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| When i was 12 my friends and I snuck into a rated R movie and as i was walking up the steps some one tripped me i went tumbling down the steps, but it doesn't end there. i landed on some one's lap!!! i landed in their popcorn and coke and the worst thing was that it was my school principal, not a good thing, i get in enough trouble at school and to top it landed in his food at a rated R movie. so the story still doesn't end there as i was walking out to clean myself off to the bathroom i ran into one of the cutest guys in school...dripping in coke and sticky buttery popcorn i ran into the bathroom stumbling the entire way. it was so embarrasing and the worst thing was i got in trouble for sneaking in the movie and for well you know ruining my clothes. - Rachael |
| I had the most embarrasing moments anyone could have had but one of still makes laugh like hell. it was during my stay at the hotel. one day i was going down in the elevator when another person whom i havent met until then started talking to me.He asked 'How are you?" and I answered "Fine" surprised at it. He then asked me "What else are you up to" and i replied "nothing". Finally he turned to me and said "Do You Mind I Am On The Phone"!!.It was then that i realized he was talking on his Mobile. - Anonymous |
| I was at church and I was singing a solo in front of the WHOLE church and went to sneeze and insted farted and the pastor was right behind me I farted in his face the SOOOOOO embarrassing. - Anonymous |
| I once was singing in the shower ,and my brother got into my bathroom and recorded me singin "I singin in the rain"and i didn't know he was recording me and @ my godsisters party my aunt told him 2 get a cd or tape and play it so my brother got the tape he recorded me with and played it in front of 50 people! I was so embarrassed! - Anonymous |
| One time when I was out clubbing I needed to go to the toilet but they were very dirty. I decided to do the hovering trick but as I was mid-urination I slipped on the wet floor face first on to the floor and wedged my head between the door and the floor I couldnt reach my knickers to pull them up and the fire brigade had to be called to cut me out of the door. Mortification. - Dublin |
| I was at the laundrymat and my biggest crush was there and i dropped my dirty barbie underwear that i can still wear on the floor and he saw it drop and picked them up and started laughing and told everybody in my whole school i was soo embarassed...i switched schools i was soo embarassed. - Anonymous |
| I was standing up on the school bus because there were no seats, when the busdriver suddenly put the brakes on. I flew through the air down to the front of the bus and landed on my face. I stood up,slipped over on the wet surface and fell straight back down again. Then, I grabbed something to pull myself up with, and let go straight away because it was some girl's breast. I was so embarrassed that I got off the bus at the next stop and walked the rest of the way to school and got detention for being 50 minutes late! - Anonymous |
| I went to the tanning bed for the first time for only 10 minutes and I came out with little red bumps all over me and they burned really really bad. and I could never figure out why and then I was talking to my friend ryan who works there and the stuff that I sprayed on my body that I thought was water was actually cleaning solution that they clean the beds with - Wes |
| I went out to eat for the first time with my girlfriend's parents. We when to this really nice restaurant in Winston-Salem. Everything goes just fine as far as me being a good guy and having a decent future. I tried my best to somewhat make an impressive first impression on them. After we order our food my girlfriend's mom decides to go to the restroom. This makes me think about it and then i decide to go a couple of minutes later. So i walk to the restrooms and go in. I look in the mirror first then looking down at my belt as i unfasten it i push the first stall door open. To my great surprise my girlfriend's mom is sitting on the toilet with her dress down and everything. I almost had a heart attack. This was by far the most embarrassing moment in my entire life. |
| Once day at school, i decided to get something out of my locker during a study period. This doesn't sound too bad, except that I was too busy looking at the clock to see when the class ended to look where I was going. I ended up walking straight into the doorway, and it shook half the classroom! To make it worse, the teacher supervising the study asked me if i was finished trying to demolish the classroom yet, so the rest of the class that hadn't seen me make an idiot of myself got to hear about it. I wouldn't say that was one of my better moments... - Anonymous, Australia |
