which cant stand me for some reason) so he starts talking to all of them and im standing there looking clueless. After awhile we were walking by the back of it to go n make out or what ever. He looked at me and said that hes gonna take me shoppin cuz he didnt like my cloths. I was just surprised and like whatever. So we start making out by some truck thingy and some guy yells at us to leave. He had such bad breath and i wanted to cry so he got a mint but it didnt help much. Then we walked around some more and it was okay...he kept huging all these gurls in front of me(which i later found out one was his ex gf which he cheated on me with) and his friends want him to fight...oh bad idea. My family was still at the fair and he was gonna fight. So i left him n looked for my mom. Later on i found out that Mi friend was coming and her bf took me n her to her house so i could stay the night there..it just sucked,very badely! ~Anonymous |
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Bad Date Story #1582
See you hear all sorts of Laurel and Hardy slapstick comedy dates on here, and have you noticed there always from girls, well here's mine it isn't Laurel and Hardy and it's not from a girl! But it was one seriously crap date. I've been seeing a girl on and off for four years now and about a year ago I took her to the pictures, some of our other mates went too, we weren't officially going out at the time so i ask her if we can give it another go, she starts sayin she aint sure blah blah, but then she sits on my knee and cuddles me and we hold hands and watch the end of the movie. So I think everything's fine, till were walkin out of the cinema to the bus stop her and my mate (I wont say best mate because he isn't anymore lol) were walkin slower and were over the other side of the road so as we start to wait for them me and my mates see her tonguing his face off, great it really topped off our date! Anonymous! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1581
Ok well, I dropped out of college last year to get a job because I hated school. I got a job at Limited and I met this great guy who was soooooo cute. we worked after the mall closed, you know to arrange the clothes and put the price tags on, well one day we were the only two cause everyone else, only the other two, were on a break. He asked me out for dinner cause he lives alone. my parents didn't know about him but I couldn't hide it from my sister, I had to tell someone, so I told her that we've been meeting for a while. I wrote it all in my diary which I didn't lock cause I didn't think anyone would look in my drawers. My little brat cousins came over and they found my diary and read everything and they told my parents while I was on a date with Avant. It was Valentine's Day and we were at the club. Both of us were cool about being boyfriend and girlfriend until one day a at work a new girl came, Riana. the next day we were supposed to have a candlelight dinner at his house but he dumped me to go out with Riana, the most snobbiest girl I had ever seen. He said she was so much more prettier than me. I got so mad that they left to have their own candlelight dinner at Avant's house and he dumped me, I mean ME?!!!!! How dare he I thought. The next day was Sunday and at work when we had lunch break I dropped sauce all over Riana and she quit, I was soooo HAPPY! I never talked to that stupid Avant again. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1580
my worst date ever was when my best friend set me up for a blind date. my dad said I had to be home by 11. when he came to my door he was wearing high pants and a star trek tee. I thought "you know I don't care as long as he is nice........." as we walked out form the door there was no car and He said he has two bus passes. we walked to the bus stop and had to sit in sepparate seats because it was so crowded. we got out at a bus stop and walked all the way to a fast food restaraunt, He said he didn't have enough money to have us each have a full meal, we ordered off the dollar menu and I got a yogart and curly fries and he got a small burger and a drink. he walked me all the way home and smiled. it was only 6:45. I never saw or heard from him again....gladly. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1579
Ok, me and my best friend Kati were at the mall looking for Kati a pair of basketball shoes. We went into foot locker and she found come she liked. After she tried them on, I told her that the shoelaces didn't look right, so I bought her some different ones. After we goy out of there, she wanted to see how long they were and told me to open them for her, so I did. After I held them out to show her, she said, "Why is there two?". I was like, huh, if there is two shoes, why WOULD you need two shoelaces? I told everyone at school the next day and now everyone calls her shoelace!!! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1578
One time I was with this guy who was extremely hot. My "friends" told me that he was perfectly responsible and nice. So they set me up with him. I was so excited. When we got to the resteraunt he starting to french kiss me. I got really freaked out since it was only our first date. I tried to pull away but he held onto my arms and slammed me back into the car. When we got back into the car I started to scream at him. Then he said that my friends told him that the only reason i wanted to go out with him was to have my first french kiss. I screamed and said it wasnt true but he didnt belive me. The next day I yelled at my friends and to this day I am still not friends with them anymore. We were both 16 when he did that. Now i am 21. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1577
