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| Hi, my name's Andrew and I'm from Ireland. On Jan 26, 2002 I was at my friend's birthday party. He invited some friends to sleepover the night before, and we went to a skatepark called Ramp City. I am a crap skateboarder, all I can do is ollies and axle stalls, even to this day!. Anyway, there was this big ramp where you had to climb 8 foot up and go down at about a 40 degree angle. I made it down my first two times. The first I made it and fell onto the fun box in front. The second I just stopped on it. But the third. I went down, everything went black, and I heard a big crash. Then when my eyes opened, I was in extreme pain. I had broken my two bones in my right leg, and my ankle twisted, a triple break!!. The two bones were completely seperated and my foot was dangling off. When I tried to move my toes it felt very strange, obvoiusly I couldn't, but I just tried anyway. What went straight through my head was "Oh my God, this is embarrasing". I didn't even scream, ;I was just in shock!!. It took half an hour for the ambulance to arive. That time was pure hell. My friend laughed at me, I don't know why, he's scabby. 2 of the others stopped because of what happened. It was so embarrasing, and it was busy that morning. I traumatised sa moany that morning!! - Andrew |
| A few weeks ago, I was swiming in the public pool. There was me crush, Jordan, watching do a double flip off the high dive. While I was in the air my bathing suit flew off. At frist I didn't notice so when I came up to the surface I jumped up with my hands out in the air. There I was infront of everyone with me top off. My crush started laughing and yelled out, "Yeah, look Miss. look I'm nude, don't you think I'm hot?" Everybody look right at me. I swam under the water to grab my suit. At school every laughs at me. - Ashely |
| the other day i wore a dress to school that had a halter top and a zipper in the back. it was really cute except for the fact that i forgot to clip the hook on the back of the dress. after walking around school for a while and noticing my dress was getting loose, i realized out the back of my dress had unzipped and i was flashing everyone my underwear. to make matters worse, i stopped and talked to the guy i like!! - Anonymous |
| Once i was in school and in my homeroom class there is this girl that i like, myabe even love, secretely.. and on day while we were standing and repecting the nation by stating the pledge i was trying to be "cool" and i was dancing(i'm a semi-good damcer) and then my pants went straight to the floor and i was wearing tidy whiteys that day because all of my boxers were being washed. Everyone turn and laughed at me. I looked at the girl i liked and she was laughing to. I felt like jumping out the window. Everyday since that day I've been to embarassed to even enter the class. - Renzo Miami, FL |
| well here what happened....I was 7 years old and i was just learning how to ride a bike with no training wheels and i was in a deserted parking lot and i was riding nd then my brother called me suck and i got all pissed and turned around while riding and screamed back to him "shut up you stupid piece of......"BANG iwnt in to the bottom of a dumster and went flying off my bike headfirst into the dumster. and landed in a pile of crap. My bro was laughing so hard and now it get better...i couldnt get out snd there were rats (i hated rats). so my dad had to get a pole and i had to get on it to come out.Luckily i only got a bump on my head and a few scraches.I FIND THIS FUNNY WHILE LOOKING BACK, I HOPE YOU DO TO!!! - Joe, chicago,IL |
| I wore pj pants to school. I had to call my sister to have her bring me a new pair of pants. the teacher that was there my sister knew so they were visiting my niece who was also there. she had to go to the bathroom so I got volunteered to take her. When I went to the back of the office there were two bathroom doors wide open I didn't see a difference in them so I took my niece into the one on the left. while she was using the bathroom I decided to change my pants I took them off I had the new pants to my knees when the door opened and I heard a loud yell like someone was blinded. It was my science teacher not only was I wearing a thong I didn't lock the door to the MEN'S BATHROOM!!! I could hear everyone in the office laughing they thought he had walked in on my niece he has two daughters so that shouldn't have been so bad until they realized he saw me bent over pulling up my pants!!! |
| one day while in school i was wearing my new skirt. i was talking when someone said my name so i looked back. when i turned back around i tripped and fell flat down on the floor. everybody started laughing to my surprise my skirt had flipped up. i had my period and it had leaked through my under wear i was mortified. to make matters worse when i got up off the floor i noticed my shirt got caught in my bra. so on top off the bloody sight i had mooned every body. is wass sssssooooooooooooooooooooo embarasssing - Amber |
| Once we went to Costco to get my son a basketball/football/volleyball set. We took it home and he decided he wanted something else. When we returned it it was raining so my husband let me out at the door and went to park the car. I showed my Costco card to the greeter at the door, and said my husband would be coming behind me with the ball set. When my husband got to the door he said to the greeter, "I'm the guy with the balls!" She looked at him slyly and said, "Oh, really?" He was mortified! - Angie |
| my most embarrasing moment waz when i waz @ a dance and i waz trying 2 impress a hot girl. i tripped on my shoe lace and i fell and she came over and said "what a fool"!!!! then everybody started laughing their heads off!!! - Anonymous |
| One day me and my friend Autumn were shopping in a grocery store and me and her were acting stupid. We were by the onions and I picked one up and I said,"Isn't this a nice looking onion." And then I heard a deep voice and it said,"sure." I looked up and saw my biggest crush ever!! - Anonymous |
