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 Everyone thinks that I have this crazy obsession with one of my English teachers on campus. Every now and then, I'll just play along, because it's funny. So anyway, one day my friend Ashli and I were at her doorway, and we thought she was gone because her lights were off. Little did we know that her computer was still on though. So we stood there talking for some reason, then we heard the lounge door open at the end of the hall. Ashli and I look at eachother petrified as we realize it's her....the teacher who thinks I'm her stalker. As if she didn't already see us, we made sure she heard us, as we ran screaming the other way. Ohmigosh, it was so embarrasing. The weirdest part is, is that the teacher hasn't brougt it up. |
| ok,like one time i waz swimming at the holiday inn with my little brother.he punched me in the stomach and swam away really fast.i was trying to grab him and the pool was really crowded and i ended up grabbing this hotty in a headlock!!!! |
| My most embarrising moment was when I was 6 years old and me and a friend were wating for the school bus. There was a patch of ice on the road, so to get on the bus you had to walk over it. Well i saw my friend run acrosss it, so i thought I could do it too. Well it turns out i couldnt and i ended up falling on my butt in front of all the kids on the bus, the kids behind me, my dad, and other parents. I was SO embarassed. EVERYONE was laughing, including the bus driver! But 8 years later me and that same friend still laugh about it. |
| one of my most embarrassing moments is wen i wuz in a pizza place and i went into the bathroom 2 make sure my hair wuznt messed up or anithing & wen i walked up to the mirror i didnt realize there wuz water on the floor and i fell backwards flat on the floor!! if that wuznt bad enough a guy that worked there obvisouli heard something hit the floor in the ladies restroom & ran up banging on the door sayin are you ok i was like yeah he was like ok then wen i came out of the bathroom every one was staring at me!! - taylor |
| Aight well we all gone to a water park 4 a class field trip and I was having a blast till I noticed people staring at me and laughing but I knew that a lot of rumors were going one about me at the time so I just ignored it. It wasn't till I went to the locker room to change that I noticed a huge whole in the back of my trunks that were showing my "hottstuff" boxers. IM guessing it was from the slides. - Steve |
| When I was in ninth grade my sister and I had gym together and the whole class had to sit in the bleachers because it was wet outside. Well, she took a note from me so I started chasing her to get it back and when I did I slipped and fell on my butt. The whole class started laughing so I started laughing also to play it off. Then this hot guy went to help me up and fell also so it worked out great!!! |
| When I was in the third grade, I had to go to the bathroom really really badly but we were taking a big test so my teacher said to wait. So I waited. tHe test took about two more hours and by the second one I knew I hadf to go now or pee in my pants, but when I raised my hand my teacher told me that if I asked her again she'd call me mom. It only took a few more minutes before I peed in my pants. Naturally, everyoone forgot aboutt eh test and laughed, including that stupid teacher. - Anonymous |
| I was sitting on my lawn one day with my girlfriend, and a sqieuerrl up on the electric wire dropped a nut on her head.(at least thats what she told me) She started yelling and screaming as loud as she could as if it hurt, and my neighbors started coming out of their houses one by one. As she was screming, I told her that she was such a drama queen (because I though she was faking it) but then she tilted her head to me and I saw this BIG dent in the top of her head and blood was gushing out. My neigbors watched in surprise. Ever since that day, they thought I was an uncaring person for not helping her. (I would have helped if I had know that she was really in pain). - Michael |
| I was at my house and I was wearing a pair of shorts with a HUGE rip down the butt-crack. My dad announced that he had to go to Mac's, and I asked if I could come. I forgot to change my shorts. I went out the front door, with my dad behind and we got into the car. We then arrived at Mac's. My dad had to go to the bakery and to Mac's and to the cleaners. We first went to the cleaners. My dad noticed the rip when we went to the bakery. I was so embarrassed! When we went to Mac's, which was a few doors down, I kept my
backside to the wall, side-stepping. Everyone was looking at me like what the hell? Inside Mac's, I did the same thing, and there was like a million people in there who kept staring at me! Finally we were done and I rushed into the car. Boy was that embarrassing! - Mel |