I was going to the movies with my boyfriend Rob, who I had only been dating for a couple of weeks. When he came to pick me up he was so sweet about everything he even brought me flowers, they were beautiful and smelled fabulous. I went into the kitchen to put them in some water and when I came out, I couldn't believe what I saw. Rob who happens to be allergic to dogs, was being slobbered all over by my choc. lab puppy! His eyes and throat swelled up so bad, that he started to have trouble breathing and had to go home right away. I felt horrible, since I had asked my little brother to make sure the dog was outside when Rob came over. Later that night, Rob called me from his cell phone, and told me he was at the hospital, my mom rushed me over to see him, I almost died when I saw him laying in bed, he looked so sick, I started to cry, and his mother just gave me the most evil look ever. It all got better when he told me he would face a million dogs for me, he was so sweet about the whole thing and was not mad at all. He actually thought it was kind of funny...it's been 2 years and we're still together. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1576
I went to the movies with a group of my friends (we normaly go to someones house but we wanted to do something different) it was me my girl friend and 3 of my guy friends one i had actully gone out with eairlier that year i still liked and i was soo upset when he didnt sit by me were not very good at sitting still so he sat by me lol and so he starts hitting on me at first it was just a joke like he licked my ear cuz someone told him to and then it got like more real he was touching my butt he had his hand on my leg and adventully in between my legs! then he grabed my hand and he started playing footsie so far it sounds good but then the nights over and we have a party at my hosue the next day and one of the boys came in a scream outfit and we were scaring the freaks out of people mostly me and my friend well the guy i liked grabed my hand and was holding and like rubing my arm... they next day he goes and tells me he'll never like me and ask for help with one of my friends who his friend has liked for a long time! i now find out he really did like me and i was heart broken! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1575
It was my 21st birthday & I had just ended a relationship of 11 months, so I was eager to get a little crazy. I went to a bar with this new guy I was seeing & a few friends & proceeded to get wasted. At the end of the night, my date drove me home. I was so drunk, I had no idea I was in my driveway. I started fooling around with my date in the backseat. We must have been out there for a while, because my dad started flicking the porch light on & off & calling my cell phone. I didn't pick up on it because I was so inebriated, so I didn't stop. Well..... my mom was getting pissed so my dad finally came outside. I heard a slam on the window & saw his sillouette standing there, furious. He opened the car door, yelled at my date & made me go in the house, bra around my neck & pants falling down. He told me later he stood there watching us fool around for like 20 seconds before he had to knock on the window. Needless to say, I'm not allowed to see that guy anymore. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1574
This was a horrible week! Not only was the date bad but just... ugh this week wasn't good. So, I just moved to CA and have like no friends and am living with my Grandma. And my GRANDMA gives out her phone number to every guy AND girl she sees on the street!!! Telling them that her cute granddaughter is desperately looking for friends and anyone will do. so a buncha weird kids call for me... and when i get to school kids are ALREADY talking about me even though i had never been there b4 cuz my grandma gave them my full name as well as a picture.. so there was this assembly right? and i see this oober cute boy and strategically sat next to him. we started to talk and he agreed to go to a movie with me.. so i'm all psyched and got dressed in my favorite outfit.. and the movie was great.. so was dinner.. everything went great.. until the end of the night when we kissed and he said "you grandma said you really needed friends but i never thought you'd want a friend like me." and i'm thinking a boyfriend... so i just flirted some more and kissed him again.. when i spill a drink in his lap and think "hmm... here's a chance to show him i REALLY like him" so i tell him i'm sorry and try to dab the drink off his lap and come to find he had no penis!!!! i let out a scream and ran home (my house wasn't far from the place we went). the next day at school i was known as that girls lebian bitch who asked her grandma to ask people out for her.. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1573
it was my first date..my b/f brought one of his friends and i brought 2...i was sitting there with him and his friend and i went to find my friends..i tell them where my bf and his friend r sitting and go to the bathroom...when i get bak to the movie i c that my friend is sitting in my seat flirting with my b/f..i got kinda poed bc im the jealous type..i asked her to move and she wouldn't so i poured popcorn on her head until she moved...me and my bf started holding hands..which wasn't really embarrasing...but...near the end of the movie...3 of his friends walked in...they had seen my bf's sis and asked her wat movie we were in...(which was Hidalgo)..and it wouldn't have been so bad about the 3 friend cummin in...if i didn't think that one of them was sooooo hot!one of the other friends is goth tho and im like terrified of him bc he threatened to kill me b4...but my b/f knew all about me liking his friend..bc..we were good friends b4 we started going out..and i told him how hot his friend was...but his friend stopped rite in front of me..and i got soo embarrassed that me and my friends ran outta the movie(im to scared to talk to my bf's friend)..thank god my bf understood..but he still comments on it sumtimes..and im really happy that we're still together...but its still hard for me to face his friend ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1572
