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ok, well 1 time when i was 8 i went to a church camp with my friend & we had all our bunkbeds pushed together. well u no i was 8 so i took a teddybear with me. well all my friends were like playing keepaway from me with my bear. then they through it on the ground & i jumped 4 it well i had on a long gown & i heared something rip. well it was my p.j.'s. they had gotton hung from the bottom so i was hanging from the bottom of my p.j's with my undies showin & everything. they wouldnt get me down either un til they took a pic. i was so embarrassed! but it was funny & now we all laugh about it. - Hillary, Tennessee
I was bowling with my new, lovely boyfriend and for the first time meeting all his friends (who were all older and more popular than me). It was my first bowl and I made a big thing of picking the pink ball, until I realised it was actually too small for my hand. Already about to swing it, I had no choice but to hope it would come off, and it did. Unfortunately, it flew off my thumb into the next lane, straight down the gutter, making the guy lose his game and all the people around laugh so much. Luckily my boyfriend found it hilarious and gave me a hug and proceeded to take my turns for me, but I still had to endure all of them laughing for ages and then telling everyone at school too. Oh the shame.
okay, when i was little, i loved this guy that was my friends friend. shea, (my friend), and i made up names, and my last name was burt, the guys last name. i was having a party at my house (for me, shea, and another friend), but my signature on the invatation was cassi burt. cuz those were my favorite names. well, my friends mom hung the invatation up on the fridge, and i dont know why. just my luck, burt came over...and saw it. i was humiliated when shea told me. i, luckily, wasn't there. now i am in the same school as him and i am really not trying to let him see me cuz i dont want him to tell his friends, "hey theres that girl that likes me" even though SOMEHOW shea told her brother about me...a sure friend...just kidding:) i bet that was one of the worst embarassing moment with crushes. - Laura
my friend and i were at break at school when she had liked a cute boy. we were walking over to him because one of his friends had told us to come talk to them. she was really scared and stayed back a little plus her heels were giving her problems. he called our names and she forgot about her shoe problem. she started to walk quickly. it was still damp outside. i told her to slow down going down the hill. she was to intrested in him to hear me. she slipped on the grass a little she caught herself in time though. then she started doing that slow sexy walk. when her heel broke she rolled all the way down the hill. everyone laughed including me and him and all his friends. that was 2 years ago and now she still wont talk to him.
one day at school I was sitting in my chair and my friend brittany( who is really sexy) stood up and bent over right in front of me to fix her shoe with a skirt on, and as a man i was staring up her skirt. When i suspected she was done i looked away to the right of my and her bestfriend was staring right at me the whole time lol SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARISING - Big E
one time i was at th mall with a few of my friends and i was wearing ALL white and my period started and it was a really heavy one so i had a BIG red spot on my pants and my shirt was short so m shirt couldnt cover it so i ran to the bathroom and i leaned on the counter and it was all wet so i got my but wet and u could see my thong so u could see my butt so i called myt mom but she couldnt come for a hour and my dad was and work and we didnt have enough money for pants or anything we only had enough for food so i was stuck with white/red pants for a half hour!!
One time when i was about 6, i was in India, because my dad likes traveling to different places. We went on a little tour thingamajig, and there was a playground there... I went on the swing( i was wearing a dress) and started swinging... I decided to swing very high, but my but slipped off the swing and i landed on my back, right on the ground , under the swing, but my legs were still on the swing, which meant my barbie underwear was visible to EVERYONE! I felt so embarrassed!!
when i was in second grade we had like a tumbling lesson in gym. well my friend was in my gym class and we started talkign while on the mats. he said something really funny so i started laughing really hard and then out of no where i peed my pants, i went to my gym teacher to ask to get a change of clothes cuz at my school they had extra clothes and on the way out i saw a puddle of pee on the mat, everyone was laughing, but since it was in second grade everyone forgot LUCKY ME :-D - Tony
In eighth grade, I was in the gym locker room & I had to go to the bathroom, but all of them were being used except for the handicapped one so I went in there. As I was sitting on the toilet, I wasn't sure if the stall was rly locked or not, so I kicked it to see. To my horror, if flew right open & two girls were fixing themselves up in the big mirror, which you could see the reflection of everything behind, including all the stalls. I wasn't sure if they took any notice or not, but they must have, so I shot off the toilet, my pants still down, and shut it again quickly. I pulled my pants back up &raced out of the room. Now I know to not let my curiosity take the best of me and wait till my pants are UP before I do anything.
one time i was walking in a store not watching where i was going and i saw this one really cool thing and i couldnt stop looking at it. so there i was and i walked right into a clothes rack witch then fell over on somene. i was sooo embarassed - Anonymous
i was in 8th grade. i had this crush that i'd liked for almost a year and we'd just slow danced very close to each other and very affectionately. we were going back up into the bleachers to talk. after we sat down he told me he loved me and so of course i said i loved him back. then we started kissing and he pulled away a second and said i was a really good kisser and then we started kissing again. we'd been kissing for like 10-15 seconds when this one kid, his friend, knocked me REALLY hard from behind (by accident, i think) and i fell down straight through the bleachers while i still had my arms around my crush so i almost pulled him down with me. luckily he didnt make fun of me he just helped me up, asked me if i was ok, and we started kissing again. it was embarasing but now when i think back on it it's really funny! i think that's the best night of my life. him and i are going out now to this day.
