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 ok one time i was doing my homework and fell asleep, i woke up and looked at the clock and is said 700 well my carpool came at 730 so i got in the shower and did my hair and got dressed and walked down stairs to tell my mom i was ready for skewl, but when i told her she was like its 700 at nite, i was like omg!! so basically i got ready for nothing! - Anonymous |
| Ok, my most embarrasing moment ever was when I was at skating and then the guy I thought I was in love with made me laugh so hard, my gum I was chewing fell out of my mouth and it fell on my dirty skate. Having nothing to do with it, I picked it off my dirty skate and put it back in my mouth and tryed to play it off cool. But he noticed and so it made me laugh again and my gum fell out AGAIN! So I put it back in my mouth, and after that, he left for awhile. Let's just say I never chew gum while skating again! |
| One day On the bus about to leave the schooli had to pee very badly, so i asked the teacher if i could go pee in the school and she told me no.So i just went and then the kid that sat with me yelled when he saw what was in the seat and started laughing and then everyone started laughing and I cryed all the way home |
| I was up at the chalkboard when I dropped my chalk.I think u no wat happens next......I bend over to pick it up when ppl start laughing.I then realized that my pants ripped to reveal my Barney underwear!!!!!!How embarrassing is that?!?!?!?!?!? |
| This is more about my husband than me. We were at the college library using the internet. He was a couple of seats down from me. I had gas that day, and was quietly letting it out and no one noticed. But it was irratating, so I messaged him and told him I couldnt seem to stop. He messaged me back to just stop it, then he leaned back in his chair and accidently let out a really loud one. The look on his face was SO funny. He said excuse me ( There were about fifteen other people in there, and EVERYONE looked at him), then he typed real quick then almost ran out of there. When my eyes cleared from laughing, I looked on the messenger, he had typed I'M OUT OF HERE! |
| One day me and my girlfriend were out walking around town trying to find something to do cuase are town reallllly boring and well we walked up to the high school and i was chasing her on the bechers and it was early in the moring and well i slipped and fell over the railing and to make things worse i had to fart the whole time and when i hit the ground i ripped a big fart you could hear from a mile away (lol) i turn bright red. |
| When I was about 7 me and my mom went to Wal-Mart to go Easter shopping. Well no one was in the isle so i ran up to a big plastic egg and picked it up and sat on it. After saying, kindof loudley, "look mom, I laid an egg!", this lady walks around the corner and starts laughing. Of course I just ran and hid. Ever since then, aroundeaster, my mom says she will give me a dollar if I will do that again... |
| I was at a the homecoming football game at my high school and i was sitting with this guy that was really fun adn funny. he was there with his girl friend and i thought it owul db cute for him to put his arm around her. So i predcided to take his arm and put it aournd her. I totally foregot i had a can of soda in my hand and i dumped it all over them. so much a good clean football game. |
| I was singing the national anthem at a hockey spirit game, with about a thousand people, and in the middle of the song I forgot the words! Instead of singing "for the ram parts we watched" I sang, "for the lamb...that we caught" and I sang those words very clearly so everyone heard! What makes it worse is that when I was finished, I found out that my crush and his friends had come to the game to hear me sing! They were all laughing hysterically at my mistake. I was so embarrassed!!! |
| During my sophomore year in college was running late for an exam. So I was running thru the quad, on pebbled concrete, wearing leather soled shoes. I was carrying a term paper as ran past a large group of hot sorority girls. As I planted my foot and turned toward the liberal arts building I slid on the concrete, my legs went over my head, all of my papers flew in every direction. I landed on my back, which pushed out the loudest FART out of my ass. All of the girls were dying laughing as I had to pickup my term paper. - Patrick |
| I was at the library with 2 of my friend. We were joking arund and started to read achildren's book. my bigest crush walked in and heard me reding the book outloud! I tryed to put it bak beforehe noticed but before i could he asked me, "Aren't you a little old to be reading that?" I was so embarassed! He told the whole school and i was the laughing stalk for the entire Month! |
| okay. heres my story. i stayed up really late one night ... well when i got up i went to have a shower b4 i went to school. i pulled down my shorts n my underwear n left them there. later when i was leaving about to walk out my door to go to school i remembered i had gym so i needed gym clothes. i couldnt find any shorts so i ran upstairs and grabbed the ones i wore as pj's. when gym came i was the only one that needed to change. cause that day to school i wore a skirt. i grabbed the shorts n my underwear fell out infront of all the gr. 6 classes. i didnt notice until i was on the other side of the room. everyone was pointing laughing n some were so grossed out. 4 people starteed blaming it on me. i kept saying it wasnt me but i blushed beet red. even worse. my crush was right there |
| i was abour 2 or 3 and i was on the bus with my mom n baby brother, my mom told me to stand up as it was our stop next so as i stood up the bus suddenly jerked to a stop as i was only little i fell flat on my face and at the top of my voice yelled "SHIT, FUCKING SHIT!" my mom was mortified and all these old ladies were staring at her and muttering "isnt she a bad mother" i always feel bad for it though im like 16 now and my mom wont let me live it down. it was so bad |
| The time was 2:36 and school had just ended. I was
really eager to leave the campus: one, because school
sucks and two, because my mom was picking me up in the
ghettoest van imaginable and I didn't want anyone to
see it. Of course being the great mother she is, she
parked the hunk-a-junk right, smack dab in front of
the school where it could be seen by pretty much
everyone and their mother. no pun intended. So there I
am already embarrassed that i had to be seen in front
of the piece of crap. I go to get into the thing via
the sliding door. I open the slider and it decides not
to stop. Yeah,it just kept sliding and fell off its
higes all together and clunked right onto the ground.