I had been friends with this girl for ages, and suddenly out of the blue she asks me out. I was totally freaked out, as I had never even considered anything of that sort with her...she was just a good friends. Anyway after a couple of weeks of me getting used to the idea, I decided to go on a date with her. We had seen each other for a bit the night before, and it was nice. So I went over to her house, and we were on her bed, kissing, and it was really nice. We were going to stay there, but decided we should go to the pub. So we went to the pub, had lots of beer, and I was really enjoying myself, holding her hand, which is something that I don't do unless I am really comfortable with someone. We went back to her house, and it was good for a while, but then she decides to tell me that I remind her too much of her ex, and a better time in her life, and I am a bit young for her (I was 19, she was 24), and so ends it. I had to stay the night at her house as I didn't want to pay for a cab home. It was akward to say the least. In the morning I was getting ready for work, and she has the nerve to ask me for some money. I gave it to her, and played it cool, but work was really strange and we didn't talk for ages. I just felt so lead on, as it took me weeks to warm to the idea of us seeing each other, then straight away she changes her mind. What's worse, is a few months later, we tried again. And after a few weeks this time, it happened again. So I said we would never be friends, but she changed her mind. It went on for a bit longer, but then she wants to know why I seem to be a bit distant from the realationship. I went on holidays with some friends for a while, and when I came back I was happier than I had been in a long time, so that was the end of that. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1571
i love to date. my friend meets this hot guy at the gym.. and he has a hot friend she wants me to meet.. so i agree. ( thinking this might be the last one cuz im moving for college). we meet at my friends house b4 going to the county fair. the guys decide they want to get drunk b4 we go. well, im a rare breed: a girl who can drink like a guy :). so... i show them an awesome way to mix vodka so u cant taste the alcohol. well.. we go to the fair drunk... and it staarts to wear off half way through. well, i love flamingos... and they ahve this huge one.. well.. my date decides its ok to try and touch me.. and not win me a flamingo...whatever... so i win one myself. well... then we leave.. and go to one of the guys' friends party. ok... now... my buzz is gone. and there are stingy w/ alcohol drunk ppl there. so i decide to stay in the car after an hr of hanging out sober. well.. all the guys follow me. we have about 5 ppl in the backseat alone. well.. all these guys are trying to grope me n crap... so im like.. back the freak off! and i slap 2. well.. the guy im on "the date " weith.. isnt helping me at all. that night i get 400$ stolen from me (i just cashed my check and didnt get to put any of it away yet)... and the guy gets me # w/ out a kiss.. so he never calls me again... o!.. but he gives it to one of the gropers at the party.. and lets just say...we dont talk on a regular basis. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1570
Ok so my best friend her Boyfriend my boyfriend and I all went to the movies and it was a horrible movie we all thought so. So we were all yelling and being annoying it was really fun. Well I had made-out with my boyfriend a bunch of times and so I figured he wouldn't mind so I went to make the first move but I was a little nervous and I went the wrong way and started making out the my best friends boyfriend instead. Well my boyfriend started laughing saying OMG great Joke and we all started laughing and he forgave me and we have been going out for 3 years now and my friend forgave me to but my friends boyfriend keeps asking to do it again for real because he really liked it. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1569
Okay, so this wasn't actually a date...it was more like a "I need someone to go to Prom with, and you're the last pick of the bunch" kinda thing. Anyway, the guy that I was going to Prom with was really really weird. He would come up to me at break/passing between classes & not say anything, just stand next to me! It was so awkward! I began to get really annoyed with his actions, since they continued to occur the entire week before Prom. Great, now I'm annoyed with my date, and it's not even Prom night yet, how am I gonna handle this!? As it gets closer to Prom, my Calculus class decides to share their "horror driving stories" & all the guys decide to share his bad driving skills! I mean, some of the worst drivers in that class wouldn't even ride with him! Fan-freakin-tastic! So he gets wind of the storytelling going on and asks me if I'd be more comfortable driving...well DUH! So that took care of that. Later that night he wants to discuss what we're doing for Prom, and I ask him what he would like to do, & he tells me "I don't know...I'm have no clue when it comes to this. I'm really sorry, I just don't know." What the heck is up with this kid! Have some kind of a spine & help make some plans...or