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 hey, im amber. one time i was in a play, and it was a part where im talking to this guy, i cant remember his name, and i guess he liked me because he kept standing really close to me. finally, i decided to back up so when i did, i tripped and fell and everyone laughed! it was sooooo embarressing - Amber |
| I was at Sams Club with my friends and her family, they were going to be shopping for a while so they bought us Red Cherry Icees - Yum! We were following them around drinking our Icees and her dad was picking out some shirts. I had a big mouthful of Icee and I had to sneeze... I tried to hold it in but before I could look away I got red Icee ALL OVER THE SHIRTS HE WAS GOING TO BUY. Not only that it was all over my face and shirt so my friend was laughing and we started to go to the bathroom to clean off and she was imitating my sneeze while a guy was walking out. She was like "AAAACHOOOO!!" And it looked really fake n he took one look at us and was like "Umm... bless you?". That was about 5 years ago now and we're still best friends and her familiy still teases me about it!! SO EMBARESSING!!! |
| One time when i was 13 years old me and my friend were walkin down the street, going from her house to mine, Me being very immature and stupid, i was skipping and singing loudly and stupidly, then i saw the hottest guy, i stopped dead in my tracks, thats not it though, my shoe had come untied and i tripped over my shoe laces adn fell flat on my face, my skirt came up and exposed my Hello Kitty Thong. |
| OMG! one time, I was at a play for a school field trip, and this really peverted guy was sitting behind me. I guess he liked me because all of a sudden, he started playing with my hair! on stage, everyone was at a scean where they were yelling so i figured that i could tell him to stop without anyone hearing me so i turned around, and said, "would you stop playing with my hair you pervert!". right as i did, the scean stopped for the break in the middle of the play so everyone heard me and gasped! it was sooooo embarrasing because my teacher heard me at gave me detention for a month for insulting a student, and interupting the play. it was soooo unfair! - Amber |
| I was at my friend's sleepover and we just got out of the pool. I was changing in her room, which faces the outside, and the window was open. As usual, I was oblivious, and just started changing. I walked out to the kitchen, and my friend's like "why didn't u shut the window? We just saw u changing!" I was soooo embarrassed... it was really awkward!!! |
| ok so one day i was in florida for a family vacation and we were walking up to fort lauderdale beach, while i was walking i saw the coolest, i mean the best car you will ever see....so i asked my mom if it was a porche and right when i hit the word porche i walked into a stop sign...i was sooooooo embarrased my whole family was laughing there butts off while i was in major pain..the next day i had the biggest bruise on my forehead...and thats not the worst part...it turned out the car was a nissan! i was so pissed |
| one day i was playing truth or dare with my 2 best friends when we where little like 5 or 6 and we were sitting in my friends room she went friest being are sick little selfs i picked dear. she said get undressed and take off everything even yor underwear i was like ok so i did then she said part two dance around the room and show off your body and so i did and i had to eep doing this so i made my 2 other friends getting revenge make them do the same thing so here are us 3 little girls naked and running around a room well my friend has a brother and he was about 10 he nocked on the door making us 3 room into the bathroom he aid what are yall doing we said nothing and he closed the door we all ran though her room putting on are close and hurring well we where doing that her brother was sitting in the closet watching us and started to laught we where so scraed we begged him to keep it a secoret but lets just say maybe he like it lol |
| once I was in like 1 grade and I had to go to da bathroom and their were bathrooms in every class so I didn't close the door and I was young so I pulled my pants down all the way, and everyone saw my butt, and I liked this girl and looked back and started screaming and they all laughed. I was so embarrassed. - Anonymous |
| Umm, okay...so my chorus group got to go to Six Flags after a performance thingy one time...So my friend Sally and I were in line for Achraphobia, or whatever it's called...and we met this really short kid and his younger bro. So we start talking to them, and the older one goes, "Have y'all ever been on Achraphobia before?" and we were like, "No"...and I just had to add, "But if you can go on it, then I can go on it." And he's like, "Why's that?" "'Cause you're younger than us." Oops. So he goes, "How old are y'all?" and Sally and I say thirteen...Turns out he was thirteen too...But he looked eleven or so! And Sally was like, "Niiice...great job, Shannon"...I felt really bad after that 'cause I probably made him feel really bad...Good thing he got outta the line real soon afterwards...sorry, dude... |
