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 One day I went Stop and shop, in Rhode Island (the local grocery store) with my mom and my friend we were in the first aisle there was a box of pancakes on the top shelf and I couldn't reach them so my friend picked me up, not knowing she was weak, she lost her balance! She fell backwards as I lanched at the box of pncakes that I really wanted and it was the last one. so the wall started to move and then it fell!!!! it made a domino affect all the way to the last aile. lucky there weren't many people in the store. it was soo loud! it was the biggest mess i had seen since in my life!!! the store was ruined! but sadly there was an coma victim and one death they rest were minor injuries. they were going to blame us but we were only 10 yrs.old so our parents had to pay for some of the damage. i was grounded for 2 yrs (not kidding u!) it was horribly embarrassing!!! everyone one at school found out we were the laughing stock for years. were still friends but i never ate panca kes again. |
| I was bored one day in the middle of march, so I decided to walk my little sister to the park. We got there and she wanted to go on the merry-go-round thing. I got her settled on and grabbed onto a handle and started spinning it. After I got it going pretty well, I went to jump on. I held on to the handle and jumped on. Only one foot caught onto the merry-go-round and only one hand stayed on. I slipped off, but was still holding on. The merry-go-round was dragging me around in circles through puddles and over ice over and over again. It was while i was still being dragged that a group of my friends, one of which i happened to like A LOT, walked up. They saw me and just started laughing. I was like, umm, could someone PLEASE help me? But they were all laughing too hard to help. I finally pushed my feet hard enough into the ground to stop me. All my friends were still laughing and I was dripping wet.&n bsp; It was right then, while I was standing there, when my mom pulled up to pick me up, and of course i had to explain. That was a LOOOOOOOOONG day. To this day, whenever I go to that park, Nobody lets me forget it. |
| I am in the Navy and I work aboard ship. I had some personal business to take care of on base at a building that processes new personnel and their families into the new location. I was there to get a new ID card, so I asked the man at the counter to make one for me. This was my first time having to make a new one so I didn't know what I needed, and I was a little nervous. He told me that I need a special document from my ship in order to make the ID card. As I was talking to him, I didn't realize what was coming until it was too late. I felt a LOUD and BUBBLY fart slip out infront of the man I was talking to as well as the staff, and infront of the families waiting in line to be helped. My face turned beat red! I felt sorry for the little girl who was sitting just a few inches behind me. I walked out of there avoiding eye contact with everybody and pretended like it never happened. Luckily, my ship went underway the next day and I didn't have to go back fo r eight months! |
| OMG!!! my most embarrassining moment wuz wen i went out to the movies wit my baby boy justin(boyfriend) and i went to get sum popcorn wen i wuz ccummin back i tripped in the isle and landed in his lap and he jus lafed and sed its wuz ok but wen we got bak to his house we started makin out on his couch and his mom walked in and starts yellin so i left and went home my lil bro wuz playn PS2 so went to take a shower wen i got my hair and evrythingwet i relized we were out of soap so i went down to get some out of our towel cabnit all i had on wuz my towl not thinkin any one is here come to find out my baby boy came over to say sry bout his mom and i didnt notice him until i wuz goin back upstairs and he seen me and started makin out wit me in front of my bro so i went back upstairs and he followed me i got back in the shower and justin came into the bathroom and i didnt know he wuz in thereand wen i wuz done i jus stepped outta the shower naked not thinkin to grap my towel and all he could say wuz niicce then he gave me a hug and started makin out with me (im still standing there naked) so we went in my room i got dressed then me went to the park and i fell in the mudd after tht we were climin the tree and my thong got stuck on a branch it wuz a sucky day but kinda funn and realll embarrassing was just reading all these embarrassing stories and I realized what I'm so embarrassed about...the fact that no body really knows how to spell, or how to use grammrr it's just awful and that is what is really embarrassing! - Samantha |