at least act like you know what you're doing! Agh! So I make all the plans and yadda yadda yadda. Its Prom night now, I pick him up and we go to dinner at a friend's house. Well, that goes pretty well, no complaints there. But then we leave to go to the actual dance...and we get lost! I wasn't totally sure where the place was, and I accidentally passed it, not even knowing it! So we're driving miles out of our way, when I realize, OMG..we're way past where it was supposed to be. Thats when he decides to tell me that he thought he saw it way back when, & didnt say a word! AGH! So then he tells me...the one who's driving mind you...that I should call someone! What nerve! So I get on the phone, & then so does he. Why do two of us need to be on the phone? So as I'm talkin to my dad, he starts tryin to talk to me. Ugh...just one more thing thats gonna annoy me! So I told him to HOLD ON, if I made the call, I was gonna get directions from someone who actually knew something! So we head back in the direction we're supposed to be going, & don't we pass it again? He tells me, THATS IT...after we freakin pass it a second time! Oh goodness... this is partially my fault, can't blame everything on the poor guy...but still! Then, the night is pretty good....I hang out with my friends & dance with him when I have to (he did pay for a lot, so I can't just ditch him, thats soooo messed up) and blah blah blah. Then, we head for home...and dont we get lost a third time? Yes, ladies & gentlemen, we did get lost AGAIN! I guess it wasnt the most horrible date ever (because I've read some that are totally sucky!), but it was definitely MY most horrible date!!! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1568
When i was a freshman in high school my friend tiffany hooked me up with this really nice guy that was kind of a nerd but even though he looked like a hanson brother i still decided to give him a chance. the only thing is we never really got an ultimate first date he annoyed the hell outta me too much to even think about dating. While on the phone he would constantly talk about his friends and totally interrupt me and i don't even talk that much! Then to top it off his main subject of conversation was about building his grandmothers cabinets in intimate detail mind you he was going by measurements and all making me get an almost authentic physical visual of what these things looked like. It was so horrendous. And the last horrible thing was by the time I became a junior and he had cut his hair and gotten rid of his glasses(he had such a small head) people in my grade actually considered him hot and fought to go to the prom with him. have fun but granny will be there with the cabinets strapped to her back too probably is what i thought! ~Katie |
Bad Date Story #1567
Want to know the epitomy of a bad date? I had been dating a boy named shawn on and off for three years, the three innocent years of dating where all you do is neck a bit and hold hands. Needles to say ive grown older and then i want more.. but shawn wasnt having it. We go our seperate ways, and i notice his friend matt. Matt has crushed me since i was 13, then i was 16... and think, ok ill give him a try. He takes me on a date... only to tell me he would rather see some other girl and wanted to "let me down" easy. A week later he calls me again and says things with the girl didnt owrk out and he was wrong. He shows up in a corvette, wisks me to the shore (all great right?) at the shore he gropes me, we go to a waterpark, i realize hes got a GROSS body, He talks about crude things like crap getting stuck in his ass hair...o yay, and then takes me back to his friends.. Im not feeling him too much anymore, then he hands me an epill and says lets roll with his friend and his friends GF. Half way through the roll hes groping me, as to be expected on E, then he gets up and leaves, and so does the other guy... Turns out hte whole date was a set up for the other guys GF to get with me, she was Bi and thought i was hot.... I wonder why things with the other girl didnt work? ~Danielle |
Bad Date Story #1566
Ok so this is my worst date. This girl was so hot. I mean like super hot the kind of girl that walks down the street and people will turn round to get that second glimpse of. We went to the same college. She was studying hair and beauty. She always looked amazing. I got on the same bus as her every morning and one-day she asked me for the time. We started chatting, I tell her she's hot. She replies 'you aint bad yourself' I asked her to come out for a drink with me she smiled and agreed to come. We meet at the pub. She looks stunning. I buy the drinks all night and when the pub closed I suggest a club she replied how bout we go 2 ur place. Being a typical guy I thought this was great. We went back to my house and start making out... things get kinky and she pulls out handcuffs from her bag she had cuffs me to my bed and I see her pull out something else it was a viabrator... and I got scared she starts putting it in my mouth and stuff and I was like please no. Lmao and she's like its ok big boy or something she starts trying to put it somewhere else I keep moving and kicking and my bed makes alot of noise and my mum walks in 'WHAT'S ALL THE NOISE' and i'm handcuffed to the bed in pink fluffy handcuffs and this girl is on my bed with a viabrator. I never lived it down. I still see her. She blanks me, which I don't mind, - JACK, NEWCASTLE |
Bad Date Story #1565
There was this guy named Rickki and hes really cute and he says he likes me and wants to get to know me. so he asks me out, it happens to be on our friends bday so we go to his party instead so at the party we end up talking a lot and likes me a lot so we makeout and have lots of fun. the next day he completly ignores me and i try talking to him and he tells me to leave him alone, ass! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1564
