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 My name is Cassie. This is how it starts...... I have been skating since the age of 2, and playing hockey since the age of 5. In all of my years playing hockey, I have been labled "The Goon," because I bodycheck all the guys and leave them crying on the ice. Most guys didn't know I was a girl and they were scared of me. Anyhow, the reffs this game were real asses, and kept giving me penalties for bodychecking. I nailed a kid hard to the ground, and a little after that the whistle blew. The reff pointed at me and made a signal (I had no clue which signals meant what, but it was a signal so...), I lead myself to the penalty box, not arguing, one thing I have never done. I got in, and sat down all upset because it was the end of the game, and that'd be my last shift. I looked out onto the ice, and saw that there were five players on the ice, and I wondered. Then I thought, oh well no biggy. Then I noticed my time wasn't on the clock either, so I asked when I was going to get out of the box. As I turned, the timekeeper said, are you giving yourself a break or something? Why don't you just go to your bench? I said, uhh...I have a penalty. He said, no you don't, get outta here. I was red in the face, and not from being tired. I went to my bench and everyone was asking why I was in the box. I said I thought I had a penalty, and they were all making me feel really stupid. It turns out that the reff blew the whistle because the goalie stopped the play. And the reff didn't point at me, he pointed at the circle behind me, and the "signal" he did, wasn't a signal, he was telling the other reff to do the puck drop. Luckly I was only 10, and not 14 or this would be 800x worse! - Cassie |
| My neighbor, Alex, was over at my house one day, and we were on the trampoline. (BTW, he's 1 year younger than me) and we we're jumping and fooling around like we usually do. We usually joke around and kiss each other on the cheek and everything. But I went to purposely fall down, and he plopped down at the same time as me. But his legs sorta flew open and I landed right between them, and he started laughing. I jumped up and almost fell down ontop of him. Then, later on, I was kidding with him and said that if he grabbed my boob, which he did, that I was gonna bite his thumb (lame, I know, but it's a long story) so he did, and I grabbed his thumb, but he didn't think I was actually gonna bite him. But I did, and he said it didn't hurt. So I chomped down on his thumb, and he yelled out and laughed. Then he started yelling "Kiss it!" "Suck on it! Suck on it!" And he was shoving his thumb in my face, but what makes it super embarrassing is the my front door was open, and my dad was in our living room, and he heard everything that Alex was yelling, and it sounded so wrong..... But it was hilarous and he keeps on telling me to 'suck on it' and whenever he says that, people think he really means 'SUCK ON IT!' |
| well i had the most embarrasing moment. for vacation i went to mexica. i went with my aunt and three boy cuz. well i was the only girl. we were in mexico on the beach i decided that i wanted to get on this banana boat ride thing. so we were in the water and this boy was putting the life jacket on me and i noticed the waves started getting bigger. my aunt took forever getting hers on. i started getting nearvous because of the waves. finnaly a huge wave was coming soo started to run as fast as i could and of course u can't really run fast in the water. the life jacket slowed me down finally the wave got to me and sworled me around as i was spinnin in the water i could feel my shorts and underware starting to slip. i was holding on to them barley with my 2 fingers. they were under my nees and i couln't pull them up cause i was still spinnin. i could feel my naked behind out in the open. i could not go under because of the life life jacket. finally i stoped spinnig i wa s so lucky i wasn't thrown all the way out. i was in a hurry though to put me panties on because the water was leaving me finally i got them on and i stood up i saw another wave coming and i ran i hurried up to take the life jacket off. finally i reached land and acted like nothin happened. i was soo lucky it was in a different country that was the most embarasing moment in my life now i buy one piece bathing suits - Anonymous |
