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 One day at school, i as in math class. We were writing down notes into our notebooks. The room was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. I let out this really loud sigh and it sounded even louder than it was because it was so quiet. my teacer asked who that was and i got red in the face. I didnt talk or participate the rest of math class. |
| One day at school I was sick and I had to go to the bathroom , but I couldn't unbuckle my belt and all of a sudden I pooped in my pants and two girls asked me what was wrong and I was speachless and then a kindergarden teacher asked me what was wrong and I told her and that was the most embarrassing day OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Once when I was trying to ask this girl out and I had just gone to the bathroom and she kept laughing and I didn't know why and she pointed and I locked down and my thing was hanging out and from then on people called me Mr.Limp. - Blair |
| me and a friend were at a movie. well there was this really hot guy. so naturally i started trying to get his attention. well me and my friend started throwing candy that we bought at the store next door at him and his friend. well that didn't work. so i had my back towards the door and i didn't see him go out. i got up to get more Pepsi and as i was walking in he was walking out and i hit him in the head. well that got his attention. i was so embarrassed. but it doesn't end there. his and his friend came over and started talking to us. eventually down the road we started dating. he never let me forget that day. - Erin |
| Well... after school me and my firends go to another school like 5 mins away
from our school.... It was a catholic school so there really strict.... well
we would wip snow balls at the windows and janitor would run out looking for
us...meanwhile we have big puffy coats so they can't see us... when he
turned to go in i got up and wipped a snow ball he turned around...cuz he
was a smartass and he got it in the face... mean while my friends are
running there asses into the door of the school... i run in the other
door... so were playing hide and go seek.. he turned off the lights and were
in there... can't see a thing and he'slooking through the camera's that have
night vision... i heard some1 running down the hall and turn into the
classroom i was in... he turns on the light... turns out its the teacher...
he goes to the closit and my friend hides in the closit next to him.. he
wanted out so he thought i wouldn't care being a sacrifice he simply makes
a farting noise he utrns towards me im uder his desk. he can't see my i look
up and my friends laughing at me so im thinking u mother ******.... i picked
up a heavy thick book and hip it at the door... the door was made of metal
so it was loud... he ran to the door shut it and said... ok you little brats
come out... my friend ran to the window and started opening it he got out
but the teacher got his shoe i run into the hallway... run down pass the
office theres cops in there with fricken 2 dogs searching every room and...
wtf do i find... my princible with the janitors..... hmm do i run to the
dogs or run towards the teacher the other way... obviously i run to the
teacher and he's yellin over here over here.. i ran kiked him in the
balls... i imediatly get 2 the ground and piss my self laughing... my friend
runs in the doors grabs my foot and drags my to the elevator... lazy people
need it to get to the next floor....theres a door that leads 2 the roof no
choise we have 2 get through it and down the little thing that hangs over
the door.... once were outside a helicopter comes over our heads... then the
micro phone comes on... come out with your hands up... lmao... i see my
princible come out with his hands up and the police (SUPER PIGS) around
him... they take him into cruisers.. and all take off... my friend says up
for another round... i simply replaiy hell no....well it was time for the
janitor to bring out the garbage and he saw us so... i don't know why the
hell he did it but ok... he pulled the fire alarm and chased after us...
stupid noob... well fatty can't run and soon yells catch those kids lol the
reason he pulled the alarm was because they had scouts there so he have like
30 little kids out side running after us and we can obviousley outrun em...