| One day me and my girlfriend were intertubing and we were going about 30mph but the water was really rough. Well we get some serious air and both go flying. Then when I hit the water my shorts flew off. I had to take off my life jacket and swim down after them my girlfriend was laughing like hell and still wont let it go. |
| So one day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends. I had to take a dump REALLY bad but I was too embarassed to stink up the bathroom. Finally it got so bad that I farted while they were talking and it was coming out so I booked it and luckily found the bathroom. I ran in and later found out that they could hear everything while I was in there. It doesn't end here...come to find out, the toilet was broken and wouldn't flush. So my hot crush came to help me out and got this discusting look on his face. I was soooo embarassed! He never asked me out again. - MCall |
| My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys, but at any given time there would be one or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that, or we couldn't see each other during the week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a graveyard and needed his sleep. One morning, before the sun came up, I had just let myself in to his apartment, and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldn't sleep through class. He hadn't been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss, so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasn't my fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die! All I could pathetically say was, "Sorry, I thought you were my fiance." His reply? Well, after he stopped laughing and could finally take a breath said "It's all good." - Reta |
| In 5th grade we were having our D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) program assembly, and there were cute 6th grade girls there, and some girls I liked, and they were calling up people that won a certain award. In my class I had the most stickers for being the best D.A.R.E. student, and the lady on stage called up the sticker winner for my class. I slowly got up and walked up onto the stage, everyone looked at me in some weird way, and I kind of looked back at them in a weird way. I got up there, and she was asking "what are you doing up here?" I said "you called up the sticker winner for my class." I was so nervous! She replied "your not the winner, Wesley is." I stood there in confusion. and all I said was "oh." I had to walk back to my seat in front of everybody, and they were all staring at me. I had to crawl under a bench to get to my seat, because the en trance to the isle was blocked up. So as I crawled under it, I smacked my head on the bottom and it made a loud banging noise. I had to just sit there and be quiet the rest of the assembly. It was so embarrassing! -Nick
Last year I went to a football game with my friends. We were all having an awesome time and drumming along to the songs our band played. The only reason I had gone in the first place was because my huge crush was there. I mean huuuugee.....so all my friends dared me to go up and talk to him right? Well I said I'd do it later, and one of my friends said ok and disappeared. She came back later and gave me this note. It said "i'd really like to talk to you..i've liked you for a long time. Love Jacob"---now see..my friend didn't tell me who the note was for, so I ran up to Jacob and was like "oh i got your note and i wanted to talk to you, too. He was sitting beside this girl mariah that i really really hate and he was like "i don't know what your talking about.....i gave a note to your friend to give to mariah..." and i was like OOOOOOOOOOO .....so...you dont like me?" and he was like umm noo! worse yet his gf and all her preppy friends were laughing their heads off and it was over the whole school by the next day.....the principal called my mother and told her and I got grounded for "unruly" behavior!! - MARIAH |
| Last year I was at a really cool disco and decided to show off in front of my friends, I stumbled backwards, fell through the bathroom door and to make matters worse i landed head first into the toilet. It was so emmbarrasing, while i was doing this the door was wide open and every one at the disco cracked up laughing. It was so so embarrasing. - Amber |
| Okay so I'm like 11 and i was at the mall with my friends in a pretty low cut shirt. I was walking out of the mall and we saw this REALLY drunk guy. He came over to us and started talking to us about sex. He came over to me and pulled my shirt literally off and like there were these 2 really hott guys |
| My BFF Brittany and I were at school and walking back from lunch, and I linked arms with her so I wouldn't have to walk alone. There was a ton of people following me that day, and one of them was my friend Jessie, she was walking right behind me, so I motioned for her to come up next to me. I felt someone brush up along side of me, so I turned to say something to Brittany and tried to link arms with Jessie. Jessie kept pushing my arm away, so I turned to look at her. It wasn't Jessie!!! It was some girl that Brittany had been best friends with in like third grade and they hated eachother now. I was so embarrassed! I felt someone brush up against me aging and I thought, "ok I don't even know you" and she kept trying to link arms with ME. So I immediately reached back and grabbed Jessie and pulled her up next to me. It wasn't Jessie again!! It was the girl! Her and Jessie had switched places!! I was more embarrassed than I ever had been. My friends had all known this had happened and were laughing there heads off. Even my crush was laughing! It was terrible!! |
