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 Bad Date Story #1543
so there's this guy that was really hot and he started to like me but i didn't really like know him, so when he asked me out i said no. then he said i love u and asked me out again and i said i'd tell him the next day because his friend was right there. but then the next day he text messaged me and said that "i didnt' answer quick enough and that he had a new gf so now i pay the price." but that is soo stupid because if he loved me so much then he wouldn't of told me that his new gf is hotter, nicer, and more fun to hang out with. you can't tell a girl u like her and then the next day get a new gf and kiss her and tell her u love her. ~Anonymous |
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Bad Date Story #1542
I was walking through a park one day, imagining that my girlfriend was with me when I suddenly spotted her near a tree. She was talking to another guy and hugging him. I ran up to them, grabbed my girlfriend and pushed her into my chest in a hug. I yelled, "She's mine. Back off!" Both people looked at me weirdly. Finally, my girlfriend said, "That's my cousin, Lawrence." I was so embarrassed. My girlfriend keeps reminding me about that incident. Funny, Lawrence is now my best chum in school. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1541
I must have been in about grade 6, and my huge crush at the time asked me out for lunch. I was SO pumped, I spent hours on end deciding what i would wear, what we would talk about. So we go to this local place, and we both get fries (I just ordered whatever he got) and coke. We take our food, go sit outside on the wooden barrels that are being used as potholders (and are at least a meter away from eachother), and spend 50 minutes sitting there eating fries, not talking to eachother, and watching the cars go by on the busiest street in the neighbourhood. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1540
I went out with this guy one night. We went to the drive in movies. I was on my period, and I told him this before hand so he would know I wasn't going to put out. Plus, I wanted to see if he was serious about me or getting laid. Well, we kissed for awhile and then he told me he wanted some. I said no and that I already told him I was on my period and wasn't going to do it with him in his car with me being on my period. He got pissed and went to sleep, while I sat there having to go pee, watching the movie Alexander, which i didn't want to see in the first place. I couldn't really see the movie because the windows were all fogged up. I was so happy when this other guy called my cell phone, which woke the guy I was with up, so I told him to take me home. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1539
Me and my friend got my crush to set us up with blind dates. the girl who set us up was really hot and thankfully tagged along. did i mention this was a scam to get to know her outside of school, NOT for the blind dates. we went to her house first and met the blind dates and they were not very attractive. i couldn't stop laughing at their unattractiveness and my date decided that i was really loud and very...how should i put it...interesting. the date didn't go well for my friend either. but the good thing for him was he ended up going on a date with my crush instead of with me! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1538
so wana here my sad story.. ok well i just cam out of the closet and i went to my first gay club. i met this wicked hottt, tall redhead woman who loked like 10 years older than me but i didnt care cuz she was hott. so we had a few drinks and went out for a while, then we broke up becuz she said i wasnt maturr enuff for her. after a few months my mom told me i was adopted, and i was so sad. i decided to look for my real parents after a few months and i ended up finding my mom and she only lived a few cities away. so i whent and visited her and we got along really good and and i talked to her a lot. one day i was going through the kitchen look for somethin to drink and i saw a magnet on the frigde of my mom and her little sis and her sis looked familar, so i asked my mom about her and she started showing me pictures... and then i found out that the woman i had dated so many months ago was actually my aunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i never talked to her ever and i never told my mom we dated. it is sooooooo gros and deff my worst date EVER. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1537
okay so . . there was this guy that had a girlfriend and everything, let`s call him danny*, but me and him have been 'exclusive' or something like that. well one day he asked me on a "date" out to my favorite resturaunt, sally`s. we were having a great time. so then we went back to his house cause we were feeling jus little a bit playful. but when we got there danny*`s girlfriend called. lets jus say his dad loooves me. so i talked to his dad for a while until he got off the phone. then we went into his room. ;) about 15 minutes into our pillow session his girlfriend walks in with a teddy bear. she jus stopped after she saw clothes spread out over the floor. i couldnt help but laughing cause the expression onher face was to die for. so i jus got out of the bed with only panties on and grabbed my clothes and started putting them on. his girlfriend didn`t even cover her eyes. so i asked her if she minded not looking at me naked. and she jus gave me a dirty look. then slapped danny* and started chasing after me. so i grabbed danny*`s keys and ran down the stairs to his car and took off. later danny* called and asked if i wanted to come back over. i didn`t want to i was too tired. but i did drive 2 cities over and leave his car there and then called danny*`s dad to come pick me up. i know danny* didn`t do anything wrong. but i love messing with him. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1536