we got home and 2 days later a teacher walks in our class room with a cop
and our princible.. and pointed to me.. he's the one who kicked me in the
balls wiped a hard book at me and ran away... the cop laughed... mean while
my principle said... are you laughing at my husband... and i fell to the
ground and pissed myself laughing and the teacher pointed to me and said and
thats what he did while his friend pulled him into the elevator... i was so
embarresed |
| I went shopping and bought this nice cute white outfit. My period had started the night before and i thought that it was to cute not to wear that day. I had to wear it that day. so i am walking around school thinking i look cute when my guy friend comes up to me and says that i have this big ass red spot smack in the middle of my pants. this is the worst part. i had been walking around all day like that with no one telling me. Get this: i am in High school!! ahahah (no wonder i kept hearing people laugh as i walked passed them) I never lived that down. MY new name is Bloody #####! (i dont want to give you my real name.) I t is too embarrasing. |
| My freshmen year in high school I was a student trainer so I was down on the football field during a big playoff game. The stands were packed with people I knew. During one play I saw that the quarterback (a senior) was about to get tackled so I backed up a little bit because I didn't want to get hit. Apparently it wasn't enough because the next thing I know I was on the ground right on top of the quarterback. He had hit my shins and taken me out. The head trainer ran up to me and asked if I was alright. I told him "I'm fine, just a little bit embarrased." From that moment on all the coaches started calling me "BOOM". That nickname still hasn't been forgotten a couple of yelars later. Everyone still teases me because they remember when I got hit. That christmas my mom got me a copy of the game film when I got tackled. |
| hey my names pollina and I have a WICKED EMBARRASING MOMENT to tell! ok
i have a bladder problem and its like i can't feel it when i have to go
to the bathroom. so anyways I was walking down my street just taking a
walk, and i didn't notice but the guy i liked was visiting his
grandmother who lived down the street from me. He was just staring out
the window because he was wicked bored, and he saw me singing to myself
wicked bad! He opened the window and was all, "SHUT UP U STUPID
RETARD!" then when he noticed it was me he ran out to apologize, but as
he did i started peeing in my pants! of course i didnt know it until he
started staring at my pants and looking like he had just seen a bucket
of boogers. I looked down and noticed and he was like "never mind u are
a stupid retard" then ran back inside staring at me. I was so
embarrased that i started crying and i guess he saw me because when he
came back inside he opened the window and yelled "wow im telling all
the kids at school your a cry baby!!!!!!!!!" i slowly started walking
home, hearing his laughs the whole way home it was sooooooooo
embarrasing!!!!! i dont think I could ever laugh about it agaiN! |
| Halloween 2004 was going to be awesome!!!! I was supposed to go to my friend, Kara's house the night before and spend the night and then the next day we were gunna go to Volleyball practice and then get ready for Halloween at my other friend Bridget's house. So everything was going good. I got to Kara's house and then we went to a Halloween party she goes to every year. We get there and it was a blast and then we left to go to her Grandpa's house to have a bonfire and talk and hang out w/ her family (her cousin was on my travel Volleyball team). So we are there and having fun, roasting marshmellows, when me and Kara go off to talk. So we sit really far from the bonfire but it was still kinda light out so we could talk. She wanted to know who i liked and all this other girl talk stuff. So we are talking and her little brother and his friend and her cousin start bugging us while we are trying to talk. So we got fed up and so we took their glow sticks (it was nighttime by now). So we start running towards the fire because the guys were chasing us. And let me tell u it was REALLY DARK!!!!!!!!! And so we were running and then I literally ran into a tree!!!!! It sucked. It hurt so badly! Luckily I didn't break anything! But i did bite through my tongue!!!!!! Which sucked b/c on Monday at school everyone knew the story and everyone saw my face cut and everyone made fun of how i talked!!! Because my tongue had gotten soooo swollen that I sounded retarded when i talked and people were making me say stuff and laughing at me! But w/e. And to top it all off I couldn't go trick-or-treating w/ my friends the next day because I had to go to the Emergency Room!!!!!! IT SUCKED!!!!!! |
