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 Ok I was sitting in Bewitched which by the way wasn't the best movie i've ever seen and my friend was holding the popcorn and she went to the bathroom and the guy next to her had popcorn candy coke and pretzals all brand new and it was all on the ground next to my friends popcorn and i grabbed all of it thinking she had got it for me and ate it all before she came bac i was fsting b4 that so i was starveing but anyway when maggie came bac she asked me y i didn't eat any popcorn and i thought she was kidding so i kept eatting finnally the most angrest guy ever came up to me and sad that i had stolen his stuff anf neglected to give it bac so i played cool and had my friend say she had just bought it for me he cooled down and said he was sry he made a mistake. but it dosnt end there the movies are in the mall so natrually we went to the mall after words i was talking to my friend about how dumb that guy had been 4 beleiving me when all of a sudden he walked up to us and said i was was in a lot of trouble he brought me to customer service and they laughed but he refused to leave until they called my parebts so they did and my parents told him he was a snobby jerk over the phone when i saw his face i ran sssoooo fast out of there its not even funny and i stioll see him in the mall like every day he glares at me even tho that was two years ago!! - Paige |
| I was at a friends house .. and he left a minute and told us to wait in his bedroom.. so we went in and sat on the bed my.. stomach started cramping all of a sudden and i thought .. i had to fart, and i let it go thinking that was all it was ... i shit all over myself and the bed... i was so embarressed... it was all over.. thought you might want to hear that ..lol |
| When I was in 4th grade everyday we had to run the track. One day when it had just rained I ran through some grass and slipped in the mud. I got so muddy. My pants were covered in mud. I went to the counselor's office because she has a closet of closes but she didn't have any that fit. So I called my dad and he was way to busy to come and bring me some pants. I had to go the whole day walking around with mud down my pants. Talk about embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Reba |
| once i was tubing and sort of sliped and was then hanging off of the back. well i was wearing a new swimsuit that was really cute but i hadn't quite grown into it yet. while i was haning there, usually just drag along or climb back up, my bathing suit bottom came off. my other friends tubeng just hung their mouths open and when they fimally stoped the boat, even though they were floating, my big brother jumped in and grabed them and swam them over to me. every one on the boat saw. hummiliation station. - Anonymous |
| Right now is probably my most embarrassing moment because I'm 49 years old and most stories here are from kids. Anyway, when I was in 10th grade it was at a very large city school. It was between classes. EVERYONE was in the hall going to their next class. I was menstruating and sanitary napkins didn't have "wings" or tape. We had to wear this extremely uncomfortable "sanitary belt". I hated it so bad so I did not wear a belt. Ok, remember everyone is changing classes and I was in the main hall. Yup, my "used napkin" fell out of my undies and landed yucky side up!!! I freaked out soooooo bad and without thinking, I kicked the stupid thing and it goes sailing down the hall. Then I start running trying to catch up with it. Of course people were laughing and dodging and pointing......it landed in front of the girls restroom. I opened the door and kicked it inside. I stayed in the bathroom all day crying. And yes, I quit school that very day. No way could I return. (update: i eventually got my ged and went to college.) But it was definantly my most embarrassing moment. (Next to writting about it in here) - Debi |
| One day, when I was in school I was wearing a white outfit, white t-shirt, whites sneakers and everything, so it was the beginning of the school year, I was just getting used to going to a different school, so...I walked up the stairs with my binder in one hand and my soda in the other. Then the next thing I know this two kid's started chasing each other up the stairs and bumped into me, so I began to lose balance fell backwards on top of like two kids, spilled my soda on my outfit, dropped my binder with the papers all over the place and then I got up and played it off like i was running, it was so embarrassing. - Sean |
| It was my third year in marching band, but my first time playing one of the bass drums. At the first football game when the drumline was moving upfield at the end of the move I just fell to my knees. The bass drum's weight wouldn't let me get back up, so I had to take the drum off, set it on the field, and then get up. The only person who appeared to notice was the drummer right behind me and it didn't appear on the band video so I thought it was a small accident. However a rival band had come over to watch that night and they were using my fall as an example on how not to march and my band director heard about it and he annonced to the whole band that I had fallen.