| Last year, my school had a talent show. Well, before this (like a month before the show) my friend and I decided we were going to try to pull off a runway/fashion show by modeling. We were the only ones who were going to be modeling. The day of the show the narrator of the show called out our que to start. The music was really screwed, by the girl who was supposed to be playing it. And the girls backstage were helping us get changed ... problem was that we were only two models, and couldn't get changed in 18 seconds! So we sent out our helpers backstage, who were commonly dressed. It was so embarrassing. So I called everyone out to the stage ... to save the show I yelled "This is our version of a screwed up fashion show" and everyone started clapping. My friend (Brittany) started to cry and explained that she should have at least been less serious, and have fun with it. Everyone said that we had the funniest show in the talent show, and we were like "thanx, ... ooh... we did that on purpose!" - Amanda |
| Just this week, I was at school and i undid my lock and then when i opened my locker, i slammed the door on my forhead by accident then yelled "Oh shit!!!!!" and everyone started laughing, especaily my friend who was right beside me. it hurt like heck! now theres this line on my forhead from that. -Kinsey, Indiana
my dad goes over to his friend's house every friday to play video games all night. well one night i decided to go with him and dad's friend's son was there too. i played video games with him and i guess i was just tired cuz i fell asleep and my dad came in to wake me up and told me that the poor little boy wanted to go to sleep but i was taking up the whole bed!! i was so embaressed! |
| Well I was in track for 8th grade track, and it was my first time doing hurdles. My mom thought it would be cute to invite my friend Phil to see me, and not tell me about it, so I would be surprised when he showed up, she didn't know I had a huge crush on him. Well I was about to start the race, and I see him sitting with my mom in the bleachers. I flipped out and when the coach blew the whistle to start I took off really fast. I was doing good for a while; I was even in first place. Then I looked up to see him, and I tripped over the last hurdle, I felt so stupid so I just lied there till the end of the race. Then slowly I picked myself up and walked to the finish line. Where I was then yelled at by my coach for just lying there. I felt so dumb I never wanted to see Phil again, but then afterwards he came up to me and told me I did good. He also told me he has had a crush on me for a while now and he wants to go out with me. So it wasn't all that bad I guess. |
| Ok, one time in school I asked to go to the bathroom. I didn't have to
go but I didn't want to be late for next period. It was almost the end
of the period and the teacher said so, but I lied and said I had to go
really bad. She let me go. So I'm walking in the hall towards my locker
when I see my biggest crush ever! So we talk for a sec, and somehow we
end up kissing! It was a great moment and we both didn't notice that the
bell had rung and people were going through the halls laughing at us!
She refused to talk to me for a month but finally we just forgot about
it and laughed. - Kurt |
| when i was about 14, i was talking on the phone to a boy i had a crush on we were in the same class. well i was saying some "not so nice" things to him on the phone. little did i know, my dad was standing behind me the whole time while i was saying these things, i was so embarrased. when my mom got home from work he repeated the things he heard me say, my bottom hurted for days. i will never forget that day. when my daughter was about 9months old, she was learning how to walk. we went outside on a cold winter day to play in the snow, she started making some pretty steady steps, so i had my sister to run in the house and get the video camera so that i could have her first steps on video. when my sister got back with the camera,i started taping my daughter, she was walking towards me and im walking backwards. as i was backing back, my foot slipped on the ice and i was
saying " WHOOOA" as i was falling. i fell backwards on my back. my sister was laughing so hard. i was so embarrased, all that was caught on tape. everytime we watched that video, you could see that someone was falling with the camera,which was me. |
| In my 7th grade year, I was going to school in a town called Wolfe City. My mom had moved because she could no longer stay in the house she was at, and me obviously living with her had to go along. (I ended up going to 3 different middle schools that year alone!) One day me and a couple of newfound friends of mine were on this rail that surrounded this couple of yards of grass. There were benches in front of us and little did we know that they weren't attached to the ground. We all put our feet under the same bench to lean over the edge and the bench lifted up, yet somehow my two friends caught themselves and stayed on the rail, and I fell off in front of the whole school!!! A bunch of jerks (the whole school pretty much) were laughing at me. I then earned the nickname "The Girl Who Fell off the Rail." No one even respected me to call me by my name!!!! |
