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 One time wen i was about 8, i was sleeping over mi friends house w/ her other friend. I WAS a bed wetter and had a little 2 much 2 drink so wen it was like 2 in the morning i noticed that it was reely wet and my friends were wet 2. They said, "ewWwWwW!! why am i so wet?? i said that's probably mi fault. They had to call in her parents and her parents had 2 wipe everything up!! it was pretty embarrassing, but now i'm like 11 so it doesn't matter - SeXIi cHicKa |
| On my first day of my senior year, I walked into this class, sat down, realized that everyone else was a junior and was looking at me really strangely. I didn't really think too much of it, until I realized that the teacher who was in the room was definitely not my teacher. So I got up in front of the entire class and left. This wouldn't have been so bad except that I was a freshman mentor and so I had to wear a bright orange T-shirt to let everyone know that I could help them. Later I found out that the class was US History and everyone was giving me weird looks because you have to fail it to take it as a senior. Oops! |
| Mtv was hosting my sweet 16 party. I was required to do a dance with Ciara. As party of my coreography i had to do a triple back handspring. I had gotten my dress the day before the party and did not want to take it off. For the dance my mom told me to change to my other outfit. I refused. I told her everything would be fine. But i was SO wrong! I got up there in front of about 500 people and began the dance. I got to about the 4th part fine but that triple backhandspring was the last thing i should have done! I did 2 of them sucessfully but on my third one my dress ripped and i landed on Ciara! And my sweet 16 dress was ruined!!! I had to go out and buy another dress during my party. To this day people that came still make alot of fun of me saying ha Ciara topper! - Alexandria |
| One time I was going to meet my boyfriend at the movies with a few friends. So me and my friend becca got there first so we thought while we're waiting we might as well get the drinks becca was carrying her and gregs drink and i was carrying mine and drakes drinks. Well we saw other cute guys there [before they got there] and they were looking at us so we were looking at them. When we were walking to go sit down on the bench in the lobby I fell and spilled both drinks all over me. I was so embaressesd. They started laughing and then my boyfriend drake came in and saw me [brittany] laying on the ground. He elped me up even though i was all sticky! - Brittany |
| Ok, so I'm in 7th grade and we were doing a Native American project. I have volleyball right before school in the morning and then during second period so I wear my gym clothes to first period. For this project I had to wear a costume which consisted of a skirt a pncho and a tanktop. I didn't want to be late for volleyball so after we did our skit and other people were performing I could just wear my jersey over my tanktop and pull my shorts on under my skirt and then take the skirt off and voila I'm ready for volleyball so I put my jersey on which comes down below my fingertips and I was pulling the skirt off. To my horror as I pulled the skirt off my shorts came with it so I'm standing in the corner of the classroom with a big volleyball jersey on only except for my underwear. I was so shocked I pulled up my skirt and shorts as fast as I could. I was so embarrased and whats worse is my ex-bf who still liked me might've seen me pantless. |
| One day i was at the movies with my boyfriend who i have had a crush on since like second grade.Likke all couples do we were making out when my moms orders were no making out.She said she would find out but all i said was whatever.Well the movie ended and i saw that my mom was standing by the door and when i asked her why she was there she said that she had been wathching the movie.She didn't say anything to me until i was in the car and she said did you see that couple maling out the whole movie.I knew that it was me cause i live in a small town and it was only like 5 people there.later she said that she knew it was me and she tolkd all of her friends.One of her friends is my bfs mom and she told her daughter.Well i am a good girl in school but when everyone found out i was so embarresed expesially since i am miss goody two shoes. |
| one time i was trying my hardest to get popular...so i was just starting to become firends with this girl who was like the mostpopular girl in scool and so now everyoe was starting to like me....then one day i find out one of my best friends just stole my boyfriend...so as u guesed it we started fighting,,,and my best friend tell the popular girl about it and the poplular girl gets mad at me and starts to hate me...and sure enough since she started to hate me everyone else in school started to hate me. |