Worst date ever!!! Okay. My friend had told me that her bf knew a really hot guy and was really sweet and nice. So we went out to a restaurant and yes...he was hot and sweet. Then he said he had to go to the restroom so I waited for about five minutes and he came out. We talked for a while and he was acting kind of weird. Then he said he had to go to the bathroom again. I figured it was because of the food he was eating because it seemed kind of spicy and he might have been sick or something. He came out ten minutes later and I asked if he was okay. He just nodded and we got back to talking. Then he said he had to go AGAIN and I asked if he was okay and he said he was fine and not to worry about it. He didn't come out for TWENTY minutes so I decided to get up and see what was wrong. When I was going to the bathrooms he comes out with a bag of cocaine. To make a long story short he turned out to be doing COCAINE in the bathroom while I was sitting there waiting! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1535
Well it all started on valentines day! Me and my boyfriend decided to go to the movies for valintines day!! So when i meet him at the front door of the movie theater he doesn't even have a present for me!! And we been together for 8months before this!! So we get in to go see 50 first dates and hes just sitting there so finally i say im hungry well he says cool go get you some food!! well i just sit there and watch the movie!!! so where half way through the movie and I hear lip smacking i turn to my side and my boyfriend and his "other girlfriend" are making out!! It turns out he was chaeting on me the whole time!!! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1534
Okay, so what happened was my school has this program where you can go on blind dates with people you're compatable with after you take like a personality test... so me and my friends decided to do it for fun then go out all together. so we took the test. I was so happy because I was matched up with a really hot guy in my drama class. so my friends and I went to the movies to meet them for our date... and I was so surprised when I got there because it wasn't the guy I thought it would be... it was some guy I didn't know who no offense was really ugly and not my type at all. he had really bad clothes and breath and was very awkward. I was so mad. It was very awkward too because my friends got along really well with their dates. So we watched the movie, and then he tried to kiss me!! ewewew!! and then I told him I didn't think of him like that and he started crying! I felt kind of bad but ew! and then in the car he tried again to hold my hand! well I told him the same thing again... and needless to say we didn't see each other again. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1533
ok, there was this guy lets call him mark...and i mean he was drop dead gorgeous!! he was tall...great face...omg he had the best body ever and he was tan!! omg he was soo sexy...well i had really liked him for a while...but i kinda thought that he didnt like me because he told my freind...lets call him alex....that he saw me over the summer and he said that i was really alot hotter than last year. OMG i was soo excited...he was like the sexiest guy in school...and he liked me!! well there was this big party, but the girl who was a total bitch...she absolutley hated me...and i had no idea at all...and to make things worse she liked mark...like ALOT...but the night before the marty...mark calls me and tells me that he really wants me to go...i really didnt wanna go at first...but then i thought that if i dont go then the girl who is throwing the party we will call her krissi...will be like all over mark!! so i told him that i would go...so i get there and he dumps water all over my light pink halter...and u could see through it and he was all over me...i went to the bathroom because it was that time of month ya kno...and when i came out he was all over krissi!! i was so pissed...i went out and got in my car and i was getting ready to back out when he came out and put his hands on my hood... i was so mad that if he hadnt jumped on top of the hood i would have drove off...he said that he needed to explain...he said that krissi wanted a birthday hug...so he hugged her...and i agreed there was nothing wrong with that...i go back in and talk to krissi and she said that she never asked for a hug that he came up to her hugged her kissed her. so then my friend alex tells krissi and i that mark wanted me and krissi to be at the party so he could get double the action...well too bad for him because alex was the one that got double the action and mark went home empty handed ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1532
Ok...My worst date ever...well its hard to choose there have been so many. First I will write about the first guy I ever dated. So I really fell for this guy who lived down the street from my grandmas house (I was living with my grandma at the time). He seemed so sweet and innocent and was a "christian" just like I was. The thing was, I could never tell if he really liked me cuz one minute he'd come over and the next minute he wouldn't even want to speak with me. It was confusing. Well, i ended up moving back to my parents house in a different state. He tells me that he had liked me since he met me but didn't know about me. A couple weeks after i was home, I was diagnosed with cancer. and after many hard months, and he rarely called or anything, I went back home. he asked me out and then he came to visit me. We dated on and off for about a year and a half. Well, after awhile he just stopped calling, at times i needed him most, he wasn't there. I ended up breaking it off with him. Turns out the entire relationship he had been cheating on me and to make it worse, he had slept with all the other girls. I wouldn't give him my virginity so he decided he'd steal it from others while he was dating me. To make things worse, my grandparents still have him over all the time. He sleeps at their house sometimes even. they think hes this perfect angel. Its ridiculous and I can't stand it. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1531