| once in science class i was disecting an eye ball ( goats) and the teacher leaves so me and my friend play table tennis with it then 10 minutes later he came back in and i was so surprised i missed the the table and the eye went into the techers face. after about 30 seconds went by i farted. |
| My most embarrassing moment - was when I was out on a date at the county fair and was wearing a waterbra and for some unknown reason......it popped! Just like a balloon. I had liquid leaking out of my bra and through my blouse. So I had to go to the restroom and take it off. It was everywhere!! So I zipped up my sweater and continured with my date....see I am a true trooper! Even BRALESS with greasy boobies. |
| one time my friend invited me to go on a ski trip with her, i ofcourse went! when we were driving to jasper, i had to go to the bathroom realy bad. When in the little bathroom i realized i had gotten my period...for the first time! I was so scared...i didn't know wut to do. It took me like the whole trip to get the corage to tell my friend. On the final night it got worse. I woke up in the moring to sheets filled with blood...i was so embarraed..i hid it from my friends mom...it would of been worse if she had seen! I went skiing that day with satined underwear and pj's..worst experience ever! |
| My family is Italian and so we love 2 eat so one day at one of are family reunions i brout along my boy-friend!! so.....once we all sat down and ate everyone started talking about imbaressing moments and they started 2 bring up the time last year when i waz playing with my lil'cuzins and we all started dancing and then my brother came up and panced me and he just ment 2 pull down my pance but instead he pulled down my underwear 2 and i had my old boy-friends name all over my butt and on my back!!!OMG after that he waz scared 2 hang around me alot i wish my family didn't have such big gossiping problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~U will never know~ HA HA |
| I have a habit of sleeping in just a tee-shirt and underwear during the hot summer. I had just gotten home from work, and I was exhausted so I decided to try and get to sleep. I kept on hearing my brother being loud from his room across the hall, so I decided to go and tell him to keep it down. So, I burst into his room without pants only to realize that there was about 3 other boys in there, all playing video games. So I just stood there, in my underwear mildly stunned until one of my brother's friends said " um.... hi." I quickly turned away and went back into my room. From now on, I make sure to check before i go romping about in the house without pants on! |
| I had been dating this wonderful guy for several weeks and this was the first time I had decided to spend the night with him. We went to the club and as usual I had a bit too much to drink. We went back to his place and I immediately went in his room to pass out. Later that night I woke up realizing how badly I had to pee. I went in the bathroom and to my surprise my boyfriend was there asking me what exactly I thought I was doing. I explained the obvious and asked him to leave the room. Without arguing he left. The next morning I awoke to find that the bathroom I thought I had been in was actually a bag of clothes he had stacked in the corner of his room. Needless to say, I left and we aren't dating anymore. - Amanda |
| I was on my way to my health class when out of the blue someone puts his hands on my eyes and says "Guess who?" well all I can think of is my budd thinking it was him I yell out "you're Alex" well it ended up that it was my biggest crush ever!! he turns and looks at me with a face of confusion (I have this thing that I laugh alot in frount of ppl I really like ;nervous)well I started to laugh alot well since I ate right before my health class my breath smelled like ass so he kind of backed off well the most embarrasing part comes next an unexpected fart just comes out!! he just stayed in silence so did my friend!!! it was so embarrasing I'm never going to talk to him!! i thought my life was over but to make it better he farted in frount of my class while giving a speech just to prove farting is normal (we ended up going out) now everybody points at us all the time!!!!!!!! - Colleen :D |