| So I was in 7th grade, just moved to another new school. I was in PE and we were doing those physical fitness tests. The day that i came was the sit-up day. My school was pretty descent sized too, but yea, it was crazy. So my PE teacher was sittin next to me and makin' sure i was doin' em' right and then this one chick was holdin my feet down. i was on like.. my 23rd one after like.. 30 seconds, and i farted, and it echoed throughout the whole gym. All of the people playin basketball like.. went 100% silent and stared at me, then everybody tripped out laughing. That had to have been practically the most embarassing day of my life. |
| Me and my friend kristy got done dressing for field hockey practice....so we decided to go talk to some people in the gym for a few minutes. I thought it would be fun to slide across the gym floor in my socks. Not realizing that we got a new gym floor....i started running as fast as i could and when i went to slide i can do a dead stop. All you could hear was me hitting the floor then a sound that was like finger nails on the chalk board. Everyone had to of been in the gym when it happened. All the footsball player and my boyfriend...the volley ball players and the people cutting through the gym to get to the parking lot. When i finally got up my knees were torn up and somehow i got a hole in my shirt. how embarrassing. Everyone just laughed! |
| I once was in da family changing rooms in a leisure centre having a shower when my girlfriend came in and locked the door we were naked together and I slipped over and squeezed her breast to hold on to! when I got out I didn't notice until someone honked their horn at me that I was walking down the street with my Ever so SEXY penis sticking out of my fly!!!!!! - Anonymous |
| i was shopping with my mum and i was gettin my first bra! she told me try on a few in the changing rooms so i did. my mum was looking for more. she about 6/7 bras and she said thinking the changing room was empty this is so exciting but then the populist girl in school walked out of one of the changing rooms and i was bright red. i left the school and went to a different one! - Anonymous |
| well i was about 8 and my brother was about 10 and i had a crush on his best friend. so i had a diary and i wrote in it "me and him should be together, were both skinny, but strong" so my brother came in my room later and took my diary and showed it to his friend. so i was in my room with my friend and my brothers friend comes in and says "were both skinny! but strong!!" and makes a muscle...i was sooo embarresed! |
| Omg i was swimming in this kids pool.....and I liked him for over 4 years. So im swimming and as soon as he goes underwater with goggles, I kick off the side of the pool and the bottom part of my bathing suit came down I was soo embarrassed. And then there was the time my friend dunked me over his shoulder and my top untied and it was floating so i quickly tried to tie it back on and i was under water for like 50 seconds and when i came up, he was like are u ok and i was like im fine and that was a moment i will never forget - Ashley |
| ok so like i have alot of them but im only gonna tel ya one, ok one time my boyfriend, me and some of my friends was sitting at a game my boyfriend and
i was sitting with our backs toward the field so we could tlak to my friends talkin, and like i turned around to see who was winning the game and when i was turnin around to face one of my friends and make fun of one of the players becuz of something stupit my boyfriend tried to kiss me i opend my mouth and like i let out a ocward scream becuz i was not expecting that and like when i went to close my mouth i bit his lip...and he started bleeding a little i was really really embarrassed they all laughed at me, eventually
the red was off my face and i laughed about it but at the time i was speechless i had never done somthin so whatever you would call it in my life....ok its not that bad but i have others hey they are my embarrassing moments like i would tell you lol |
| Hi....ok this is Karma at its finest. i was at the mall with a friend of mine and we had just come from the food court. we were walking by this cell phone booth and we see this guy look at us from the corner of his eye. and you know when you and your friends walk by a guy and they try to make themselves look cool by sucking in their gut or flexing their muscles? well this guy started like stretching....lol....i mean like full out stretching like he was about to run a marathon. it was so stupid looking...he pulled his leg up behind his back and was looking at us in the corner of his eye to check and see if we were impressed. lol we werent. but anyways....i started laughing really hard and was like, "dude...did you see that guy? what an idiot who stretches in the middle of a mall??!?!" hahahah...and then the 3 inch high heeled shoes that i had on decided to slip on the floor and i started tripping. i mean my hands were waving everywhere and my hair was flying all over the place...my high heels were making these horrendous clicking noises that echoed loudly with each blundering step and i dropped my purse on the floor mid-trip. and then i grab onto some counter and steadied myself. thank god for that counter...it saved my life. anyways...i was too embarrassed to go back and get my purse so my friend grabs it and all i hear is that guy laughing at me uncontrollably as i walk away with my hands in my face...mortified. lol it was fun tho. |