| At mass the night before Easter,I was sitting in the pew with my mom and my older brother.The lights were out and it was so dark in the church you couldn't even see in front of you,all of a sudden I let out this loud fart (at least 3 times) and the church was so silent you can hear a pin drop and my brother started laughing at me at that moment so when the Lights finally went on, people knew it was me I WAS SO EMBARESSED and my mom was angry that i didn't leave and go to the bathroom to fart,i'll never live that one down - Anonymous |
| Okay there was this one time when I was in eighth grade and I was on like a really heavy period and I didn't have any spare pads with me. I thought like I was really careful and didn't move too much I could make it through the day but like I didn't really have a choice since my mom and dad both work full time so they couldn't bring me anything. well I made it to about fourth period and like when the bell rang for lunch my friend walked up to me and was all 'can I talk to you real quick?" I was all "ok" and she started to lead me to the bathroom, and instantly I was like oh great I already know what happened. She was all 'you bled through your pants and its all over the chair and everything" and I just started to turn red I was so embarrassed, because for fourth and fifth period I have this teacher you DO NOT want to do anything embarrassing in front of, not because he'll tease you about it but just because it makes you feel ten times more embarrassed than if it happened in front of another teacher. So anyways like all I did was thank my friend for telling me and then I hightailed it to the office where I called my mom, who eventually just had her friend pick me up to take me home to change. Well, knowing me, I completely forgot that I didn't have my key until we got to my house and so I was all 'oh great what do I do now?" and since my mom's friend lived only two houses down she was all "you can hang at my house until your mom gets home or until school gets out and ur brother can let you in, whichever comes first." And like she let me borrow a pair of her sweat pants and underwear while she washed my jeans and panties (yeah I found out that I had blood ALL over the butt of my jeans). But like it was kewl because when I got back to skewl no one said anything so my friend had told me in just the right amount of time. But I still blush whenever I think of that day I hope it never happens again! - Anonymous |
| ok i met this hot chick on the net talked to her for about a month or two and she kept asking me if i wanted to come over i finaly grew the parts and stopped off at the cold beer and wine on my way i grabbed a 12 i ended up drinkin 8 of those in about 30 mins so i went back for a 18 she invited a whole bunch of her friends over we we wer all drinkin in the back yard all of a sudden i wake up in this lawn chair and started puking right in front of all her friends ......anyways only i could make a first impression like that trust me !!! - Adam |
| Well last year on New Years I went to my friends house and we were jumping on the trampoline I was wearing really tight pants my fav. pants by the way and we were doing toe touches and well i did my toe touch and my pants ripped all the way from the front to the back i was so embressed cause one of my crushes were there and he saw everything ive never jumped on the trampoline with pants on again. |
| I went to camp in Arizona when i was about ten years old, and i had just started "going out" with this other girl who was apparently a model somewhere.. anyway i had to go #2 so i told her i had to leave and went to talk to my counselor. I asked him where the latrine was and he didnt know, so instead of asking quietly, he shouts across the whole camp "hey, [my name] needs to use the latrene, do you know where it is?" to some other counselor. Of course they have to discuss it for a while, meanwhile this girl heard it and was looking really ashamed. Anyway they finally tell me where it is ( we are out camping so the latrine is a dug out hole near a log..), and i start running embaressed towards it. Apparently its far from the camp along a road, so i start walking down the road looking for it. I found the toilet paper, which is a sign of whether or not the latrine is occupied. I continue walking looking for it and i can't find it for about five minutes ( did i mention it was night time?), so its really dark i really need to go and no latrine in sight. All i found was a fire place, made of rocks in a circle, so im pooping in this fireplace when all of a sudden flash lights come on everywhere and i see lights in the distance coming towards me, i stood up quickly and ran all the way back to the camp with my pants down. Ill never forget that day...New York |
| One time in 6th grade I was eating lunch and a 7th grader behind my goes "Hey Girl, Diod you sit in pizza sauce or something but I was really having my period. So i had to rush down to the nurses office a nd change into some old smelly clothes a the boy spread it through the wholt school. |