| When I was in high school my church youth group went on a trip to Sea World in Ohio. We stayed for 3 days and the whole time there I hadn't eaten anything so on the way back we stopped at Wendys and everyone nagged at me to get something small so I decided to get a frosty. Half threw it, we were ready to leave so I threw away me frosty and hopped on the bus. Half way home I felt bubbles forming in my stomach.I opened a window only it did not help so trying to be polite I asked my youth pastor ( whom was driving) if he could pull over so I could peeee. Only he told me to hold it until we got to the next rest stop or exit. I waited but my stomch keep hurting only the oain was moving downward the second try i was like Due I have to puke can you pull over....and he siad we're almost to an exit can you wait and i said yeah i'll trying ...finally I said i can't ...i can't wait you have to pull over . So we all pulled over and I felt calm I was said go ahead I'll be okay...I fell better so we oull back on to the road ,passing an exit and suddenly the pain came back and it was't going away so oce again I asked topull iover and he was like we just passed an exit and you said u were okay ...your gonna have towait this time ...so yelled out I have to poop and if you don't pull I will loose it here in my seat. The bus went silent everyone in shock and then a rush of laughter came over the entire bus. My youth pastor pulled over and I jumped out with a few friends and we went into the woods on the side of the road. After being out ther ewe releize that there wasn't anything around to use as tp so one of the girls went back to the bus and returned with a maxi-pad SUPER EXSORBANT. Once we go tback to the bus everyone was still laughing because shy me having to poop. The most embarrsing part was that after that the church had bought a SCOTTY POTTY ON THE GO with lots of toliet paper. And when anyone asks why do we have that for the trips ....everyone looks at me.laughs and says Danielle would you like to answer that. That story is told still today 8 years later!!!! |
| Ok so my most embarrsing story happend today! When I was in my 8th grade science class, we got index cards to make our jounals neater. So, me and my best friend were fooling around, so on his index card i wrote "men give me pleasure" to joke around. so i give it back and we all laughed. That same friend is also in my english class, so somehow he still had the card when we had english a few hours later. he must of dropped the card on the floor, so at the end of class my teacher goes up to me with the card. since my handwriting is so recognizable, she knew i wrote it. so anyways she goes up and says "does this card belong to u because i know its your handwriting" i just took the card and walked away embarrased. now my english teacher probably thinks im gay!! ahh! i will never right anything like that again! |
| I always thought I was immune to embarrassment as my formative years were spent trying to outdo my twin brother in an embarrassing each other competition, but how wrong I was. Over time my brother and I had moved on from loudly accusing each other of farting while in polite company to slipping small but expensive items into each others bag and then, after the victim in question had left the store, reporting him to store security. Things had always been relatively even right up to on one memorable occasion when the brother spent 4 long sweaty hours being questioned by police for 'public menace', another even longer 4 hours being yelled at by mum and about 4 weeks being laughed at by everyone in town after I had called the police from his mobile pretending to be him over fifty times in one day and reported fake crimes in progress. But not long after the laughter had died down my brother got me an absolute beauty. It was my sister's 19th birthday party (my brother and I were 18) and we were at a restaurant with about 25 other people including the girl who I had decided should have my children when, after somehow turning the conversation to bedwetting my brother, who was sitting across from me next to the girl who I hoped would be the mother of my children, loudly announced that I had been to see a specialist when we were 12 because I was still wetting my bed every night and that I still wet it every 2 weeks or so. For some reason I completely lost my cool and kicked him as hard as I could under the table. Imagine my confusion when he simply smiled at me while the girl next to him (future mother of my children, etc) screamed, started rubbing her leg and then burst into tears. My brother looked at the girl, looked at me, patted her sympathetically on the shoulder then excused himself and left the restaurant. Even after the door closed you could still hear his howls of laughter from inside, which made me feel even worse. As for me, I turned bright red, apologised, tried to explain, got abused by my family and, to make matters worse, the girl who I kicked not only accepted my apology very sweetly but also told me that she too had been a bed wetter up until about 10 so she could appreciate how I felt so then I had to pretend that I really did wet the bed. We have been together 10 years now and I still haven't told her about the bed wetting although my brother seems to get the giggles every time he visits and uses our toilet. |
| My worst moment would have to be when I was about 8. I was at this huge play place, kind of like a Chuck E. Cheese, and I had to go to the bathroom very badly. Well, I ran to the bathrooms, and I made it there in time, I just forgot to close the door to my stall! So a cleaning lady came in and saw me sitting on the toilet with my pants down. She left quickly, but I was so mortified, I just pulled up my pants and hot-footed it out of there without even washing my hands! |
