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| Once when we were at swimming sports and it was my turn to swim the gun went off and i dived into the pool not realising it was a false start and swam my heart out! I ended up getting a detention for all the trouble caused. - Anonymous |
| This one time last summer me and a couple of friends were hanging out after school outside of the library, the guys were bored so they had a contest who could jump the highest over the bike rail...they were good but then on of my boyfriends friends like" i can beat all of you put together. im the greatest jumper ever" so he got a running start jumped and his foot hit the rail and he went face first in the pavement everyone laughed it was the greatest thing ever. - Jennifer Age: 17 |
| I was living with two guy room mates. One of them went to a kegger until 3 in the morning. That night I had decided to sleep on the couch. I always slept with the covers over my head so no one could see me sleeping. My room mate ( let's just call him John), came home around 4 in the morning. Around six I was awaken by a dream that someone was pouring water over my head. I pulled the covers from my head and realized that my room mate was peeing on my head. I quickly pulled the covers back over my head. He fell on the other couch passing out. I was so shocked, it was about 6 A.M. by this time. I called everyone I knew but no one would answer. I went to my moms to wash my cover. I woke her up to tell her what had happened, she was half asleep and didn't know when she woke up if she had dreamed what I had told her. Later that day my room mates brother asked him if he remembered what he had done. He had no recolection of the incident. We both felt weird around eachother for a while. - Anonymous |
| I started my period and discovered that I had no pads or tampons at home. So, I did the emergency "fold up some tissue and put it in my panties" until I could get some at the store. Well, at the store, I realized that my pants were a little looser than I realized, and next thing I know, the stained, folded up tissue was slowly traveling down my pants leg. There were people in the aisle, so I pretended to study some item until they left. Then I shook the culprit on down my pants leg and quickly stepped on it when it hit the floor. I reached down under my shoe and grabbed the tissue and stuffed it in my pocket. Then I purchased my tampons and hurried back home before I started leaving a trail all over the place. How embarrassing! - Anonymous |
| My most embarrassing story is one day back in high school i was going to class and this girl that i liked was really lookin fine and i didn't wanna pass this up. so i go up to her and talk to her and she was really making these expressions like there was somthing wrong so i went to class and then later on the day these group of girls was talking while i was walking by and then they were saying that the girl i was talkin to had made those faces cuz my breath smelled like ONIONS. i forgot i had Oniion Rings for lunch that day. - Erik |
| One time i was at a youth convention in indianapolis,indiana and we were walkin on the stree goin back to our van when somebody said somethin to me and i turned around. right as i turned back around i walked right into a huge trash can on the street and knocked it over. well for about a month after that people in my youth group called me trash can boy. - Jonathan,Illinois |
| one time when i was little i was at McDonalds with my mom, and when we were in line to order my mom saw one of her friends and started saying hi and i was nervous because i was little so i stood behind my mom. then my mom put me in front of her and said this is my daughter and i just said hi then walked torwards a table then after a minute i walked back and gave who i thought was my mom a hug then the lady looked at me and said wrong mommy. i just looked up and ran towards my real mom and got really scared. - Anonymous |
| The most embarrasing moment for me..was when me and my WHOLE basketball team went to eat out at CI's Pizza after winning the championship. We were all really happy sitting and laughing with each other. Well me and my friend decided to go get some desert. On my way there i was reaching for another plate , and slipped and fell in front of the whole place! Everybody was laughing none stop! While i was ducking down behind the bar area so nobody would see me! i was humiliated..but know that i think about it, its funny! - Megan |
| When I had my first child 12 yrs ago I had no clue how to take care of a baby! I looked to my mother for guidance since I figured she had more experience than I or so I thought. Well when my son got his first cold virus I took him to the doctor. His major symptom of illness was he was congested in his nose very bad. So the doctor prescribes amoxicillan for him and the pharmacy gave it to me with a medicine dropper. I didn't know how to administer it to him so I asked my mother how I was supposed to give to him. I asked her, since his symptom is nasal congestion should I give to him in his nose ( I know how dumb!)? She said I guess, I dont know its been a long time since I took care of a baby! So that what I did! I tried to squirt the medicine in his little nose and he started crying and the medicine just kept bubbling out of his nostrils! That's when comman sense kicked in and I realized the correct way to give him the medicine! Looking back it seems so obvious what I should have done but at the time, I really was clueless! - Lauren |
| One time I decided to give myself a Brazilian Bikini wax. I didn't want my parents to know, so when I was done, I put the wax strips covered in hair in the box the kit came in, and put the box in my purse to throw it out some place else other than home. I went out with friends and forgot about the box, and someone asked to use my phone. They went in my purse, found the box, opened it to be funny, and found the strips in front of all of my friends! - Anonymous |
