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 one time i was at softball practice with my cousin and my crush was there(i dont like him anymore)so we were playing having a good time and i hit a ball to right feild i ran to
first base tripped and fell flat on my face...it was really funny!! to top that off my crush was watching me. he new that i liked him witch really sucked. (my wonderful cousin
told him)then we were taking a brake and he was sitting right behing me and my cousin smelled something really bad so did i it smelled like crap and it wasnt me!!! then all of a
sudden she yelled eww tabitha sick u farted. everyone laughed at me!! i was sooo mad/annoyed. |
| I was in 7th grade and I was dating this kid I had liked for a really long time. We had been friends since 1st grade and I was so happy with him. He had come over one day to my
new house, since we had just moved. I went upstairs and into my parents room to show him the balcony and our backyard. Well. I didn't realize my mom had put the glass door back
in after painting. Obviously, she cleaned it really really well, it was be stupid not to. So, I start to say "well, there's not a door here so you can jump through it." That's
exactly what I did. I jumped through it however, this time, there was a door there. So i slammed into the door and flung backward onto the floor. I got up and my boyfriend was
laughing at me. We're not dating anymore but we still talk about it and it was almost 3 years ago! |
| One day I was at a restaurant eating lunch with my some friends. well i had to go to the restroom all of a sudden. so i go into the restroom and they are a total mess toilet
paper everywhere and everything. well i decided i was going to go tell one of the workers so i walk out of the restroom and i notice a total hottie siting in a booth staring at
me and then i realize that i have a piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe. he never laughed but he stared and i could tell he was telling his friends about it. That was so
horrible! - Anonymous, Tx |
| Ok, one time me and my best friend Allie were at Gen X Clothing, and we were trying on these mini skirts and we were like tha only ones in tha store at tha time, and so I was in
front of this mirror seein how it looked on me, and I started doin tha twerk and popping! and then I saw these guys that were all tha sudden in tha store and they were all,
"shake that thing gurl!" and we started crackin up. and they kept starin at us after that. it was funny and embbarassing at tha same time. - kelsie |
| One day i was at the dance at the fire hall we usually have them every friday nite.. needless to say i dont go to them any more.. any way i was standing there dancing and a song
came on and my friends and me had a dance to it.. so we walked to the middle of the dance floor to do our dance and on this one part you have to bend over.. well i bent over
thinkin i was looking all sorts a good.. and RIP there goes a big ass hole in the ass of my jeans.. oh it wuz soo bad! - Katelynn |
| one friday nite me and sum of my freinds decided to get shit faced.. so were chillin and my friends boyfriends freind walked up to me and out of no where i just start kissin his
cheek.. well then it led to us making out ALL nite.. and i did really like him .. while i was sober.. and the hole time i was saying You Dont Believe Me... and hes in my 2nd
block so i was so embarresed to talk to him.. then wen we finally talked we just laughed about it and made fun of me pukin beside our friends car! - Anonymous |
| I think my most embarrassing moment was when I was 13 years old.I was hanging out with my older sister and her boyfriend.Well I had a crush on her boyfriends little brother
Wade.Well we were all in Wade's bedroom watching my sister's boyfriend James play the Nintendo.Well it was me James my sister wade and wades little sister.{she's 10}I had
recently gone through a huge growth spurt in my chest.Well out of no where Wades little sister looks at me and yells "GOD AMBER YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE!!!! "I was sooooo
embarrassed. - Amber, 14 years old |
| Well, this actually happened to my sister's best friend (we'll call her Lana). It was winter here, and Lana was driving my sister (we'll call her Amara) up the mall. Well, Lana
got the car stuck and Amara got out to push. She told Lana that if she pushed, she would fall down because of the ice. Lana was like "That's stupid" and got out of the car to
push herself. She went around to the back of the car and started to push, but wouldn't you know it? Her foot hit a patch of ice and she fell on her ass in front of everyone.