I was at my friend's house for New Year's Eve with my boyfriend (ex, now) and his two other friends and our other friend, Kendra. Well, Kendra's boyfriend, (now ex, also) (one of the other friends of my ex) had to leave. Kendra had just taken a big handful of nacho doritos (and still had them floating around in her mouth.... eww.) when jeff comes up to her to kiss her good-bye. I thought it would just be, yanno, a nice peck on the cheek or something. But NO. It was a full out FRENCH KISS that lasted for about 15 seconds!! When they FINALLY finished, Jeff goes, "Eww. That was kind of cheeeeesy....." Well, my boyfriend saw them kissing like that so he reached over to me and began to pull me in closer to him so he could kiss me. I said that I did NOT want to kiss like that, but he just said, "So?" (I mean, that's total D-I-S-R-E-S-P-E-C-T-I-V-E of him, I know.) Finally I just gave in and stopped fighting him. Well, we kissed lightly for like, 3 seconds, but then he began to french me....... hard. Well, just as I was about to push away from him, Marina's (my friend) parents walked in! Oh and it just so happens that her dad was a police officer. I was mortified. I didnt think I would ever go over to Marina's house again. --Mariah |
Bad Date Story #1563
This guy picked me up at my house really cute sweet and funny. We drove about two hours and he was suprising me with where we went. He ended up taking me to Hooters and paying for it with gift certificates he made the waitress put in his pocket. We never went on a second date. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1562
It was my 1st real date and i went to the pictures with my boyfriend. We got backrow seats and didn't really watch the movie, we made out instead! At that time i was 13 and he was 15! we also had popcorn and were throwing it at people infront of us while kissing. My Boyfriend threw a bit at the person right infront of us, that person turned around and looked at us and (Oh My God) is was my mom! I got yelled at and dragged out of the movies...how embarassing! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1561
Ok, It all started when I went out with this guy named Eric. We went to a movie and he came home with me. Well, me and my sister share a room, and me and my boyfriend layed their cuddling all night, He accidentaly fell asleep. My sister woke up and was tottally grossed out. She said that she wouldn't tell my parents, if I payed her 1 dollar for every day me and Eric were together. I ended up paying her 299 dollars!! That was a bad date! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1560
This really wasn't a date, but it was bad.I was at this club with my friends, and we all had a crush on this one REALLY cute guy. We knew he would be there, because he told us he was. Our other friend dated him and now they were just friends. He told her tha he liked my friend. Me and my other friend were so sad. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1559
I had liked this guy for a long time, and I thought he liked me to. I asked him to go to the movies with me, and he said yes. I was so excited that he actually said yes. When he showed up, he had brought his girlfriend with him, and they were making out the entire time. I was so embarrissed. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1558
I was out on my first date with my new boyfriend at the movies and once the movie started he began rubbing my neck. For like 20 min he gave me a neck massage and then as we were leaving the movie he was holding his wrist. When I asked him what was wrong he said that he a sprained his wrist from rubbing my neck. I felt absolutely horrible knowing that he didn't stop even when he did hurt it. For a week I felt so guilty ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1557
So i was dating this girl for about three weeks and things were great when her mom gets on the ophne and says she would like me to come over so she can meet me. I agreed because i like poeple and dont mind talking to strange women so i went over that nihgt. Vefore i went to her house i had to stop at the bank to get some money for the weekend. WHile waiting in line a child of about 7 years old kicks me in the shin and i satrt flipping out.......i was swearing and yelling and cussing and this kids mom satrts getting on my case as well. Well i am usally cool to strangers and dont blow gaskets that easily but i was a little nervous about the night ahead of me so i flipped. In the end security was called and i drove over to my girls house for dinner. I arrived to find the table set for dinner but no parents in sight..."sit down john my mom will be home soon" so we satrted talking for about my day and i told of the supermarket incident.&nbs p; Naturally she laughed because i added a few details to spice up the conversation a bit. In about five minutes her mother walks in with he rlittle brother and my heart stops.......The shin kicker screams and runs upstairs and hides while my girlfriend tries to keeep her cool. SOme how i have no way how i pulled this off i managed to stay alive during dinner and i was able to fully explain myslef. I am still with this girl and we are happily dating for about 3 years. -----Jonny |
Bad Date Story #1556