| Alright last year at school I was sittin with my cousin Kimmie and my friend AdriAnne at school before the bell rang for first period. Well somethin caught my eye. It was a "new guy". "He" had the cutest head from behind.."his" hair was all short and spikey and I LOVED that. well I said " Ya'll see that? Ive never seen him before." and AriAnne said "Yeah that a new guy." and Kimmie goes "Keisha you should definitly go talk to him." and smerked. Well I didn't think anything of their smerking so I said "yeah I'll go talk to him." So I get up and walk over there and I'm all like "Hi. I'm Keisha. Welcom to Fayetteville Jr. High." (kinda flirty like ya know) Well then "he" turned around and I was so shocked! SHE said "thanks I'm Cindy." IT WAS A GIRL!!!! I turned around a slowly walked back to where AdriAnne and Kimmie were and they were laughin hysterically! I said "I'm goin to kill ya'll! Ya'll knew about this?" and they both said "yup". Well so then third period I found out that Cindy was in my class and she chose to sit beside me! I wrote her a note that said "Listen I'm sorry about earlier. I really thought you were a guy and I'm sorry for that and my friends kinda tricked me into goin over and talkin to you." and she writes back "Oh it's ok. Most girls probably would have got offended but I'm gay and so it's alright." and i just put back "ok.......". lol now Cindy and I are best friends and she always jokes about how I liked her in 9th grade. |
| wen we were like 7 me and me best friend, melinda, had the biggest crush on this kid named jarrid. we were alwayz trying to impress him like everyday we would get up, get ready, make sure we look x-tra cute then go ride melindas bike up bye his house. we would go n circles around his block jus to look at him. he was 3 years older than us so u know we had to try to impress him. so one day wen we got up by his house melinda got an idea to catch his attion. so we rode bac to her house too talk bout it n wen we got there she made me promise i wouldnt bac out!! so i promised then headed bac up to his house w/ me on her pegs. we passed his house too make sure he was out there, and he was n w/ a cute friend too=) so after we passed i got off her pegs and hopped on her handle bars. but wen we passed by his house this time melinda tried hoppin a whillie!! we were all confindent until we ended up on the ground 1st melinda then me. we tried gettin up so the bike wouldnt land on us but that jus made things worst. we ended up all tanged up together and the bike it was soo imbarrising. we layed there for like 3seconds and then got up and got on the bike and rode off as fast as possiable !!now we are good friends with him but thank god he dont rember us tryin to impress him |
| I'm 15 right, the prime of my teenage years (so I thought..), and I have this MAJOR crush on this guy called Andy! He's everything you'd want in a guy at the age of 15, blonde hair, blue eyes, hot bod, he even surfs and skateboards! So anyway, after 6 months of loving him, I was so ready to ask him out. I worked up all this courage, it literally took me days to, and went to walk over to him in the canteen line. I was all casual, calm, working my magic and all of that, when all of a sudden Andy says, "Look if you're going to ask me out, forget it, like 20 girls have already beat you. And frankly, I'm sick of it!" He was so mad that he threw his wallet at me and stormed off! I was mortified! And had decided to avoid him at all costs. But it didn't stop there, oh no. About half a year later, I was telling my friend about how I still think he's hot, but wouldn't go near him. And she suddenly got this BRIGHT idea. She said she needed to use the loo, and left me alone for about 5 mins. When she came back she was all, "So you know Andy.." and I was, "Like yeah.." and she goes, "Well I bumped into him on the way to the loo, and asked him out for ya." I was screaming at this point, and throwing rocks at my so-called friend. And then she says, "and Andy said he wanted to kill you for asking him again." And then my so-called friend laughs!!! |
| When I was about nine, my elementary school was holding its first annual talent competition. I've always thought of myself as a writer, so I thought I'd be smart and cute and write a play to perform for the show. I talked some friends into helping me, so we practiced up. Well, everything fell apart when one of my friends didn't show up on time and we had to go on one cast member short. We tried to stall by asking another student (a girl who didn't particularly like me at the time) to perform an introduction for us. I decided that she should introduce us and we would all do that Russian dance where you are supposed to squat down and kick out one leg and then the other. I still don't know what the dance is actually called, but at the time