OMG like their was this gay guy in my school, lets call him matt, and like my friends thought it would be funny to see if he was really gay so they like payed me forty bucks to go on a date with them. So i asked him to see a movie and he was like um.... sure. Neither of us could drive so we just walked there cuz it was pretty close. When we were like there he bought me a pop and sat next to me in the theater. One of my other friends were like sitting next to us and she told me to see how far i could get him to go. So I like leaned next to him..... and he put his arm around me and kissed my neck. My friend was like OMFG! and i was trying not to laugh cuz again Matt was like totally gay. After the movie was over my friend like left cuz she got a ride. Matt and I walked home, and he like wanted me to walk him part way to his house. I didn't really want to but i thought hell why not. He wanted me to walk him through the graveyard which was totally creepy cuz it was almost dark. But he practically pulled me with him so i ended up walking him to the edge(i think he lived near it or something..... creepy). I had to walk home through it and by then it was like really dark. I was like totally creeped out. The next day he came up to me at school and was like "I know people know I'm gay, but for you I'll make an exception," now ya gotta understand that he said this in front of the friends that had paid me to go with him in a first time. I didn't really wanna go out with him because I already had a bf (matt would have known that if he wasnt a social outcast..... cuz all the other guys knew he was gay and made fun of him for it). My friends were like OMFG and they gave me an extra twenty bucks. so I got like 60 dollars but ended up spending it on dates with me and my real bf lol. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1530
Ok, so my boyfriend went away for the summer and the day he was supposed to get back I decided to relieve some stress. It was both of my close friends b-day anyway so we celebrated. Well by the time my boyfriend called me, I was wasted. He tells me to go to his house where all of his relatives are, so I can meet all of them! I get there kind of horny and ready to leave with my boyfriend but of course I have to meet the family. I can remember slighty about saying I had broccoli in my teeth and stumbling everywhere. But this is the worst part, His aunt came to hug me (and to mexican's it is a custom to give a kiss on the cheek) well she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I was so nervous I gave her a french kiss on the cheek. I was so embarrised I took off, with my boyfriend. I'm sure I'll never forget that and neither will his aunt! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1529
When I was about 4 years old I met this boy named Jesse at my aunt Michelle's first wedding. Well, I didn't like boys then, I thought they were gross. When I got older I realized I did like Jesse. So, I decided to call him. It turns out he liked me too. After that we went on a date to this restaurant called Ponderorsa. We kept smiling at each other and gazing into each other's eyes. Then eventually he gave me a kiss on the cheek. I literally felt like screaming at the top of my lungs. Then in the middle of our date, Jesse said he had to go to the bathroom. When he left I was just smiling to myself. Then 30 minutes later he still was in the bathroom. I began to worry if something bad happened to him. So I started to get up and head for the restrooms when all of a sudden Jesse comes walking back to the table. I asked him why he took so long in the bathroom. He said he had some unfinished buiness to do. I just laughed. 20 minutes later we left Ponderorsa and walked to Jesse's house. It wasn't that far away from the restaurant. When we got to his house he said " I think you are the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world." I just blushed. Then we started making-out on his front porch. As we were, we heard the front door open and his mom was standing there shocked. She scared us and we stopped kissing. His mom yelled " Jesse do you realize you were making out with your first cousin." Jesse and I screamed when she told us that. " You're my first cousin, I didn't know that at all, eww that's just gross." Jesse said like he just got slapped in the face. " I said " I didn't know you were my first cousin either, eww digusting." After that day I never saw him again and I didn't want to. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1528