| When i was in about 5th grade my mom, my brother, and I decided to go on a family bike ride to a playground that was located in the back of the local elementary school. Upon arriving there and playing for a few minutes I had a "sudden rush" of diarrhea. I ran to the school doors and tried to open them but had no luck since it was a Saturday. I hopped on my bike and started riding home as fast as I could but couldn't make it in time and crap started to fly everywhere. My biker shorts, seat, and back tire were covered in crap. To make matters worse, as I was crying while riding my bike home, my mom and brother were behind me laughing the entire time, screaming at me to put my butt down because i didn't want to touch the seat, and furthermore, passing cars were honking at me. - Chelsea, 18, Houston, Tx |
| When I was 13, I went to this guys house. I had had a crush on him forever. I desperately needed the toilet but the problem was that the whole house was in darkness due to a power failure. Eventually I couldn't hold it in any longer. I found my way to the bathroom in the dark, sat down on the toilet and relieved myself. The lights came back on and I discovered to my HORROR that the toilet seat was down..... There was pee all over the floor and no toilet paper to clean up the mess!!! You can just imagine what the boy I liked must have thought! AAAAAAH! |
| In school one of my friends found out that I had a cruch on a 6th grader and they promised not to tell any one and they told one of the biggest mouths in school so of course he told every one in school and it even went around to my 6th grade crush. - Lexy, 10 |
| One day when i was at the library i really needed to got to the toilet. but i decided that i would hold it in. ( not a good idea) i got a book and borrowed it out, but when i turned 2 leave the librarians started to talk to me, and i'm standing there half listening 2 her half trying not 2 wet myself. and finally i couldn't hold any longer! it dripped down my leg. i'm not sure if the librarian saw or not, but i haven't gone back to the library since!!! - Anonymous |
| I was at my youth group hanging out w/ a guy i considered a brother. He is a big time wrestling nut and wanted to try some wrestling moves on me. I said ok. So he was getting ready to flip me but the rest of the guys there thought he was tickling me! so they all joined in and then i heard them start to laugh. I looked down and my loosly tighed pants and my smily face underwear were showing!!!! And if that wasnt enough my town is so small that it was all over school the next day!!! It was so embarrassing. Since then everyone calls me sunshine. - Anonymous |
| I would to say that the most embarrassing moment in my life would be in the mall. i went to the mall with friends and we were at the food court, we bought some food, we were eating when we saw this cute boys, they were 3 boys but i really liked the one in the middle so i was staring at him while i was eating.i was about to take another bite when my friends started mentioning my name (i was daydreaming about me and him) so i was like what and they told look in your blouse, i spilled my food on my white blouse, i was so embarrassed becuase he now noticed me and smiled at me. i was very, very,very embarressed!!! - Anonymous |
| I was representing my school in the Scottish National Rotary Quiz. There were 100 questions and we all sat at different tables. Before we wrote our last answer the like highest boss or head of the quiz came round to talk to us individually and ask us what was our favorite question and why so i told him music because i really like music and explained why. I was just about to write the last answer but my ink pen wasn't working so i started shaking it and SPLAT loads of ink landed on the heads brand new suit! I nearly died of ambarresment and will never enter anything like that again. - Emily, Age 11, UK |
| When my daughter Baileigh was born I became a mother of two. One day we were running late to meet a friend for a play day. To save time I put both the girls in the tub. I was washing Baileigh's hair when I glanced over at Ashleigh who kept looking at her chest left to right. Finally I ask bug what are you doing? She looked up ant me with big innocent eyes and asked " mommy, do you think I'll have big ones or little ones?" {she was talking about the size of her breasts} That brought a chuckle, I didn't really know how to answer so I said, "look at mine." She replied with a frown, " you mean I am gonna have long ones?" - Anonymous |
| Everyone likes to go on the swings at playgrounds! well yah, I used to. Last summer I was at this playground with a bunch of my friends including like 7 guys and 5 girls..and I was on the swings. We were having a competition to see who could jump off the swing the farthest. Well I was wearing a skirt and a tank top. Well when I jumped off I knew I felt to much air on my legs for it to be normal. so I looked down in mid air and realized my skirt wasn't even on me anymore! It had gotten caught on the swing and ripped off! So I'm standing in the sand with like no bottoms and a tank top..thank goodness my house was only a block away. I ran home as fast as I could... good thing my friends and especially me have a sense of humor...we just joked about it after.. But it was scary at the moment! - Cali |
| Yeah okay this is a story from 4th grade, well this of all days had to happen to me, i had been working on my profolio peice for school and i had to pee really bad i beg and beg the teacher to let me go but she wouldn't let me go until my paper had got done printing, well in that instance i feel really warm below the belt if yeah know what i mean, well i was soaked so i ran to the bathroom and quickly in a panicky state started run the sink water and splashing it on myself to make it look like i got water on me, well i went back to class and the teacher ask me where i had been and why i was wet, i explained to her that i got into a water fight in the bathroom with someone, well about that time the d.a.r.e. officer showed up to do dare with us, i started freaking out, cuz i had forgoten that i was elected president and i had to speak in frount of the class, so yeah smelling like really nasty urine i got in frount of the class and read me speech, i was so embarrassed that i kept trying to stand side ways, but the cop dude told be to stand straight toward them. - Anonymous |