| i was once diving at the pool and my dad goes ann martin ill take yer picture while your doing a back dive!im like okay so i do it and my bikini bottoms fell down!!!i hate bikinis till this day!aslo when i was in preschool there was this kid who pushed the tireswing daily and i got on we got so high and spun so fast and i PUKED! |
| Well my most embarrasing moment was when my friend was thrwing a party 4 me so she blindfolded me i dint know where we were going but she sed to calm down so i did but l8r on we got off the limo and i went into my house everybody yelled surprise my hottest crush was there so we were dancing i was booty dancing but then my hands went bak and touched his balls averyone did not know but then in the bathroom we were making out so i dint know my friend had this cam inside that was conected to the big skreen t.v. everybody was watching us while he took my braw off my best friend ( his x) never ever tlked to me again because of what i did with him but than gawd im still popular in my skool |
| I was in a crowded bike shop, looking for a good helmet. I was standing next to these two hot guys, so I decided to pick up a helmet close to them. The only problem was, I was wearing VERY loose pants, so when I took my hands off my hips, the pants fell down completely! I was just standing there, mortified, with these two boys laughing and pointing, in front of the crowded bike shop! I was so upset that I ran out of the shop and locked myself in my car for 20 minutes. - Embarrassed Biker |
| One time i was walking and then I just got new pants. They were really big so i was going to return them. When i went outside it got snagged on a twig. They came off. I tripped and landed into the laughing crowd. I landed on a lemonade stand. Then people laughed at me. It was pretty funny though. |
| well i got invited to my friends hawaii party it was going to be awesome she was older than me and there were going to be alot of cool people there well i went in my bathing suit and this really cute outfit.it was blue and it was ment for a cute outfit to go over a bathing suit.but the top i wore a strapless bra cause it was a strapless it all was going good but then when i was dancing i looked over at the dj's table and i saw a bra there that looked just like mine i was like o my gosh so i played it cool and went over and took it when noone was looking and i stuffed it in my bathing suit.noone saw i was so happy but then when i got home i was changing and i realized i still had my ba on the next day i saw my friend and she was talking about how someone stole her bra at the party i was so embarresed i left and didnt bring up the subject ever agian |
| One time I was in swimming class at school with boys and girls and the swimming teacher grabbed me by the hand and took me over where no one else could see us. She then let go of my hand and told me I still had my pink underwear on under my bathing suit! So I quickly had the go back in the locker room and take it back off and when I came back out to the pool area almost everyone was making fun of me cuz of it. It was sooooooooooo embarrassing!! I almost wanted to transfer schools because of it. |
| Ok, we were at camp together and some of the boys decided to play a trick on us overnight. When we got up in the morning (we go to sing the anthem every morning) So we got up to sing and our underwear and bras were hanging from the flag pole!! It doesn't end there. When we finally got them back, kids were making fun of us for wearing pink and purple underwear, one was my old undies that still fit that had barnie on them... Sooo embarassing! It happened infront of our crush's and to this day people still call us the panty princesses... - Renee & Amy |
| Every summer I go to a small lake just outside of my city. During my first weekend out there I decided to show off to my ex-boyfriend and all of his friends. I was pretty angry at my ex because he had just dumped me for another girl out at the lake. So as my 9 year old cousin and I sat and watched him and all of his friends, and his girl friend, take turns doing tricks into the water and have a great time I decided I would go to the boat dock just to the side of them and do a few of my own tricks. I ran over there in my two piece bikini and got a huge running start did the biggest cannon ball of my life into the water. Now, the dock that I had jumped off of wasn't made for swimming and it was really hard to pull my self up and out of the water and onto it. So as my cousin sat and watched me struggle and pull my self up her expression changed really fast and I heard my ex and his friends laughing to the side of me. I walked all the way to the end of the dock and asked my cousin what trick I should try next, she looked at me with huge eyes and said "u might want to fix that". I looked down and one side of my bikini top had slid all the way over to my arm pit revealing everything! I was so embarrassed and I tried to act casual about it and slowly walked off the dock and back up to my cabin but his friends and him were laughing and yelling, "Titties!" it was so embarrassing I wished I could of melted into the ground! - Bridget |
