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| Every summer i went to my aunts house to help her out. One day i was planning on going to the store at a supermarket but i did not have any clean clothes. They were all in the wash. So i asked my aunt Ginnie if i could borrow a pair of paints, she said yes but there are two bags of laundry in her room one clean one dirty. i guess i saw the dirty bag and grabed the first pair i saw due to the fact i was in a hurry. As we were shopping for meats i looked down and saw the most embarrassing thing in my life. Around my ankle was a pair of underware that my aunt had already worn - michelle |
| I'm 24 and i went away on holiday for a romantic weekend to disney land paris i was so excited when we got there my boyfriend cameron asked if i wanted to go on the love boats i thought wow that would be so lush and so romantic so we did becuse it was a boat i get sea sickness and i started to feel ill i didnt want to say anything cameron leaned over to give me a kiss and i just puked in his face he ran off the boat in to the water and ran to the exit it was so embarrassing becuse when i came out i was alone bright red - From a very emabrrsed girl - Anonymous |
| Me and friend of mine were in a bathroom( my bathroom at my house) we weren't like usin the pot or anythin but i sat down on the toilet and my friend just stood up and i put down the toilet seat and i guess it came off and fell to the floor and i sat down and fell pretty deep into the toilet at least far enough 2 b in the watr and soak my butt. well some friend she told a few peeps of mine who told more ppl i mean it wasnt a huge thing but everyone thought it was pretty funny. - Alleycat, jellybean, or allie whichever u want 2 call me - Anonymous |
| HaHa ok well this ones pretty bad.. I was vacationing with my dad and step sis one summer In Pannama City beach in Florida and it all had started off bad anyway beause i was on my period the whole time even before we got their.so anwway me and my sister decided to visit the theme park Miracle Strip but little did i know what was ahead for me.while i was their i was having a wonderful time especially after i met this really cute guy that had worked at one of the rides there. Well we got to talking a little and he was pretty cool, so it was time to leave and i just had to get one more look at this awfully cute guy after getting on the ride one last time i started to notice something wasnt right the ride was already over though as soon as i stood up there was blood from where i had started my period it was all over my shorts! ahhh! so the cute one and his partner worker on the ride saw it all!! i just almost died after i turned around to see them both having the most disgusted look on their faces! can we say UNFORGETABLE vacation for sure.. - Anonymous |
| Alright. A few years ago I was walking in the lunchroom. I had just gotten my food (the school's disgusting macaroni), and was going to my table. I'm pidgeon-toed, and a TOTAL klutz. I tripped, and food went all over me!!! I was totally embarassed! My clothes were all covered in macaroni, so they sent me to the nurse's office to change. I had to wear black sweatpants, and a mickey mouse sweater all day. They smelled like B.O! It was really embarrassing. - Brooke, age 12 Minnesota |
| I was at Burger King with my family and it was summer. They were eating outside, and sent me inside to get some more ketchup. I went around throught the doors got ketchup, and was about to go back out the same way I came, when I saw another door. I went through that one, and didn't realize it was a fire exit! The alarm started to go off. I stepped away from the door, and I don't think anyone saw me. I went out through the other door, and told my family what happened. They laughed so hard, and still tease me about it. - Brooke, age 12 Minnesota |
| Last year the teacher gave us an important work sheet as homework( which i was too lazy to do that day). so the next day when she passed by our desks to collect the sheets i had already planned that i would give the ol' "forgot it at home" trick. so when she got to my desk i said just that ' forgot it at home' when she didn't leave i realized she was looking at my backpack were the sheet of paper she had given us was sticking out entirely un-done. she pulled it out and scolded me. nobody laughed but that made it worse because all my class mates were looking at me like if i was pathetic. - Anonymous |
| It was my 16th Birthday and My mother took me shopping for these Jeans call (USED JEANS). They were really hot back then. Anyways I'm in the dressing room trying the pants on and I went to hold the wall but the only thing was there was no wall it was a curtain. So when I went to lean I just fell out of the stall with my pants down and everyone in the store starting laughing at me. I'm 29 now and that I think was the most embarrassed moment of my life! - Anonymous |
| I am in band and it was 2 days after my boyfriend broke up with me and he was in band too. We both are first chair so we have a lot of responsibility for the band. We were about to go to festival to play for judges to get a rating. Our band teacher called all of the first chairs into a small ensemble room and being the spontaneous person I am i started to jump into the room. I then jumped up against the wall and hit my head. I looked at my ex and started to laugh. I said "OUCH! that really did hurt" he started laughing at me making the moment more embarrassing. Now he won't talk to me, i guess i offended him in some weird way. - Anonymous |
| I was at school, and the whole entire school was walking over to church to celebrate the picking of pope benidict 16 and i triped over a curb and fell!! Everyone was laughing so hard I even think one kid almost choked it was so embarrassing!! - Anonymous |