okay heres mine: (it wasnt really a date but oh well) im 12 and i have never had a bf until this year. i always thought of my self as not very well looking. so like 3 months before school ended, this guy tyler (i didnt really know him that well) asks me out. i was so excited (even though he was shorter than me he was one of the best looking guys in the grade) i was sooo happy. yeah we hung out at lunch and he called me a lot! i didnt care... he was nice... then like 2 weeks later, he stoped calling me, didnt say hi to me in the hall way. i was madd! i was like forget him i breakin up w/ him. so my best friend jessica, goes over there and shes like you and danielle(me) are through! so then i walk over there and im like: tyler, your an asshole. then, he has the never to come up to me and askes why'd you call me an asshole im like you better get away from me before i knock the shit outa ya! then, my other best friend chelsea was telling me online that the only re ason that he went out with me, is cause of my boobs.yeah i was pissed! then, i didnt talk to him for like a week and then i wear this tight shirt (yeah my boobs looked big) and i was walkin back from class far away from my locker that he also had w/ me and he comes up to me and hes like im sorry i was a crappy boyfriend i looked at him and im like w/e you ass hole. now, he turned prep and made my best guy friend mad at me and i hung out w/ punks we dont talk much anymore to this day. -Danielle |
Bad Date Story #1555
Ok well, it was my senior year in high school, and it was about that time everyone was going to prom. I had bought my dress and I was soo excited for the big day. My day of my prom started off BAD and only got worse. My date couldn't come with us on the limo with our group because supposedly he had to drop off his grandmother at the airport because she was going back to China. Now this i understand and I was Ok with it and told him I would meet him at prom. On my way to prom, in the limo, i get a phone call from my parents that my date (Moo) had called and said he wouldn't be able to make it all for prom. After hearing this, i broke into tears and just wept the whole way to the hotel our prom was at. To make matters worse, when i get there, I see a grown man standing inside, my father, my Dad is dressed up in a Tuxedo holding flowers and says, I'm going to be your date hunny! I was the laughing stock of the whole school, I cried and called my mom to pick me up, and my mom came and she came dressed up too! Her and my father danced for a little bit, I ran outside and couldn't believed what happened...It was the worst prom date in the history of prom dates. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1554
Me and my friend went on a double date. It was her and her boyfriend Tyler and his friend and me (we werent going out). We went to the movies to see The Village. The movie was fine but the date was a disaster. We had gone to the bathroom during one of the breaks, and when we came back they had moved around so they were sitting next to each other and not us. After the movie was over they decided it would be funny to run away from us and hide. They were so immature. When we got home we were so mad, so we called their house and asked them what their problem was, it turned out that they were scared of the way we dressed (we wore black pants and a white shirt with a tie, but that is just how we dress). My friend got dumped by her boyfriend that night. It sucked. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1553
I invited my friends over to play some tennis at my house. On the court, there were two girls and two guys. Let's name my firends Ko (the guy), Sam, and Lily. We were playing coed teams, with Ko and Sam versus Lily and me. I've had a crush on Sam ever since I met her in third grade. (We are juniors in high school.) Sam and Lily are cousins, so we all hang out a lot. Lily and Ko know I liked Sam, so they set up this tennis game as a date. It was suppose to be me and Sam versuses Ko and Lily, but Sam had other plans. In the middle of the game, it became really hot, so I went off the side to take off my long pants. Ko yelled, "Oh my god! He's stripping!" I yelled, "Shut up!" Then, I realized that I left my shorts in my room. I ran into my room and put them on. Luckily, Lily and Sam were playing a heated match and didn't see me. It started raining around two in the afternoon, so we stopped. Lily and Ko had to leave to some class, and said to met at Sam's hosue for a movie and sleep-over. I was left with Sam. Geez, being her friend for eleven years teaches you what not to say. We just talked, played video games, and slept (seperately, mind you). It was six, so we headed toward her house. When we got to her door, she went to unlock it. I couldn't stand it anymore! I just went up and hugged her. She looked suprised, and pushed me away. I was offended, but I knew she wasn't a boyfired kind of girl. During the movie, Lily and Ko nudged us two together. We watched a horro movie, and I expected Sam to lean onto me. Like she did! After, it was nine, and we were getting to bed. I stood up, and suddenly, Sam put her arms around me from the back. "I love you too," she said, and then pulled down my shorts. There was a flash and Ko and Lily caught me in my boxers onto their digital camera. Sam laughed at me for the rest of the night. Well, Sam is mine now, but she still likes to show people the picture of me in my boxers. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1552