| When I was nine years old, I was sitting on my older brother's water bed watching "The X-Files." My big bro had a lot of spare pennies laying around and I knew better than to put them in my mouth and play with them, but I was mad bored so I did it anyway. So, I had this penny in my mouth and I must have wiggled a little or something because the water bed started moving. Of course, the movement made me choke on the penny. I ran out of my brother's room into the living room coughing with my hands around my throat. My mom instantly screamed, "Oh my God!" and came running towards me. Before she could get to me, I gave one mighty cough and I somehow mananged to swallow the penny! So, once I could speak, I let my mom know that I had choked on a penny and that now my chest hurt really, really bad. So, she called up my older brother (he had the car at the time) and had him pick us up so I could be taken to the hospital. It turned out that the penny had lodged itself in my esopha gus. So, after waiting a night to see if the penny would move at all (it didn't), I had to get surgery to take the penny out. They put me to sleep, stuck a tube down my throat, and used these long tweezers with a camera on the end to pull it out. Ever since I got out of surgery, my family and friends have enjoyed calling me "The Human Piggy Bank" and to this day I cannot be around any pennies without someone asking, "Are you hungry or something, Hilary?" It was quite an embarrassing ordeal, but I still have the penny in a jar and pictures taken of my esophagus as they were pulling it out! Interesting souveniors. - Hilary |
| It waz the first day of High school for me.. And I wan't to say hi to all my friend so I walked up to every one I knew and said hi there sexy (I say that to ALL my friends)NEwayz.. soI ran up behind this kid and coverd his eyes and said hi there sexy and he turned around and guess who it was It was my Vic princable....Dange it I got so Emarasted I covered my face up for the rest of the day!!!!:( sad - None |
| ok one of my most embarrassing moments was one time when i was maybe six or 5 or something i was at my uncle's softball game and we were watching a little bit and i decided to go into my car. so i told my mom and she let me go...litle did i kno that the parkin lot had a lot of the same cars as me...so i picked one of the cars that i thought was mine and i got in. but then i realized that there was a baby seat and i didn't have a baby seat in ,y car so i got out and made sure no one was looking but it ended up that my mom and sister were and they laughed at me and to make the whole thing worse the girl who owned the car was coming toward me and i was soooo embarrassed. my sister never let me live it down :-) |
| I was at home and someone knocked on my door , my mum told me to go get it so i rushed to the door and when i looked through the spy hole to see who it was it looked like it was my dad standin there so because im not exacly best of friends with my dad i opened the door a bit and walked into the living room thinkin he wuld just come straight in but wen no one came in i shouted out really loud " WELL YA GONNA COME IN THEN DAD " no one came so i walked to the door and opened it i was just ready to shout at him , until i realised it had been the photo man standing at the door waiting for my mum ........ i was so embarrised that i ran into the living room completely in hysterics and told my mum that she had to go to the door because i just culdnt face him ........ it was the most embarrisin moment of my life |
| this one time i was walkin with the cutest guy in school. and my little brother had to come and so we were talking and all the sudden my little brother pantsed me. i was so embarressed and i never brought him n e where again - stevie |
| one time i was at the mall and i was in the footlocker looking at the jordans when i walked out i saw the most beutiful girl in bedicheck middle school then all of a sudden my friend jumps behind me and scares the crud out of me causing me to spill my drink all over her new 300 dollar dress. |
| My most embarrassing moment was when i was in the 3rd grade.My friends and i were doing the splits and round offs and stuff like that at reccess.when i went to do the splits i was half way down when i ripped my jeans.it was a hige hole right an the croch.I wasn,t able to change so i had to go a whole day with a hole in my pants. everyone was laughing and teasing me.i was so embarrassed! |
| It was the middle of the afternoon and I was really high. We had smoked a bunch of Kind Bud and I was completely out of it. I had seen a sprinkler spraying a tree and a metal sign with water. Here was my amazingly deep comment: "Dude, you see that tree right there? Yeah, that tree is loving that water. But that sign, that sign is HATING that water, cause, you know, metal and water, they're enimies...so I bet that sign is hating that water." No one has ever let me live this moment down. |