well in 5th grade, during the summer we were in 6th period recess. There was a song that a guy was playoing outside of the gates. I told him to turn it up. I started dancing, and shortly after everyone was surrounding me watching me dance. there were a lot of guys watching me too. so i was so happy people could see the true me. afterschool this guy (let's say his name was John) asked my friend to ask me out for him. he was a bit shy. so i accepted. i liked him ever since 4th grade. duhhh! i would say yes. anyway, we went out for 1 and a half years. yeah it was going great. the next year in 6th grade i was still going out with him. i decided to break up because parent-teacher conferences were coming up and i did not want my mom to find out about us. so when i broke up with him he was all happy. i knew he really didn't like me. on valentine's day i wanted to hook up again. he said no. i started crying. at the ned of the year i told him i would miss him. he said the same in bored way. when i started 7th grade i found out that the only reason he went out with me is because of a stupid bet that he had to get a girl by the end of the school year, or he would get jumped! i was devastated. so the next day my friends met up with him. i cursed him out until i couldn't breath. my friends were laughing. after i left he just stood there in awe. i hate him ever since! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1527
ok so i was goin out with this dude for like 2 months and i really liked him. we were friends since like 4th grade and this is now in 7th. so anyway we were dancing at the halloween dance but that wuz before we were goin out and i realized i liked him so i asked him out a few days later and he said yes. so we were goin out about 2 months and we would always write eachother love notes and everything and just 3 days ago was the first day back from x-mas break and so we all hugged and were all happy to see eachother again. then im halfway homeschooled so i came back to school later that day for my 7th period class and after it wuz over i was walkin him to PE and he hugs me and says "i love u" so i said "i love u too" and then he gives me this note and i wuz just all "oh well its just nother love note" and i read it and he wuz freakin like "ok so i hear ur kissin other guys and cheatin on me over the break? and u dont even like me??? well thats why im leaving u" and i wuz outside walking home and i like broke down cryin... how embarassing cus like there were a million cars driving by... i cried all the way home and it sucked! :( ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1526
well my date isnt as bad as a lot on this site, but its pretty terrible. it all began when i met this guy at freshman orientation at the beginning of uni. well he was so cute n funny n nice n i have this thing, i fall for guys that make me laugh, cz i think thats vip in a relatio. so anyways a few weeks after i meet him 2 of my guy friends grab my fone n text him to meet for coffee. well he calls me like 4 hrs later cz he was "in class" n so we make plans for that weekend. so the date is at 7, we're supposed to meet at starbucks. i know its my bad, i was 10 min late, but comeon, can u blame a girl for showing up fashionably late?!! well we sit down n he pays for my drink (aww how sweet) n i know wut ur thinkin, so far its great. hahaha read on! well we're sitting inside talkin n i notice he's not really focusing when all of a sudden he grabs me n the tray n races outside. turns out he'd been eyeballing a table outside so he could smoke. w/out askin if i mind he proceeds to light up n puff. wen i start coughing he asks if im ok, i tell him im allergic to the smoke n by now my eyes r red. ladies n gentlemen, not only does he he kept the ciggie but he also chain smokes all night!o but wait, the sweet heart, he did shift his hand to the side! omigod i coulda killed him! then he stares at some girl's butt n compliments on her style. now im like wut?! then he goes to borrow a lighter cz (sob) his isnt working. well that takes about 10 min. when he gets back he asks to use my fone cz his batt is dead n talks for about 20 min. then again for another 20min. later he asks me to walk with him to his dorm to charge his fone. ya more like sprint. so we get there n girls arent allowed in the dorms so i wait downstairs with a pervy security guard who hits on me for, yes ladies and gentlemen, the entire 10 min my date is upstairs! then he says he'll take me home, but first he stops to buy a lighter. man now im steamin man so wen he asks me something i burst out screamin at him and advise him that the next time he wants to take a girl out he shudnt spend the date on the phone n in his room, n maybe he should rethink his coversation skils!!! oddly enough there was no second date even though i always see him on campus i never talk to him :P ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1525
So I had met this realllllly Hot guy at the club I worked at. We chatted for a while and he asks me out so of course I say yes. So the next night I get ready for the date. It started off perfect...he brought flowers and we went to a fancy restaurant. Then we go to the park for a walk, we sit on the bench he bends over and starts to kiss my neck...it starts to get pretty hot but then I pull away cuz I wasn't comfortable it being our first date and all. He flips out saying what am I not good enough for you! so I'm pretty freaked out and I tell him I want to go home and he says no so I call my friend and he came to pick me up and my date freaks out and jumps on the car as were trying to leave. He opens my door and trys to pull me out but my friend trys to stop him....so my date gives up and as were drving away I see him getting pretty friendly with the park bench ewwwwww ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1524