| Hi i'm Katie Zander aka Bug as my friends call me. i was talking this guy T-bird thats his nickname well i was talking and laughing with him now remember he's like totally HOT well my friend came and talked to me and she didn't see T-bird and she started saying T-bird's hot and stuff and i was like heck ya cause i totally forgot he was next to me and was licking my finger and putting it on my shoulder and doing a sizzling sound and he said "you like me?" iwas like oops but it turned out really good cause we ended up going out that was my embarassing moment but it turned out great oh yeah - katie zander aka Bug from Charles City,IA |
| ok... when i waz 5 me and my family had at thanksgiving party and i was tired after a while so i went to sleep. Then by accedent i fell off the bed and hit my head on the floor an dwoke of seeing all my cousins staring at me. |
| It was monday morning i was on my way to my fist class (I was about 45 minets late)I walked my dog gizmo in the morning thinking it was sunday! we were finally in the frount door as I'm getting off my car my doggy lesh got stuck on my shoe and I didnt realize it till my dad yells out "Collie you have something on your shoe and i dont think you wanna go in with it!!" I was looking down then finally spotted it I took i off , ran back to the car and threw in the back seat. I'm looking down to see if i have anything else before I make a fool out of myself when my dad yells (yet again) "Collie!.....never mind!" I turn back at the school and go straight at the flag pole!!!! Some geek in the chess club took a picture and everyone saw it in the main office and in the year book!!!! :( - colleen |
| My mom and me wuz at this sk8 shop in topeka and its called midwest skate (sk8 shop) and there wuz these fffiiinnneee boyz there. And i started to talk 2 them and i leaned back cuz i thought there wuz a wall behind us well the wuz but ther wuz ska8boards on the wall and when i leaned back they all fell down on me it wuz so embarising. - Courtney, Kansas |
| One time when I was riding my bike my friend, Anthony said that there was a cat in the yard and I turned and my jeans got caught in my chain! Well I went to pull it out. Now, mind you, the road is a complete circle. It was on the sharp bend and I wasn't paying attention and I hit the mailbox! Of course I went flying, as did my shoes and bike! The mailbox had this hugs dent in it. The family that owned the mailbox stared at me and then were all like, "Are you alright?!" And I was bright red. They kept the box so every time we pass it Anthony and his sister Krystal are like, "Don't run into anything Andy!" And then if we're riding with somebody else, they always make a point to slow down and show them "Andy's box." My nickname is now 'Mailbox lover' - Andy from Ohio |
| I was in my school play right i mean i got the lead too and there was this one seen that i wasn't in and i had to change into a dress so i went to the bathroom changed peed and went back on stage. Unfortunatlly i was needed right away so i had to run onto the stage, and when i did people started to laugh. I thought this seen isnt funny. So my co-proformer who happend to be my crush told me that my dress was stuck in my underware witch said "Princess" on them. Really bad right? Not yet, i figured no one really saw it. The next day i got to school and they were playing my play on the moring announcements!!!! But they didn't play the wgole play they only played my most embarassing moment! now everyone calls me "Princess Pantie" im still totally embarassed |
| ok. in 7th grade i was in mrs. mary (my english teacher's class) and we didn't have nething 2 do, so we decided 2 play the trust game (u get in a circle and some1 is in the middle and they fall and the ppl around the side have 2 catch them, then thro them 2 some1 else) and i was in the middle. so we were just playin and they started gettin' a lil' ruff. LOL :)! they were pushin' and pushin' and pushin' and i was gettin squeezed really hard, and i accidently farted REALLY loud! every1 was rollin around on the ground laughin, but no1 knew who is was. so ppl were like, "who was that" u know? and so i didn't answer and they were like "HANNAH-KATE!!! Oh My Gosh, it was Hannah ya'll. So i mean, i wasnt gonna lie so i just ignored 'em. but it was SO embarrassing! but now, im 13 and in 8th grade and they STILL bug the pee outta me about it! - Hannah-Kate |
| ok, well 1 time when i was 8 i went to a church camp with my friend & we had all our bunkbeds pushed together. well u no i was 8 so i took a teddybear with me. well all my friends were like playing keepaway from me with my bear. then they through it on the ground & i jumped 4 it well i had on a long gown & i heared something rip. well it was my p.j.'s. they had gotton hung from the bottom so i was hanging from the bottom of my p.j's with my undies showin & everything. they wouldnt get me down either un til they took a pic. i was so embarrassed! but it was funny & now we all laugh about it. - Hillary, Tennessee |
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