| One time i went to this party and i was wrecked and i came out the bathroom with my pants unzipped and my piece hangin out and i was just walkin around with adults and i didnt no it was out. - Anonymous |
| i was really hot and saw that my a house a little far from my house had a pool, and i was little so i thought i was superman and i thought i could fly there and jumped out the window and only got to the grass two stories down but im okay i got cooled of by the mud. - Anonymous |
| I'd have to say that my most embarrasing moment was when i was at my church youth group with my friends. (including this guy that i thought i was in love with) We were sitting outside and i had to sneeze.I think we all have this problem occasionally..but when i went to sneeze i farted as well..Then i tried to play it cool..by acting like nothing had happend..I could have swore the guy i liked heard me but he didnt say anything. Wow. it was terrible and my face turned bright red. - Anonymous |
| When I was in like 2nd grade, I was playing on the jungle gym and i had to make #2. so i asked the teacher(it was a christian school)if i could use the bathroom, and she said "no". And i had to go really bad at that point, so i tried to hold it in. but, i couldnt, i was only like 6. i tried everything to not let people notice, but it was kindof hard to. so i tried to stay in the bathroom the whole day, that didnt work. the teachers were mean. so were the kids. that followed all the way to 5th grade,until i move to florida. but kids used to call me smelly lump ass. it was so embarising. my brother still teases me about it. - Anonymous |
| my class waz having a play and I got a really big part as the sun.I wore I a skirt and sandals I had to stand on top of a chair my friends had to throw a net on top of me next thing I knew I was flying threw the air in the arms of two cute boys but that wasn't the worst part my skirt flew over my head how embarrassing huh later me and my friends laugh about it. ha ha ha ha ha! - Anonymous |
| Went to Six Flags many years ago, had been their most of the day, was getting tired, we were standing in line, and the line was long, I decided to lean on my husband and as i did so i said man am i tired, about fifteen minutes go by and i see my husband and daughter in front of me and all the while this man a stranger was letting me lean on him and his wife was on the other side of him. To make matters worse when we got to our destination i got seated beside the mans wife, and i grabed her hand. I bet those poor people were mortified, i know that i was. lol - Anonymous |
| I was new to my school and I was so nervous. The day was the best day I had ever had,though. I got two friends named Alicia and Jessica and a really hott date named Brendan. He was the most perfect guy I had ever met, let alone date! He asked me to go to the school dance and meet him there. I wanted to look good so I wore a wrap skirt and a tight pink tank top. As my mom dropped me off, I saw my friends and my date. They waved at me and I waved back, but as I slammed the car door shut, my skirt got caught and my mom not knowing, drove away. My skirt got wripped off and I was in such shock that I just stood in the middle of the road in my pink, see through thing! My friends pointed and laughed as well as Brendan. I started crying and started runing down the highway crying. It was sorta in the middle of nowhere so I has nowhere to go but the highway! I sat down and cried. A few cars honked. After about ten minutes of sitting on the highway in my thing, Brendan came running while pulling off his pants. He gave me his pants and walked me home in his boxers. Other than that I was so embaressed! - Anonymous |
| hi my name is shelby and im gonna tell you my dumb moment. My friend tiffany has a video camera and we were trying to make a movie like the one called orange county, well in that movie a boy trying to get in to college doesnt make it so hes out side and he just steps in to the pool and falls to the bottom, well he has a brother who is a drug head,and a complete idiot, and he runs out in his underwear ( whitey tighties) and socks, and says "ill save you" takes his socks off and jumps in the pool and while hes in the air he kicks his feet really fast! well my friend had a pair of grany panties and i put the on and socks and a braw and she was like "ugh my life is ruined" and falls into her pool and then you see me run out in my underwear and jump in the pool after her.Well while we were in the pool her brother and his friend justin were walking home from the nieghbors and snuck up on us and seen what i was wearing and told every one and i felt sooo stupid!!!! - Anonymous |