I thought it was called "Russian Roulette" (If you didn't know Russian roulette is a method of execution or suicide.scary.). I had this random girl announce us doing "The Russian Roulette" and we started trying to do the dance. The whole audience was appalled. During intermission, someone came up to that girl and told her the meaning of what she said and she got really embarrassed and came and told me the meaning of what I had told her to say. Then, I was embarrassed-and-what's worse is that I thought she was going to cream my face into the wall! We still managed to get second place in our division, but it didn't matter anymore because I was so scared and embarrassed. I embarrassed my family and my teachers, too! They were all in the audience. |
| My most embarrassing moment ever was when I was in seventh grade. Every Sunday I had PSR, which is like a religious class and one day we had confessions. Well, for some reason we had to do it face to face with the preist, when usually you could choose whether or not you wanted to do it like that or behind a curtain. I have always chosen behind the curtain so i wasn't used to this. At then end of the confession, the priest was doing the sign if the cross & I had no idea what he was doing because I had always gone behind the curtain. Well, since I didn't know what he was doing, I accidentally high-fived him! The worst part was that he is the main preist that I see every Sunday at mass & I was assigned to do it in the center of the church with a bunch of other kids watching me! When I did it, father Jeff was like, "whoa, what are you doing?!" I was like oh shit!! And when I was done, all my friends were laughing hysterically at me! I was mortified! Then, the next few days at school, everyone, even people I don't know, were talking about it & high-fiving people pretending to be me! I was soo embarrassed! And to top it all off, a few weeks later, my grandma was at a religious retreat thing and she was telling all the people what I had done and before she could finish, one of the older ladies she didn't know was like " Oh you don't have to finish that, I can." my grandma was like what? and she says "yea, my granddaughter Ashley(who is my friend) told me this story!" I couldn't believe it! - Emily |
| Hi my name is kayleigh my m8s call me kay or kezza.One day i was coming out of the gym sweating like mad and i saw my boyfriend he looked at me and turned away and would'nt look at me again.My friends was laughing at me 2.I asked my best m8 sammy wat was wrong wiv me and she said look down,so i did not realising my breast was half hanging out.If you think that was a bad day you ought to listen to the night.One night a boy named noah slept he was so fit.I had to sleep wiv them and knowing my brothers i knew they woukd pull an evil stunt.I wasn't wrong neither they did,i fel asleep and they woke me up sayng that is was a school day and we was late for school.Half asleep i believed them i mean like who wouldn't.I put on my uniorm and they said not really iwaqs waking up by them.I went to punch him but UNFORTUNETLEY i missed and hit the wall.I made a massive bag not to talk about the dint in the wall.My knuckles went bight red and Noah waqs laughing at me.I was SO EMBARESSED.I mean like who wouldn't be cute boy red knuckles and a dint in the wall .I wish i wasn't born!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| My mate was having a party for her birth day n me n 7 ova ppl wetre tryin to figure out wot we could do 4 er my mate suggested dat we have a fancy dress party we all fawt it was a gr8 idea. we told my m8 hus party it was n she loved it an i was really happy cuz the lad im in love v was invited. all my mates lv the film bridget jones so i thought id go as the bunny so i turn up in a pink bunny costume i walk in2 my frends house an they have all forgot 2 tell me that the fancy dress parfty was cancelled iv never been more embarressed so then wen i saw the lad i love wetting himself i jst wanted to go home ......ARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH how embarrasing - Becky |
| when i was about 11, my step family invited my family to Aruba becuase it is were they've gone as a tradition. when we got ther my step sister had told me all about how there were so many iguanas there. i loved lizards and i was really excited! in our hotel room we were on the 4th floor and somehhow there were iguanas on the porch out side of our room so i had fed them every day. then on about the 5th day i started running towards the glass door to the porch, you can tell were i am going with this can't you? Anyway, as i was running i ran toward the pull out couch that i had slept on and jumped on to it. i then jumped off of it as high and as far as i could. i landed on the tile floor and then i jumped again. this time when i jumped i would of been on the porch but the glass door was reluctantly closed. WHAM! i ju8mped straight into the door! all i could see for a moment were little black dots circling around my head and all i could hear was the hysterical laughter coming from everyone in the room; my stepmom, my sister, my step sister, my dad, my favorite little step cousin. every one's head turned the second i hit the door. my sister said that she had seen me stick to the door for a minute then rebound off of it. all i could say was "The maids here shouldn't make the door so clean." mabye they will figure that out when they see the skull mark left on the door - Davis |