one dumb moment was in 6th grade. i was talking with my friends about all the people we'd liked. so i told them i liked this guy named tyler in kindergarten and right then tyler walked by! he was looking at me funny! another dumb moment was when i was walking with my best friend in 7th grade on the way to our next class. not looking, i walked into a bar on the edge of a fence. really hard. since i'd just damaged my head, my balance wasn't great and i knocked down a trash can and it rolled away down the hill and a teacher made me go get it, when i was dragging it up the hill all the garbage was coming out and i had to keep stuffing it back in. everyone was watching! - Anonymous
One time when i was in 5th grade, we had a group that we had to make a mini play with. My part was the fairy. As i was telling what the play was about to a group of my class mates on msn,my mom called me. And instead of typing "See u next time" i typed "see u sex time". An hour later i receivedat the least 50 e mails from people at my school which where mostlyy jokes about what i said.I was humiliated.That'sthe reason i type slow when on msn and check what I wrote. when i was in 3rd grade i went to a public pool with my best friend. while we were swimming i realized i had to poop really bad. then my friend told me to come to the swings with her so i went with her and i told her i had to go poop but she wasn't done on the swings so she didn't want to come and show me where the bathrooms were. finally she was done and she waited outside the door while i went to the bathroom, but by then i'd already pooped my pants. the stall had no mirror so i was standing out in the main part of the bathroom completely naked trying to wash the poop out of my swimsuit. i got my swimsuit on just before someone came in fortunately, but then i went back into the pool with my friend and i pooped again, only this time it was floating around in the water! my friend asked if i'd pooped my pants and i denied it but lots of people were staring at me.
One summer when I was at an amusement park, my mom, my sister & I were in the bathroom and in stalls and no one else was in the bathroom so I starting singing 'Going To The Chapel'. When I was done, I got out of the stall, still singing, & a lady is in there staring at me & looking like she was gonna laugh (who wouldn't with my singing abilities). So I sort of gave her a small smile & rushed out the bathroom totally embarrassed. My mom & my sister obviously laughed about it.
One day I had gone to the mall to find the perfect outfit for our valentine dance, and i went in this really ecspencive store called Bebe, and the sales person asked if she could help us find anything, but we said no.So everyone acted all stuck up and ignored us but after looking at the totally over rated,sheer,skimpy dresses, but when it was time to leave i tripped on a hanger rack that was laying in the middle of the room, it got knocked over and half the wall, down. All the sales people sighed and went to pickk it up went ran, out of the store. Let's just say I never even looked at that store again.
Me and my friend were bored and decited to walk through wal-mart looking for some hott guys...we did. We seen about 5 hott guys in a group and decited to follow them. Sounded good them. well after they started noticing us they started loking and checking us out then it was time to meet my mom. They were walking down the isle and we were walking up the isle then all of a sudden i ran in the twinkie shelf. They fell down too. They looked back and that was the loudest laughs i had ever heard.
YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S ALWAY'S A REALY HOT LIFE GUARD AROUND AND YOU DO SOMETHING REALY STUPID WELL WHEN I WENT TO THE DIVING BORED DOVE IN AND I WAS WEARING A TWO PIECE AND WHEN I WAS COMING OUT OF THE WATER MY TOP WENT UP AND HE SAW MYCHEST ONLY HE SAW IT THOUGH AND I LEFT I WAS SO EMBARRESED . NEVER WEAR A TWO PIECE.
Once I was at school the 1st day of 7th and there was a new teacher and i had him as my teacher and he was like realy cute. I did what any girl would do I started flirting with him. My friend Rachel also liked him and we were fighting over him in the hallway and Mr. Long my teacher i liked came up and asked me and Rachel why we were fighting. So Rachel was like Mr. Long we like you we are fighting over you! Then Rachel was like he is my man and Mr. Long was just watching two 7th graders fighting over him and he was finding it realy amusing.
at my best friends 13th suprise party i invited her boyfriend when i had no idea that he would bring his best friend which i have a crush on. so there was a cord in my laundry room, which evedently, had no idea was there. so when jeremy(bfs best friend)asked me to step aside in the laundry room for a minute.. i went in. he turned the lights off and kissed me. it felt great until a spider leaped on my back i screamed bloody murder and he opened the door and his boxers that i stole out of the boys locker room fell out of this drawer. he held them up and said look laurens got my boxers and everyone started laughing and i cried. for two months until i turned 13 they called me lauren boxerpants. that was about a year ago but it mostly passed through. some people still call me lauren boxerpants. - lauren
when i was about 13.i was out hanging out with my friends and all my friends ran across the street without me...not even looking i ran and i ran right into a car and feel flat on my butt.i was so embarred.my mother still makes fun of me for doing it to this day. - Karen
last summer i was walking down the street with my friends and it was really warm!we were out for practially all day,and my mom was gone untill that night..we were walking across the street and everyone was changed because it gets cold at night,and mom came down the road calling me a hooker because i was wearin a white mini skirt and everyone else was wearing jeans to this day my friends still make fun of me for it.