| In third grade when I was playing unclesam when my best friend came after me so I backed up, tripped, and fell into a big whole of mud. I automatically started balling. After I got up I went to the bathroom to wash off the mud on my face. When I came out, everyone was laughing!!! - Anonymous |
| Well one time i bent over to get a pencil that dropped and farted right in a hott guys face! Another time i was sitting down in the gym at school and someone came behind me and there pants got stuck to my thong and it broke when he was pulling his leg away. Another time i was at cactus canyon and i was really getting into the music and dancing and stuff then all of a sudden my bra came off! It fell on the floor and everyone saw it! I was so humiliated i had to leave but as i was walking out if the club i was trying to put it back on and my skirt flew up it just really wasn't my day that day i guess! - Anonymous |
| It was my Junior prom. and I was very excited. It was finally my turn for pictures with my friends. The photographer was positioning us and decided that I should be the one to lay on the ground. My dress was very low cut, and as soon as I got on the ground my boob fell out of my dress. I had no idea it happened until he took a picture. Someone waiting in line finally yelled to me to put it away. but it was too late. - Anonymous |
| I had a huge crush on this boy named Tyler and everybody thought I was crazy because I was really popular and he wasn't. Then one day we had pizza for lunch so i guess tyler had really bad gas because when he asked me out he farted and blew a huge hole in his pants i didn't notice because i was to excited that he was finally asking me out but everyone else did and of course i said yes and everyone started laughing at me and saying that i was making a huge mistake - kayla |
| The Friday before Spring Break, I was in 3rd period as usual. It was April Fools and everyone was playing jokes on each other. Well, sometime in the beginning of 3rd period, my pants rip. They ripped right on the butt crack all the way down the seem. Everyone in my class saw it. My crush who sat right next to me saw it. I was clueless. At the end of the period a classmate of mine came up to me and said, " Katelyn, you have a really big rip in your pants." So, I rushed to the bathroom. As I'm looking at my butt, a girl says to me, "You've got a BIG problem." So, my friend Sara and I ran down to the locker room so I could change into my P.E. clothes. Keep in mind that my 3rd and 4th per. are blocked, so the kids in my 3rd per. are in my 4th. We get to class, and someone says, " So, did you get that hole fixed?" I have lunch in the middle of that class, so when I get back from lunch, I look at my seat and realize that I'd been sitting in gum the whole time. - Katelyn |
| ok a couple of years ago in school i went to the bathroom when school was over and this janitor says "is anyone in here?" i said no but i guess he didnt hear me so he turned off the lights and closed the door. i got so scared i ran to the door and started banging on it..he finally opened it with his keys and said i asked if anyone was in therre....when he pened the door there was like a whole bunch of kids right by the door staring at me most of em were boys too!! a couple of them laughed and one boy said what an idiot. - melissa,age 12 |
| SUPERMAN: I finally met a guy that I really liked I mean really liked, We had so much fun together and I really thought that he could be the one. Anyway it was right around the time that the movie the sixth sense came out and he and I were laying in his room talking and making out a little. Now you have to understand that we were both still really trying to impress the other one so everything that we did around or with each other mattered a lot I didn't want to do anything stupid to mess it up and neither did he. So anyway back to the making out. When we were laying there I thought I heard something upstairs and I said "did you hear that"? and he responded with ya we have ghosts well after seeing that movie I got really freaked out and decided it was time to go home so I said "I better go" after about 10 min of him begging me to stay I finally convinced him that it was a good Idea for me to go home because I was meeting all of his friends for the first time. So I got up and put my shoes on and started out just so you all know I am night blind, when it's dark I can't see my hand in front of my face and since I am such a nice person I didn't want to turn on the lights and wake up the whole house so I started out for the door by feeling walls I hit the second stair and Ryan yelled oh my gosh Leesa did you hear that and me being so freaked out by the ghosts took off running back into his room I was running so fast and so hard and was so scared that when I got into the room I jumped for the bed not realizing where I was because it was so dark I went flying with my arms back just like superman right into the wall I hit face on I was so embarrassed just hoping that he didn't see I didn't even realize how bad I was hurt I was just concerned with what he would think then it started he was laughing so hard he was gasping for air, come to find out I gave myself a bloody nose, a huge goose egg on my head, a black eye and a fat upper lip (which is way worse than a fat bottom lip) I was so messed up and I had to meet his friends for the first time looking like I got the crap beat out of me it was great but everything worked out we have been together ever since and I still have the nickname SUPERMAN. |