So it started like this, I met this really hot girl in an online chatroom. She sent me her picture and I sent her mine. When she sent me a message she said that we were the PERFECT couple. (Not to brag but I'm a hottie in school) I found out we were studying in the same school. So we decided to meet at the library at the end of our classes and I accompanied her to her house. (I forgot to tell, she is really hot and I didn't have a GF because a lot of girls are running around me.) Well, we were sitting on the sofa and I grabbed her head and kissed her lips and parted. She asked "Why" then I kissed her again then I deepened it. A friend of her's (A girl too) Busted in her house and saw us then she said "Hey what are you doing here!?" In an offended voice and she started making stories that she was my GF (Which isn't true) Then she started crying and saying "I really liked you but you lied to me, just go away." and I just left and the day after school, her friend told her it was just a joke and we got together again and she was my GF. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1523
i met this girl on the first day of school and we instantly hit it off, so i finnally get the courage to ask her ou t and i was so relived wen she said yes. soo since im only 12 we couldnt reely go on a "date", so we got a group of peple to go to the movies. it instanly goes bad. we get in fine then we go to pay for food and her friend says im goin to fast with lets just call her jenna wen i try to pay for her food. lets just call her monique is a bit** so i dismiss it then we get in the theater and jenna sits no where even in the vicinity of me. So i try to go sit with them and we watch for awhile and there passin notes so i get a note some where in there that in a shorter version from monique says 'we dont want you here go sit with the other guys so not to start a camossion i go sit with the other guys and they reject me so i go sit nowhere nere them right now im thinkin suiside cause i have anger manangement (for beatin a kid up wen he called my girfriend a ho) so the movies over and im totally out of it im distracted cause i also have adhd. so i get home and i get online i have aim and jennas on so i talk to her about how gay that was , and some where in there i break up with her and every1 hates me so for the other peple i get back together w/ her. and now its almost been 2 months and ive still got no action wat so ever but we "luv" each other. but thats how my date sucked. ~
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Bad Date Story #1522
Ok, so I was like dating this guy who i will call Billy for now. And he was like well fit you know blonde hair blue eyes 6 pack the lot! I was looking forward to my 1st date at a club with him. We were dancing in the dark well you know there were lights and stuff lol but yeah so there we were dancing and he started to put his hand up my skirt and i was like WOH! Slow down im only 13 here! but i didnt say anything cos i was afraid hed dump me for a stupid reason. Wen the night had ended he called a taxi for us both so i could go home then he could go back to his house, but the taxi didnt stop at my house but went straight past my road and then wen we stopped at his house we both got out and said i had left my purse at his house from earlier so we went up to his room and i got my purse then he said to stay for a drink so i agreed and then after a while i looked at the clock and it was 2:00 am. wen i told him i should get going he starting kissing my neck and we started making out and he started getting really frisky and i told him no i couldnt do it i mean i was 13 at the time so he shouted at me and pushed me onto the floor i told him i wanted to go home so he told me to walk then he threw my handbag at my face and shoved me out the door. When i managed to get home i ran up to my room and cried myself to sleep the next day i had a mark on my arm from where he had pushed me. and i havent seen him since. i didnt tell anyone cos i thought he could hurt me again so nobody knows but it happened 3 years ago now so hopefully he has grown up alot since then. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1521
It was the 4th of July and i was really bored. At about 8pm this instant message bubble shows up on my computer. It was "Dan", the guy who i had been in love with for a year, askin if i wanted to go drive around and look for fireworks with him. He picked me up (in a van) and we were off. I should have left when he told me he wanted to find a place where no one else was around. We ended up on top of a big rig in an abandoned construction site. There were barely any fireworks. He took my shoe off and began massaging my foot. Then he kneeled down and started sucking on my toes! He ran his tongue down each one and then he started nibbling on them! He did this for like 20 minutes and then some other people showed up. He hasnt talked to me since. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1520
Okay, well i had liked this guy named paul for about two years and last summer he finally notices me. we get to know each other and he asks me to be his gf. well we decide to go see a movie after church one night. turns out we got there to late and couldn't see anything, so we go 2 wal-mart and look around then we get bored and go to books-a-million. we got thrown out of there for making-out so that was just perfect. on the way 2 my house we had 2 get sum gas, well he accidently puts deisel in the car so the whole way home all we heard was thump..thump..thump! it was the worst night of my life! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1519
This is about my now EX boyfriend. ok so, lets say his name is chuck. well one day i was sittin down in the school cafeteria, and chucks friend comes and asks me out for him.. i say yes, thinking he was hot. so chuck comes over to me and says hi. then he asks me who my bast friend was, and i tell him that lina was. (she was a rly reliable buddy @ the time) that afternoon i invite chuck over to my house. we start to make out and all, and after like half an hour he says he has to leave. next day linas coming up to me and saying (she didnt know chuck was my bf) how chuck and her made out. i was SO mad at him i go up to him in front of his friends and say what a B**** he is, and i kicked his ass. but then lina comes up and is like what are u dioin to my bf? that got me SO pissed i went and told lina she was a rotten friend. chuck and lina are now together, and i havent spoken to either 1 since. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1518
