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 One day, while I was in language arts class, I was writing a paper when all of a sudden I farted without even realizing that I had to. As far as I know, not many people heard
me, but one girl who sat in front of me turned around and gave me a cold and disgusted look. The worst part is that I was sitting on a metal chair so the fart echoed and was
emphasized. Man, I hope that never happens again. - Brett |
| ok when i was 13 i went fishing on a big boat my brothers friends dad owened. it was me, my brother, the dad, and his 2 kids. so i was the only girl. the dad is really into
fishing so wen we were out there for like 7 hrs i was like wayne i have to go pee and he said to go inside and wait because the toilot was broken and we were heading in soon
anyways, but when i went inside i got sea sick, then i started crying and threww up but when i threw up, i peed misrlf. then all of mii brothers friends were making fun of me
sayiong " didnt ur parents potty train u??" and things like that and the dad was mad because i peed on the cushions on his boat!!!! - Dakota B |
| This is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to meI am madly in love with one of my high school teachers when one day...i was standing in the hall when i leaned my
hand on what i thought was a desk..a minute later i heard my teacher who is my crush say 'excuse me' .. I washorrified.. to scared to realize what i was doing, it seemed that
the thing iwas leaning on wasn't a desk it was my teacher's manly part of his body (downBelow).. I was sooooooo embarrassed and all my friends tease
me about that time whenever they see that teacher, and I think that the teacher is scared of me !!!! how embarrassing is that !!! I will never forget or live that day down - Staish C |
| I had come back from a tournament in Chicago, and we had a layover in Dallas. I was walking with my coach and a friend to the "D" terminal to get to our flight, when we reach an
escalator. They decide to walk up it, so I follow. I had a HUGE bag on my back so when I was about 3/4 of the way up I tripped and fell, with all my stuff falling out of my bag.
My coach and friend were laughing at me, as well as the rest of the people in the airport. The guy who helped me pick up my stuff turned out to be 3 rows back on my flight back
to LA! - Alex, Beverly Hills, California |
| I went Otakon (2005) (wich is a large anime convention). I thought it
would be cool to cosplay as Raven from TeenTitans, so I made a pretty good
Raven costume. It had a long blue hooded cape that came down to my ankles,
and I wore a longsleeved black leotard and gray tights underneath that. ( i
also dyed my hair purple, had a belt, and head jewl, but thats besides the
point.) On the first day, three embarassing things happened. I was
getting out of my mom's friend's car, and the clasp that held my cape
together came off while we were waiting in line. This would have been
fine, except for the fact that my cape fell down off my shoulders and I was
standing there(outside!) in only a leotard and semi-sheer tights. I was
freaking out, hoping that no one had seen the cape slip. The second thing
happened when we got inside. I walked up to the counter to get my
registration badge, when the volunteer behind the counter said "I'm
blackfire!" Unfortuantley I only heard "Blackfire!", so I thought she had
made a mistake about my character. I said "No..i'm Raven" and then she
said "No, I'M Blackfire" and I was like "oh." Then, she asked me to pick a
number. I blurted out "11!", because I didn't know what it was for. Then,
I looked down at the counter and realized that the numbers were for the
pictures on the registration badges. "11" turned out to be a picture of
some Gundam charaters, and I really don't like the Gundam series. So she
let me pick another one. I was really embarrased. |
| A fouth thing also happened to me at school (and it's related, so i'll put
it here)
After 3 days at Otakon, it was time to go back to school. On sunday
night, i washed my hair out really well, to get all of the spray hair dye
out of my hair. I thought it was all out. Then, during the second week
of school, a girl in my math class said "You have something purple in your
hair" It turned out I had medium sized spot of purple on my head. This
attracted the attention of about three other girls, and they all stared at
me like I was some type of alien from outer space! - Anna |
| It was in sixth grade and my friends and I all sat at one table at lunch, as usual. My friends were goofing off more than we ever had, and I spit up my chocolate milk on the
front of my white pants. Everyone was pointing at me and asking if I crapped the wrong way. Same year, I wet myslef in the lunchroom from laughing so hard and I had to borrow a
sweater from my friend until it dried. Everyone was asking me if I had had my period. - Jane, 12 |
| so i was going to dinner with my boyfriend and buddy rabbit, i had to go to the bathroom, so on my way i noticed a caution wet floor sign. it didnt click in my mind that the