Amara was like "Are you okay" then started laughing hysterically. To this day, Lana turns bright red whenever Amara tells the story! - Annoymous |
| So ok, it all started when i went food shopping with my mum, i went wondering off to get some sweets and i had a a plan to go and get all my sweets and junk food and snekily put
it in the trolly, so after i gathered all my bits , i made my way back to my trolly and bunged it all in, wll at least it hoguth it was my trolly, i went to look up and saw an
old angry man looking at me! EVERYONE saw and i had to get all my swets and stuff out his trolly again! i never go food shopping with my mum now! |
| Once, about 4 years ago, I went skiing with my church's youth group in the mountains. Of course, I'd never skied before in my life, so I decided (like most of my friends) to
start out on the bunny slopes. Easy enough, right? Maybe for the first few tries, but after a few shaky starts, I slid down the hill, tripping and falling on my back, and I
slammed into a fence while my skis continued to slide away from me. Let's just say I have yet to try it one more time. - Anonny-non-non |
| ok, my church youth group went to Slitterbahn during a mission trip and my friends and i went on the boogiebahn which is where you get a boogie board and ride on these powerful
jets shooting water in this tunnel like thing. well, i was in line and i was talking to these guys asking how you do it cause i was really nervous. they said it was easy,...blah
blah blah. well, so it was my turn and i totally fall off right away, get thrown around horribly and my board shorts end up around my knees so i mooned everyone else that was in
line.....not my most glamorous moment. - Suzy |
| One time I was sitting with my best friend, who also happened to be my crush, on a school trip, along with 4 of his other friends. We were eating pizza they had supplied for us
and my crush told me to go get some napkins, and I was like no. His cousin said if you don't get us some napkins you don't like guys. Well, I answered them 'what if I don't?'
what I meant was what if I don't go get the napkins, but they interpreted it as I don't like guys. I was so embarrassed my face turned red and to keep myself from crying I ran
over to get the napkins and wiped a few tears off, and took the rest to them, they were laughing their heads off, and I've prayed ever since they would forget about it. - Allie |
| Once i was on a ferry on the way back from france. The night before i left i was very ill with diarrhea. As i walked around the boat i needed to fart. No-one was around so i
did. However it came out as diarrhea and exploded all over my new white trousers! I was so embarrased and had to get changed in the tiny toilets! - Liverpool fan |
| Once, I was at school at I sit next to this boy that I really like I mean really like named Erik and I had worn my brand new skirt and at gym, we were playing basketball, my
favorite sport! So I was on of the captins, and I wanted him to know i liked him so i picked him. And There he was just about to shoot and then he passed it to me, but i didn't
see him, so it hit me in the stomach and i fell down and my skirt ripped!!!! Erik had to go take me to the nurse and i was wearing his gym shorts!!! I was humiliated - Anonymous |
| Ok, so I had just come out of my computer class, and i had to go to the bathroom to check my make-up. Well, usually, the girls bathrooms are on the right side, but not in the
electives hall. I ended up walking into the boys bathroom!!!! Even worse, a guy walked in right after me, I looked at him all stupid in the mirror because i still thought it was
the girls bathroom. He was like "this is the guys bathroom" I turned roundkind of slow(i thought this would be a perfect opportunity to see what the guys urinals look like) with
my face as red (and hot) as a chilli pepper. I have, to this day, avoided the guy who walked in right after me. - Anonymous |
| Ok so my friend and I like to embaress each other when it comes to guys so
one time I had a huge crush on this really hott guy and right as he passed
me she got his attention and put her hands on both sides of my head so we
were both looking face to face and then she pushed me into him (she does
that a lot ) I felt so embaressed that I just let him pass and just
pretended that she bumped my arm so he didn't notice that she wanted me to
bump into him. |
| Whne I was little (like 5 or 6) I had a really big attitude. I was always telling my mother well your not the boss of me. But this one particular day when I wanted to play for a
little while longer with my toys instead of taking a bath, and my mom said to stop playing with my blocks and I said your not the boss of me she goes oh yes I am, and then I
go well.... I'm the boss of the potty. And she got this on tape. So when ever we have company over or my friends or boyfriends she always makes sure to play that tape! |
| my embarrassing moment is one day I was trying a little to hard to show off to the guy I like (but he didn't know) and one of the other girls in my P.E. put her foot out in
front of me yeah I went down face first if your asking your self if i cried yes i cry and the guy of my dreams helped me up and told that girl to never do that again and now im
going out with him and we are so happy together and wen i told him the story he laghs at me. |
| Me and my friends were jumping off a 90 foot cliff into a river. A 15 year old went right before me and seeing as how I was 18 at the time, I told myself I had to go. Down at
the bottom was 3 hott lifeguards on break that I was trying to impress. Well I ended up on my back when I landed and came up screaming. When I got out of the water I realized
that I crapped myself and I had bruises all over my butt. All of the guys were laughing at me. It was so embarrassing. I never jumped off of that cliff again and never will. - Dani, 19 |
| 1 day i was at lunch and i sat next to mi friend and we were tryin to open mi slalde dressing and se skerted it right at mi shirt so i went to the nurse and got this realyl kewl
shirt. but the 2 buttwipes that sit across from me at mi table and they kept callin me names b/c of mi shirt i told them it was a kewl shirt so durin resess i was chasin 1 of
them b/c they kept callin me a dork so when i thought we were done she yelled "dork" from across the feild and i started bailing i sat next to the soccor goal and was cryin mi
eyes out mi chursh was right next to him when he yelled it to so i was cryin and he finally said srry but all day mi eyes were red and it looked like i had rugburn on mi eyes-
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| I was at King's Dominion when I was around 14 and I was in this line for a steep water slide. I was flirting with these hott guys in front of me. Finally we got to the top and
went down. When I got to the bottom I stood up and noticed that all the guys were waiting for me at the bottom. As I was about to get up I noticed my bathing suit had been
pushed to the side and I was being exposed. They saw everything and started bursting out laughing. I was so mortified that I hurried up and fixed myself and ran over to my
parents crying. |
| one day me and my best friend were swimming in a pool with alot of guys. well the guys were really hott and they thought we were hott also. all of a sudden the guys jumped on us
and took our bathing suits off. then they thourgh them over ther fence. me and my friend were naked in the pool with about 15 guys surrounding us and laughing. then our
boyfriends came out thier and they got so mad that they raped us. it felt sooooo good.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AWWWWWWWWWWWW |
| my worst moment was one time i was having my b-day party and eveyone was spending the night with me and my cousin was there and all she did was talk on the phone!i got so
mad.she was sitting behind my bed and i had was upset because i told her she was ruinning my b-day party so i came back in my room and told everyone [loudly] that i could not
stand her and she heard me so therefor i made matters worse!soooo embarassing! |
| Well...where do I start?!
