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 Last year for our basketball senior night my cheerleading squad decided we were going to do a dance. This dance was pretty provokative and had a lot of butt shaking in it. Well, part of our uniform were these tight, black jazz pants. Unfortunatly these pants didnt fit my big butt very well. As soon as we started dancing my butt started to fall out of my
pants! Any time we had to bend over in the dance I heard the student section behind us laughing and saying "ewwwww!" I just kept dancing though! It was soooooooo embarrassing I cried all night after that! - Anonymous |
| my girlfriend and i were having some hubba hubba type fun in the showers togever when i slipped and acidently squeezed her breast to hold onto and i sucked it yummy. it dont stop there I then walked through the street and people honked thier horns at me i looked down and my $exy penis was sticking out of my trousers - Anonymous |
| OMG. I do gymnastics every year. This year in my school talent show I was supposed to do a flip in the air. When it was my turn I stood up and did my flip. Except 1 thing I landed on my back. I was still wiggling of trying to do the flip. It looked like I was break dancing. I was soooooooooooooo embarrassed. The bad thing was it was in front of the whole school |
| i was walking up my school stairs and somebody tripped me up and my friend who was infront of was walking fairly slow any way as the boy tripped me from behind i fell and grabbed onto this boys bum i was so imbarrest i had to run off and i told my good friend and she laughted her head of.the boy looked behind and he was so shocked that i had grabbed his bum and i will never forget that because every one saw - Amy |
| ok...this one time i went to the bank with my dad and i took out $30 and the lady gave me a 20 and a 10 and i stood there and asked her huh u guys must be out of $30 bills huh she says what i said u gave me a 20 and a 10 u could have just givven me a $30 bill.... the whol bank was cracking up it was so embarrassing ! |
| my mom is a teacher and that school day it was a early release and i told my boyfriend that he could come to my mom's classroom. well he couldn't find his older brother or sister to tell him that he is staying in there. so we are siting by each other and playing some games on the computer. well his sister came beating on the window yelling at him and i am just sitting there mortified. well she came into our classroom and was yelling and his BROTHER came in then started to yell at him. then they left pretty ticked of!!! now i can hardley say anything to him.
ok um my most embarassing moment happened at school. i decided to go to the bathroom during reasing class and i went out in the hall where the bathroom was. and there were all these sophmores working on projects and stuff (guys and girls) and the boyd bathroom is across from the girls bathroom and u cant see the girls unless u turn the corner. so it was like my first time goin to use that bathroom and i didnt see the sign and i walked into the boys batroom! it was soooo embarassing and i went in there i was just thinking wait this cant be right and i saw sumthin that looked like a urinal but it kinda didnt look like a urinal so anyway all the sophmores outside were laughing at me and one came in the bathroom and was like, "u know ur in the wrong bathroom right?" ugh i was about to die of embarassment! - Missy |
| Welly well well my most embarsing moment happened when i was a freshman in highschool. i was going to the bathroom yeah well the fire alarm went off and i ziped up my pant really fast. i walked with my group into a line out side. the teacher picked me to go tell the teacher that we were all there. when i went to start running my pubes (pubic hair) was cought in my zipper i fell down with pain. every one started laughing at me even thoug they didn't know what happened. from the hick town of enfeild - Bill |
| One Day, I was trying to show off to all of the guys by thinking I was pretty and trying to be nice.. And then, I was trying to chase this one guy- because I liked him a lot- and i fell.. It was so embarrasing.. But then, when I got up, this huge fart came out and everyone heard. From now on, I'm known as the Show-off Farter slash Loser! I'm so embarrased to be seen by anyone.. IT SUCKED. - SaRaH |
| one time when i was in the 2nd grade i was going down the slide and a boy was up the slide and we crashed and my pants got a HUGE rip and i had a MAJOR crush on this boy but it dosen't matter any more because i moved.good thing-LIKE I WOULD TELL |
| I work for a very small company (myself and one other person) and we use office space owned by another business. My desk is right by the front door to their office. So one day I was in the office alone, my coworker had the day off, and I "let one go". This fart was the definition of a S.B.D. (silent but deadly). So in order to cover the odor before it reached the unsuspecting employees, I light a match. Within a couple of minutes I hear the office manager asking if anyone else smells smoke. I hear him walking around the room, checking wires and waste baskets, frantically looking for the "fire". Then he and one of his employees start to head toward my desk. And out of sheer embarrassment, I begin laughing hysterically and uncontrollably. They look as me and ask if I am ok. I reply giggling "I may have lit a match". A puzzled look comes across both of their faces and fades within seconds as these two guys realize how I have tried to cover my tracks. To this day, if they hear any sound that sounds remotely like a body function I am the primary suspect. |