I went on a blind date with a guy that I met through family. It's a little hard to explain it, but he is my brother-in-law's mother's, best friends nephew. So, don't worry he's not related to me in any way. But he went to visit his Aunt one day because he is a plumber and she needed him to do a job. Well, they were talking about how he needed to meet a new girl. Now she lives about fourty minutes away from where he does. But the funny thing was I live less than ten minutes away from him. She is ever-so persistent and gave him my cell phone number. So we talked for a few days and decided that we have a lot in common but we wanted to meet to see if we were physically attracted to one another. So I went to meet him at his college. We talked their for a little bit and then decided to go back to his house. We went to his house and decided that we were going to go to the mall. I have the brand new car so, of course, I wanted to drive. We were on our way to the mall, talking, and laughing. The road that the mall is on has a fourty mile an hour speed limit, so I was doing fourty. I had a white car that was so close to my bumper behind me, it scared me. Well we were coming to a light that when we were right at it it changed yellow. But even if the guy wasn't on my butt I still would've had a hard time stopping. But I was scared that if I tried to stop he would throw me into traffic. Well there were two cars making a left hand turn in front of me and as I went through the intersection they decided they were going to go too. I made it with about an inch in between me and the cars. I scared him so bad. I was so nervous that all of this time we'd really hit it off that he 'd never want to talk to me again. Well, later when we decided to go to McDonald's he decided to drive. He came around the corner in the parking lot and hit a serious of cones that were all tied together, ran up a curb, and almost took out a bush. Oviously we are made for one another, to this day we are still together and neither of us will forget our first date. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1517
ok so there was this guy that I have liked 4 EVER and all of a sudden he walked up to me and was like "Hey Sexy what's up?" and I was all like nothing juss getting ready to go 2 science class you? and he was all like "watching ur ass moving while u were getting ur books outta ur locker" and I was SHOCKED and I answered like kinda bitchy bitchy but not on purpose I said "ok" and he was like whats wrong? and I was like nothing.. later that week he asked me out!!! I was like yea, sure sounds kool and he was like good... Friday night rolls around 9:00 shows up and he's not here what the heck I was really pissed off then 10:00 rolls around and there he is beeping his horn and I'm already in my pajamas watching hell boy with my brother and I looked cute but like shit. Sweat pants like 2 sizes to big and a fit t-shirt with my toe sox (of course) and I went out on my front porch and I walked down to the car and leaned in it, well he was like I'm not going out with u looking like that and I smelled like my brother cuz I was laying on his bed with him so duh obviously I'm gunna smell like him...And he was calling me a hoe and a skank and he was up in my face. and with a straight face he told me that my dad was gross and nasty. and I looked at him with a straight face I said don't call my dad gross cuz ur momma is a hoe out on the street asking 4 money and he started to cry like a lil' girl I felt bad but it had his name written all over that...And he was like say sorry and I said no not until u prove to me that u aren't a fag! and I walked back into the house and laughed so hard and walked into mine and my brother's room (we share a room) and I sat on his bed and then started to kill myself laughing and he was like ok then I repeated the whole entire story to him and he was like now who and I said Matt K. and he was like come Monday he'll be sorry he talked to my sister like that come Monday...Well lets just say he's was crying like a little bitch and hurting the next day it was funny and I loved my brother even more since that very day... ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1516
here's what happened on my first date. i hooked up with this guy eric, who was my bff's ex. she said it was okay. so he picked me up in a beat up junker car. the passenger side window wouldn't roll up and all that.to make it worse, it was the middle of winter. he said that he was taking me to a movie. when we got there, he had no money! well neither did I. he suggested sneeking in!!! i said no. then he said okay then lets go to the resivore. i was like okay. he then asked me for gas money. i looked at him and again said i had no money. i had him take home. when we got to my house, he said that i broke the car window!!! i jumped out and shut the door. he tryed calling me the next day, but i told him that things just wern't working. well it turned out that my bff ran away that night and during the time that she was gone, i found out that night that eric raped a lot of girls and was going to rape me! my bff's dad and i ended up getting him thrown in jail. my bff came home that same day! that was the absolute worst! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1515