| I'm a figure skater. It was pretty close to our Ice show so i decided one day to go to open skating after school to practice my routine. The hockey players have practice at 4 so it was 3:55 and i was going to do my routine once more before leaving so i went and started skating to my music which that year it was that 70s show theme song. well th hockey palyers started coming out and watched me. In the middle of the routine i had to slide across the ice on a chair, and pretended i was driving a car. well i was leaning back and i leaned back too far and i flipped the chair over. It wouldn't have bene that bad except that i started laughing and it sounded like i was crying. soo all the really hot guys came over and asked me if i was okay. imlike yeah i am and i got up and left later one of the really hot players (who is now one of my good friends) came over and asked me if i was done with the chair i told him i was and he said that he would put it away so i wouldn't fall over it anymore today. |
| hey, this one time I was in the school library looking at some books then, as usual, I got bored then Went with my friends to go see some magazines. well, while browsing through the magazines I saw what I thought was a sample of a perfume then I smelled it. My friends started laughing at me and I did not know why then I turn the page and I see that the "perfume" I smelled was of these new scented tampons!!! then me and my friends start cracking up!!! then I realized, always check what your going to smell! |
| my most embarrassing moment is wen i wuz talkin 2 this really cute guy while walikg down the breezway(which has these poles to make the rain go down to the ground)ani wayz i wuz sayin somethin and then i suddenly ran into the pole!!!! i fell backwards hit the groung and knocked un-consious 4 like 5minutes then wen i woke up people were still laughing at me |
| one day, I was on the very top of my sister's swingset. I was just goofing around, but whenever it started raining, I was tring to get off of it((I was in a dress)) and my panties fot caught on a screw, and when I tried to get them unhooked, I fell off! Well, I guess you could say I fell off, accept I didn't hit the ground. Instead, I was hanging on the screw, by my underwear,upside down! I had a drees on so the dress flew over my face, and you could see EVERYTHING! I was mortified becuase The whole grade saw me! I was mortified!I guess that is all am am wiiling to share with the world, so bye! |
| One day my friend and I went to the mall and We go to jcpennys 2 use the restroom and so I say if they dont I have 1 im gonna pee on there floor so we walk in the bathroom and it stinks so we go out to use dillards when all the sudden my friend does something hilarious so I fall on the floor and start peeing. |
| was in 6th grade, it was the first choir concert of the year. The choir director Ms. Truax was new that year, this was her first big debut... and at the end of a very successful concert, during which I felt very queasy, we were all bowing the grand bow, and I threw up all over the director! The puke totally covered her and a few unsuspecting people around me. She was furious! And this was the first performance out of 3 that she had to direct. She spent the whole night smelling like puke. To this day she tells people about the girl that threw up on her, and I am famous in the Middle School. |
| so i was in class and sitting next to this guy i really really liked. he sent me a note and told me he liked me. i wrote him back and told him i liked him to. well...the teacher saw me and took the letter. he read it to the whole class and then everyone started to laugh...i found out later that my crush ment for me to give it to my BEST friend.agggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!! |
| one day in school after lunch i decided to run over to my friend emily in the middle of the hallway (i was running in the middle of the hallway and she was at one end and i was at the other) anywho i started running towards her and i yell her name in fake excitement and then i tripped on my own foot, rolled over twice, and then slid on the floor, giving myself a burn mark on my elbow. to make it worse all i could do was sit there in the fetal position laughing at myself, trying to hide my embarassment (somehow i thought that that would hide my embarassment and not make the situation worse, like it did) oh and did i mention that the whole 8th grade was watching me? - Erin |