| I was a senior in highschool, and as a senior I was able to drive to school. One day after school let out I was in a hury to get home. I went straight to my car and headed home. It was a decent day, not rainy or snowy. I was on a road the merges from two lanes to one. Normaly I try to pass the busses but today I decided to be nice and just stay behind them. Further down the road were railroad tracks. And as everyone knows busses stop at the tracks. So i stopped and waited for the bus to proceed. The thing is that I thought it was just the one bus. After we began to drive again I looked down at my stero to change the station when all of a sudden BAM!!! I ran into the bus, in my little gray 1990 chevy corsica. The front end actualy went a little under the back of the bus. With in minutes the Dean and the schools cop were there. And shortly after more cops and an ambulance. It was awful, I was so terrified of someone trying to sue me. I was a good student and a good kid, I had never had detition or anything. So thinking that I could be sued just horrified me. Also this bus had 70 kids all from my school, not to mention all of the students that drove past the accident. I felt like everyone knew the next day at school. People still tease me about it today. |
| I was at an under age dance club with all my friends. I had a new short short mini skirt with a belly shirt and i thought i looked so hot in it, my crush asked me to dance, i thought i was sooooo cool. After the dance i was walked over to my friends where they were at the bar drinking sodas. I walked over twords my friends thinking i was soo cool because i just got back from dancing with the cutest guy in there. i turned around to look at him and saw him and his friends were all watchnig me i thought to myself i must look so hot tonight. i was wearing a really short skirt so when i aproched to my friends i carefully went to a stool to sit at the bar. but instead of sitting in a stool i sat in a great big trashcan. my butt fell in the trash and only my arms and legs were out of the trashcan. |
| hi my name is callum one day me and my gf and her 2 m8s were in own wid me and on the way home we went past her house no one was in so we opended the door wid the keys and she me and her m8s went in and while those 2 were down stairs we went intpo her room and snogged our hearts out and then her m8s walk in and they start watching us and then it turns into killing her cause i loved her so i snogged her and the nxt day i woke up and i had been dreaming then that night i did the same thing in real life weird or wat?? - Callum |
| One day i was at Disney world and i had to take a poop, so i did the hover technique. Then my Dad and my little brother came in and started to throw wet toilet paper balls over the stall at me while i was hovering in the stall and pooping. It was hard pooping and hovering while having things thrown at you. Eventually, i got hit and i pooped on the floor. I thought it was funny,awesome, and embarrassing. |
| I'd have to say that my most embarrasing moment would have to be a few weeks ago! I was wearing these really really baggy pants, right? Well, I had spray painted my shoes the night before, so my pants kept sticking to the end of my shoes. During my lunch hour at school, we are allowed to go outside on the football field. So.. i decided to eat on the bleachers with my friends but as I was climbing up the bleachers.. BAM. I fell striaght on my effing face. Then two minutes later, i fall AGAIN, but this time on the concrete. All this was infront of about 80 kids. AND my crush saw me fall both times, he decided to help me up, take me somewhere away from my friends and ask me to be his girlfriend. SEE, Good can come out of embarrasing moments!! - Emily |
| I got drunk at a party and there was them stupid window sliding doors...i was heading outside and they were open...but because i was so out my face i closed the door n walked threw them...wel tryed to! and of course it had to be infrount of 4 of my ex's the boy i like just now and all my other friends!! how dumb of me! |
| One time when I was younger, about 5 or 6, me and my family went to a hotel with my cousin. I was walking around with my brother and my cousin and I couldnt see the pool over the gate because we were on the third floor. My brother and my cousin kept making fun of how I was to short to see over the gate so I stuck my big head threw it. And yeah you guessed it. My head got stuck in the gate. My brother had to call the maids in the hotel to cut the gate and get my head out. They still laugh at me about that. And they told my boyfriend. I mean....... COME ON!!!!!!!!! |