ok this was 1 ov ma 1st dates so I was goin owt wid this lad called ???? nd we go 2 the cinamas 2 go watch shrek 2 so we go nd I was wasn't realy watchin the movie cause I already add saw it lyk 5 times but any way I start holdin ma b/fs hand coz we alwayd did well nd then I ayed ma hed on iz shoulder it was very romantic but then I luk bhined me nd I c ma bros 2 bst m8z so I was so embaresed wel;l the nxtd day I found owt tht ma bros 2 bst m8s told ma bro nd ma bro told ma parents nd they didn't want me 2 av a b/f so now im not aloud 2 go owt any wer now wid a boy only gurlz wa bummer ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1514
Well it wasn't really a date but it was really embarrassing!!!!! I was going out with this on guy and he wrote me this love letter and it was really bad!!! I had family problems the day before so I couldn't do my homework. My mom wrote me a note excusing me for my homework & guess what I accidentally gave my teacher the love letter!!!!! He asked me what it was and I gave him the regular letter. I got so upset I broke up with my boyfriend later that day!!!! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1513
This date story sounds perfect...........at first. I met this guy who was so hot and to top it off he had the best personality. We went to dinner and saw a movie and we got to know each other more and realized we had a lot in common. He was the total package and I was sad when the night ended. Excitedly I went home and told my mom about this guy and she told he was my long lost cousin. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1512
Well, my first 'proper' date was probably my worst. I had met this kind of 'gothy' lass at a party, and I was about 14 and drunk on Grolsch, and had my beer-goggles on big time. But I got off (made out) with her and arranged to meet her the following week to go to the movies. Anyway, I was quite nervous, and when we met I realized instantly that a) We didn't exactly suit each other, and b) I didn't fancy her. But I was a gent and off we went to see 'The Bodyguard' hahaha! Yes, this is going back a few years, (i'm now 28). So we get on the bus, and i'm nervous as hell, and kind of put out that she was, well, not exactly Cindy Crawford... and as we're sitting there, I drop my ticket. So, I feel a bit of a doofus, and kind of bend down when I think she's not looking, and then really quickly jump back up, smashing my head HARD on the handrail. She doesn't see this, and I try and style it out by, say, not screaming or going "Ow!", and sit for the rest of the journey feeling nauseous and a bit faint... So we get to the movie theatre, i'm feeling awful, I don't fancy her at all, and she starts to feel me up as we're watching Costner and Houston in the worst film of the Nineties. I'm horrified, and move further and further away in my seat, so when we get outside she asks me what the problem is, so I tell her some bullsh*t about having just broken up with someone etc, etc. It was horrendous. I later found out that her friends refferred to her as 'Monkeyin', which was this evil monkey character in some cartoon or other. Nice... ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1511
i was set up on a blind date by a friend of mine, and it was going ok until the guy put a move on me. I honestly told him that i was considering re uniting with my ex boyfriend, and he was respectful of that. When he asked for my ex's name, i told him, and he said, "my friend lauren has been hooking up with him for months!" My date called his friend and asked her to call my ex, with me on 3 way on mute, so i could hear what he had to say... he denied ever dating me! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1510
I really liked this one guy. He was older than me, but i didn't think it was a big deal cuz my friend n her bf hooked me up with him. We went to different schools, so we didn't really talk much except online. We talked almost every night. We flirted a lot n stuff, so finally one night, i was at my cousin's house n she made plans for us to go ice skating. Well first of all, he plays hockey n i had not skated in years. I was soo embarassed cuz i kept falling. But i would laugh it off when he helped me up. About a week later, he completely stopped talking to me. My friend's bf told me one day the guy had a gf who just happened to go to my school. I was soo upset, but i eventually got over him. I saw him at a recital with her n every time i walked by, he would like 'show off'. it was really annoying n i haven't talked to him since. what a jerk!! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1509
okay well...this has to be the worst date i have ever had and the worste date i Will ever have. so i was noticing this guy in school quite often he was GORGEOUS! i was new to the school and didnt know what he was like...but after a boring english class together playing footsie and flirting it seamed to me that this guy was just perfect. and he must of thought the same cuz he asked me out. so then comes the friday and...its friday! i was thinking okay..maybe we'll go out to nice restaurant or out clubbing ro sumthing. so i dress up in my sexy heels, a mini skirt and a cute baby tee. so he picks me up to my surprise he drives me to his house...and here i am looking like a hooker and im also meeting his parents for teh first time. i coudl tell they werent impressed. he forgot about dinner...so i aksed and he said i could have some pretzels. so he takes me up to his room...and we're sititng talking everythings fine...other than the horrible dinner. haha. so anyways...we're in the middle of a conversation and he stars talking about his DICK. out of teh blue. "its 10 inches, i'll prove it!" i was discusted. i got a bit uncomfortable. and then he started dimming teh lights. and he pulls down his pants. and HELLO! there it is and he definatly has a hard on. he stars sayin these really nasty things and then his mom walks in. and from the way it looked it seamed like i was the sexual preditor. his mom starts screaming and yelling. and to my horror! she was on the fone with my mother! she was my moms boss! so she starts yelling and screming "what are you doing to my son!" and then pulls me out of the room. before i ahve time to expalin she tells my mother than i was being mean and trying to trick her son into sex. and then fires my mom! it was crazy! i never talked to teh guy or his family again. i actually ened up moving schools and now i was a great boyfreind who IS NOT A CREEP! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1508