| Recently I went on a camping trip with my dad and his old friends from high school. We were sitting around the fire and they were drinking and one offered me a drink but my dad stopped me from drinking. Well later on one of the guys comes out of no where and says "so have you ever been laid?". Well, I havn't ever been laid so I said no and all of the guys and my dad started laughing at me. It was so bad. - kevin |
| One time I was in second grade and I fell asleep in the middle of class. I was woken up by my teachers helper as my teacher was yelling out my name over and over again! I had drool coming out of my mouth all over my desk!!!!!!!! Man was I embarrassed. When I woke up everyone laughed and then said, "ewww" because of the drool coming out of my mouth when I was apologizing to my teacher. I hope I will never relive that moment! - Anonymous |
| One time me and my friend went shopping and while she was trying on her clothes I went to the bathroom and when we left the store i kept complaining about my tag on my pants. So, we walked down the street cars passing and all and here i am still complaining about my tag finally my friend said "let me rip your tag off" then she started laughing and i wondered what is so funny "that aint ya tag" and she handed me a long strip of toilet paper... The Whole time i had toilet paper hanging out of the back of my pants to my feet. EVERYONE AROUND SAW IT - Annetta, Lexington Ky |
| Well my most embarresing moment was when i was having a shower and my little brother who is 10 had all his friends over and some were 12 like me and some were 10 like him! well i was having my shower and i had no idea that they were all at our house! i walked out of the bathroom and into the kitchen with my towl over me and grabbed the new soap out of the coupboard becuse there was none left in the bathroom! then i started to walk back into the lounge room to get back to the bathroom as i saw my brothers friends in there including the most popular one i used to have a crush on jake he was 12 the same age as me but he was still my brothers friend, jake was in the same 5/6 class as him!!!AHHHHHH!!!!! Then my brother walked in holding a bowl filled with chips and he was laughing at me even jake was all of them were i grabbed a hand full of chips and ran but as i ran my my brother took another step and stood on my towl! i was running as fast as i could and my hands let go of the towl leaving me there naked in the lounge room!aHhHhHhHh every one was laughing at me and to make it worse as i was running to the bathroom i ran into my dad this was the worst day ever!!!! now they call me naked nicky coz my name is nicole!!!! AHHHHH - Anonymous |
| One time i was at sears and i had just ate at Taco bell and i really had to go poop so i started walking real fast and as i was walking poop started coming out of my butt. when i got to the bathroom i went to sit down and i crapped all over the wall. I was so embarrased. I waited until everybody left but there was a mexican man waiting so i figured he needed to use the toilet so i stood up and wiped offf the wall and the toilet seat but it wouldnt come off. So when i walked out the stall the mexican man walked in the stall and shook his heasd and said "NO NO NO" I turned around and told him it was already nasty and hurried away. THIS WAS VERY EMBARRASING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Anonymous |
| I was walking through a flea market with my best friend. im a little immature so i tripped her up from behind. she told me she'd get me back but she never really remembers to so i figured id be safe. as we were walking past a fruit stool with the usual men shouting 10 bananas for a pound, my friend grabbed my loose trousers and pulled them down to my ankles. i was in pain as she grabbed my thong and pulled them so hard it broke. that was easy to forgive untill the man on the stool shouted at the top of his voice.. any one for a banana split!!!!! - Anonymous |
| It all started when my friends and i started paying basketball in the gym. I felt something in my shoe so i went to the side and took my shoe off to get what ever it was out. As i was doing that two boys came over and grabbed my shoe! They was playing monkey in the middle with me. So finally I got it back and as I was putting it on he grabbed it again so I chased after him and little did i know the volleyball net bar was sticking out and i tripprd and feel face flat.Not only hurt trying to play it off but to see two other classes that came in the gym, and they boy that I liked in one of the classes!!!!!!!!!!!!!Also everyone was laughing at me! - Anonymous |
| One day at school in year 4 or 5 i was jumping over benches and knocked my self out it was really embarrassing. - Anonymous |
| I was 3 and a half and I was sleeping in my moms bed and I had a dream that bees made me pee in a cup and woke up with a wet bed then woke my mom up and said, "why is the bed wet"? Oh yeah the bees made me. - Tanner |
| My boyfriend and I were jumping on the trampoline at our little sisters carnival and then my pants and underware fell down. - Anonymous |
| One day i was riding in the car to a very fancy party!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was eating blue berries and some how a couple of them spilled.i did not notice that!!!! we were all most to the party when i felt some thing wet under neath me!!!!!! oooooo no the blue berries made a big stain on my white and i mean white pants!!!!!!!!!! it was all over my butt!!!!!!! we were there !!!!!! my mom told me to come out of the car,but i did not!!!!!!!! every 1 was staring at me!!!!!!!!!! i looked for a different pair of pants!!!!!!!!!! NONE!!!!!!!!!!!! only my brothers long shorts!!!!!!!!!! every one wandered why i had on shorts and they all thought it was very rude and i had to sit in the corner!!!!! i tried explaining but no one listened i was all alone and very embarresed!!!!!! - heather age 12 |