| I was at an overnight camp and we were getting ready for a dance. Everyone had really nice outfits but I didn't. After searching through my suitcase, I finally found a really nice skirt so I slipped it on and we were out to the dance hall. I was dancing and I noticed a couple guys staring at me so I started shaking my butt thinking they were interested in me...I later found out the skirt had a rip from the top to the bottom...and top it off with, I was wearing underwear which I shitted in a few days ago...It was disguisting. |
| we where told we where going to have a student teacher follow us round for the day because they said we where the best class in the school, so i thought that would be fun so all the teachers would be nice to us for a day. but when i got to school the next day i found out he was really fit and only about 20 years old. it was really imbarising because he thought i fancied him, so he followed me for the day and kept on looking over my shoulder at my work. it came to the last lesson when i thought, wow i have not really been shown up by any of my mates. at the end of the lesson i was going to tell him how cool his tatoo was and my m8 souted at me to remind me saying: arn't you going to ask him then, and my other m8 said wat are you going to ask him out because it is obvious that you fancy him, i was so imbarised. everyone in the class cracked up laughing even him. i went bright red and ran out. |
| once i went out with my friends to the park with my mates. and for a laugh we wnt on the swings, and stupidly i had worn my georgous nw denim mini skirt. so i wasnt swingin high but then a really cute boy came and went on the swing next to me. i started to show off by swingin high, but i sipped and went flying, my pink filly knickers flew off and landed in a nearby tree and i landed on the climbing frame flashing with a broken leg. the guy and my mates called an ambulance, and i got a cast. turns out at school he was the new kid...CRINGE! america queen, skinny lizzie big boobs! |
| Only two days ago I was at gym and I was running the track,(which I'm not that good at) when I ran into this rubber flag pole and it went right under my legs(thank goodness I'm a girl or it would of hurt) and I cracked up laughing, then to make it worse I was playing soccer after and I went to kick the ball butt a boy was there and I didn't see him so I kicked him you know ware, now he always says mean(in a funny way) stuff to me it was so funny but embarrassing!-some1
once when i woz about 9 i woz in da swimmin pool and i jumped on my dads back then he stood up and said "whey got da rong one" it wasnt my dad i woz so embarresed i just swam away wivout even sayin sorry i woz so embarreses. Any one watching but have thought i woz a beetroot or sumfin coz i went sooo red. lol. Leah- feel my pain |
| OK I think this has happed to most people, I was at school and i was in the bathroom and I did'nt notice that I steped on some tolite paper and it was stuck on my shoe, so I left the bathroom with tolite paper on my shoe and about 5 minyes later after bathing a number of people I looked down and saw the tolite paper.While at university I bought a shiny new CD player. I had copied all my favourite songs creating a best of album, which consisted of mainly VERY loud, VERY angry rock music. While creating this masterpiece of ear drum abuse I must have accidentally set the volume to very high while coping them. This coupled with the CD player volume control and the headphone jacks volume control created an ear shatteringly high number of decibels. So as i walked through the corridors of my University with people milling to and fro, I decide to sample my new toy. The sound that blasted from the headphones directly into my ear the moment I pressed play was debilitating to say the least. Afterwards I had been told that I looked as if i had been electrocuted my whole body went rigid, my eyes clenched shut, my lips peeled back and I began emitting a strange moaning sound. To make matters worse, while I stood there resembling a constipated hyena, my hand had shot into my trouser pocket and fumbled for the volume control. The whole time students walked past me as i stood moaning and shaking, with my hand darting about inside my trouser pocket. I looked to be caught in what seemed to be an erotic rapture. Afterwards i had been asked why the hell i didn't just pull the headphones out of my ear, and all I can say is that, trying to form any sort of coherent thought or action while a bagillion decibels of rock are blowing ceaselessly through your head is not an easy task. To this day i still shrink away into a catatonic state and rock back and forth at the mere sight of headphones |
| ok so last year at school...i go to a very large scool about 3200 students .....the fire alarm went off because one of the science labs had an explosion......well as i was going down the stairs i tripped and like 20 people fell down the stairs as if that wasnt bad enough ....i was wearing like basketball shorts and when i landed at the bottom....my shorts and boxers came right off as i was tumbling down the stairs.. so there i was letting it all hang out...good part i got two dates and a girlfriend im still with....bad part i got detetion and a ticket for indecent exposure how messed up was that. - Josh |