It was my Sophomore year in high school and my friend had a party. I had met this really cute guy which turned out to be her cousin. No biggie. We started talking on the internet and phone and decided we were going to hang out. Well he was supposed to be at my house at 5pm...yeah he didnt show till 7 because apparently he got lost. Anyways we went to this place called CJ's where they have bumper cars, putt-putt golf, pool, video games and rock climbing. At the time i wore glasses instead of contacts. In the middle of us walking thru the place my eyeglass fell out of the frame and the nose pad fell off. So here i am trying to find them on the floor with hundreds of people talking all over. Me being blind as a bat took my glasses off and i couldnt see ANYTHING. Well i thought i had found my date in the crowd so i walked up to him and grabed onto his arm so he could guide me ( he didnt know that my glasses fell apart). To my surprise it wasnt him it was some old guy that was there with his three kids and they all just stopped and looked at me like i was crazy. I felt sooo embarrassed, i couldnt see good enough to find my date. Finally my date took me back to his house to meet his family and when i walked in, the first thing his mom said to me was "DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR EYES OR DO YOU NORMALLY LOOK LIKE THAT??" (because i was squinting) Despite his mom we ended up dating for about a year! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1551
Okay so i had just broke up with my ex boyfriend and got hooked up with a rebound like that same week. We went snowboarding with a couple of our other friends. Well needless to say at that point i wasnt the best snowboarder so my friend and i decided wed meet my boyfriend and another girl at the bottom of the hill. Well me and my friend got there, but my boyfriend and the other girl were no where to be found. My friend and i went to go find this other guy *Joey* to get a cigarette. We went to the van where he was chillin and i yelled his name, i saw some movement in the back so i thought he may have been sleeping. I go to open the door and it locks. So i stand there yelling his name to open the door. After a few minutes of this i turn around to go find my boyfriend and there comes *Joey* walking up to me asking why i was yelling his name. After that it took me two seconds to figure out what was going on. My boyfriend and the other girl were "doing it" in the back of the van. So i make *Joey* open the door so i could yell at him. He starts apologizing with this bulls**t story, which makes me even madder so i threw all of his clothes, board gear, and shoes in the trash can on the other side of the parking lot. He was supposed to stay at my house, and being the thoughtful person i am, made him a bed in my shed, unfortunately he didnt freeze to death like i had hoped. Then we went out again like a few months later, turns out he cheated on me again with A GUY. That was it, i havent spoken to the him since. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1550
well i had been with my boyfriend robert for about 2 weeks. he was soo hott and i really loved him! he asked me to go to the football game with him. me and my friend went. my friend saw her boyfriend there so she left me stranded looking for robert. i looked everywhere but couldnt find him, then i saw y friend and her boyfriend walking down the street to his house..so i was alone and hopeless. finally i saw him, but he was with his ex gf(who was 2 years older then me) who asked him to be his bf..he said yes to her and dumped me. my friend was long gone, so i was all alone the whole game waiting for my parents to come and pick me up. i started crying...and i looked over at my now e bf and saw him and his new gf laughing and pointing at me for crying. i was humiliated. this has to be the sadest date ever! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1549
I had just recently broke up with my boyfirend, Luke, because he was a player. He dumped me and went off with this other girl. My best guy firend, Charles, knew that I was hurt, so he invited me to spend a day with him. First, we went to go bowling, then, we got lunch. Lots of my firends saw me with him and thought we were an item. Later, I went to his hosue, and we played basketball on his court, then played ping-pong inside. At night, he drives me to a nice Italian resturaunt that he knows I love. I thought it was going to be perfect. But a lot of my firens were there ebcause it was "Senior Couple Night." I felt a little bad, but Charles said it was cool, so I felt better. I thought it would be perfect. Suddenly, a strong arm grabs my wrist and pulls me up. It was Luke. Obviously, he wasn't over me yet. Heyelled, in front of everyone, "What the hell are you doing here with that guy? Your mine!" Charles is a protective brother to me, so he stood up too. Luke saw that as a move to stop him, so he embraced me hard. I was trying to wiggle away, but Luke said, "Come on. We're going outside for a talk." He leads me outside, with Charles following us. Luke looks t me hard, and when CHarles comes, he starts making out with me. I pushed him away, and fell down. Charles came and picked me up, and Luke looked mad. Evryone was looking outside tyhe window. Suddenly, his girlffriend burst from her car. I yelled at Luke, "You love her!" and she yelled, "You love me!" It was a happy ending. I learned that though throwing a cell phone kills the phone, it becomes a lethal weapon. Charles and I are now an "item," (in the eyes of people), but we all know that's he was just a protective older brother. Happily to say, Luke hasn't tried to bother me because Charles is always there, keeping an eye on me! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1548