| So me and my little brother where ice skating on our pond. My crush came along. we decided to play ice hockey with brooms. I wanted to look cool for my crush so i skated onto the thin ice. he said "Wait!" and followed me. then i stopped for a second and the ice broke! oh my god! i grabbed onto my crushes pants so i wouldn't fall through and i pulled them down. i ended up falling through with his pants and boxers. he ran away and my little brother just watched it all. my crushes parents heard me yelling and came and found me holding a pair of pants and boxers in the water. my crushes mom said "aren't those our sons pants?" i was soooo embarassed! and i almost drowned. |
| My boyfriend and I were looking for houses. We saw this cute little house by a bakery!! I just love cake. We opened the door and started looking around. All of a sudden someone came in and said. "What are you doing in my house?" It turned out that the owner of the house had just moved there and was only there to lock it up, she had forgotten to take the for sale sigh off. - Angie |
| When I was in school I was walking with my friends and this boy I liked was behind me so I was walking fast cause I'm shy around boys and I tripped over this guy and my crush tripped over me and he was on me I felt so embarrassed - Amber |
| Once when I was in 7th Grade, I was sitting at a table with a bunch of my friends at lunch, eating chocolate pudding. One of my friends is totally obsessed with animals, especially horses. Well for some strange reason, she had brought out her horse book to read at lunch and was reading this one girl (who I do not necessarily like) sone facts about horses. Well then my friend Tracy, who is kind of anti-animals, blurts out, "Wow, Brittany! I had no idea there were so many interesting facts about horses! Can I borrow that book sometime?" Just as soon as she is done saying that, my chocolate pudding that is in my mouth all of a sudden comes firing out my nose and hits Tracy and Meghan in the face. I roll off the bench and am laughing histerically. Many of my friends know that if something is REALLY funny, I can sometimes have a laugh attack that last about 10 minute. This one one of those times. Well I go to a Catholic school with grades K-8 and all the 1-8 kids have lu nch at the same time. When I was done laughing, I look up and the 3-8th graders were all staring at me. As I look up to my friends that were sitting with me, they all start laughing. This is not one of my most embarrassing moments but it was REALLY funny! - Gabby, 13 |
| Well, in sixth grade and I had a crush on this really hot guy named Calvin and my friend veronica was really out going. One day when we were in the lunch line she said oh my gosh marissa there is your crush !!!!! and I said shut up veronica now Calvin knows that i ..... I paused and turned around, Calvin was standing right behind me and he had heard our whole conversation. I was so embarrassed I turned beat red, turned around and stayed quiet. I was careful about what I said for the rest of the day. |
| One time I was at the mall hanging out with my best friend, I was wearing this new skirt and I loved it. Well I went to the bathroom and when I came out me and my friend saw these two really hot guys looking at us so we went over to talk to them, and they were laughing hysterically. Then when I turned around to leave my friend whispered to me that my skirt had been tucked in my underwear that whole time. I ran to the bathroom and fixed my skirt. It was soooooo embarrassing. one time me and my best friend cass were at fuddruckers and we went to the bathroom then we saw these really hot hot guys.they kept cheking us out so we tried to hurry in the bathroom so we could catch them before they left.then we started to talk to them right and they were laughing sooooooooo hard and my friend wispered to me and it turns out i had toliet paper hanging out of my pants i was mortified. |
| When I was 13 years old we were having an assemblyabout drugs in school. It was rather boring so my friend and I were talking about mice and making jokes such as: "ha ha, they kill mice.", "They smoke mice","Crystal Mice" and "Mass Wipe" (all being related to 'mice'). My Advanced Algerbra teacher caught us and we had to tell the entire 8th grade what we were talking about. |