| My sophmore year of highschool, my best friend had just started dating this really cute Jr. from school, and I was in "love" with his best friend. So my friend secretly told her boyfriend, who then told his friend. Come to find out his friend had liked me as well. So we began dating. About three weeks later we decided we were going to go out on a double date. We went and seen "House of Wax", it was great....although I didn't get to see any of the movie for us making out. SO then we went to a chinese resturaunt for dinner. We ate and as we were walking out I tripped over a rug, choked on my gum, and my boyfriend saw and began hitting me on the back trying to remove the gum that was lodged in my throat. After about the 3rd time he hit me, the gum went flying out of my mouth an into a tray on the buffet. Some chinese woman came out yelling at me in Chinese and told us that we werent aloud back. Everyone was staring and laughing. I almost began to cry when my boyfriend kissed me, laughed and said "it's all good, that place sucked anyway." He put his arm around me and we walked to his car. Although it was one of the most embarrasing things that happened to me........it brought he and I closer together somehow. It was amost 3 years ago and now were getting married!! - Tierra |
| One day in school during lunch I was swinging on my chair (holding a pole and the table for balance). My friend thought it would be funny to pretend so make me think I was going to fall, so he grabbed the chair and pulled it back slightly, which was just enough to make the chair fall and me. When I fell I landed on a bookbag and it had textbooks and binders in it, so it hurt alot and these really hot guys at the table next to mine started cracking up. I told them that something bad would happen to them because they laughed. But when I was getting up I put my hand on (what I thought) was the table only to find that I actually ust put my hand in ketchup and mayonaise. So I jumped up screaming and knocked the tray into the air across my table and landed on the front of the principals clothes. I covered my mouth to try and hide me laughing I had put ketchup and mayonaise all over my face. And the guys at the next table kept laughing, now holding their sides and trying not to pee their pants. Then the bell rang and when they were leaving (still cracking up) they all slipped into the mess of milk, juice, kechup and mayonaise, they were now covered in it. So I just pointed and laughed at them only to slip in the stuff and slide across the floor and straight into a pole. Needless to say when we all managed to get up safely the principal gave us all a long lecture about how it is wrong to laugh at others and that we shouldn't still be laughing while she was tryng to be serious.All because of that we got two months worth of detention. - Sarah |
| Okay,so I was at middle school my first year and was at lunch.I decided to buy a blue Gaterade and took one drink and slipped it into my backpack,me and my friend left the cafeteria and headed for the monkey bars.I set my backpack in the dirt because the benches were full, I came back and felt a wet drip on my pants.Then my friend says you know your backpacks leakin ,so I look down to find a long path of what looks like a path of water.I run to the bathroom from embarrassment and set down my backpack on the floor.To make matters worse I look down to find a big pile of mud,dripping on the floor.Some seven and eighth graders walk in and start saying eew for not knowing it was my backpack leaking.I turn on the air dryer(since there are no paper towels) but make things worse when I try to dry it. Me and my friend run to the office but the yard duty only let me go.I walk in and finnaly a lady lets me use the sink in back to clean my backpack.Every thi ng is soaking wet even my school books the only thing not wet were my P.E socks, my homeroom teacher walks also a guy at school I really hate sees me crying.To top it all off I walk in to my next class to find everyone staring at me as my teacher says "so is everything situated with the gaterade"I nodded my head as I very embarresed sat down at my chair.To this day I never drink blue gaterade. |