| A few years ago (when i was at school), my friend Heather and I were waiting at the bus stop after a long day shopping. Some older boys caught our attention, and naturally we began flicking our hair and giggling, trying to impress them. I think we were beginning to succeed in our quest when i felt something wet drip onto my head... yes you guessed it... a huge pigeon had chosen my head as a suitable landing spot to deposit its excriment. I was so embarrassed and tried to quickly wipe it away, but I only made it worse as i rubbed it into my thick fringe. I asked Heather to check how noticeable it was, but she refused because she "felt sick"! After what seemed like hours of begging she had a quick peek. Two minutes later, the remains of Heather's strawberry milkshake covered most of the bus stop and the people in it. We took out shamed red faces to the public loo as fast as we could get them there, but we ended up smelling so badly of puke and poop that we walked the 6 miles home!! - Anonymous |
| When i was 13 , every sunday my friends from my school and i would go to church, this one particular sunday we could not get a seat in the back ( we would sit back there acting the fool) we had no choice but to sit in the middle of the church. So , like we did every sunday , we were talking and laughing ( not loudly) , when father rossi spotted us , he stopped the entire mass to come over to us and let us have it . Then when he finish the mass , he called us by our names on the altar to stay after the mass was finish, everyone were looking at us and we had alot of people in the church who attended that particular mass . We were so embrassed, and every sunday after that , if he saw us sitting in the back he would call us to come sit in front of the church. Sorry father rossi |
| Every night when my boyfriend and i put our kids to bed they always act up and we have a hard time getting them off to sleep. So on this particular night my boyfriend was taking a shower and all night long he keep trying to catch which one of our sons was banging on the wall . He finally couldnt take it anymore so , he jumped out the shower and wrapped the towel around him quickly and went running out the bathroom , in the middle of running out the bathroom , i guess he forgot he was wet , and he slipped and went flying in the air, the towel also went flying off and he was laid out on the floor naked and the kids was standing there laughing at him, he kept trying to get off the floor but because he feet were still wet , he kept falling down and that made the kids laugh even more . He was so angry with us because we didnt help him off the floor because we could not control ourselves , we was hysterical from laughing at him. Everytime i bring it up , he gets so mad at us that he leaves the room. HeHe, better him then me!!! - Anonymous |
| My embarrassing story started at school.. I go to a very populated school down in Ohio and its 3 stories. One day I decided to show off to a couple of my friends. Well I was sliding down the stair rail and yeah it was the grande stair case. It was fun about half way down when it felt like my stomache dropped. It took me until it was all over to realize what had happened, I feel off the stair case and rolled down about 45 steps creating a domino effect. I knocked down a couple students and then my Head Principal. Man was I ever in trouble. - Tristin, 15 |
| When i was about 10 years old , one sunday my family and i went to church , i believe it was easter sunday , so you can imagine how crowded it was . For some reason , i kept running up and down the church steps. my mother kept telling me to stop but i was a hard headed child and then it happened , I fell down the stairs , face down , my dress was up and exposing my underwear and all i did was lay there , i was so embrassed , that i froze and i couldnt move, my mother and grandmother was trying to get me up and i wasnt moving i was too embrassed then finally the pastor of the church stopped talking to the people and came over there to see if i was hurt but when he realized i was just embrassed , he gave me a lecture on disobeying my mother as i laid on the steps , face down! talk about embrassing - Anonymous |
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