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| One day, after I had eaten about two pounds of cherries, I was at Old Navy and I really had to go the bathroom, but I decided that I was just going in there to get a dress real quick, so I could wait. But a few seconds later, when I was trying on the dress, I could feel the bubbles bursting in my stomach and I had to fart, so I did. But it turned out to not be a fart, but diarrhea. SO I pooped in the dress. Considering that, I had no choice but to buy the dress. The worst part was when I had to go up to the counter and buy it. The man started freaking out at the counter when he rang it up. It was soooo embarassing. TO this day, I still haven't gone back to that Old Navy or eaten cherries before I went shopping. - Jillian |
| I had the most embarrasing moments anyone could have had but one of still makes laugh like hell. it was during my stay at the hotel. one day i was going down in the elevator when another person whom i havent met until then started talking to me.He asked 'How are you?" and I answered "Fine" surprised at it. He then asked me "What else are you up to" and i replied "nothing". Finally he turned to me and said "Do You Mind I Am On The Phone"!!.It was then that i realized he was talking on his Mobile. - Anonymous |
| A few days ago it was really nice out but a little windy but anyway I decided id wear a skirt, well I had to meet up with my mother that day at her work. That afternoon I needed gas in the car. So I pumped my gas and paid for it. When I opened the door too walk out my skirt went all the way up, and it just so happens i was wearing a thong!!! Everybody at the stop light were beeping there horns at me and yellin. it was so embarrassin! - chelsi |
| I was riding my bike near my crush's house and he and his friend came out and started bugging me and my friend. they said "we know you like him! we read your diary!" then i admitted that i liked him, but i said it was a long time ago! i soon learned that they hadn't read my diary and i was so embarassed!!! - Anonymous |
| In my storie i will tell u about the time i was in a talent contest, i was dancing and i slipped and fell on the floor and then i got up and started dancing again, my skirt that i was wearing got stuck in my underwear and i was dancing like it with out realizing for about 15 minutes. I was so embarassed because there was loads of people there mostly people i didn't know and there were all laughing at me so i just had to cry and that made it worse. - Natasha, Age 13 |
| One day i was in a shop with my friends and for some unknown reason my mum came in and she started acting all stupid. she came up yo me and said hi, turned arround and farted next to my friend. My mates went off and have not spoken to me since that was a month ago - Anonymous |
| When I was in 4th Grade, I was in Girl Scouts and we had a Father Daughter Dance. We Had the best time in the world but you know how dads get! And when the Song "Who Let the Dogs OUt" By Baha Men came on my dad got down on all fours and started barking!! I walked away and predended that he wasn't my dad. - Nicki, Texas |
| I run track in the spring and my specialty is the 100 hurdles. One day, at a meet against our rival school, I was about to run my race. Well I was off to a great start when I was jumping over a hurdle, and the string to my thong caught! I took the hurdle down with me and everyone laughed as I was trying to get myself untangled. I had to break them to get myself off! The worst thing was I had to finish the race holding up my shorts and underwear so they would fall down! - Anonymous |
| This one time, umm, we were at my friends pary and we needed a ride home, but we all didn't fit in the car. So we decided to sit on each others lap. And my crush offered me his lap. As we were riding in the car I was realy nervous. Then we ran over like this big, huge bump. as we went over the bump I bounced and farted. Then my crush yelled out ughh, Mellissa farted. - Melissa, CA |
| I was at my uncle's house for a barbQue sitting in the kitchen. My uncle was checkin the grill outside. My aunt came in and said he's dumb. Then my sister went outside and I heard her say i wouldn't do that if I was you. All of a sudden I hear screaming outside and I orange light. I go outside and my uncle's hair caught fire. screaming like a girl he runs into the door and falls down and my aunt throws water on him. The next day I came by and he had shorter hair. My aunt never let him live it down because of how stupid he had been. - Ariel age 14, from Columbus,Ohio |
| Well one time i was at a Golden Corral restaurant and when i went to the restroom, an instead of going to the bathroom i farted and some grown up said "do you need a laxitive?" - Anonymous |