| For my 16th birthday my mother bought me 3 row from the stage seats for this rap concert that I really wanted to see. In the middle of the concert they were asking who wanted to come up on stage and dance. Of course I wanted to. They ended up picking me and a bunch of other girls. All the other girls looked way older than me and they were basically stripping. When I went up there I looked down at my friend and she was cheering me on but then I looked to my right and the guy I had a crush on for the past 3 years was standing there pointing up at me. Then the next day, to my displeasure, about half of the school was running up to me telling me that they saw me on stage. :-( - Anonymous |
| One day I was over my boyfriends house with one of his friends and I went to use the bathroom. This was during my menstral period by the way. The whole time I was in there his friend was talking trash to me through the door so when I got up I ran out there to shut him up and I forgot to flush the toilet so when my boyfriends friend went in after me he was like "Eeeeeww!" and called my boyfriend to go look. - Anonymous |
| We had to do a "How-To" project at school. We could do a speech or a video. So, I did a video. "how-to make a popsicle stick car" was what it was called. I finally got done after dozens of times of the car falling apart, and flying across the room. So, by then it was probably about 9:40 so I had to go to bed. My older brother said he put it on a tape for me. Shouldn't have done that! I go to school tomorrow feeling like "Oh yeah! I'm one of the few who brought the tape!" Finally I put the tape in, and guess what came on? VEGGIE TALES!!! Sunday school, that would be fine, 1st or 2nd grade, oh well. But 6th grade? NO! How could this happen? So everyone in the class was laughing! Well, exept the teacher. I turned as really red. I had to bring it back to school cued up the next day. Thank god it worked that time! - Tony |
| I was out shopping at the grocery store. After I was done checking out, a man came up to me and asked if I wanted to make $20. I said yes and he told me what I had to do. He had some parts from Home Depot that he wanted to return but he had no receipt. He said he couldn't return the stuff himself because he had returned things at that place too many times. Like an idiot, I did it for him. I returned the items and walked out of the store with $100. As I was walking back to the guy's truck, he noticed a police car in the parking lot. He told me to hurry up and get in the back of the truck. After I did that, he took off. It was then that the cop turned his lights on and followed him out onto the road until he pulled over. The cop said he got a call about some stolen merchandise from the Home Depot. It was then that I realized that I returned stolen goods in exchange for money. If I had known the stuff was shoplifted, I would not have done the favor for the guy. Needless to say, I got a stern talking to by the cop. After I explained to him that I had no idea the stuff was stolen, he warned me about doing things for strangers since I had no idea what I was going to get myself into. Thankfully, he let me go back to my car. The other guy was probably charged with shoplifting, I'm not sure. After all of that, I STILL didn't get my 20 dollars! - Anonymous |
| My name's James and I'm currently sixteen and I would say my dumbest moment had to be when I was thirteen. I lived in a townhouse and my mom was folding laundry in the front room with the door open. I got in a laundry tub and went down the stairs in it. I was bored and wanted to have some fun so I figured what the heck. There's towels down there so I'll run in to those. I got in the laundry tub and went down the stairs. When I went downstairs the towels were gone. I fell out of the tub and hit my head on a two inch thick hardwood oak door. I my glasses broke and I had a big lump on my head. I was dazed my mom called my step dad who is a 911 medic. He said I had a minor concussion. I never did that a second time but I think it would of been fun if the towels were still there. I think I'll try it when I'm moved out and have my own place. I don't know I guess it was just another moment of teen age stupidity. - Anonymous |
| In my school we have awards if you achieved a special award. They called my name. I had to go in front of the whole school to say something. Then everyone starts laughing at me because I have a huge wet spot from the water fountain I just got a drink from. I started to turn red and I ran away from the stage because I was so embarrassed. - Anonymous |
| Ok, I was in my classroom on valentines day and having a party. Then my teacher trips me into the trash barrel. Everyone was laughing at me. When I got home I looked at my pants and there was a huge wet mark. That's why people were laughing at me too in the hallways. - Anonymous |
| I was in a grocery store and the elastic broke in my underware and my grand son said real loud grandma your underware fell down everyone looked I just kicked them off and picked them up and walked out of the store thank god they were clean. - Anita, Iowa |
| I was at a garage sale with my friend and I thought I smelled cooked cabbage I was very hungry and I kept encouraging other people at the garage sale to smell the air filled with this cooked cabbage smell well I ask the guy having the sale if he was cooking cabbage and he said no my friend was laughing histericaly and people were giving me weird looks turns out my friend farted and I was getting all the people to smell because I thought it was cooked cabbage boy was I embarrased. - Anonymous |
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