| My most embarrassing moment was just recently (friday) when a few of my friends and I decided to go eat at Denny's after our show at school. I drove us all over there and we sat down and eat for about an hour and a half. My friend worked there so she knew the waiter. I said we needed to give him a nice tip. So I said I'd go get more money from my car. I open my purse and I'm searching for my keys. My friends all think I'm kidding when I say I can't find my keys. I'm a person that would joke around like that. But this time I really can't find my keys so I throw my purse at my friend and scream, "Look for my keys!" I bust out of Denny's and run to my car around the back of the building. I see my car and there enough my keys are in the ignition. I try to open the doors only to discover they are both locked. To make matters worse I hear a car running, it's my car! I run back into Denny's and scream through the whole resturaunt, "My cars locked, the keys are in the ignition and it's running," then I burst out the doors again. The cops wouldn't come because it wasn't an emergency! I had to have the waiter and manager break in my car with a broken laddle and a hanger for 45 minutes. To make matters more embarrassing I was the only blonde and everybody started making blonde jokes. I had never been so worried and felt so dumb then that day! But it was exciting. - Anonymous |
| Okay...Here i am sitting in the classroom with all of my friends around. I'm talking everyone...Even the hottie i had a crush on. SO then everyone decides Hey lets take a picture of Matt, but i was like hey how about...no. After that i see cameras ALL around me. I'm already really embarassed so i reach for the closest thing and thrust it in front of my face and close my eyes. When i open them about 5 seconds later i realized something. The thing i just thrusted into my face to shield the cameras was an overhead transparency. So now in my room i have pictures of me from all different angles of me with a transparency in front of my face making the most embarrassing face. - Matt |
| I was throwing the frisbee with these two guys, one of which I liked, and my roommmate at school. Well the frisbee went over the fence into the pool area and usually we would just hop the fence, grab it, and throw it back. So, I get one leg over the fence and i'm balancing, but I start to slip and I just ended up falling backward off the fence into the grass. I landed on my back and everyone heard this load 'thud' and ran over there. I felt so dumb because everyone was out back smoking cigarettes and I just fell off the fence trying to get my frisbee back. It was awful. - Whitney |
| ok my most embarrassing moment is when i was in choir and no one remembered the part we wer singin and so i was like the only one singin and everybbody was just starring at me i have a really good voice at least i think and well the whole choir was just devastated by the way i was singing and it just kep goin until finaly everyone remembered the part and started singing with me the only reason they forgot was because we didnt use any music that day. but lucky me it wasnt at a concert. - Adrienne 11 |
| When i was around the age of say 14, i thought i was cool and would walk around town and stuff, ya know...anyways, one day my mom pulled up beside me when i was walking and was just talking to see when i would be home, i was so scared someone might see me talking to my mom that i just walked faster, and yet, she followed, i was looking at her and talking trying to get her to leave when i SMACKED right into a stop sign. i fell right on my ass, when i realized what had happened, cars were actually slowing down and laughing at me, and i was motified, my mom still tells everyone the stupid story!!!!!! - Cody (female) |
| One Saturday night I was in "The Cathouse" (a gothic, heavy metal type club) with some friends. I was wearing this realy cute corset that my friend had made for me with a skirt and fishnet stockings and a suspender belt. Anyway, I was just walking to the dance floor when this drunk guy bumped into me, I tripped over the step, landed with my bum in the air, my skirt leaving nothing to be desired and to make matters worse when I stood up my boobs were no longer in my corset. It was a nightmare, everyone was laughing at me, even my friends. I haven't been back since. - Julie from Glasgow, Scotland |
| One time out of all of my most embarrasing momemts i chose this one, ok one day @ school i was comming back from lunch and the bell rang but i had to go to the bathroom but i didnt have time to stop and right then every one started rushing out of the building and right then i relized what bell it was the pe bell and so i followed every one trying to hold it but when coach said we had to do jumping jack i started to say to myself oh my god i cant do this and the bad thing was i was right when i got to 10 i used the bathroom right then and there in gym i was so red but now i just laugh about it. - Anonymous |
| One day my mom, sister, and I where at Steak N' Shake...We were getting ready to leave and I wanted a gumball out of the machine, but my mother didnt have any change so i had to run to the car....as i ran out the steak n shake I yelled "wait for me!" and i hit the window that looked liked the door and ran right into it and fell, all my mom and sister could do was laugh.... that will always be a family laugh. - Kim |
| Me and my friend were at olimpia sports looking around. When we got bored in there we decided to go over to the drugstore that was next door. After we had finished looking around, we got ready to leave. When we were walking out of the door i stopped because the automatic door wouldnt open. I was standing in front of the door and it opened into my face and hit me in the face. it was so embarrising even the lady that worked there was laughing at me. - Penina age 13 New Hampshire |
| When I was in 1st grade I wore my big brother's jumper outfit. I did not know. Well I stayed after school and this boy was in the hall next to me near the wall. Then the whole jumper fell down. My panties and stomach, and legs, and chest. Sence I was in 1st grade I did not wear a bra. I pulled it up really fast. - Anonymous |