| as every boy does get a moment of what it would be like as a girl so like evry other boy in sometime steals your sisters or another girls knickers and so there i was just curiosity went into my sisters room and got changed into her knickers tights bras skirt (mini) and dis small top a bit of make up and little did i know (btw dont call me weird all boys will do dis) there was my sister recordin it on her phone after she walked in without me noticin and i had a party comin up and she blackmailed me sayin shed show it to everyone and wire to the big plasmas and she would as she cruel and evil so the only way to get ehr to delete this video was i ahd to dress up com-pletely this time my siter doin it for me - only the make up and give me a wig and made me go to town with her AAAAAAAAAA but thankfully noone saw me and there i was a travestite :( poor me |
| I was at school,it was like what 5 period,and me and this girl was talkin since its study hall,we were talking and my nose started bleeding,of course i yell''God damn why is my nose always bleeding'' and of course the teacher is behind me,so i went to the office and got caught on the door and my shirt got ripped, so then i went throw school with no shirt,thats the just the first hour,since iam shirt less girls are yellin,well some,but all the guys were looking away,sept for 5,they were gay,freaked me out,my homie and me were going home at the end of the day,but we got in a fight,the kid punched me and caught my lip ring whitch almost pulled it out,he punched my homie who in return punched him,of course the same teacher is behind me,so then he takes me to his car and takes me and my homie home, he talks to my mom,and of course i yell what a stupid ass,and again he is behind me in ear shot. - Joey U. |
| one time i were going down the street with my hombrantes. we were on our ways to my girlfriendss house, well, i was wearing really loose shorts and since my thing is pretty damn long it was hanging out and i didnt know. well we got to her house and her mom opened the door, it
was pretty awekward. but now i have two girlfriends. oh actually three his grandma was over from florida. cha ching. |
| Ok well 1 day I drove 2 Springfield 2 go visit my cousins and so we (mom dad and I) got 2 Springfield and the next day we went on over 2 my cousins house 4 a cookout well she is not really my cousin but that's what I like 2 call her and her own cousin was there and he is a 16 yr old boy and since she is really not my cousin I wasn't related 2 him and they had a pool then and so I had worn my swimsuit under my clothes so when they said get in the pool with us I took my clothes off and got in well bout and hour and a half after we were in the pool some of her younger cousins came by and we were playing with them in the pool and all of a sudden my bikini top came down and was floating in the pool and was going towards him well I don't think he saw anything but I went under water and got it and tied it back on it was so embarrassing!!! - Reta 11yrs |
| okay i was at school and i gel my haire all the time and one morning i gelled it but i was in a hurry and i didnt look at it so i went to school and every body would laugh and i sat in the bleachers next to my girl freind and she stated cracking up and i said what and then she said nothing so i was like what ever then i went into the bathromm an dmy haire was so messed up it looked like i had just rubbed it back and forth |
| One day last year when i was in 7th grade, I was in 3rd period & my teacher left tha class at towards tha end of tha period. I wore a skirt 2 school that day & i dont where shorts under my skirt. My nigga Nikita had told me 2 come here cause she was fissin 2 tell me somethin. So I was runnin 2 where she was & this real freaky nigga named Edward tripped me up & I had fell & my whole skirt flew & the real bad part was that I had a weggie & u couldnt help but notice my booty cheek cause i got a big booty & im dark skinned. - Porsche |
| hey well dis happened earlier this year and it was the most embarassing yet funniest things i have ever done!it started off with me and my mum goin shopping. we had da shopping trolley a little full when i decided 2 show my mum how i could fly and be an idiot. i did this big run up and put my two feet on the front of the trolley, Next thing I knew the trolley had flipped over i had fallen face first and my dress went over my head revealing my knickers to the whole dairy isle and my mother.the trolley kept goin and knocked everything of da end shelf.cans went rolling everywhere.people stuck der head down the isle 2 look wat had had happen 2 see me wit my dress over my head.me and my mum laughed for a bout 2 hours,. i was in a lot of pain n my knees swelled up hugely n turned purple.it was so funny though.imagine how funny it would of been for the security peopel watching it on video tapes? thank god me and my mum were da only people in dat diel i culd of killed sumone! chantelle ingram perth australia |
| i was at school and it was lunchtime.my friend rosanna was eating my lunch so i ran over and tried to stop her cos i was hungry.i was wearing my romans and as i went across the slippery floor i tripped and fell in the arms of this random guy in my class!i hurt my knees and now everybody calls me superwoman i was so embarrased butr now i go out wiv da random so its ok! |
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