floor was wet so i went to walk over it and slipped and face planted into the tile floor. noone around me even noticed that i feel but as i was getting up i feel and face
planted again. i rushed into the bathroom with tears in my eyes from laughing at my self. it was quite embarrising |
| ok my embarrassing moment still haunts me! here it is: I was at my boyfriends house because his family was having a cookout. ( And he lives in Canada.) Well his mom wanted to
talk to me, she asked me if I "noticed anything different between American men and Canadian men" as a joke...well me being stupid, and without thinking said " Canadian men have
longer penuis's"... she stared at me for awhile then just walked off. Last time I was ever invited to there cookouts! - ~Anonymous~ |
| one time i was riding my four wheeler with my boyfriend and i had to pee and we was nowhere near my house so he went to take me home but we had to go up this big hill to get
there so while we was going up it i started peeing in my pants so he was like eeww how gross and then he got off of the four wheeler and said its over and walked the rest home
it was so embarising - Bethony |
| one morning i was woke up about a half hour late so i had to hurry to get ready to go to school. I figured that i could just go to school wearing my pajamas because no one would
notice since it was just shorts and a t-shirt. When i got to school my friends started laughin and i smiled like i knew what was going on. Then my boyfriend came over and said
"Kays, I thought i was the only one that could see that" and then he started laughing. So then my sister walked up to me and told me that i had a huge hole in my shorts and you
could see my butt! it was soooo embarising! |
| My friend and I were in the mall and at this point in time those really tall platforms were in style. Mine were 4 inch platforms. Well my friend and I are very wild and hyper
and we were running through the mall hitting each other and running away. I hit her and my only escape was the escalader (going down). i ran to the escalader and tripped on
those stupid shoes.... doesnt end there. i fell down the escalader and caught my mouth on someone's bag which by the way is how i managed to stop halfway down the escalader.
everybody was staring at me it was really embarassing. needless to say i have not worn those shoes since. - Brenda |
| Hi, my name is Christine. I am 11 yrs old and I do cheerleading. one day after practice my mom i we sitting in the ca and she hd a cup from subway and it had a lid on it. I
was really thirsty and I didn't ask my mom if I could have any. I took a sip and it was so salty. i started to gag and my mom started to laugh at me. she used that cup to spit
her pumkin seeds into. I drank my mom's spit! It was so gross! now every time she eats pumkin seeds, she laughs and starts to make fun of me and say I drank salty spit. |
| one day i went out with my dad, my step mum and her two sons. ( the step mum didnt like me so she was hard to please.) we all went to da beach, we was there for about 3 hours
and i well badly needed the toilet. i needed to go so badly that when i tried to hold it in i farted and i followed through.... my dad was so angry he made me sit in the sea and
take my knickers off..... i felt so guilty but the thing was i was onli 6 at the time, and my dad was shouting at me sayin that i was not allowed in the van until i had cleaned
my self up..... but the thing was i had got rid of my underwear and stil had the icky brown stuff on my clothes.. but when we got home he wouldnt let me change coz of what i had
done!!! he jus sed i should of told someone that i needed the toilet........................... and now even to this day we joke about it and he says...." remember when u
chucked ur knickers in the sea... well i was at da beach agen and i saw a man catch them on his net " even till this day we all still joke about it. |
| One day i was walking alond the road with my brother and a few of my friends. My brother who was a bit tired as he watched a film with a friend until about 12:30. Well a few
seconds later i noticed he was not with us. He hadd walked into a lampost. He was also playing with his phone and instead of looking up and noticing it was a lampost he started to appologise to it scine then we always
warn him whenever he is near lamposts!! |
| My Most Embarrising Moment was when I was at The City Pool.I went for a fun day of swimming(What I thought),But I decided to go off the High Dive,and I went to jump off and My
Swimming Trunks Slid down,I dident relize this until I was walking around the Pool,and an old lady came up too me and told me that my shorts were half way off.I was so
embarrised.I walked around the pool not relizing that my shorts were half way down |
| Some poeple think they have it bad after doing something stupid/embarrasing at school!? Well try this on for size. I'm in GR 10 and my register class is on the third floor.