| Once in elementary school I was checking out a book in the library and I had to pee. The line was really long to check out the book so by the time it was my turn, I couldn't hold it any longer and I peed right there! I was so embarrassed I just left the book and ran out. The librarian had to go find me in the restroom and make me stop crying. I wonder if the peestain is still in the carpet :) - Silver, from Texas |
| I was in the toilet going and my brother walked in with his best friend i pulled down my nighty and ran to my bedroom my knikers were half way down every body laughed at me ahh!!! - Klove, Age 11, himatangi beach |
| Me and my cousin went bungee jumping at carowinds one weekend. we got to carowinds and we rode some rides then he spotted somewhere where u can bungee jump. little did i know, this was going to be the most embarrassing moment in my life. it wasn't scary, it was just the fear of the rope snapping u fallin to the concrete and DYING. newayz we got up there and we we went at the same time, well on the way down, i sneezed or so i thought that was all i did. when i landed my cousin busted out laughing. turns out i had shit all over myself and we ran outta the park too embarassed to catch our breath and I rode butt naked all the way home. - Anonymous |
| I was in Myrtle Beach going out to a club with a few friends and of course I decided to get wasted. As soon as I get in the doors my friends lose me and can't find me for a few hours. When they decide to leave they search the club a few times to find me and have no luck so they decide to go to the car and see if I was already there. No luck at the car so they split up, two at the car and two go back to the club. On the way back my two friends here a lady yell "can you guys help me?", and they go over to her. She says to them "There's some guy sleeping in my car, can you help get him out?" My friends look and see passed out in the front seat with puke all over myself and I had puke in her driver seat and the back seats. My friends apologize to her for me and drag me back home. I still have no idea how I got there. - Max |
| One of my most embarrassing stories was when I was dating this really cute and funny guy. We were on our fist date & at the time we both smoked. I had just finished smoking my cigarette & decided to toss it out of the open window next to me, so I did. After about a minute later I noticed a smoky smell. I was trying to look around his car (mainly his back seat in fear that the cigarette accidentally flew back there), but I didn't see anything. Then out of sheer horror I noticed my purse, sitting on my lap, was on fire. He had manual windows, so I had to physically roll down the window and toss my purse out (it seemed like forever to do this). He stopped his car & we walked back to where my purse was & tried to put the fire out. Unfortunately, my purse was burnt to a crisp & all of my ID's/credit cards were melted! Truly embarrassing... - Natalie |
| I was in this really small bikini at waterworld one day. i was going down this slide called the drop zone, which goes straight done about 120 ft. right when it was over, i noticed my butt hurt really bad but i just was like "whatever", stood up and started walking. about 3 minutes later it started to get really cold....and i heard some hysterical laughing from behind me and i saw a group of old ladies pointing and giggling at me. i looked down, and i was completely naked! i looked back at the ride and the lifeguard was staring at my butt with his jaw dropped open and next to him i saw my bikini floating at the end of the pool! i didnt know what to do, the bathrooms and my spot were at the complete other side of the park, so i just ran back to the water, and put my bikini back on (in front of the lifeguard)! lol. i was so embarrassed i just ran and never went towards that ride again! - Adrienne |
| My most embarrassing moment was when I slipped and fell outside under the car. it was snowing and the ground was so icy. we were all out sledding and I went back to the car to get an extra pair of gloves when I fell under the car barely. I was so embarrassed. everyone was looking at me. - Anonymous |
| Embarrassing wouldnt even explain this moment, more like horrible, i was at my best firends house for new years and she asked me, holly i think we should play truth or dare, and of course her being the sweetest girl ever NOT deciced to invite about hmm lets say four guys two girls to her house i walk out of the bathroom their all sitting their waiting for me to play truth or dare so where playing where playing and than its my turn and guess what i said dare, because i thought truth would get me in some trouble and my so called best friend dared me to take my clothes off and run half way down the block and come back so me being me i didnt let down the dare and i did, later on that night we invited this guy i liked so much over the house and my firend said ok lets watch a movie, she wouldnt tell me what movie it was but guess what, im sitting their next to my crush and half naked me pops up on the tv screen running down the block and back again, i was so speechless instead i tackled my friend and yelled at her - Holly Age 15 KY |
| Omg...one time at school i was at cheerleading practice and my coach asked us to do a Basket-toss, soo we did. After doing it a few times she wanted to see it. There were a tonn of guys there, plus the basket ball players. My bases threw me up in the air and when i came down my pants and panties came down. In front of tons of people!!!! i was sooo embarrassed!!!! Since then i have got called very weird and embarrassing names! - Anonymous |
| I was in high school at the time, at football practice, I had needed to poop almost the whole practice but luckily I was able to hold it at bay...almost the whole time. We were doin a scrimage and I was gettin driven backwards and I could not hold out as I was off balance, I had full release of my bowels in my pants. When we went to the huddle, the couch smelled somethin and was like alright who shit their pants, I was like I farted, but im pretty sure he knew. One of my most embarrassing moments. - Anonymous |
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