So, I went to Tenessee with my family to visit my "uncle and cousin" (really family friends). So that was fun!
Well see, we were staying in my cousin's room. They didn't really have air conditioning and he was asleep in the living room. My dad and his dad were at the store, and my mom
and little brother were outside. I was in my cousin's roo taking a nap.
Well I decided to pull my shirt up since the door was closed. (This is a habit I have had since I can remember, when I'm trying to sleep and it's hot). When all of the sudden my
cousin comes in saying "what time is it?"! Remember, I had only mybra on and I was only laying down on his bed!
I pretended to be asleep but I don't think he bought it. He probably thought that I did it on purpose or something because he closed the door immediatly and would speak to me
normally...I was so imbarrassed.
The next day we went to the mall and my pants were to big for me and I didn't have a belt on. When I was getting out of the van, my pants fell of leaving about 3 inches of my
bare skin showing. You could easily see all of my WHITE underwear!
Of all days to have many zits and white underwear, this was the day!!
And that's not all but I don't want to take up alot of space. - <3<3<3<3-EsTrEllA-<3<3<3<3 |
| So i was at school, and i was with my HUGE crush rite? so it was Friday and on fridays we have like games and stuff.....so i was in a skirt but i'm really active so i play
anyways. I was doing really well in the game so wen my crush came over to ask me out, i fell and my skirt went up!!!!!! i was soooooooo embarrassed. He still asked me out tho,
what a way to remember my first "ask out" by my crush. - Chelsea |
| Ok kids, u want embarresing, well, here it is:
My brother, Mr. Jock, cool guy,Steve-o,w/e, had just got back from the track meet (he pole vaulted) and broughthis friend Brandon home to hang with us, cuz he was good friends
with our whole family(and also happned to be my obbsession at the time). So they come in and are raiding the fridge, and apparently Brandon asks "whats that noise?" It was me
singing in the shower. That's right, just belting some les miserables songs. But that's not it. I don't know there here, so (and im still singing) I walk out the bathroom door,
readjusting my towel. Steve yells "KATIE!!" I look over and scream. Brandons standing there with his jaw dropped, And I run back into the bathroom, and don't come out for at
least an hour and a half. Now, I always look before I get out of the bathroom. |
| So I was at the tennis match, waiting for a court to open up so i could play when I saw the strangest thing. It looked like there was rain coming out of a bend in the brach of
a tree. So all of this water is going everywhere, and I point it out to some of my friends. I cant figure out what it is, so I walk over to it and put my hand under it.
That's when one of my friends pointed out the squirell peeing all over the place. Ugh. |
| one day my friend called me and wanted me to go to the park with here well there is this really cute boy at her house that i was in love with and i am not allowed to have a
boyfriend but he really liked me so my friend called and my sister answered the phone and my friend was like is your sister home and my sister said yeah and i was like i don't
want to talk to her so my friend told my sister that the boy i liked was there and he wanted me to go to the park and my sister told everybody because she wanted me to get in
trouble because i wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend believe it or not it was so embarresing - Felicia |
| One time when i was 11 i was in gym at school (u have to dress out) and I was helping the coach put the flag and up and the end flew down and pulled my pants and boxers down in
front of everyone. It was the worst thing that ever happened 2 anyone. - ***Conman007*** |
| One day i went to school and my friend thought it would be funny to trip me.I walked in to class he triped me and i fell straight into my teachers boobs!!!To top it off my
techer sent me to the office and i had to be suspended!!! |
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