| I was 13 and I jumped off of a fence into a woodpile and had rusty nail go through the bottom of my foot. I went to the doctor for a tetanus shot. I left my mom in the waiting room while I went with the nurse into one of the rooms. The nurse looked like Salma Hayek. She was rubbing up against me taking my vitals and I was having trouble controlling myself. She said she was going to get the tetanus shot and that I should prepare myself. I tried desperately to get the blood back to the proper places. I was able to do so and then I dropped my pants and waited for the nurse's return. She walked in with a blank look and calmly said "the shot goes in the arm." I still wish to this day that the look on her face showed at least some sign of being impressed! |
| Okay I was in 2nd grade and i really had to crap.So i asked the teacher to use the bathroom.Being the meanest teacher in the world and such,she said no and told me to sit down.So i figured I was going to get her back for making me sit there.Thinking i was so clever i waited till school ended and went to take a dump in her chair.When i heard the door lock.I got up and started screming and trying to nock the door down.The teacher came back in and asked me what i was doing there.She sat down to call my parents to pick me up.All the sudden she got up screming.What happend to her was FUNNY! I saw her the next day at the local Publix and her and my parents had quiet a talk.I had to clean the teachers pants and chair and buy her a new chair.Bow that sucked - Eric |
| It was my first trip to Lagoon. (an amusement park) It was the final church youth group journey for the summer. We were encouraged to bring a friend so I brought my Daniel, the guy of my dreams at the time. We were running around from ride to ride. Occasionally catching up with the group. Toward the end of our stay my mom wanted to go on one of the water rides. I tried to convince my buddies to go with me, but to no avail. I went kicking and screaming the whole way. The ride didn't last very long, but I got extremely soaked. After the ride was over I ran to Daniel and jumped on his back and he carried me around for awhile. When I dismounted I noticed that there were water spots on his back where I had been sitting, but they had a pinkish tint. I immediately looked down to find that my tan shorts were now pinkish. I didn't know what to do, so I ran off to the bathroom with out informing Daniel of the mishap. As I was running off I heard countless people pointing out that he had something on his shirt. At this I ran at a marathon pace to the bathroom and convinced my bff Brenda to get me some new shorts. She told my ma and they went out to the car and returned with new shorts for me. Daniel was waiting outside the bathroom with a smirk on his face. I was too mortified to say anything. Luckily Daniel took the mishap with a grain of salt and we dated for several weeks to come. |
| one tyme i was in my house .. i was in the kitchen maiking something to eat .. well i started singing amazong grase ,,,then when i was done singing i heard clapping behind me and my mom was standing there laughing at me !! it was SOO emabressing . but funny .. !! |
| when i was in year nine of high school we went to Alton Towers but having a weak bladder i had to go to the toilet before getting on the coach on my way back to my form room i turned around there was a crowd behind me but in front of them there was my friend who was smiling at me i smiled back but he wasn't smiling at me he was actually trying to stop himself from laughing. I had walked back from the toilet with a big trail of toilet paper hanging out of the back of my jeans |
| My most embarrasing moment was when I was 9 yrs. old. I was in Sunday school and all the girls in my class used to sit under the tables and talk, well I got up and was standing infront of the table and my friend Kandis was crawling under the table and I guess she had her hand on the bottom of my skirt.As I went to walk away my skirt fell all the way down to my knees! All the guys were just starting at me and my friends were laughing! It was so embarrassing! - Chauntel,age 17, OK |