| I pulled off the highway at a rest stop to use the restroom and discovered there were no urinals at the restroom, so I went into one of the stalls and discovered *why* there were no urinals at this particular highway rest stop restroom. On my way out, receiving dirty looks from all the women on their way in staring at the guy (me) coming out, I turned around to see the sign on the entrance, and pretended to be surprised and confused that it said "Women." - Gabe, Boston |
| It was the second day of my first semester in college. Being a freshman, I had to park so far away, that I had to ride a shuttle down to the main campus. So, I am really excited and bubbly and looking at all of the hot guys that I never knew could have possibly exsisted. It was now time for me to get off of the shuttle. As I am approaching the steps to get off the shuttle, there was a group of cute guys waiting to get on that caught my eye.....of course. I am so into staring at them, that I completely miss the steps all together....not just one or two.....but all of them. So I ended up sliding down the steps on my ass the whole way down, only to end up at the feet of the hot guys and with a broken shoe. - Anonymous |
| I was taking an art class, and the teacher had a rule, No getting up to use the restroom while instructions were being given. Well, I had to pee really badly.I tryed to hold it, while listening to the teacher. Well, the next thing that I knew, I was soaked! I had wet myself, and it was running down my legs, all over the chair, and onto the floor. The people around me looked at me horrified. The teacher interupted herself, and told me to go home. That was my most mortifying moment. - Anonymous |
| My family and my dads bosses family and co-workers family was out to dinner for Christmas and my dads co-workers son sat across the table from me and he is 17 and I have known him before but we never talked and finally he said so what grade are you in and i was like 7th i'm sorry i'm to young and my dads boss and my mom was sitting by me and they go to young for what?? i was sooo emberessed!!!! - Andrea |
| I was like 6 years old and I use to wet the bed and when I did I would hide my underwear. I did this over a long period of time until one day in front of everyone my mom said "Manny you are missing 21 pairs of underwear" and I was so embarrassed. - Anonymous |
| I was playing basketball outside with my friends and we played a game called tag and shoot all you have to do is hit some one with the ball and shoot if it hits them well I tossed the ball it missed and it hit a poll and flew back and hit me in the nuts after one of my friends grabed the ball and took advantage when i was down and tried to hit me in the face i rolled away and he hit himself - Zach |
| One time i was talking to this boy i liked on my porch. Of coarse i was trying to show off so i was leaning over my railing on my porch and i said "hey watch this!" I thought i could flip over it and land on my feet. I flipped over and my forhead went smack into the railing pole and i had a red line down my face for a whole hour! He laughed at me and then went home.I was so embarressed!!! - DumbShowoff |
| One morning my mom dropped me off at school. It was last winter and it was lots of snow and ice on the ground. So everyone's standing around in groups and stuff just talking and stuff, waiting for the bell to ring so we could go inside. So I get out of the car and I'm walking up the walkway while listening to my walkmen. Then all of a sudden, I fell straight on my butt and my walkmen fell. It really hurted and I hit the ground really hard. I wanted to cry, but I was already embarrassed. So I got up and walked off like it was nothing. But mostly everyone around saw and all day my friends and other people in my grade were laughing and talking about it. And to make things worse, my back was hurting for about 1 or 2 weeks after that. Now that I look back on it, I guess it was pretty funny, but still embarrassing! - Alexis, IL |
| One of my co-workers was selected for a radom drug test. Knowing he could not pass, he actually convinced one of his other friends to urinate in a ziploc bag, in which he taped to the inside of his leg. Upon arrival to the testing fascility he made a bee-line for the men's room for a final adjustment. Unfortunately his buddy must not have had a genuine Hefty Ziploc. Yes, the bag broke open under his jeans soaking him in another mans urine. He then had to go and tell his supervisor (who had accompanied him to the fascility) what had happend. That was his last day. - Anonymous |
| One day back in Nov. of 1999 I went out to a bar with a couple of coworks of mine after work. After leaving the bar a male coworker and I went our own way and had some "alone time". On the way home I had to pee so i deceided to stop along the road to relieve myself. I pulled off to an open spot with a few cars around and act like I was checking the air in my tires. When I was done I got back into my car and headed home. A minute later I saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror. I pulled over and the cop came up to my car and asked what I was doing back there. I told him the truth hopeing he'd let me go. He smelt beer and asked be to take a test. Well I failed because I was underage and he called my parents to pick up the car and to pick me up at the station. On the way to the station he told me I had parked next to him when I stoped to pee. I asked him if he had seen my butt, he told me he didnt want to embarrass me so he wouldnt tell me. After my parents came and got me and took me home my dad told my that I should probally get my underware out of the car before I went inside. How much more embarrassed can you be in one night? - Melinda |
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