It's tottaly open so from up there you can see the square. Every moring while we wait for you teacher I sit on the ledge, which is only like 5 thin pipes. I sit on the top and
put my feet on the 3rd pipe. And one morning my friend thouhgt he was very funny and made as if he was going to push me over. Well I lost my balance and really fell. My
shorts and boxer got cought and were ripped off. So there I was holding on for my life on one of the pipes, but naked!!! And to top it all there was a GR12 class just below us.
I got 2 detentions for "Indecent Exposure" - Anonymous. 16 |
| One day as i walked to school in the awesome chicken leg pants from the previous school year, i met the girl of my dreams who i'd crushed on for years at the school corner bus
stop. We started out with small talk and after a few minutes of talking she questioned whether i had hit puberty. Confused i questioned what she meant. She pointed down at my
pants as i came to realize my zipper was down and my boxer opening OPENED revealing my two or three pubic hairs. We have not talked since and that was my freshman year. I am now
thirty seven. |
| It was my granny's birthday party and I was late. I had been out the night before and I was shattered. So I locked the door and ran down the street to my granny's. On the way I met up with my friend when I met up with her I asked her if she wants to come to the party
to my astonishment she turned bright red and laughed. 'what what' I asked not finding anything funny she pointed at my chest and said 'you forgotten your top' I had to run back
and put a shirt on when I got to my house I had forgotten where I had put the key my next door neighboughs son (who is so cute) looked at me and started to laugh. I found my key
I had found a shirt and my granny was not best pleased with me for being late. I can never look my crush again. Me and my friend just try not to remember it. - A very red faced girl from England |
| this just happened 3 nights ago at my 14th birthday party.9 of my friends were there and it was just after we had a barbeque.We were playing soccer in my yard and i looked over
at my neighbors,2 houses down, and there was a guy, welding, that looked like matthew the guy i really like.So i told my friend that likes him to and she just said "it kinda
looks like him but i don't thinks it matthew."As the night went on we got even more hyper.We had a camp fire and we were running around my yard with sticks on fire carrieing
on.There were no parents around and we started yelling things over to matthew like "We love you matthew" and things like that.After the party was over i went on my MSN and
matthew was on.So i just asked him "were you just over someone's house welding" and he said "ya, did ya have a good party".I was so embarested.He knew it was me. - megan |
| So, this one time, me and my friend were walking to
the bus. at this time, i was totally obssessed with
this guy named steven. my friend was like, "hey,
saraya, theres your lover!" i just scream, "Who,
STEVEN?" my friend gives my a weird look and tells me
to shut up. im like, "WHY, i LOVE STEVEN!" she just
keeps on telin me to shut up, and i just keep on
telling the world how much i like steven. then my
friend tells me to look around. Steven had been
standing like 3 feet away from me the WHOLE time. i
dont think ive ever been any more embarrassed!!! - saraya |
| one time i was at the movies with my best friend and my little brother(we had to take him to a kiddie movie)before the movie started the guy i liked came in with his little
sister(my brother was in the bathroom at the time)i was trying to hide but he saw me and he was like"what are you doing here?" i told him my little brother was here but he
didn't belive me so he walked away laughing like 2 min. later my brother came in and i couldn't find Adam(the guy i liked) to tell him my little brother was there. - Kaitlyn,USA |
| At an early age I considered myself to be quite the "ladies man". One afternoon, a close girl friend of mine stopped by to visit me at home. I had already 3 other girls visiting
me unexpectedly at the same time. So there we all were sitting in my mom's living room feeling awkward about the situation because we were all sort of just looking around at one
another. The girl sitting closest to me asked me to stand up for a second and when I did, she yanked my shorts down by my ankles! There I was standing in front of all these
girls with my shorts down to my ankles bearing my baggy fruit of the looms! As if it weren't bad enough that they were all laughing and pointing at me, my mom who happened to be
working part time as a clown came out of the back room honking her nose at me.