When I was fifteen years old I was attending a sleepover with my church youth group, held in our local Lutheran church. We were sitting in a circle holding hands, and our Pastor started a prayer. It was a really long prayer, and I had to... pass gas. I couldn't hold any longer so I let it out. I thought it was quiet but I guess not! After the prayer everyone somehow knew it was me, and teased me all night long. During the next days sermon he looked right at me and mentiond "last nights barking spiders" during the prayer. I was horrified.
I was at school and we were doing something with bluetack.I was chatting to my friends about funny stuff and hey were laughing loads i thought wow i'm really funny. But then they started whispering to each other and laughing it was starting to annoy me but then my best mate said look in thhe mirror so i did and there was a massive lump of blue tack stuck in my hair. The next day i came school with a hair cut!!! (it wouldent come out!!)
okay so one day at school i was in my english class with my friend bailey, and i really had to pee and my teacher wouldnt let so i go "fine! ill just pee in your desk" ((i was totally kidding)) but well time passed slowly and everyone kept making water sounds and my friend bailey kept spraying water at me with her water bottle. so i couldnt hold it anymore and i peed in my desk. the pee was dripping down drop by drop. and the worst part is that after that my teacher STILL wouldnt let me go to the bathroom so finally i just walked out as everyone was laughing. after that nobody would let me go home and my parents wouldnt let me not go to school so i had to sit there being made fun of, till this very day. i dont even have any friends now. its horrible so take my advice. pee before class.
ok me my boyfriend and one of my best freinds summer were all in my brothers room,we were watching a movie on the computer and me and my bf were sitting on the bed and summer was in the computer chair....well i decied to mess around and get up on his lap,he was leaning against the wall with his legs spread out,well while i was schooting up towards him along his legs summer said something really funny about the 69 position....well i was laufghing soo hard that i farted and it sounded like a small ballon poped,it smelt really bad to and i was sitting on his lap!i dont think that he heard it but i konw that he smelt it so i said its probly all this old food in here....woops - mj13
ok here is my embaresing monent....a while ago i was on MSN Messenger(it's a thing where you can talk to your friends on the internet and stuff) and before that i went on iSketch.com (a place where you can talk to people and other stuff) and i was in this room thingy and a guy asked me for my e-mail address and i told him. and i went on MSN and added him, then he asked me if i would flash him. and i was like i guess so, why not? so i turned on my webcam (a camera where people can see you on the internet) and i flashed him....but while i was doing this a couple of my friends walked in the basement. UH-OH!!!!! and they're all like what are you doing?! so i had to tell them. and to this day they won't let me forget it :( talk about embaresing huh!!!!
My dumb moment happened not too long ago. Well, my Language Arts class was making simile poems about anything we like. Well, this girl came up and read her simile poem. It perfectly described me. Even the teacher laughed and my face was redder than a beet. Later after class I asked her who it really was, and she mentioned some actor's name- apparently I'm a lot like him! - James
lol this is my second embarrassing moment. It was after Field Day in 3rd grade and I had to go to the bathroom reeeeely bad. I was bouncing and shaking, while waving my hand like crazy. Finally I couldn't hold no more and let it go, in my seat!! I tried to act cool (lol) but some boy said (and he really ment it, yes, he is stupid lol) "You're ice pop is leaking!" Yes we got icepops but I finished it lol. Then another boy bent down and sniffed and said casually, "Smells like pee." That got me enraged. I stood up knocking the chair a little and ran out the classroom with tears. I ran outside the door and stood in the warm sunlight outside crying. A few moments later my teacher came out and comforted me (how nice) and took me to the nurse. I got a sweater and tied it around my waist and my mom picked me up. As I was walking my friends said, "Don't worry, ******, I heard of a girl who was 14 and wet herself". (I blocked out my name with stars) My friends were serious then. W hat good pals =D
I am in the color guard. One night at a football game we were performing. We had halter top one piece uniforms that snapped on the neck. Mine came unsnapped and starting falling down in the first song. I was laughing really hard and they even caught some of it on tape. - kayla
My boyfriend and I were on our first international holiday, flying overnight to vietnam. We hadn't seen each other for a month as I had been visiting my family interstate and flew direct to the airport where our international flight left from. On top of the excitement of our first trip, this was the longest we'd been apart, needless to say we both managed to make it to the toilet in between flight attendent rounds. After a steamy affair, the task of venturing back to our seats hit us. We came to the conclusion that it would just be too dodgey to both emerge at the same time so my guy opened the door, left and I quickly locked it behind him. I was horrified to hear a knock on the door immediately after he had gone. A women on the other side was terribly confused as to why the door was locked even though she'd seen someone leave. She knocked and pulled and pushed the door. I eventually had to unlocked it for fear that she'd ask a flight attendent for assistance. I came face to face with the woman, red in the face for more than one reason! - Anonymous
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