| One time when I was in 4th grade, my whole class was reading this one book together and we each sat at our owns desks. Everyone including the teacher was laughing their heads off because they thought I farted when really my book scraped against my desk! I was so embarrassed! -Sum1 from PA
I was at the first dance of the year and couldn't wait for the dance to start. me and my friends were trying to get in a dance off sort of circle and we were making our way to the when we got pushed back. i just kept trying to move forward to see what was going on.i didnt know but in the middle of the circle some kid had gotten sick. i made it to the front and my ex was holding me back then he let go and i slipped in vomit.Right in front of everyone !!!i got cleaned off but i was wearing someone eleses clothes . towards the end i sat in gum and ripped both of the knees in the pants and she hasnt talked to me sinse |
| Once I was at the beach, and my friends dared me to moon my crush. So I did, and instead of my crush it was my dad! And when I mooned my dad I farted and pooped - Anonymous |
| When I was in the 10th grade, me and my friend were walking to our 5th period class. It was after lunch and I just finished drinking two full bottles of soda. So I asked my friend to go to the bathroom with me. When I was in the bathroom I went to one of the urinals that was open and my friend took the one next to me. Before I went on it, it seemed that someone already flushed it and it was still flushing, so I didn't bother waiting for it to finish... so when I was doing my "business" I hear this rush of water hitting the floor. I look down and I notice that the urinal wasn't draining... and the flushing didn't stop so it was overflowing, the water started soaking my pants... but I was still in the middle of my "business" and didn't want to move away, so I stayed on that urinal and my pants were getting soaked while I kept going. After a 20 secs. or so I finished and my pants were covered in toilet water. The bathroom was full of guys and they all noticed and started laughing. My friend was laughing the hardest and I could hear people saying that I pissed my pants. The worse part was that I still had to go to my fifth and sixth period class. When I was going to my fifth period class I was walking really close behind my friend so no one could notice my pants. The only good thing was that I wrote about the experience for my english class and recieved an "A" for it. |
| I was sitting with my boyfriend on the buss and he let me listen to his Ipod and i put on "Stacy's Mom" and i started to sing to him like i promised. Well i turned up the Volume a little too loud so i couldnt hear my self singing...well turns out that i was singing so my whole bus could hear me and they were all laughin at me cuz i dont have the best voice...ya so that was very embarresing and none of them will let me live that down - Lynsie |
| ok so i was like 11 years old and my mom invited her friend over to teach me how to do like back handsprings and stuff. well i was so excited because all of my neighbors were outside and i was thinking oyeah this will be my time to show off. I forgot to mention that every kid on my street was a boy and i was the only girl. ok so i was doing my back handspring really good so i told my moms friend to barely spot me this time. i took off and i guess i was so excited that i totally forgot what i ws doing and while i was upside down and came down and landed flat on my head. i thought i was "seriously injured" so i start screming that i needed to go to the hospital. all the guys were dying laughing not caring about if i was hurt or not. my mom came out and said that i had only got the breath knocked out of me. to this day my neighbors will never let me live that day down.... |
| A while back I was flirting with this girl I liked and was trying to act all cool by leaning my hand against her locker when I slipped and fell. Our school is kinda slanted and the floor had just been polished it being after school. I slid all the way to the bottom and ran into one of the big rack things with flour bags on them and got it all over me. But it wasn't over yet. I got up and tried to get back up but the girl pushed me back down and then came down with me and started kissing me we've now been dating for 8 months. It was embarrassing to start out at first been then ended up well I guess she likes a man with "The Moves". |
| So yeah when I was 6 I was going to be the flower girl in my aunts wedding I was sooo excited!... then while I was walking down the isle all of my flowers got stuck to the bottom, not 2 bad right. wrong! I turned the basket over and started banging on the bottom next thing I know all of the flowers were on the ground! I was so embarrassed that I ran out the door that the bride was going to come in! My shoe was unexpectedly caught on her dress but she didn't know and I didn't want to ruin her day so I just pranced in behind her on 1 foot. then I fell into her ! We both went tumbling down the isle and guess what there more is! I had been crying so much that while I rolled over her snot went piling on her face!!!!!!! That was officially the worst day of my life! |
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