| I always n i mean always have what every1 else calls an embarassing moment Everyday Id trip or run into a door at school Well during my summer in 2005 me, my sister, Sash, Tony were hanging out while Sash baby-sat her neices. The neices got hungry so we decided to walk to Burger Kings. We were living in an apartment complex n behind it were these woods. If u walk thru these woods the rite way, youd get to the center Thru these woods tho, is a creek that u have to cross over to get to the center The bridge is actually dirt clumped together n it was hollowed out by the creek Everyone runs across it so they dont fall cuz the bridge is slanted n only a foot across We were in the parking lot of burger kings n I ran into a door Oh well who cares We were walking into the woods n I walk pretty slow I gave my sister my fone cuz I had no pockets I was left behind n I stood on the bridge n couldnt see my friends over the weeds that were as tall as me so i started walking backwards not realizing i was on the bridge when SPLASH!!! I was knee high in the creek They all came running back laughing I tried to pull myself up n slipped n fell even further into the water So here i was, standing in the water that is barely touching my neck (im about 5' 8") n I finally pulled myself out of the water My pants are soaked n my white baby tee was see through n u can see my bra and i was freezing . . . . u know what that lead to..... so everyone is laughing at me and I scream "oh no!" I forgot! To get to my apartment (completely on the other side) i had to run by my friends wit benifits J's apartment He was on the balcony waiting for me to come bak So I ran past all the ppl at the pool, who stared, J's apt who was begging for me to climb in thru the window and change into his clothes I couldnt because I had already promised my dad i would hurry home I was totally mort ified Not to mention i had a million ppl asking me what i was doin in wet clothes coming from J's apartment (i seem to have a rep) so I got grounded by my dad who heard from my friend i was at some1's apt n i was soaked and then J came to see if I needed clothes and asked if I was comin over, while my dad was behind the door but gladly its over!!!!! - CoRRey |
| My most embarrassing moment was when, I was going to camp, and it was my first time, I was all by myself. I was in third grade so I wanted to make friends, plus I was English, so I had an accent. When my mom dropped me off, she needed to go to the toilet, and there was a pot-a-potty, or whatever those things are called. But she doesn't like going in those things, so she went behind, the cabin I was staying in, and everyone was arriving and saw her. What's worse is that she was wearing a dress, and she pulled it completely down. Everyone saw, and the entire week everyone made fun of me. - Ellie |
| When i was in 7th grade i was waiting for my mom to come and then i saw a car that looked like hers so i went over there and just when i was about to open the door the car speeds off and im running after it for about some seconds when i realize it isnot my mom's car everyone was laughing at me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was very very embarassing. |
| I was at the grocery store with my mom. She was a short distance from me in the same aisle as I went to get a carton of orange juice. I had completely forgotten that I had just walked away from her, and when I encountered a cart near the shelf where the juice was, I, for some reason, thought that it was my mom's cart. I picked up a frozen dinner that I did not want my mom to get, examined it for a moment, and then set it back down in the cart. The woman whose cart it was saw me do it and looked at me strangely, but didn't say anything. I then put the orange juice in the cart. My mom came up to me and the woman handed her the orange juice. "You put it in her cart," my mom said to me. I was horribly embarrassed. |
| One day we had just gotten our glass door put in and we had a party there were like 65 people in the front yard. Of coarse i didnt know about the door so i come running up and slam right in the door and i must of hit it pretty hard because right when i get up i do it again the third time i opened the door and then tripped over my dog harley. i was soooo embarassed that when i went outside out front i played around the corner. - Kristen |
| One time i went to Seven Peaks with my friend and we were going down jagged edge it is like a huge free-fall slide and at the end we got up and both of our bathing suit bottoms had huge holes in them so we had to walk around putting our hands on the hole in the bathing suit bottom! |
| my most embarrassing moment was when i was 12 years old. my three sisters and i were at a baseball game and i was acting up. my mom threatened to give me a spanking but she hadnt in years so i ignored it. i finally got on her nerves so much she brought me into the bathroom to give me a spanking which i was not awake of until she pulled down my pants and spanked me once with her brush. it didnt hurt and it was only her right tom,, but just as my pants came down a few girls at my shcool walked in the bathroom and saw my butt cheeks! they took pictures on their camera phones and sent it around the shcool! i was so embarrassed we moved! |
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