I had to go to the wood shop and ask for a screwdriver
to fix it. It, to this very day, haunts me when I
sleep. - Tyler |
| when i was like 6 i lived in a trailer with my dad, my stepmom, and my 3 step siblings. one day me and my little brother(about 2 yrs younger then me) were playing batman nad superwomen and we started really getting into the game. we got to the part where he was about to die so i was like "batman no and i started kissing him on the forhead" about that time my stepmom and sister walked outside to hang some clothes up and saw us rolling around on the ground, they busted out laughing and asked what we were doing..im 15 now and they still won't let me live it down. - Anonymous |
| It was around August and I had just gotten a new job as a secretary, so I went to buy some proper clothes for the job. On my way to work, I realized I was almost out of gas, so I stopped at the local Shell station down the road from my house. Since this was Florida, the heat was quite bad during the summer months if you didn't have air conditioning. I pumped in $10.00 worth of gas, and went inside to pay. There was a bit of a line, so I waited. As I got closer to the counter, I could feel a breeze on my legs. When I finally got to the counter, I said, "Hi, how are you today?" The man behind the counter looked mortified, so I said, "are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost." He replied, "I guess I have. You're doing a Marilyn Monroe." I turned around in circles trying to figure out what he was talking about, as he watched me make a futher ass of myself. Behind me was a man standing by a Pepsi fridge and a fan. It was then that I realized not only was my dress being blown up from behind, by the fan, but also that today I'd worn pantyhose without underpants underneith. The guy behind was signaling to the man at the counter about what he was seeing. How utterly embarassing. - Anonymous |
| omg, there was this one time i was walking home from skool with my best
friend kaley. wen we got together, we act so stupid. anyway, we're walkin to
my house singing as loud as we can. the song was 'im not okay' by my
chemical romance. and we see this hot, and i mean HOT guy riding by on his
bike. we freeze and stop singing. i see the look on his face and i know hes
thinking 'oh yea, u really are not okay.' i wanted to die. i gets worse. we
stops infront of us. at first we didnt recocnize him. it was kaleys
ex-boyfriens steven. he looked much cuter than i remembered. he said 'ur not
okay?' and smiles. me and kaley burst out laughing and cant stop. i see
kaley turing red, and bet i am 2. then he sayd to kaley 'is that because you
broke up with me, or you're crazy?" in a joking way. the 2 of us just cant
stop laughing so he starts to ride away. all we can manage to do is yell
'BYE!!!' but that was after he was halfway up the road. - Sara |
| one day me and my friend were playing around with my handheld tape recorder. i thought she'd stoped recording, but she hadn't. we were alone in my living room and i said "i got a wedgie' neither of us realized it had been caught on tape until we played it back. i was sooo embarresed. the worst part was wen she ran around my house and played to my mom, brother, and my brothers really hott friend. but dont worry, i got my revenge. - Anonymous |
| When I was 8 years old, I got the lead in the lower-classmen's play, Three Pirate Brothers. I went home ecstatic and picked out my pirate clothes. I went to school the next day and found that I was covered in suspicious little red welts. Being the good little actor that I was, I did the show anyway. In the middle of it all, the Policeman was supposed to drag me off stage. While dragging me, my shirt slipped up and I was known for weeks as 'Quadrupal Tripple Nipple'. Apparently, I was allergic to the laundry detergent my mom used. - Teddy |
| my most embarassing moment was when my parents were out at a movie and my boyfriend came over, we were kissing and our braces got stuck together. were trying to get them apart, and my parents walk in on us!!!!!!!!!!!!! man that was embarassing! - Kaylee |
| I had been at my friends house for like 2 days, it was spring break, and I had to take a shower, i mean i hadn't had a bath in days. Well earlier that day we had all been sitting on stephanie's bed and i farted. everybody does it. anyways, so it left a stain on my panties,that was brown. duh well while i was in the shower, stephanie and heather(the other gurl that was over there) were in the bathroom while i was in the shower. when we had all had a bath and were about to go to sleep stephanie and heather burst out laughing. then they told me they had seen the big stain on my panties and i tryed to explain to them that it was where i had farted but they wouldn't let me live it down. that's
not even the worst part. while i was over there i had brought my digital camera and stephanie had one too. well while i was in the shower heather and stephanie took pictures of my panties and took them to school and showed everyone even my brother and he still laughs at me. now i am known as dodo stain or dirt tracks. it's so embarrassing!!! |