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| "Alright I know this sounds really stupid, but one time in school I was running after my good friend Brent for my shoe and out of know where some kid tripped me and I flung through the air with my books flying through the air and landed on top of me as I'm sliding to one side of the hallway to the next." It was very funny yet quite embarrassing. I had to laugh at myself though as people ran over to me with my face beet red with skid marks all throughout my face. It's a time I will remember for a while |
| One time me and my friend Aileen were playing baseball outside her house because we were all pepped up about the big game about Marlins vs. The New York Yankees. Well, it was my turn to bat and i'm not too good at baseball so I did well the first couple of times on my last chance I swung the bat really really hard and I hit the neighbors rearview mirrors and he happens to be the landlord. Me and my friend froze, we didn't know what to tell her dad so we came up with something to say and she told her dad. He was steaming mad because he knew he would have to pay for it. So we go knocking on their door and my friend tells them and the guys wife comes out and gives my friend a hug and a toothless grin saying thats it was all right and the lady stunk really badly! So me of course I couldn't stop laughing. It happened 2 years ago and me and my friend still don't forget it! - Sulen |
| Last year I was trying out for student council representative. I got a wedgie and my pants started falling down while I was standing there and my teacher couldn't get the music started! I tryed to get the wedgie out. The only problem was that there was one of the cutest guys in school in my class! So I was really happy when it was over. It doesn't end there. My friend, (the one who made student council) told me that I was the one everyone was laughing at. She also said that they were all talking about me. It was soo embarrassing. |
| so i was in 7th grade nd i was in social studies. My teacher is ok, but she gives detetions for literally everything. i went to the bathroom, and i had to do #2, so it took a little longer than #1. I also had to wait, cuz both the stalls were taken. so i get back like 8-9 min. later, and my teacher yells in front of the class "You're finally back!" so that the whole class is staring at me nd my crush was rite next to the door, so she was really close. then she goes "youre in big trouble, that better have been a #2 or youve got a detention" so i have to go "ummmm yea it was #2" then she goes "i cant hear you!" so i basically have to yell "Yes I went #2!" every1 laughed at me like all day. |
| One day i was in 8th grade and me and my friends where eating lunch in the lunch room. And we were all done so we were going to get up when boom my whole half of my face and hair was covered in vanilla pudding. I started crying right there like a tity baby and ran to the bathroom and cried some more and like 50 people followed and i had to stay at school the rest of the day like that. - Sheridan |
| One day in year 7 i thought i was really cool kegging all my friends for a joke nd later that day i was trying to impress this girl who i liked nd my friends ran up behind me nd kegged me i stood there frozen for about 10 seconds and the girl burst out laughing. |
| When i was like 10 i had like 5 friends over and we were eating icecream and hanging on the computer. The phone started ringing so i ran to get it, what i didnt know was that my brothers book bag was on the floor with all of his books in it. I tripped over the bookbag and icecream went all over me. I was so embarassed. - Jade |
| i was in a military school in south texas for being a bad yuth... it was my first week of being there and no one got special treatment the second day there i must have eaten somethen bad... intill the next day we had p.t. drill and march training i got the shits at 4:00 a.m. and we all had to get up at 5:00 a.m and so on to about 11:00 a.m. we had to do situps starting doing that intill about the 7th count i shit my self and i was wearing grey sweat pants then the drill instructor yelled out saying we had to run a half mile hike i was still on the ground and could not move every one else was standing above me then i got yelled at more then i really had to stand up and every one saw where i shit myself ran all the way down to my ankle ever since that i never have put on sweat pants again |
| It all started out on a wonderful vacation, I was with my dad, and my twin siter, and best friend. And we all decided to go to a movie, before we went into the movie we saw these really goodlooking guys out in the parking lot, and asked for my number. So i gave it to them, and entered the movie. During halfway of the movie i started to get really sick.. I knew i was going to hurl, but had no time to run away, so i puked in my hands... but it gets worse while i was running down the aile covered. i threw up right in the middle of the aile, looking up i see the guy who asked for my number he looked up at me and laughed and handed my number back... I was never more embarrassed in my life. My worst nightmare came true |
| One time when I was walking to my next class I sa w this really hot new guy in the school so I decided to go up to him and asked if he needed any help the guy turned around and he turned out to be a teacher!!! the worsts patr is he was one of my main teachers. - Anonymous |
| I was getting ready for school one morning when there was a knock at the
door. I was in the loo at the time and tryed to quickly finish my business
to answer the door. I rushed to the door but my sister had anwered it. It
was her boyfriend. I walked away and turned my back to see why they were
laughing. I soon relalised that my skirt was tucked in my undies and you
could also see my bum. I was soooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed.