| I'm 21 years old, but at the time I was only 14. I got into a bad habit of always having my mom buy me pads or tampons when I needed them. So when one day she didn't want to I had to suck it up and go myself. She drove me to a near by circle K (a gas station) I got down and went straight to the isle where I knew they were at. I grab a package of pads and hurry to make the line of the female cashier. When I get to the counter the female walks off to the back leaving me to go to the next cashier who was a male. Being embarrassed I walked away and acted like I need something else. I was way to embarrassed to go to the male. So I walked around the small gas station just looking around like I needed something else, waiting for the female to return. Five minutes passed by and she still hadn't returned so I decided to act grown and just go to the male cashier. As I was about to walk up to the counter a couple of guys I knew from school walked in. Turning bright red I turned around quickly and put the pads on a shelf near by and greeted them as if I was in there for another reason. I thought they would only be in there for a couple of minutes so I again acted like I was looking for something in each isle. By this time about 15 minutes have passed and my mom is watching me through the big glass window laughing so hard. She knew how embarrassed I was by this point. The guys left and I went to the male cashier and tried to hurry. I was walking out very upset with my mom and as I was just about to get into the car, a car of guys pulled up next to us. Everyone knows plastic bags are see through so I was swinging my arms a little extra to make sure they couldn't see what was in the bag. All of a sudden I saw something go flying up in the air. That's when I realized I didn't have a grip on both handles of the bag and my pads went flying making them visible for everyone to see. The worst part was they landed underneath the guys car and picked them up and handed them to me. I was so humiliated and told my mom I was never buying them again. |
| When i was in school one day i saw the guy i fancyed but some horrilbe person had put a can of sprite in my bag while it was open. so as i got nearer he started laughing n when i looked it had gone through my bag so it looked like i had wet myself! it was sooooooooooooooooooo embarassing!! i ran home crying my eyes out! - unknown |
| My life was always full of "dumb moments" as I became known to my friends as a klutz. It's not unusual for me to trip up steps or say something really bad. But the first humiliating thing that I can remember happening to me was at church when I was about 14. I was sitting in a front row when I realized half way through the sermon, that I had to use the bathroom. I went... and on on my way back, started walking past everyone (including this cute guy I had a huge crush on) to make my way to the front where I was sitting. When I went to reach back and straighten my dress to sit, I couldn't find it. Turns out I had stuffed my dress down in my panty hose and had walked past everyone with this big bulge of dress in the back end of the hose. I had to stand there (face beat red) and pull my wrinkled dress out of my panty hose and straighten it before sitting down. As soon as church was over, I made a quick dart for the door. Then comes my first day in college. Since I started a family when I was very young, I started college in my late 20's and was very nervous about it to say the least. I had an early morning class an hour away from my home. I was extremely tired, but more nervous than anything. As I sat at my desk, waiting for the instructor to arrive, I fidgeted so much I dropped my pencil. It was one of those old fashioned wrap around desks. So instead of getting up, I just leaned forward and tried to grasp it. Unfortunately, the desk and I went face forward and crashed so loudly on the floor the entire room, startled, jumped out of their seats and turned towards me. I had to wedge myself out of the seat, lift my desk up, and sit back down for class. The instructor came in only seconds after it happened. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't even concentrate that day on what was being said. Another dumb moment of my life came while vacationing in Ft.Worth,Texas this year. I was browsing some great stores looking for gifts for my family when I bent over to get a teddy bear for my little boy on a bottom shelf. I had these tight fitting capri's on, and they just split right down the back exposing my thongs. I was horrified as it was summer break and the store was jam packed. I tried to turn around, but I realized when I did, I was facing an open window with window shoppers and traffic. When I turned the other way, I was facing other customers in the store. I quickly called my girlfriend over who tried to help me pull it together, but it was too torn. All she could do was just stand there and laugh her butt off. I also tried to pull my shirt down over the rip, but I was wearing a short cami that would not stretch. Since it was summer, I didn't have a coat or jacket I could wrap around me. I had to walk several miles back to the car like that. Thank God I was out of town! |