I was so embarrassed and I never was visited by any of those girls again. - Tony |
| my most embarrassing moment was went I was at a store in the mall called anchor blue- my friends and I were just browsing when a manican cought my eye. the manican was wearing
a tank top and boy style girls underwear. I noticed you could see the bumm-crack of the manican and decided to pull up the underwear-to my surprise i pulled too hard and the
manican went flying foward off the table it was on. It ended up being without one arm...and the bumm-crack still showing!... My friends and I were laughing soo hard. the two
girls working there came over and asked if i was okay- I was laughing soo hard the i snorted and managed to blurt out "I'm find but your manican isn't". so, now i'm still
called "the manican girl in that town....what bad luck!..LOL.... - Brandi |
| on sunday i had gone shoping and i bought a couple new g- strings well the next day i decided to wear one with my new skirt and shirt, i was really debating on this b/c i was
still on my period it was like the last day, but i did n e way. so im at school and after lunch i had to pee so i go to the bathroom adn pull down my g-string and it breaks in
the back..i was like Omigosh! what do i do?!?! so i tied it back together hopign it wouldnt come undone, well i made it threw the next period and was on my way to 7th period and
i felt it break in the hallway so i rush to the bathroom and try to tie it again. that held up untill i got on the bus and w/o realizing it it broke again and when i got up its
slung down past my skirt adn everyone was staring at me and my best friend was liek i think ur underware broke...it was soo horrible!!! |
| once at school i was coming out of the library. One of the most popular
girls in the school was standing holding the door open waiting for her
friends. so out of random instincts i reached to push the door open to get
out and didnt realize she was there. i smacked her in the face with my
hand.--One other time i was standing in line to get a snack and the
popular girls were all standing there too. so i waited and waited and
waited and they just went on with their conversastion. One said " Ummmm
excuse me why are you standing there ? " and i was like " Oh your not in
line?" she said " No!" i was really embarassed. - Zach |
| one day i was walking to school with my best friend and her boy friend. And I told her saw a movie. and I wanted to go back with her and her boy friend and she made a joke and
i started snorting.i laughed/snorted so hard i fell to the ground and rippd my pants.right in front of them.i was so embarrassed i didnt go to school to school for two days. - Mavis |
| one day i was wearing a skirt nd i was walking 2 skool w/ my friends nd i was walking on the curb of the sidewalk...being the klutz i am i fell off nd landed on my butt...since
i was wearing a skirt u kinda saw...yea...well ANYWAYS..............18 yr. olds in a car drove up, stopped their car, rolled down the window, and yelled HAHA , and drove away! i
found it SO funny yet so embarrassing...hahahahhahaha - NICOLE =) |
| Okay, so when I was 15 I was in my schools drama production, I had a part as a dancer ad my costume was these tight white pants and a baggy blue silk top. During my dance number I had to dom I high kick, and when I did, i farted, but the worst part was I was wearing black underwear and had totally forgot about it! Like OMGSH! - Trisha |
| I was with two friends. We were in the library learning about some lesson, I really wasnt paying attention. I started to notice my armpits were soaked with sweat, it didnt smell
but I really didnt want anyone to notice! I was turning red and I could feel my ears heat up like a burning stove. I turned around at to my surprise my friend whispered
something in my ear. She said "Your armpits are all sweaty!" I lied and said "Oh my god! This happened to my friend I should have listened to her...its this stupid adidas
deoderant, its gel so it is all wet!" And then I just sat there for about 10 minutes. I didnt want anyone else to notice so I raised my hand (putting my other hand under my
armpit in the proccess) and I went to the bathroom. I quickly turned on the blow dryer and put the wet part of my shirt under it. Then my other friend walked into the bathroom.
She was like "What are you doing?" And she kind of laughed. I said "Haha the sink squirted out water and it got all over m y shirt and im trying to dry it!" I was so embarresed
and I was so upset about lying to my friends. And till this day my armpits still sweat like crazy. But I have solutions! - ~Anynomous~ |
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