I went on a double date with my friend andrew and his girlfriend and my girlfriend Sarah. He got his lisence so he drove us all to the movie theater. He has one of those cars that has the keypad on the door that unlocks it if you put in the combo, so he left his keys in the car and locked it. The movie itself wasn't too bad--it was a first date for both me and andrew--but when we got back to the parking lot, the car wasn't there anymore. of course, andrew totally flipped out over that and called 911. all they said on the emergency hotline was "we'll keep an eye out." on top of that, his cell was out of batteries and no one else had one, so we walked like a mile and a half to a gas station where they had a pay phone. andrew left like five messages on his answering machine for his parents to pick us up, but we waited for more than an hour and no one showed up. i didn't want to call my parents cause they would get mad if i was in the car with andrew--they claimed i "wasn't safe with an inexperienced driver." So we called a cab to pick us up, which took like another forty-five minutes, and we all crammed into the backseat. but halfway home, the cabbie stops at a different gas station, gets out, and just leaves us there. We ended up walking the rest of the way home. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1547
well it all started in third grade when i laid my eyes on this boy named Joe. he was so cute.now i am in sixth grade and i am still in love with him. anyway, it was like 3 days before Christmas and i saw him on the other side of the road walking by himself. he ran over (almost getting hit by a car) and he asked me to take a walk with him. so of course i said yes. like 20 minutes into our lovely walk we come to his house and he said to do you want to come in. i said yes. and guess what? i saw a mistletoe at the top of the door. i was thinking here is my chance to get my first kiss. i could tell because he put a mint in his mouth! when we got to the door he stopped me and said " hold on, do you know what you are supposed to do under a mistletoe?" i said "yes i do". he said "then lets". when we kissed HIS BEST FRIEND DONALD COMES OUT WITH A VIDEO CAMERA. HE GOT EVERYTHING ON TAPE. I WAS SO MAD. JOE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BUT NOW EVERYONE HATES HIM. I WAS KINDA HAPPY EVERYONE HATED HIM. NOW HE IS ASKING FOR MY FORGIVENESS BUT I KEEP TURNING IT DOWN. then like 4 months later he asked me out i said is there going to be any video camera. he said no. i said fine. we were at this dinner. and he had a mirror on the top of his shoe and of course i had a skirt on. he was looking down i said what are you looking at. i lifted up the table cloth and i caught him. i got up and slap him. i was so mad ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1546
now this is one of the worst things eve to happen. i met this guy named nick at a disneyland hotel and we had such a blast but the thing was he lived in the same state just a different city so we had a long distance relationship. it was great for a while and we decided to meet up again at disneyland and my dad came too. i know u think my dad ruined it but he didnt. he brought his friend with him and he was hilarious. well the thing was this nice guy wth a great build sucked at kissing he opened his mouth so wide and its like ewwww and he was all over me. well i told him and he said u kiss to fast and im like whatever. anyways after that he didnt call me for like a month and my mom said i shouldnt call wait for him to call. so i did and i finally called one of his friend s and three wyed and i was just listeing and he said o she doesnt love me anymore and we are too far. I DIDNT LOVE HIM BULL! i sent him letters and told him to write back and he never did so i called him and he broke up with me. his dad called me and said never to call again. i wouldnt anyways. i moved on but i still wont forget the way he kissed me yuck. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1545
Hello there .. me and my boyfriend are underage for sex. He had lost his V with a previous gf . I hadnt. I had been wanting to do it for a while and me and my friend had been talking about it loads saying we would like to do it. My bf finally asked me whether i was ready.I wasnt sure but i thought ..why not ? We had planned to do it in his house but when the time came we couldnt . Every girls plans that she wants it perfect and to be with someone she is deeply in love with. But the same night as we had planned to do it we were out together on the night with some other friends. We ended up going into the woods about half an hour away from my house. We went ahead with our plans. It was soo embarressing - he just didnt seem to be able to get it in ( if you know what i mean ). It was so funny as i look back on it . Bless him after about 10minutes we were sure enough doing it. It was really painfull but no regrets. Im still with him now. And loving every minute. You might diss my place i did it for the first time but all i can say is WHO HAD MORE FUN ( at least im adventurous . lol ) ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1544
ok well i was @ my friends house and were hangin out with my boyfriend and his friend. well the whole time my boyfriend was flirting with my friend the whole time and completly ignoring me. so anyways that night he kisses my friend and i was so mad that wen i called him that night i was so angry that i was like so yelling @ him. so then the next day my other friend calls me and she said that she saw my friend and my EX-boyfriend makeing out behind the skool. i was so upset. so i call my friend and i asked her who was @ her house cause i knew it was him. so i ask her and she said it was the friend that i just got off the phone with. i asked her again and she said the same thing. then i ask if the guy is over and she says maybe!!! well then they were goin out and i didnt talk to her for a while but now were ok and im friends with him. they did go out but they just broke up a couple days ago. ~Anonymous |
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