| My most embarrassing moment was when I was at church on a Sunday night. I had just watched Austin powers gold member for the first time. And I remember the part where him and his dad where talking about Viagra me being ten years old thought it was like advil or tylonal or something like that. Well when I went to church my teacher, which was a guy, said I have a splitting headache and I said well maybe u need to take a Viagra |
| Well my name's Racheal. Anyways, I was in 9th grade and it was the first day of school. Well at lunch these really hot guys asked me to sit with them. So of course I sat down.....right on a packet of ketchup. I didn't even notice it until I got up and this one guy named Mike told me I was having a rear problem. I turned around and it looked like I had just got my period! So everyone at the table was laughing and I'm blushing like crazy. But Mike, being the sweetheart that he is, starting wiping the ketchup off my butt and gave me his hoodie to hide the stain. Afterwards, we started dating and have been since. So even though I got a MAJOR ketchup stain on my rump, I got a lover too! - Racheal |
| ONE time when i was 10 i was at my great aunts pool and I swan for awhile, but then My cousin and my sister and I went nextdoor to my house! I changed out of my bathing suit into my regular clothes well we went back to the pool and it was like a party there and i forgot i took off my bathing suit so i flashed everyone!!!! IT was sO eMbArRsing |
| Okay, my most embarassing moment was in elementary school. I was in my room with my best friend and we were singing along to our favorite CDs. I had two fake microphones and we both had one. Well we began to take turns and when it was my turn I began singing my heart out. About mid-way into the song, my dorr starts to slowly open. Thinking it was my mom, I faced the door and sang louder, trying to be silly. Well, come to find out it wasn't my mom--it was my crush of three years. When I saw him, I dropped the microphone, ran to the door and slammed it shut, pushing him out fo the way. I was soo embarassed!!! |
| On August, i went with my wife to Italy and as an extreme fun of Ferrari we went for a visit to Maranello. After we finished with the museum of Ferrari, we went to a restaurant a few meters away. Needless to say i don't speak Italian at all. My wife ordered a stake and i ordered a Carpacio..saying SI again and again to the waitor that talked to me, of course without understanding anything....While waiting for our dinner, i was making fun with two guys in the next table, eating spaggeti and wearing two really stupid shirts. My wife's dish arrived and it looked delicious. A few moments ago my dish also arrived...It was tottaly live....The meat was red like the cow just slaughtered.....Anyway i decided to give it a try....I start eating it and was ready to freak...At some moment a chunk of meat stucked in the end of my throat and i was ready to vomit, my eyeballs went crazy, i
became red and i put the towel i had in my legs in my face....And suddenly complete disaster hit...I vomit in my new Ferrari hat i just bought....Needless to say we paid and left ASAP.....I may forget the museum of Ferrari but until my death i AM NOT going to forget this moment. |
| In my freshman year in high school, I lived right next to my school. It was the first day, and at lunch, I realized that I had forgotten a lunch. It didn't really matter, though, so I went on talknig to my friends. Then, I hear my name shouted over the loudspeaker and my mom had come to give me my lunch in a Barbie lunch box as a joke! I got to the office and she made me take it. I went back out to the lunch area and everyone started laughing at me! And, to make matters worse, she put in a cupcake with the words, 'I love you' on it! To make it EVEN worse, It opened on my way to the table, and the peanut butter and jelly sandwich fell on me, and ruined my favorite jeans! |
| Hi my name is anonymous and i am going to tell you an embarassing moment. One day I was coming from my school library and I try to look goood in front of my classsroom. So then i see my friend at the teachers desk and i am trying to leave the class 2. So i start running pretty fast and all of a sudden there is a bookbag put in my way. I try to dodge it and i trip over it and land flat on my face. The WHOLE class strarts laughing at me. I was so embarrassed. And the main one laughing was this 6ft tall boy named Matthew he was the ring leader of all the laughs. There was nothing I could do so I started laughing at myself. Then from there on i still keep on tripping on things. my 8th grade life is ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Anonymous |
| i have one!here it is:on my 12th birthday party i had a swimming party.well there was like 10 guys and about 12 gurls,and we were all swimming!this really hot guy was there and chasing me around in the pool with waterguns until my friend uties my bathinsuit top(she tried to untie the bottoms also).the reason why i found out she did this is because she also liked him!that was the party i will never forget it was so embarrasing! - Ashley |
| one time, while on a field trip tp the Louisville Zoo, i was bending over to try and get the coins out of a "wishing well" that ducks swam in, when i suddenly slipped and fell in the duck pond. The teacher i went on that field trip with hated me anyway, and doing that didn 't help. |
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