Everytime my sisters boyfriend would come over to visit her, i would hide or
lock myself in my room. |
| One time I was at an internet cafe for my friends birthday party. We were all having so much fun playing around. Then my stomach started bubbling. I didn't think it was so serious until I had looked for 10 minutes and found no bathroom. After an hour I couldn't take it anymore so I crapped on myself. I was so embarressed becuase everyone was staring at me and it smelled bad throughout the place. So I started walking home and about half way there after all the staring and walking funny my friends mom popped up in her car and gave me a ride. I felt so bad for rewening the party and stinking up his car. I got grounded for a month from my mom. - Anonymous |
| 1 of my most embarrassing moments was in the summer after 4th grade...my mom picked up me nd my friend lisa from summer rec...i had a towel wrapped around me b/c we just got back from the pool...we got in the car nd my mom said we had 2 drop sumthing off at my brothers friends house since he slept over there the night b4...well anyways i said i would bring it out 2 him...so my mom gave me the thing nd i started 2 get out of the car nd i tripped over the towel nd went flying out! i fell on the road nd scraped up my knee nd elbow...i was crying nd lisa was trying 2 hold back her laughing but it just came out...after a while i realized that it was kinda funny nd started laughing 2...now we r both 13 nd we still crack up everytime we think of the story nd 4 sum reason i have the nickname "little mermaid" from her bc of wat happened...lol dont ask - NICOLE |
| well, in the begining of my freshman year at lunch, i was sitting there with my friends from like 5th grade and all of a sudden emily(my friend) says "*NAME*, you need a breast reduction" and that started some big conversation about ne and my boobs and the boys said stuff about how they noticeced it and they cant stop lookin at it cause its in the way. Now my new nick name is ten gallon titty. |
| This one time, i was at mcdonalds, and me and my friend Ash were playing with the katchup, because we got heaps of packets, and we were squirting them all over the table, then i went to the bathroom to wipe it off my hands, and when i walked out this guy i really liked saw me walk out of the bathroom, and he looked at my skirt and said "You leaked..." And i looked down and there was katchup on my skirt and he thought it was period, before i could explain he had walked off with his friend... I still haven't lived it down. - Annie, Australia |
| One time I was jumping in one of those bouncy houses and a part of my pants got stuck in the net. I had to wear duc tape over it the rest of the day since I was at school and I didn't want to wear the stupid ones they have. |
| Well me and my best guy friend Ryan went through a tennis stage where we were always on the court. There's this big fence near the court and whenever we played a bunch of balls got hit over it and we always had to climb a fence to pick them up. Well this day we decided when we were done to both climb over... I let him go first and when I went to follow, my foot slipped off the fence and the pointed part at the top caught my bra and pulled it, along with my shirt, up over my head. So here I was trying to get uncaught for like 5 minutes, completely exposed (and i'm definetely not flat). And this is a school tennis court too so there's a bunch of high school guys watching me. When i mentioned to ryan later why i stopped going to play tennis he said "oh yeah. I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up..." and I said "how much did you see?" and he said "everything you wouldn't want me to...." I was soooo mortified! |
| Once I got really angry while I was havinng a bath at my sister because she was teasing me outside that I ram outside to stop her I did srop her but before I left the bathroom Y diden't put my clothes on I was so imberessed |
| one day in like 5th grade i was like luved this boi named tyler and i wrote his name on my spelling words and when i got home i asked my lil sis to quiz me on dat sheet so she said yea (only to plz my mom) and i almost 4got that i wrote his name and den right when i noticed i wrote his name on it i change my mind and she was like let me qiuz u and i was like no umm u can`t c it den she went and told my mom i wasn`t letting her quiz me and my mom came and said let me c it and i was so blussing and then she said larhonda and tyler and then she made kissing sounds and then my whole family was doing that so yea one day i was in the library at my school. me and my friends were laughing around.you know when you have to fart but you try to let it out slow and soft. well i was trying to do that. but i let out this laugh and at the same time i farted it was loud and it smelled especially since it was air condition.the worst thing is i thought my friend heard but did not say anything she gave me the look. |
| As girls we tell each other EVERYTHING. My friend had recently started going out with this hot guy and they were becoming very serious VERY fast. I was talking to her one day and somehow we got on the subject of her and him and making out. I asked her,"so how many times have you made out with him?" and to my surprise she blushed and wouldn't answer! I was so shocked, but I later found out from another friend that she and her bf had been making out , and her tongue had gotten caught on his braces and when they finally got it off her tongue was bleeding really badly and she had to have stitches. She wouldn't talk about it ever again! |
| one time at school i was on my period and it kept on feeling like blood was seeping through my blue jeans so i kept on asking my friend if there was blood all over my pants and she kept on sayin no and then after my reading class i stood up and looked in my chair and there was a puddle of blood in it!!!!!!!!!!!! and then i asked my friend if there was blood on my pants and this time she was like Oh MY GOSH!!!!!!! there is a ton of blood all over the back of your pantz but thankfully she had on a long sleeve shirt that i could tie around my waist because she had on a t shirt too so then i went to the clinic and asked for new pants but they didnt have any so i had to go to the counselin center to call my mom at work to bring me new pants but school was almost over so she just picked me up from school and i got to miss math (one of my least favorite subjects) even though not very many people found out about it or saw it it was still really embarassing - Anonymous |
| I was at school and my binder was really heavy so I kept moving it around I finally looked down at it and I keep walking and a door opened right in front of me I crashed into it and my binder unbuckled and stuff went everywhere. It took me ten minutes to pick everything up because people keep kicking my stuff and saying things like go fetch or go get it. It was so emberresing! |
| One day me and my brothers decided to do stunts while my mom cam corded and I put on a jacket backwards with the hood up. I started riding my bike up the street and I crashed into a car! My brother came running up the street laughing and he asked me if I was ok. A lot of nabores started looking out the window at me I was so imberresed! |
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