My worst date had to have been my 5th. First of all he turned up waring ugh the most horrific clothes, that might i add looked like he had worn them six times over and steam roled them in a lump. then when i was wating for my mate and her guy , he started to diss me, about my clothes! " i hate mini skirts, who are you trying to impress? " , haha. i was so unamused consisering that his threads looked like they had been chewed and spat out. my mate and her guy eventually turned up, so we go in to COMFESSIONS OF A TEEN AGE DRAMA QUEEN . guys bought the tickets and we went in, even before the adverts my guy said i need a piss, so he goes.10 minuits, ok , 15 mins wat the hell is he doing, 1 hour . now i was pissed of, and on my way out of the cinima look who comes out of SCOOBY DOO 2. lets just say when your with me you scooby dooby dont piss me around. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1507
Well. I met this girl, named Ashley. It seemed we hit it off right when we locked eyes, but it turned out it wasn't going to be a good time. We started to date and it was going smooth, considering (SP) the fact that I lived away from her. One day we met up at the mall and were making out. Out of the blue some scruffy, nasty dude named David walks up. This kid smelt pretty bad and that he was king of the hill, y'know what I mean? Well, we all just started to hang around. Then we got to talking about Ashley giving me a kiss. David chimed in, asking for one too. This pissed me off, and of course I was going to do something stupid. I tell her she can kiss him all she wants, make his day, and then I walked away. I came back like 30 minutes later and sat down. They went off somewhere and I had a feeling they would return. They did, holding hands and being of a jovial mood. She ended up acting like a frightened little rabbit as I nearly freaked on them both as I sat there scribbling hateful words on a piece of paper cause I was quite the little immature punk. She ran inside and David confronted me. Punches were thrown, he ended up leaving when I his jaw pretty beaten up. He got me a few times in the gut (just to say, so it doesn't make me look like some hero or muscle man) I ended up walking home for like 4-5 miles. And that was the end of it. I still have relationships like this to this day. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1506
there is this one reallie hot guy at our school and he asked me out. and obviously i said yes. we went to the movies and saw boogeyman.i was sooo scared that i grabbeed him but i though i grabbed hi pants but i grabbed sumting else!!![his private!!] but he though i wanted to mak out or sumting so he took my hand and we went into his car...but the he started to undress me and my sister was out with her friends and she saw me and y date NAKED!!!! ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1505
Well lets just say this was the worst kiss ever in my life. Well me and this guy meet at a football. And we hit off that night. Anywayz the next me and him went on a double with our friends. Went a saw the texas chainsaw massacre (pretty sad that i actually remember it.) yeah we went a saw that , after the movie they had to go home. So his friend and my friend were making out in the corner. Me and him were just standing there. Then he finally had the guts and asked if he could have a lil kiss. Im thinking ok a peck. But was it peck HECK NO! he just completely shoved his tongue like down my throat. It was the worst date we didnt even talk. And the kiss was horrible. After a couple weeks of talking and getting to know eachother (yeah i still talked to him even after the disgusting kiss) he asked me out and i said yes we were going out for a year and half. Then we broke it off cause of supposedly he needed time for himself and his friends. But his friends due all types of drugs. I dont get it. I feel like i wasted all that time on him. But now he wants me back. heck no im not going back. And he wasnt even a good kisser! That sucks alot. ~Anonymous |
Bad Date Story #1504
was going into grade 9 and I wasn't a virgin I know it sounds bad but I went out with a grade 11 while I was in grade 8. Now that I am going into highschool my grade 11 boyfriend will still be there but in his last year. I was so excited for the first day I got way dressed up and got my hair and nails done. I didn't see him all morning, but I had no time to look because I wanted to put a good impression in with my teachers. Finally at lunch I saw him with a bunch of jocks and a girl beside him whispering in his ear. I got really upset but I tried to cool down and go over and talk to him. I walked over to him and said hi. He just looked at me. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm your girlfriend!" I said to him. "Thats weird cus I dont go out with miner niners," he said laughing. It turns out I wasnt good enough for him and he'd been playing me the whole time. He had a girfriend at his school. What a jerk!!!! ~Anonymous |
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