| One day when i was in 5th grade we were in my gym ((we alwayz were there be4 we were dismissed)) so it was alwayz really bored.So i decided to put up my hood and put on my cd player.Little did i kno the principle was yelling at me caz she seen ((i had it blastin so i dident kno)).SoOoO after every1 ternz around and lookz at me i knew she knew...so i took em off...as i was walking out the gym there was this like lil ramp...my shoe's were untied so i triped creating a big domino like thing...then it dosent end there as im going to sit down on my bus..the bus driver floorz it i went flying and i knoked over about 5 really hott girlz. soo now just about every1 is pissed at me..so i try not to be a clutz... i always used to have soda in my bak pak so i take it out and i get up caz itz my stop....as im getting off the bus i spilt it all over the girl i liked she told every1 in skewl i was soo embarassed...that was 1 of the worst dayz ive ever had...and on top of that i got detenchen for the music and domino'z. |
| I'm a phd student in electrical engineering. Last year I accepted a teaching position for introduction to computer science. The class is 400 people and it's in a large theater style lecture room. As I was teaching the back of the class is getting noisy, and then the noise got louder and louder. Just as when I was about to ask the people that are making the noise to get out. One of them got out of his seat from way in the back, wobble downed to the front, took off his pants and mooned the whole class, shouting "I'm a sexy boy!, I'm a sexy boy!" and walked out. I frozed for about 10 minutes. The worse part is, after class, I saw that same bunch of guys viewing in on a handy cam. So somewhere on the net, there's a video of some dude mooning my class and me looking hillarious. |
| This was really embarrasing for me. I was in 9th grade math class and there was this really HOT guy sitting behind me. I decided to be cute and pretend to drop my pen so I could bend over show off my butt and pick the pen up. Well it just so happened that as soon as I bend over my desk to pick the pen up I fart. Not just any fart but a loud, nasty, stinky fart. I tried to pretend it was the desk but everyone in the class knew the truth. I ended up being called FartKnocker the rest of the whole year. I had to change schools. - Anonymous |
| I was in the second grade and i had these new pair of pants that button up in the front and i went into gym class and we had to do this thing called the shuttle run and i got ready to run and i got halfway down the gym when i felt one of my buttons pop and then another and another, etc until before i knew it my pant were naround my ankles and i had barbie underwear on it was so embarissing!!! - Tori |
| Ok This is the most um embarrassing moment ever (but also some-what rewarding). So skiing with my best friend and this guy that i had a HUGE crush on had come along. So I'm skiing and I fall and I'm sprawled all over the place and i walk up get my ski's and make a mental note to switch to snow boarding. So I'm walking back up the lift and like 15 ft in the air I fall off! so then I'm just really pissed so I'm careful on this lift I walk up back to the lodge and my crush and best friend (not to mention everyone in the lodge) was like staring at me and my crush was drooling. Im like what?! and then my best friend says look down and my boob is totally overhanging my shirt! 2 weeks later me and my crush are making out but my best friend never lets me live it down. -damn it Kasha just let it go. - Jess |
| When i was about 10 years old me and my freind emma would always go to the swimming baths with the boys in our class, when i was 9 i started to develop breasts and i had a bikini on one day and i dived in the pool and one of the boys dived at the same time a while we were under the water he quickly untied the back of my bikini and it sliped of and he ran away with it son i was stuck under the water for about half an hour untill he gave me it back and all the boys would slag me of for it and they told the boy i liked in the class and he would slag me off about it for ages, it was really imbarsing.
Once when I was in, like, 1st grade me and this other kid were having an insult contest at recess. Well, I won with "poopyface" but the other kid got so upset that he pulled down my pants and my underwear went halfway down with them! Everyone in kindergarten, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd grade saw me! - NewtGirl |
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