| Okay the most embarrasing moment i had was about 4 months ago. I had to go to saturday school up at our high school 9th grade through 12th grade for some stupid detention i didn't go to. Well i had my bag because after i had finished with saturday school i was going to go over to one of friends house so i had to bring my bag. Well, i was in a big hurry because i was running late so, i just through my underwear in my side pocket of my bag not thinking. Well, when i got dropped off i went into the room sat down and noticed i was the youngest person in the room. After 2 hrs. of sitting there we all went to the restroom. When i walked by in the room everybody was staring at me. Come to find out the reason everyone was staring at me was because my underwear had fallen out of my bag. It was so embarrassing i was so glad to get out of there. Good thing I'm only in 8th grade and i don't have to go to high school for another year hopefully they don't remember me. - Stephanie 14 Tx |
| When my friend and I were canoing on a large lake, i capsized the canoe so the man in charge of the saftey came out to help. I got into the canoe and started bailing out the water with the bucket we were given. I was getting really frustrated because i wasn't getting anywhere! everytime I threw a bucket of water out more would come inover the side. Suddenly I yelled out " DOESN'T THIS THING HAVE A PLUG OR SOMETHING". My friend turned around, glared at me and then tipped me out of the canoe for the stupid comment I made. - Anonymous |
| One day I was walking in the mall with my friend and our brothers. I was talking to my friend's brother and he turned and I didn't know it and when I asked him a question he didn't answer me and when I looked at him I noticed that he turned into an old woman. Apparently I have been talking to her the whole time. I was so embarrased. |
| k, here is the worst moment of my entire life. it is something I would say every single girl dreads happening. I was about 15 and was at the local six flags water park, my best friend and I were hanging out with some guys we liked and the day was going pretty good. all of a sudden the guy I was crushing on (steve) turns to me and is like "hey! do you wanna go down the intertube slides with me?" I was so excited I jumped right off but as I stood my best friend was like "omg turn around" so I turned and looked and she mouthed "blood" to me... see I was on my period, I thought I was gonna be fine I had changed like 2 hours ago but I guess not cuz my whole frickin butt was covered in blood! I was embarassed, but luckily the guys were cool with it they said "oh its okay, we understand-just go change and then we'll head out" so I quickly wrapped a towel round me and headed off to the bathroom. as im walking away I hear steve go "huh, I have chew on my arm.." (all the guys chewed, which now I realize is totally disgusting, I don't know why I was even wasting my time) anyways one of the other guys go "dude that's not chew that's her blood!!!" steve freaked and ran into a pool to wash it off, I think I hid in the bathroom for an hour, until my friend came and got me telling me that the boys had leave and that we should go. I was mortified, that is something a teenage girl should never have to go through! - Anonymous |
| Recently at my Ice skating birthday party all my friends and I were skating around haveing a good time, but I started to get really cold and called out to my friend (the same friend as last time) " I RECKON THEY SHOULD GET HEATING IN HERE!!!!" everyone looked at me! it was funny in an embarrassing way!!! - Anonymous |
| The most embarrassing moment I've ever been in was when I was in freshman year of high school. I had just turned fifteen at the time, and the guy I liked was extremely cute. I had just gotten my braces off that morning, so I was all happy about it, thinking I looked good. I was walking down the hallway, minding my own business, listening to him talk about his latest ex girlfriend when a door opened up right in front of my face. I proceeded to run right into the door and fall flat on my butt. While I was picking up my stuff, I slipped and sat in Gatorade, then got hit by the door a second time. I was so angry I went flying down the hallway into the locker room, only to find my shirt was on the floor outside in the hallway. I went out to get the shirt, topless at the time, and only in a pair of short shorts. The school newspaper was taking pictures of the wrestling team in the hallway and I got caught in several of the pictures half naked. They were put in the paper. I have never lived it down. - \"Skimpy\" Sam |