| well i was out for a drink with my at the time boyfriend in a bar called walkabout in glasgow. after probably one two many vodkas as it was i went to buy two vodka red bulls and was looking really chuffed with myself that they didnt id me when i go to walk up the stairs to where my boyfriend was sitting and yep you guessed it tripped up the stairs and spilt the drinks ..pretty expensive vodkas i might add all over the floor.....i was mortified so i quickly scurried back to my seat and made my bf go buy another. to make matters worse i had to sit and watch as one of the bar staff had to come mop it up....needless to say i have not been back. so they moral to this story kids is not to walk up stairs half dancing with two drinks in you hand. - k.marie |
| one time in elementary school i scooted my chair over and it sounded like a fart and everyone started laughing including the teacher. Another time i was just hang on the monkey bars and suddenly i swung and fell. My friend started cracking up but tried not to show it. First she asked if i was OK then she said that when i fell i looked like a hot dog i was sooooooo embarrassed!!!!!!! |
| I was staying in a condo complex for a week in the florida keys and all the buildings were built around a large swimming pool. It was in the middle of the day so it was packed with people, and then i had the bright idea to climb up a tree for some coconuts, i fell about 10 feet onto one of the pieces of wood the nail to the trees to make sure they grow straght up. CRACK! and i broke the wood with my rib cage, i was too suprised at the fact that i had even fallen to be embarrised untill i got back inside.When I was around 9 I went on my first date with a boy named Alan. i really wanted to look cute so I wore a frilly pink skirt and a white t-shirt. The pink skirt was almost see throug too. his mom was driving us and she had soft seats in her lincoln continental. all of a sudden i had to go to the bathroom so i tried to hold it but i couldnt. like 10 minutes later i didnt have to go anymore so i looked on the seat and there was poop all over it! i had no idea i had pooped myself!!! thats not even the end either! it was time to leave to the movie he was taking me so i got out of the car and i thought i could cover the mess i had made up with my sweatshirt. i covered it up and we went inside and saw the movie. when we came back out he lifted up my sweat shirt because i said i was a little cold. he saw the poop all over the place and i was mortified and he even started to cry!!! |
| one time at recess this kid pissed me off so ikiked him and he was on the
ground for five munites.but then the next day at recess he brought out a
yoyo and i was turnd the other way and he hits me right in the back of the
head. then i swore and i got in trouble - Anonymous |
| Ok so I had a sleepover with my friends. We all wanted to play truth or dare. I of course picked dare. They dared me to wear a diaper. Of course I'm not a chicken so I did the dare. I had to wear it all night long. I did. In the morning I felt something wet! I peed in the diaper and it leaked through! It was so embarrassing! - Anonymous |
| My most embarrasing moment was when I was talking to my friend about the hottest guy in school. I practiclly yelled "Kyle McNeil is soooo HOTT!!" And my friend was trying to signal to me to look back. I didn't look back because I was too busy describing his features. I finally saw her hint and looked back. There was Kyle sitting behind me with a HUGE smile on and having a red face. When we got out of class, I saw him kissing his girlfriend Hannah and looked up at me and smiled yet again. I can't look at him to this day without turning red. He always smiles too! - Anonymous |
| Okay, so I was in 2nd grade. And there was this boy, Julian, who had a major crush on me. Whenever I even came close to him, his cheeks flushed crimson. Okay, so there was a christmas sale at our school a few days ago. There were things like mugs, and rings, and snowglobes, etc. So, one day, at lunch, I was eating my lunch with my best friends, Luiza and Samantha. My lunch box was open, Julian passed by, and he dropped a blue ring into my lunch box, quickly, so no one would see. My jaw dropped. "Ooh! Julian!" cried Samantha, standing up. "You have a crush on her!" Then everybody started giggling. So, after that, Luiza would say sometimes, or ALOT: "He loves you! Are you going to
get married?" It was really embarrassing, until I finally moved to NYC! |