| One night me and my friends all decided to go roll someone's front yard. So I snuck out of my house and rode my bike to my friends house. Well, there was this boy who went to school with us, that we all hated, so we decided that his yard would be the perfect target, so we convince one of the girl's mom to bring us. We get the toilet paper, get in the car and set off. Her mom dropped us off in front of the house then drove up and parked a few houses up, so as not to look suspicious. After we rolled his house, and we did a great job, we had left over TP and we knew one of our teahcers lived a few blocks away. We decided that we would go roll her house as well, just for the fun of it. After we roll the teachers house one of the guys we were with decided to go be stupid and knock on the front door. So we all take off running for the car which is halfway down the street. Well we knew we couldn't make it too the car so we all jumped behind bushes and trees just so we would be hidden until the teacher went back inside. I jumped behind a really big bush in the neighbors front yard, and had to try to keep myself from laughing too loudly. After the teacher went back we all jumped and ran towards the car. I was laughing so hard that I just lost it and peed all over myself. It started running down my legs and my socks got soaked. I couldnt get into my friends car because I would get the seat wet and they would notice. So I had to lie and tell my friends mom that I knew the girl across the street and I was going to go spend the night with her. So my friends left me and I had to go knock on the teachers door, tell her what happened, borrow her pants, and get her to drive me home so I could get cleaned up. Once I got home she told my mom what happened and I got in alot of trouble for sneaking out. To make matters worse, when I got to school on Monday the teacher announced to the class what had happened and then handed me a piece of the TP from her front yard and said "I think you will need this in more than one way when you go rolling again." So I get laughed at, my friends find out what really happened and why they left me, and the teacher got a good kick out of it, too. |
| i live in the country everybody knows everybody well i was at this guys house with some friends and i guess we were being loud ( the music and fire works) lol...cuz someone called the police i thought I could hide so I looked around as fast and quiet as i could i jumped behind my friends futon...if you've ever seen a futon you know that there are poles in the back well i thought i could balance my self on them...knowing the cops would most likley look under it......so we were all hiding in diff places while my friend swore to the cops that know one was being loud here..why i was waiting there (trying to balance on the back of the futon) i started thinking about the situation i was in...and i busted out laughing i laughed so hard i fell backwards pushing the futon in to the middle of the floor tripping the officer and making him fall on to it....well like i said i live in a small town...the officer just happened to go to my church it was sooooooo embarrassing.....he made me tell my parents and go in front of the whole church...and ask them to forgive me. |
| hey. this is not my most embarrising moment because my most embarising moment im not going to tell you. :) ok, so in fifth grade we had to go to the highschool where i leave to go drownproofing. (drownproofing is when u go and learn to float and stuff in the water, basic stuff) we went and got changed in the locker rooms. then after we went swimming, i was totally wet. well duh right? anyway. on the bus ride home, im sitting in my seat next to the most popular girl in my grade and the bus driver stoped really suddenly. i slip out of my seat ond fall into the isle on my butt. i was so embarrised. the girl i was stting next to starts laughing an dasking if im allright. (all of this was before i became popular so im still kinda shy) i say im allright and start to get up. then the bus starts again and this time i not only fall backwards, but i since im wet i also slide down the isle and stop next to the chair of my crush. he starts to laugh and then all i can do is get up and stagger back to my seat. it was so emmbarrising... *shakes head* - Becka |
| My best friend and I were at taco bell and we can be somewhat rebellious. She dared me to steal this big neon sign off the wall. So after much contemplating I devised a fool proof plan to get the sign without getting caught. I grabbed it off these 2 hooks that were holding it up and we made a mad dash for the door. I looked back to see 3 of the workers chasing me!! Then suddenly the cord snapped. I had forgotton to unplug the darn thing and the snap was so intense I flew backwards and landed on my butt. I still had a chance to get away so I jumped up and continued running towards my friends' car. When I got to the car I grabbed the door handle only to discover it was locked! My friend was still running and fumbling for her keys. It was a close call but we got away. The next week I was sitting in one of my classes at school when this new kid behind me said "Hey I work at taco bell and I remember you! Our manager blamed us for the missing sign!" I just replied "I have no idea what you're talking about." The sign remains in my rec room as a reminder of our adventure. |
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