| When i was 13 year old i went to a party. i was so excited that to be there with my boyfriend. i got sick from all of the punch and pizza and i had to go to the bathroom so bad! i sat on the toilet and i crapped like crazy. i tried to flush but it wouldn't go down. when i closed the lid to try to flush it all of a sudden. i felt like i was gonna gag! a sign on the lid said "DO NOT USE, TOILET BROKEN" i walked out of the bathroom like nothing happened and told my boyfriend. it ended up that the host of the party had to call his parents who called my parents. they had to call a plumber. and for the rest of middle school my name was ms.poopypants!! - Lizzie |
| I was sitting at a table with my new husband and his parents after eating Mexican food. My father in law announced that he "felt the need to fart". My husband, following his lead, said "yes, that Mexican food really got to me." They began to count down. 3-2-1........With a rumbling in my stomach also I gave a push. Well I am not sure what exactly happened but mine echo off the wooden chairs and bounced off the walls. I sat there red as a beat because I realized that neither one of them had relieved themselves. They broke out in laughter to the point of tears. It took a long time for me to live this down. - Deannie, AR |
| I was at my friend birthday party and she hired a DJ and me and my friend was singing and right at that time I had to go to the bathroom really bad so I was trying so hard to wait till the song was over but I really had to go so after the song was over I ran inside and into the bathroom and then I couldn't get the tie on my skirt undid so I peed my pants so I had to change into my outfit that was suposed for the next day but then I couldn't find my underwear so I ran to go get someone else's bag and use their underwear! I felt so bad and I also had to use my perfume that I brought to get the pee smell out of the bathroom! later in the morning the next day the girl who I had taken her underwear said ok you guy who took my underwear? I didn't say a thing! I was so embarrassed!!! |
| It was my freshman year at a new school, and I had gotten up late and I was in a hurry to get to school. As I was getting ready for school, I was in a rush to find some pants that I could wear for school that day. Well, i found some pants that I could wear so I pulled them on and dashed out the door. These pants were apparently used the day before and I had not realized that. Anyway, I go through the whole day and in my fourth period class, my friend reaches at the bottom of my pants and pulls out some underwear with a dirty butt stain on it. The tighty whities on my right pant leg and I was so shocked. I couldn't believe it. I tried to make everyone believe that it was my imaginary sister's underwear, but no one believed me, so i said that I was going to go throw it away outside, but I did not really throw it away but instead I hid it in my pocket and returned to class and put it behind my backpack. Later during that period, another friend that had seen the underwear earlier noticed the underwear again and made a big deal about it so I actually threw the underwear away and decided to go with boxers after that. - Anonymous |
| Let me see, I only have a thousand embarrassing moments, one of which was when I was in my freshman year of High school. I was talking to two of the Juniors in my spanish class, both of them were really cute. And they were really paying attention to a lot of what I had to say. Well I just came from one of my dance classes and I forgot to put my undershirt under my button down shirt and I have a rather large chest, but a smaller stomach. Anyway, this girl says to me you have some big ass boobs, I looked down my shirt had popped open and I was exposed!! Those guys smiled at me every time I saw them and I knew what they were thinking. - Drew 19 |
| It was an especially long, hot, workday in Fort Lauderdale at the height of the tourist season. Not wanting to deal with the heat, I had dressed in a whisper of a crepe outfit. Since Friday was a heavy traffic day I'd decided to take a commuter bus from Hollywood Beach, where I lived. At the end of the day, feeling numb and wilted, I caught a packed bus headed home. A handsome, much younger, man followed me very closely, as we both got off the bus in the midst of a crowd. The guy kept trying to speak to me, in a low, urgent tone of voice. "Pssst, Lady ... uh, Sweetheart ... Come on, can't you hear me?" Finally he raised his voice to say, "Stop a second!". I wheeled around to glare at him. He got an earful -- by no means was my hearing impaired and by no means were his attentions welcome. A traffic light stopped us at the corner. In an annoying gesture this persistent guy approached my right side. Before the light changed he quietly let me know my skirt and slip were tucked into the waistband of my see-through pantyhose! There was no where to go to get off the crowded crosswalk. By this time people were pointing and howling with laughter, except for my handsome knight, who looked furious. Red, exposed, and sputtering, I managed a weak apology. There was no place to hide. All there was to do was grab my skirt and haul it out of my waistband! - Anonymous |