| It was my freshman year, and we had to make a "cell cake" for biology and I made one for extra credit. I took it to class, and presented it, which went well. Then everybody was eating each others cake, but I was going to take mine home for my birthday cake. I was at my locker, getting my stuff, and I had my hands really full. I was walking down the busiest hallway, and just as I was almost to the end of the hall, the bottom of the pan dropped from my hands, falling to the floor, splattering. I was soo embarrassed and then I had to pick the cake up with my bare hands. Then the janitor came and cleaned it up. My hands were soo sticky for the pep session, my fingers were sticking together!! - Shauni |
| When I was like 7 years old, I was on my first plane ride and my sister and I were eating chicken. And we were REALLY HYPER! so i had some chicken on my fork, and I decided that i would just be silly. so i flung my fork with the chicken on it, flinging it behind my head while singing out on opera voice. and guess what?!?! the chicken went sailing through the air and hit a guy right in the face! I was so embarrassed and then to make things worse the guy came to my aisle and handed me my piece of chicken and asked ,"Is this yours?" |
| I once was at my school and I saw a basketball lying on the court so I thought I would hide it because you are supposed to rent it for 1$ and I would be able to get it free. But when I climbed in a tree to hide it there I got stuck and I nearly fell but I grabbed on and I hung there for nearly 2 hours before a janitor found me. It was in the school paper and I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo embaressed. They still call me ''squirrel the tree climber. |
| During my sophomore year in high school I was in a drama class. We were doing improv, and in front of the class doing a demonstration excersize was two or three male "actors" and myself. In the middle of the skit, in front of the entire class my character plopped down on a couch. My skirt caught the air just right, lifted, and showed everybody in my class that under my skirt I had on white underwear. My face turned bright red and everyone snickered as my character continued with her lines as well as possible. However, I was praying inside that the ground would open and swallow me up! |
| i was in a meeting with my mom and dad and there was a whole bunch of people i knew in there and i choked on my spit and everyone turned around to stare and i tryed to say i was ok but it came out as a croak so every one who wasnt already looking at me was. Then my eyes got all big and i was trying to hide it and i looked up and saw my basketball coach trying really hard not to bust up laughing. Everyone still teases me about that but i think it was embarassing!!! |
| My Mother and my aunt and I were going down the local shop to pick up some magazines when I realised that I had forgotten my mobile. So I jogged back to the house picked it up and ran back down the road to my Mother and Aunt who burst out laughing as I ran up to them as I had no bra on and my boobs had bounced out of my top, Luckily I don't think anyone else saw. - Leanne |
| ok I was goin to the movies with this kid I really really liked. so when we got there everything was goin alright...but I had to go to the bathroom and so did he well I saw one of my friends so I started talkin to her......well I was saying good bye as I walked into the bathroom and when I turned around I saw my date!! I went in the mens room! it was sooo embarrassing! omg I thought he would never talk to me again...but he was nice and called the next day...but we just stayed friends and never went anywhere other then each others house after that |
| one day I was working at Walmart and I backed up against a shelf and that is when it happened someone had left an entire McDonald's cup full of mountain dew right at butt level so my pants were soaked and the floor had a large puddle of yellow liquid I thought that was bad enough but then they paged for me to come up to the front end where the cash register's are (the busiest place in the store) so I had to walk in front of everyone with these soaking wet pants and everyone was staring and whispering. My fellow associates teased me about it for like a week it was so horrible. |
| once when I went to the gas station this old guy says hi, I was with my brother's girlfriend, when she looks up and sees the guy, and tells me do u know him, I of course said no. Then when we came out of the gas station this cute guy says what up 'Mamacita' and I looked at him, and after that I noticed that he said that to my brother's girlfriend, I felt so dumb. - Cintina |
| One time when I was in third grade,I had to pee really badly.well we were playing simon says and he said simon says {me and this girl named Tayler} to come up and wave our right arms well finally I could not hold it any more and it dripped through my shorts! right in front of my class and crush!!!! I asked him to go to the bathroom and he said yea and stuff. I ran down the hall and went into the stall and started wiping my underwear with toilet paper. But I was lucky AND HAD A GREAT TEACHER! and she hugged me and said its okay and stuff and we just played sick. But everyone knew. It still haunts me today. Especially for black mail. |
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