| My boyfriend and I were at his house for New Years Eve. It was my boyfriend, me, 5 of his guy friends, and his brother all hanging out in his brothers room. My boyfriend and I decide to go to his room, leaving his friends and his brother in the other room. Or so we thought. He was kind of drunk and decided to pull my shirt off, leaving me standing in my bra. Not for long though. Then he tells me to look at something, I did, and he starts to pull my bra off as well, but as he is taking my bra off, his friends were coming out of his brothers room and into his room, where we were. We didn't even hear them though. So just as my bra was coming off, all 5 of his friends walk in. You would think that them being his friends that they would not look or try and get out of the room quickly. They all stood there staring at my breasts.. I tried to get my bra back on as quickly as possible, but of course it was tangled up on the floor which took forever to untangle, so it felt like my breasts were exposed forever! My boyfriend would never live that down, because all of his friends would joke with him about seeing my chest, and this made him so mad. I was embarrassed about the whole situation and still am. - Anonymous |
| When I was little I was in pageants. Well I had won the pageant a year before so the next year I was the entertainment. So I sang Shania Twain's song Any Man of Mine. I was on stage performing, singing my song and I started walking down the runway. Well I started walking backwards to the main part of the stage and when i did i fell off of the stage onto my butt. I didn't know what to do i was so embarrassed. So i just got up and started singing the song while i was crying. I was horrified. And they even put it in the news paper!! - Alyssa -18 |
| About a year ago, in the conker season, everyone would gather round this one big tree and try to see who could get the most conkers, so i thought '' yer ill show them'' so i picked up a big, huge rock and chucked it straight up in the air, but to my horror it came straight bk down, hit my head and cracked it open, then i got rushed to the hospital and had to have stiches. to make it worse this happend infront of my crush. - Sophie 16 |
| My most embarracing moment was only a few weeds ago when i was out with my new boyfriend..we was on our own just playing about n chatting until i really needed to fart i tried to hold on but then came out this massive smelly and loud fart, i went bright red and my new boyfriend just laughed. ooppssss - Jess |
| I was on the gymnastics team when I was in 7th grade. And that year we went to Wisconsin Academy for a gymnastics show. We stayed with the coaches mom and dad who just so happened to be Vegetarians. And anyone who knows vegetarian food knows its jammed pack with protein and makes you fart BIG TIME!...SO we are sitting in the living room the day of the show. everyone is talking and having a great time, when out of nowhere my stock turns upside down and I let out the biggest bubbliest fart you have ever smelt! This thing was like 10 seconds long and even people outside could hear it. and to make things worse I was sitting next to one of my coaches best friends and pissed my pants... |
| Today I was motorbike riding for the first time. I was at huge sand flats with my friends and finally rode a dirt bike for the first time!! It was great I didn't fall off for ages and got the hang of it straight away but all of a sudden my good luck turned extra bad!! First we were riding down a track and I went a bit too fast and almost crashed into my friend 4 - wheeler so I quickly went to the right side of him, next second I was whipped face down by a really branchy bush that I rode through, That gave me slashes all up my arm , but I kept going, Next we rode into a really sandy boggy area and my back wheel slid out, I slid and toppled over with the bike on top of me!!!!!!! All I could do was laugh, I really hurt my knee and foot but nothing serious! With all that I still kept riding I love it so we were going to go to the river and I rode through (what looked like dry mud) really boggy wet mud and got covered in thick dredgy stinky mud!!! So I got going again and as we were coming up to the river there were heaps of ditches filled with water and not much choice but to go through them so I did, little did I know the river edge was right after those ditches so what do I do? I rode the thing straight into the river!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a day!!!! - Shannyn |
| One time during class in 1st grade I held it for ever.I asked the teacher if I could go.I didn't hear what she said. so I asked her again......ooops! I just peed in my pants while I was asking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Elizabeth |
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